I have a riddle for you.

Im watching you.
I see you. The things you are doing. I know things about you. Things nobody knows.

Who am i?

you're gay

>>936988451
I actually am. But that is incorrect.

I got a quick question are sexbots with swappable AI personalities a thing yet or should I buy a switch 2?

>>936988387 (OP)
The Chinese government

>>936988387 (OP)
Myself or God

Im always watching you.
I always know.

Come on guys.
This is easy. A child could get this.

>>936988387 (OP)
>>936988743
santa claus

>>936988783
HE GOT IT.

>>936988998
Post a fucking riddle then.

>>936989024
No u

>>936989057
Got me.

Uh. Okay.

You have to squeeze to get me.
Im kept in a bag.
I dont cost much.

>>936989351
Just tell me already

>>936989436
Milk.

>>936989483
utterdisgust.gif

>>936989351
go-gurt

>>936989351
this is not a riddle. it refers to too many possible answers and it's not even true. anything that needs to be squeezed can be gotten other ways. also not costing much depends on what it is which like i said could be many things and relative cost/local price. never try again. never.

>>936989849
Its milk.