Thread 937003629 - /b/ [Archived: 310 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:46:16 PM No.937003629
DaisyEdgarTwisters
DaisyEdgarTwisters
md5: c6cde5f4c07521a012e61bb160c1e670๐Ÿ”
Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous? Tell stories.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:07:53 PM No.937004427
Yes. But because my name is on that unamed list that will never get released.I have no proof !
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:11:52 PM No.937004562
i got head when i was 16 from an older woman who later on became a congresswoman.
It's likely no one you've heard of unless you're from her state.
To be honest i'm afraid to share who it was so this is kind of stupid and i suck dick.
Anyhow it was a one time thing but i wasn't the only young guy she did that with, I keep expecting something to "come out" about it but it never does. It was sort of an open secret at the time.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:15:42 PM No.937004689
>>937003629 (OP)
My ex became a pornstar at 20. Worked for Brazzers and some other popular studios. There was a viral meme going around on all the top meme pages featuring her. A bunch of people were texting me asking if I knew, which I did though I've never watched any of her videos.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:19:47 PM No.937004815
>>937003629 (OP)
Did you fuck Daisy OP?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:36:41 PM No.937005350
>>937003629 (OP)
What if we have but can't explain our experience without making it glaringly obvious who we are in the process?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:47:19 PM No.937005709
>>937003629 (OP)
Really stretching famous here tbh but I back in 2013 I fucked a former UK child star Dani Harmer, we were working together in theatre and ended up messaging around a few times, it was pretty fun
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:00:22 PM No.937006185
average women bang elite athletes
average women bang elite athletes
md5: 74136786783d696e30890465fd0b8a3a๐Ÿ”
>>937003629 (OP)
Three times (so far) I've been around a group of drunk women who talk freely about stuff, and this question has come up (not by me). In all three cases, at least one of the women had a story about fucking a famous guy. In one case, two women had such a story.

It's very eye-opening to realize that average women have access to famous people, but it makes perfect sense if you think about it. If a woman thinks sex is "no big deal" - it's just a thing that people do - then if she happens to cross paths with a famous man, why not fuck him?

One of the stories was: her and her friend were stopped at a red light and they looked over and saw a professional football player (I can't remember his name) standing there. So they rolled down the window and said hi, then offered him a lift, then they both fucked him. Just like that. That's all it takes if you're a young-ish woman.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:04:30 PM No.937006351
Richard Dreyfuss after his wife passed but before he did
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:05:13 PM No.937006379
Ligma
Ligma
md5: e0989a2e17fe3fd86c89186be73b4107๐Ÿ”
>>937003629 (OP)
Dunno if still considered famous. Got a sloppy gummer from this one in Spain at a beach party in 2005. She's a spitter.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:15:44 PM No.937006833
I had sex with a actress who had a small role in a Christmas Hallmark movie.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:01:27 PM No.937008408
>>937005709
you shagged tracy beaker lmao, what was it like, that show was a massive part of my childhood but she seems a bit odd. still milking it despite being nearly 40
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:06:01 PM No.937008569
>>937003629 (OP)
She looks very pretty here. Not me, but I remember some anons in these threads years back.
>one who fucked pre-famous Alison Brie in Scottland
>one who fucked Charlie XCX and had to sign an NDA
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:06:39 PM No.937008599
>>937008408
It was decent tbh it was not long after she had done stickly so was prob in the best shape of her life, she was energetic in bed but not great giving head.
You are right she is just generally a little weird way to into that role, Honestly think she has prob likes to be called Tracy in bed. (I never did though)
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:06:43 PM No.937008603
johnnyeyeroll
johnnyeyeroll
md5: c30f9854611bbf50a7b18870e5238bef๐Ÿ”
>>937004689
And let me guess the best part. You're not going to tell us who. Great story!
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:09:26 PM No.937008680
>>937006833
I think I remember you. Who was she again? She was hot if I remember correctly. I love watching Hallmark movies because there is always unknown attractive actresses, many who were nude in small budget films. Makes it extra hot watching them rated G and wholesome knowing they took off their clothes for money.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:10:01 PM No.937008694
>>937008599
She looks like a fun shag for sure. I bet she had a sloppy wet hairy pussy.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:12:11 PM No.937008767
>>937008694
not as hairy as you would expect tbh, well back then anyway, trimmed pretty neat,
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:16:20 PM No.937008909
>>937008680
Valerie Jane Parker
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:16:37 PM No.937008921
Wilford Brimley gave me a rusty trombone. Met him backstage at a filming of Walker Texas Ranger.

From the sounds of the trailer next door, Chuck Norris was buttfucking his female co-star.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:18:40 PM No.937009000
>>937006379

Lol I've been watching Smallville for the first time lately. She still have weird spots on her teeth?

Most famous girl I've fucked is probably Reina Rae, but I've fucked a good amount of OF girls with decent instagram followings.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:19:36 PM No.937009036
Define "famous." My ex ended up on the Bachelor a few seasons ago and made it decently far. It was pretty weird to watch. It didn't end horribly and we still follow each other on social media. But also cool knowing I was her first and can see her naked any time I want. So... D- tier "celeb" if that counts?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:31:51 PM No.937009452
>>937003629 (OP)
When I was in college I was working with a lawn company. Hard work, but mindless, outdoors, in the spring and summer it was great. Kept me fit as fuck. And provided plenty of great โ€œcome in for a drinkโ€ opportunities. Most of the milfs were cockteases who just got off on a hot guy in the kitchen for a minute. A couple were down for more. And one of those was a former Olympic skater. I didnโ€™t know her, had to look her up, but she was fit and kinky. She sucked the sweat off my cock before dragging me to the big upstairs bathroom to bathe and fuck the shit out of me. Her husband was much older and out usually, so I fucked her most every week that summer.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:35:27 PM No.937009564
>>937009452
Oh her name is Oksana Baiul if you wanna look her up, forgot to name her.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:37:49 PM No.937009630
>>937009036
Is it that girl who was in a sorority and traded cocaine for sex?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:38:59 PM No.937009661
>>937008909
>Valerie Jane Parker
Nice. I remember her being a redhead. Mind greentexting the story again, with juicy details?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:41:35 PM No.937009746
>>937009564
>Oksana Baiul
Hahaha. I think you're larping, but I can totally see her doing that. I'm an oldfag and I remember her when I was just a young prepubescent lad and she made my little pecker hard. She was only 17 when she won the gold that year.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:43:39 PM No.937009812
>>937009000
What do you pay for them?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:46:11 PM No.937009917
Fucked some girl so good that I broke her heart that I was already taken and she ran away from home and went into porn. Only found out many years later when one of you anons posted her pic in a porn thread. Recognized her right away and all of the details matched up when I looked her up. Can't even remember the name now.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:47:18 PM No.937009960
>>937009630
Haha no but I'd love to hear that story. No, my ex was normal and boring. She was pretty religious growing up and didn't experiment much until me in her early 20s when she became less religious. But she's hot and it was fun moving her boundaries from kissing to kissing naked to oral until we fucked a month or so in. We dated for 4-5 months and then we both moved on, and then two years or so later I saw she was cast on her season
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:47:29 PM No.937009966
>>937009812
Use to get away with 300 on sugarbabies back in the 2017 era, now with inflation and OF its around 500, maybe 1000 if the girl is really hot.

Sometimes its worth it sometimes its not, with these girls its always YMMV. Some can be really into you or at least really like fucking and the sex can be amazing, other times it can be somewhat boring. The good ones I would see multiple times. I've spent 6 figures on sugarbabies in the last decade. Lot's of fun times and good memories though so I don't really regret it.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:50:45 PM No.937010069
Does a state level congressperson count? It was before she was elected, years before, but she fucked several of us on our soccer team.
I keep expecting to hear something about it in the news but nothing.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:51:42 PM No.937010111
>>937009746
Iโ€™d pick someone people have heard of if larping. I didnโ€™t even know how to spell her name when I left, I got nothing from google. My cousin knew the name when I asked if sheโ€™d heard of an ice skater named Ox something.

She was like late 30s I guess but the body was amazing. Her pussy felt like it was tugging me off when she came. She was great.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:54:03 PM No.937010206
Fallon Bowman, right before she left Kittie. I'm good friends with the two brothers who own the venue they played at, and they always have a big after-party at their place. We talked about a bunch of musicians we liked and I remember her getting real excited when I brought up KMFDM. Sex was pretty good, she was a little nervous at first but that quickly faded once we really got into it.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:57:01 PM No.937010322
20r82d
20r82d
md5: 939e1c1e650d1a159073ef93a7f6272e๐Ÿ”
>>937003629 (OP)
>Has /b/ ever fucked someone
No
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:57:10 PM No.937010333
>>937009661

>story again
Basically I met her on set. We chatted a little bit a few times, but not flirty. Then several months later I just so happened to see her vacationing in Greece. I said hello and she remembered me. We talked, had dinner, and drinks. We ended hooking up for three days.

>juicy details
She give a really good bj and keeps a narrow landing strip.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:01:11 PM No.937010483
>>937009960
Hannah Godwin. A couple of anons can probably tell the story better. I just remembered those details.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:01:58 PM No.937010523
>>937010069
>state level congressperson

From Montana oblast?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:03:34 PM No.937010587
>>937010523
nope. Oregon.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:17:29 PM No.937011163
>>937010111
>>937010333
Nice!
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:18:35 PM No.937011211
I feel like this is cheating since I paid for it, but I fucked Ava Devine and Sara Jay
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:33:13 PM No.937011752
>>937011211
How much and was it worth the price?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:00:49 PM No.937012645
>>937008603
Last time I told her name, people DM'd her a screenshot of the conversation. You faggots can't be trusted with anything.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:05:12 PM No.937012796
Got a BJ long ago from Kesha Siebert, the chubby mean girl from the other catholic school. Grew up to be somebody.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:05:52 PM No.937012813
>>937003629 (OP)
I never has sex with anyone Famous, But my fingers were inside Ladygaga and miley cyrus pussy's.
I was forced to go to these because my ex made me. Trust me long story made short if i did not go i was getting no pussy and dealing with mega twat for months. So i went! She payed for the tickets. We were close to the stage 4th row in even tho there was no rows just standing room.. They jumped off the stage i put my hand up to help support and i found my hand in something moist hot and wet! My ex has a video of it on her phone as she was recording it and when you watch ladygaga get over to my hand my left hands pointer finger and middle finger go in side her as she had on no panties.. Same gos for miley cyrus she was basically crotch less and everyone fingered her when she jumped off the stage. my hand just slipped and touched her hood witch fyi is pierced .. Thats as close i'll ever get to fucking any oune famous
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:27:08 PM No.937013622
>>937010069
More details? How did your team meet her?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:37:21 PM No.937013986
>>937008921
>gave me a rusty trombone
lost
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:49:21 PM No.937014409
>>937005350
Love you Taylor
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:56:39 PM No.937014658
The names mean nothing, the stories dull.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:29:13 AM No.937015732
>>937003629 (OP)
No, OP. I have yet to have sex with anyone at all. Maybe Iโ€™m not very good-looking, no โ€œrizโ€ or โ€œgame" as they call it nowadays but I have noticed a little sexual tension between me and this checkout girl who actually talks to me sometimes so maybe thatโ€™ll lead somewhere? Knowing my luck, she probably has a boyfriend or at least sheโ€™ll pretend to have one to let me down gently, she will ghost me after a while or weโ€™ll start seeing eachother and sheโ€™ll head for the hills when she realise Iโ€™m a total loser, pushing me further into the sweet embrace of drugs and alcohol, leading me to lose my jobs and kms. :)
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:31:32 AM No.937015796
03254_dushku_eliza_02_122_438lo
03254_dushku_eliza_02_122_438lo
md5: 5bb982f845b1a8fbfa028b0df6f5eebb๐Ÿ”
Eliza Dushku gave me head once. We met at a party of common friends. She was drunk and I drove her home. She blowed me in my car.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:33:36 AM No.937015867
>>937015732
Save yourself some trouble. Just give her a child support check now & thank her for the memories
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:50:02 AM No.937016403
>>937004689
Not famous.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:52:42 AM No.937016496
I fuckes karmen karma. Pornstar back in 2014 when she was on drugs
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:55:44 AM No.937016601
rebecca ferguson, went to school with her, hooked up after a party. This was before she got her role in a shitty Swedish soap opera. And tbh, she looked a bit strange at the time.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:07:18 AM No.937016932
>>937009000
>Most famous girl I've fucked is probably Reina Rae
How was she? She's into some wild shit, right?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:07:22 AM No.937016937
>>937003629 (OP)
I bagged Luscious Lopez during her escort days. It was expensive but it was a gf experience and an overnight as it was a blizzard in the city that night. I was the only non-cancelation. Inb4 the butterface comments. She's, much more prettier in person without all that makeup. Beautiful, even.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:07:39 AM No.937016946
Meg White, about twenty years ago in a hotel in Cincinatti. She was having a drink at the hotel bar, we got into a conversation, and she invited me up. I didnโ€™t recognize who she was until partway through our conversation and I think she liked that.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:16:36 AM No.937017237
>>937016601
Wow. The White Queen is a big part of my fap folder.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:17:59 AM No.937017274
Only a couple mildly famous Twitter sluts
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:18:01 AM No.937017275
>>937016946
how was she
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:18:45 AM No.937017302
>>937016601
How was it?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:19:24 AM No.937017322
I used to fuck the shit out of Nancy Mace. She liked the rough stuff.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:29:58 AM No.937017619
>>937017322
Somehow she's still full of shit
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:32:43 AM No.937017692
>>937017275
Not bad. Good cocksucker, then she mostly rode me until she told me to take her from behind. She was enthusiastic. A moaner with a trimmed bush, and she wasnโ€™t ashamed of being a little thicker.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:40:07 AM No.937017943
>>937017619
I am a republican, and I agree with this.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:42:31 AM No.937018021
>>937017322
Nancy Mace is so dumb that she presented nudes of herself on the House floor a few months ago.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:42:32 AM No.937018023
fancy
fancy
md5: b38258a9d99cfc079564762460ccaa15๐Ÿ”
>>937003629 (OP)
actual true story inbound
>early 30's with 8 pack and motorcycles
>25 on Tinder
>match with a 21 year old euro trash hottie with a weird name Friday night
>video chat with her and she sends her address
>pick her up on motorcycle from luxury apartments downtown
>she dumped her fiance a month ago and wanted a rebound bang
>fuck for 8 hours, cum 6 times, pretty sure I just caught something but it was worth it
>drop her off in the morning, fuck again
>hookup turns into 2 months of dating
>sex is wild and gets progressively more violent
>start walkin around with black eyes and my chest and arms are always bleeding
>google her real name about a week in
princess
she's an actual fuckin princess, her coronation is on google images
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:46:36 AM No.937018120
>>937018021
I am well aware. I mean, you canโ€™t really see shit in those pictures, but whatever. Sheโ€™s insane and sheโ€™s obsessed with attentionโ€ฆespecially from men.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:47:42 AM No.937018148
>>937018023
I hope you got some hush money from her after you figured that out.

>>937003629 (OP)
I fucked big tit porn star Chessie Moore back in 2003. Went to her house. Got recorded but I don't think I made into any of her videos because she magically made me cum in record time.

If I had known about her other fetishes, I would've asked to watch her go for round 2.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:49:05 AM No.937018196
Aussie friend of mine fucked the rat vtuber.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:22:41 AM No.937019440
>>937018023
How does crowning princesses work?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:41:34 AM No.937020037
>>937012645
Really? I'm sorry that happened, anon. That's really shitty. I wouldn't do that. I believe in karma and universal preferably behavior. Letting you know we are not all bad, anon.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:52:51 AM No.937020379
In HS there was this girl known as the mustache. ... yup
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:55:26 AM No.937020457
>>937012796
How was it? I'm guessing it sucked.

>>937016601
Nice. How were those funbags before she got pregnant. Nobody got to see them when she started doing nude scenes.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:22:30 AM No.937021244
>>937013622
Her son was on the team and she would help out with practices and sometimes games. She was the "team mom" even tho we didn't use that term, and she hooked up with at least three players total including me. It was kind of an open secret in a way but we were (mostly) smart enough to not blab about it.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:38:31 AM No.937021660
I remember when we had a celebrity secrets thread on here and men confessed to having sex with Kevin Spacey - at LEAST a year before the news broke.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:41:15 AM No.937021737
>>937021244
Was she divorced when she was the team mom?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:42:48 AM No.937021776
>>937021737
Yep, i know she remarried since then.
Replies: >>937021899
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:43:37 AM No.937021804
Hannah
Hannah
md5: af7b2d50e1860b7130099c062e185d44๐Ÿ”
There's a guy who claimed to have fucked Hannah Godwin who was on reality TV once. Otherwise would love to chat with anybody whose slept with lesser known actresses or models on Disc.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:46:31 AM No.937021899
>>937021776
Not to make it political but is she R or D?
Replies: >>937022891
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:51:55 AM No.937022074
>>937021804
Damn she is a fucking princess. Bet she smell good and would give you the hardest erection ever the first time she spreads her legs for you.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:53:00 AM No.937022107
93223154_538073146910146_789636547118317049_n
93223154_538073146910146_789636547118317049_n
md5: 6b739bab87a89df1d7c99ec0752d8c1d๐Ÿ”
>>937022074
She is! Got disc?
Replies: >>937022171
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:54:09 AM No.937022139
No but I went on a sort-of date with Emma Watson. This is true.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:55:17 AM No.937022171
>>937022107
I do. How come?
Replies: >>937022252
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:57:00 AM No.937022252
79588054_493432747963254_2681892363720428829_n
79588054_493432747963254_2681892363720428829_n
md5: 2c00097982245fa881bf039fb5110526๐Ÿ”
>>937022171
Can dump her photos and chat there
Replies: >>937022299
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:58:48 AM No.937022299
>>937022252
Not really that interested unless you have nudes or something.
Replies: >>937022328
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:59:39 AM No.937022328
39850961_484919595252780_7974525774881357824_n
39850961_484919595252780_7974525774881357824_n
md5: 5c59f051eeae5396cae898fd23a1d12a๐Ÿ”
>>937022299
Sadly no though I have lots of sexy pics
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:09:58 AM No.937022630
>>937022328
>Doesn't have a story of his own
>Doesn't have any exclusive nudes
Go away, anon.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:11:39 AM No.937022688
memphis 1367628542139
memphis 1367628542139
md5: 458037558576f40ca0a3f3e6c31e2742๐Ÿ”
one anon worked on a rental yacht and got to fuck memphis monroe and some other porn girl because he threw a party and gave them free shit
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:12:37 AM No.937022723
memphis 1367635134820
memphis 1367635134820
md5: 445f3b45a6b0ae25a8b331803d37ec5f๐Ÿ”
>>937022688
I respect that he actually had photos of it. he was afraid of getting fired
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:15:26 AM No.937022829
Screen Shot 2013-12-14 at 12.09.46 AM
Screen Shot 2013-12-14 at 12.09.46 AM
md5: 33f407a4dfd1c292ec9a1058acb81071๐Ÿ”
old sandra bullock claim. i kinda buy it because i knew a bipolar actress or two
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:17:34 AM No.937022891
>>937021899
R
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:18:01 AM No.937022907
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md5: d3dd7a311693762fbc13e05d0407742e๐Ÿ”
at some point something like this has gotta be true
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:19:14 AM No.937022960
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md5: 42fc6e27544f312cd7768146c833bd9e๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:20:45 AM No.937023006
20200125_070720
20200125_070720
md5: cf526839586626df84d8183c59843c0c๐Ÿ”
>>937003629 (OP)
Several years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from the band The Pierces.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:32:07 AM No.937023336
>>937023006
Why the fuck would you larp as me?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:36:02 AM No.937023460
>>937023336
Why the fuck would you larp as me?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:38:43 AM No.937023541
I fucked brandi c from rock of love
Met at a bar in Orlando in 2016 and told her I had a massive penis which she immediately told me to prove it which led to some shitty quick drunk car sex
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:48:15 AM No.937023791
>>937021804
Is it true she has sex for cocaine?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:49:40 AM No.937023830
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29417216_1922632518046997_7669944346564624384_n
md5: c992dd613c8d8265f8d357a89144e23d๐Ÿ”
>>937023791
That's what I was told yea
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:57:28 AM No.937024056
I might or might not have had recurring deep fucking sessions with the daughter of a very VERY prominent Russian politician back when she was "studying" in Switzerland...

At some point she told me she had to "prevent my friend from killing you" half jokingly after sex.

I'm black so it didn't help
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:00:54 AM No.937024149
I'm a neet virgin so I've obviously had sex with Scarlett Johansson, Sydney Sweeney, Jenna Ortega, and Olivia Rodrigo.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:06:45 AM No.937024316
>>937021244
What is her name?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:17:58 AM No.937024679
>>937024149
Scarlett Johansson (40), Sydney Sweeney (27), Jenna Ortega (22), and Olivia Rodrigo (22)
not bad, try to add Jane Seymour (74) and Mariska Hargitay (61) to round out your collection
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:31:53 AM No.937025138
>>937020457
he's met a bunch of celebrities, but nothing like this story.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:38:51 AM No.937025364
ava2
ava2
md5: 8f4678eacdd88bf5a188d21e4edb51e5๐Ÿ”
>>937003629 (OP)
>>937003629 (OP)
>Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous? Tell stories.

Well, I could say of a few the most memorable was Ava Gardner while I was a young man. I was a movie extra in one of her last films.

She was mid-50's, true, but what a woman. Plus her good report led to a string of affairs with various starlets.

Sigh.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:41:13 AM No.937025439
>>937025364
i know she had a tell-all autobiography. did she refer to escapades with people like yourself at the age she was?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:45:25 AM No.937025591
WTF SEZ PEPE
WTF SEZ PEPE
md5: d4d7cc1ee05ff3c35fd9310ee7cc2231๐Ÿ”
>>937018023
>>sex is wild and gets progressively more violent
>>start walkin around with black eyes and my chest and arms are always bleeding
>>google her real name about a week in
>princess
>she's an actual fuckin princess, her coronation is on google images
Holy banana, what happened exactly? How did she justify it?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:58:01 AM No.937026004
>>937023541
she was sexy. i remember watching the show and googling to try to find nudes.....and there happened to be a few professional porn scenes.

that was a great surprise
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:21:40 AM No.937026799
>>937018023
How old is she now?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:25:35 AM No.937026923
>>937003629 (OP)
If you consider a 2nd tier porn actress a celebrity, then yes. Met her at a .38 Special concert back in the early 90s.We were seated next to each other and started talking. She was dancing at a local strip club....though I didn't find out about the porn and stripping much later.

Saw her on and off for about three years. She always said she could be herself around me. Kept her level-headed.She'd spend a few days where I was while on her strip tour.Tried to get her out of porn. She still thought she could make a career of it, was in control. She started becomign more plastic and silicon and was usually high. Still thought she could turn porn into some sort of career.

Sister ran into her a while back in Atlanta...airport. She barely recognized her. Said she looked like a fuck doll. She asked about me, sister told her I was stationed overseas....which I was. Never called her. Never checked on her.

I dated a local news anchor for a bit while I was stationed up in Columbus Ga. Got promoted to an affiliate station in Tampa. Actually haven't thought about her until now.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:46:46 AM No.937027578
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md5: c6a4d59dc80244d7305f0987297d5161๐Ÿ”
Lived in LA for a few years back in the 2010s and worked in TV production. Spent some time with Molly Quinn during her heavy drinking years (she's since quit drinking altogether). But managed to get her in for a couple fun nights on the odd weekend. Cute af, very fun to pound.

I know, not a big name celeb, but she's been in a couple things
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:57:29 AM No.937027922
Marina, after a show on the FROOT tour
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:01:06 AM No.937028044
Marina_Diamandis_at_Ryman_Auditorium_1_March_2022
Marina_Diamandis_at_Ryman_Auditorium_1_March_2022
md5: 0b01c18d0867cc0fd1467285d10cfc2e๐Ÿ”
>>937027922
i want to habeeb
but i don't think i do
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:04:06 AM No.937028131
>>937028044
I don't blame you, sometimes I can't believe it
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:05:38 AM No.937028171
Molly (3)
Molly (3)
md5: 97514d874820dfaa505b1f1b58594d4d๐Ÿ”
>>937027578
Seriously? She is an angel. If she had bigger tits she would be perfect.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:06:50 AM No.937028205
>>937003629 (OP)
not famous like internationally famous but a comedian famous in mexico, i saw him in a public restroom that's famous for its cruising scene and i sucked his dick there, i'm supossed to say nothing about it but i still tell the story to other guys i fuck, he's married to some lady and nobody knows he likes getting his dick sucked by men
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:14:35 AM No.937028430
>>937028171
Yeah she's stunning. I'm a big sucker for gingers, too. Very small tits, but a great fuck.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:37:56 AM No.937029042
>>937028430
How was she? How was the pussy? Details anon, details.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:20:40 AM No.937030056
Tape face got drunk and passed out at a party in New Hampshire I was at, and I fucked his ass. He was so out of it that he was shitting. Good times. My Will was done, har har har.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:21:47 AM No.937030076
I masturbated.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:31:51 AM No.937030247
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15609751693_1c7bf6e9be_z
md5: 565fa4b3adac847b9af0d6482df2dee4๐Ÿ”
Matched on tinder with the one in blue.
She's not famous really, but closest I've got.
We made some content she kept
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:49:04 AM No.937030570
Hakos_Baelz_Portrait
Hakos_Baelz_Portrait
md5: 43e0a980b7247f3d1f5019d63592baae๐Ÿ”
>>937018196
Bae? She's a little Asian Aussie slut
Replies: >>937030793
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:56:32 AM No.937030725
>>937029042
She was great. Very forward and just enthusiastic. Her pussy was nice. Tight, pink, felt great.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:58:38 AM No.937030766
>>937022829
I work in the film industry and that's not how our hours work at all, even for the big name actors. I'm not saying it's impossible but this one is highly unlikely.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:00:06 AM No.937030793
>>937030570
yeah
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:18:08 AM No.937031148
d91bed31db726c86d514005f7c7379ae (1)
d91bed31db726c86d514005f7c7379ae (1)
md5: b8073edbfccb40b300f5a6f29a65d82c๐Ÿ”
Daisy is so cute I love her
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:19:53 AM No.937031196
I used to fuck the porn star Kazumi on the regular, before she got into porn
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:30:02 AM No.937031408
Emily Bluntโ€™s
Emily Bluntโ€™s
md5: 8b7315d970ad18c275bd479dfb5ac21c๐Ÿ”
Had a couple of dates with this girl before she became really famous. Nothing special
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:54:07 AM No.937031978
>>937031196
here's a broccoli headed zoomer on gear (but who's lazy) making her boob job surgery scars oscillate
https://www.fpo.xxx/video/918609/6x15x-only4ans-kazumi-squirts-gattouz0-rq/
thoughts?
>>937031408
k
proof?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:47:38 AM No.937033030
OF models count? Lexy Panterra pre OF 11 years ago. After an event and negotiation for a job. Dogged her in a Hilton with an athlete friend of mine
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:49:02 AM No.937033063
>>937025364
old ass nigga
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:03:34 AM No.937033383
Viola-Brand-AS-Photography-Alex-Seegis-DSC_5765-684x1024
I had sex with artistic cyclist Viola Brand as a teenager. It was before she got any famous and she is still not that famous but the best I have.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:10:19 AM No.937033532
>>937003629 (OP)
I fucked Taylor Swift.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:13:57 AM No.937033590
>>937033532
Shut up, Travis.
Also, why did Pat throw the Superbowl? Did he have bets on it?
gud
7/13/2025, 11:26:11 AM No.937033874
>>937012813
Sure you did.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:28:52 AM No.937033928
>>937033532
I jerked off to a picture of her together woth two friends.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:59:05 AM No.937034562
>>937003629 (OP)
No, but you know the guy who plays Rip on 'Yellowstone'? Back in the 90's I fucked his uncle's girlfriend. That's as close to being a celebrity fucker as I've every cummed.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:11:34 PM No.937034798
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1000003387
md5: 42269590805daa9e7e0bf419a77c7ec0๐Ÿ”
>>937003629 (OP)
I fucked JB Pritzker's daughter. Nothing pisses him off more than the public knowing she's a worthless rich girl and not the good girl who wears sweaters to state dinners.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:25:51 PM No.937037646
>>937003629 (OP)
no
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:54:44 PM No.937038428
Screenshot_20200923-082631
Screenshot_20200923-082631
md5: 91ca9bef8d749f1e986792d2acfd7a12๐Ÿ”
>>937029042
We'd chat and work together for days in a row, and became pretty friendly with each other. I was in production and a little older than her, but not too much. We'd often go to the same parties in the evenings and she definitely enjoyed a few drinks. Lots of teasing ended up us getting into a hotel room a few times.

She always loved starting giving head. Nice and deep pretty quickly. She loved getting pounded right after. Just enthusiastic and bubbly the whole time. Good times, she's completely quit drinking nowadays and is married (her husband is also in the industry, actually pretty cool guy)
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:56:56 PM No.937038485
>>937003629 (OP)
I held hands with one of the Olsen twins.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:58:34 PM No.937038528
>>937018148
>I hope you got some hush money from her after you figured that out.
she actually wrrecked her dad's custom v12 mercedes with me in it while my cum was still inside her from our first fuck
damn near started a problem, but that's a whole other story
>>937019440
>How does crowning princesses work?
They have a dual government, her dad's the head of that by popular vote (when this happened)
she's a princess by birth rite, shit is so confusing, she was declared princess as a preteen
not alot of information about her mom exists
>>937025591
>Holy banana, what happened exactly? How did she justify it?
she was just real rough, then she'd play victim so I still have videos on my phone of her asking for increasingly violent sex shit
shit like, "choke me" "slap me" "spank me" "fuck this whore slut"
she'd also get drunk and send me nudes for a long time into my current relationship
also the only girl to zip tie me to the bed and hit me with her purse strap
>>937026799
>How old is she now?
this happened during the Trump administration, tryin not to doxx her
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:42:15 PM No.937039747
>>937005709
I always found her strangely attractive, gonna check what she looks like now.
She was never hot but just a nice looking average girl.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:43:43 PM No.937039795
chrissy
chrissy
md5: 349fd84512f5da87869b75f1de5ba340๐Ÿ”
I had sex with Elena koshka prior to her doing porn, she was dating my female friend at the time. She had recently run away from her ex husband who was russian af and abusive and did cams for money living with her friend at the time. She lived in oregon to an orthodox russian famalam, her real name being Christina Ignatov, on fb she went by chrissy woohoo when she had moved to florida to start porn to try and distance herself online then shortly thereafter she lost the account i think. She constantly shilled that she was an entrepeneur but in reality she just fell for MLM scams constantly, she was fun as shit to be around and with how hot she was I constantly hungout with both of them in a bar in west linn. The night we porked her and my friend were hanging out at my friends place and my friend was making something to eat, while she was making food I had mentioned to Chrissy that I dealt drugs for money because she didnt understand why I had so much freetime and money. That set her off and she immediately asked if I could get meth, I could not but I had adderall and coke and she made an excuse to my friend (her gf at the time) and since I could drive I had to 'drive her home for an emergency' which basically consisted of sloppy coke dick sex and her crying when I tried sticking it in her ass. Found out she was violently fisted by her ex husband and she wouldnt do anal, its funny u can see how long it took for her to warm up to anal in her career i assume as a result from the trauma. She was a sweet girl, crazy as shit and had a big lofty idea of her life she wanted to accomplish. I hope shes doing well, I watched an interview recently when I was talking to my wife about this (sharing war stories kinda thing) and we looked into it, during the interview she mentioned she hasn't settled down and is terrified of committment etc. I feel bad for her, she is genuinely a really good person I think she was just traumatized and coped about it poorly.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:48:48 PM No.937039951
>>937039747
lol can't believe this thread is still going.

Yeah she always has had something about her I looked up but before I posted yesterday she s till pretty decent, if she was a neighbour and flirted with you I think most guys would be happy to flirt back.
Glad I got to have some fun with her back then couldn't help thinking about it when looking at her insta
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:48:52 PM No.937039952
ignatov
ignatov
md5: b3183b56119d1cd308936cdf2df2cac0๐Ÿ”
>>937039795
Lil more 'proof' if u can call it that. It was weird as shit coming across her in porn later, a weird unshakeable feeling I recognized her and my friend were talking about it and it was 100% her. After the breakup she and sarah kept in contact for a year or two.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:50:46 PM No.937040023
>>937016601
>she looked a bit strange at the time.
She is a rare case of got hotter the older she got.
Honestly, look at her as a teenager and she looks kind of weird, even ugly looking but look at her in her 30-40s and she is hot as fuck
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:55:11 PM No.937040124
le disappointed lizard being depressed over the death of his only friend, a nice cream
>no evidence whatsoever for any claims in this thread

larp as usually

rememeber

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:56:45 PM No.937040161
My fiance is a film journalist and before we met she would routinely hook up with directors and actors that she interviewed. She said it was expected as โ€œpriceโ€ of being allowed to interview A-listers
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:58:12 PM No.937040200
ignatov2
ignatov2
md5: 471232b80c3754fb252883474e6f886c๐Ÿ”
>>937040124
I kinda posted proof u nigger. I didn't think to snap nudes fucking my friends girlfriend in a drug fueled hookup. Granted, fucking a pornstar isnt a huge accomplishment
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:59:12 PM No.937040227
Fucked Amber Heard years ago in Corpus Christi. No idea why she was in that shithole but itโ€™s a fun anecdote
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:00:13 PM No.937040253
>>937039951
I checked her more recent pics and some she looks Ok, some she is going rosie o donell tier manish ugly, but I would still fuck her.
I of course dont know her character and only know her from seeing a few episodes of tracy beaker or seeing her on shit like blue peter or whatever when i was a kid.
She seemed like a typical non posh english girl, have banter, get a few labrinis in her then finger her in a playground type of girl.
Checked her filmography and see she has been milking that tracy beaker role her entire career, so I get what you mean she would probably like being called beaker in bed or some shit like that.

Well done lad, you bagged one at least.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:05:21 PM No.937040408
1642870189538
1642870189538
md5: 9134bcb5485da126dcf10b302a29a3b6๐Ÿ”
>>937012645
lol get rekt
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:11:01 PM No.937040559
>>937040253
Yeah time is catching up with her but that's what 3 kids will to do you. plus if she hasn't changed her habits from back then she a smoker and does like a drink.
that does pretty much sum up what she was like tbh.
The way her career has gone is a little sad that she never left that role behind but as I said I could see her being into character play in bed because of it
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:57:20 PM No.937041886
>>937006379
Never happened.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:58:44 PM No.937041941
Pornstars are not celebs theyโ€™re kinda just prostitutes.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:07:07 PM No.937042210
>>937040124
I dunno, I choose to believe in understated, realistic recounting.

Guess I wish this was a slightly more magical world than it is.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:08:00 PM No.937042233
>>937003629 (OP)
I hooked up with a newscaster at a big TV station in the midwest. She had an on-air reputation as being smart and professional, but behind the scenes she was a bitch to everyone. Had to do electrical work at the station and she asked me to look at something in her office. She started hitting on me but I rejected her (don't shit where you eat.) She stalked me at work and I finally met her for drinks. She fucked me and dropped me as if I was just a notch on her belt.