Thread 937004037

>>937003976
>>937004041
>>937004069

RAWR

>>937004129
holy fuck

>>937004094
>>937004134
Best Kristen.

>>937004164
yes
Yes
YES

goodjob making a thread when there was already one up, stop doing this. this is how these threads were banned before.

>>937004201
SWEET TOOTH FOR THA CHOCOLATE

>>937004202
follow thread from this one
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>>937004204
>>937004244

>>937004235
what does that have to do with anything

>>937004204
>>937004226
>>937004244
nice

>>937004288
>>937004302
BLACKNIPPOL

>>937004295
>>937004312

>>937004286
the thread with brocky and beady and the others was made when there was already a thread. Celeb Milf was up but they ignored it and made their thread.

go cry about it to them.

>>937004335
mousefu

>>937004335
>>937004367
Bestfu

>>937004365
>>937004391

>>937004362
again, what does that have to do with anything. plus celeb milfs is a specific thread.

>>937004431
yeah, move iiiit

>>937004440
not interested. give them the link to this thread when their thread finishes or let them make another thread. take your negativity away

>>937004513
a$$ time

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DRIVER

>>937004513
>>937004538
Approve of this we do

>>937004519
im not being negative, i don't want these threads to get banished to trash again. and this is exactly how it happened before. stop making multiple threads, its not hard.

>>937004546
Tell your story walking, bitch

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>>937004546
His name is Henry Miller

>>937004288
uggo supreme

>>937004538
>>937004555
>>937004560

>>937004570
Not interested. And I'm turning on gallery mode. Go cry about it somewhere else please you're ruining the vibe you and your pedo obsessed friends from the other thread.

>>937004625
>>937004648
yummy

>>937004671
WHERE IS MY FUCKING DRIVER

>>937004671
you replied twice while saying not interested

>>937004700
I want to eat a blended 4-course meal pouring out of it

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>>937004731
need to switch my brain off and get my cock out to this movie.

Jacobtard watching Baby Driver and crying because the driver isn't a baby

>>937004756
Your dick smells like a foot

>>937004756
The highlights of all three movies are posted in separate videos in her thread on SC. $$$$$

>>937004697
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>>937004801
>The highlights of all three movies are posted in separate videos in her thread on SC

Haven't posted over on SC for months. Looks like it's time to revisit.

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>>937004853
TIE ME UP UNTIE ME

>>937004853
>>937004881
Would never untie her

>>937004929
I dont even think she'd want that

Love Anna but she can't compete with Dakota.

>>937004974
few can

>>937004985
Mousefu bows down to her.

>>937004948
Always down for some freaky stuff

>>937004134
Jfc she is way too hot for dax. I hope she's cucking the shit out of him and getting the dicking she really deserves.

>>937005044
Ass-magic!

You ever get trapped next to somebody so foul, so repugnant, so cosmically wrong, you start questioning your own existence?

That was me…
Sat next to a moist, twitching flesh pile named J-Tard.

That’s not a nickname — that’s the entire warning label.
No one with that name should be allowed near a power outlet, let alone other human beings.

He rolls in wearing a soupy wig on a chair that looks like it lost a bet.
Not a wheelchair — oh no, this was a chair-chair. An office chair. Like he committed to defeat.
And he’s got this look — like he’s better than you, even though he smells like a microwaved diaper and has a fungal Civil War going on in his lap.

You try not to look, but he wants you to. He spins in circles, making racecar noises, like a toddler possessed by the ghost of a used gym sock.
Then he leans over and says something like:

>“I’m numerically superior. I give little boys sexual awakenings. Real men understand speed and mass.”

Buddy… I don’t care if you’re 9 feet tall with lasers for nipples — if you smell like fermented regret and argue with your own chair, you don’t get to brag.

And what the hell is this obsession with numbers?
This guy’s talking macros, iron intake, blood type, shoe size, latitude and longitude — like he’s a goddamn Pokémon stat screen dripping down the upholstery.

Meanwhile I’m over here praying for a derailment, a lightning strike, anything that’ll end this ride and cleanse the airspace around him.

He calls himself “based.”
You know what used to be based? Soap. Try it sometime.

Bottom line:
If you sit next to a man who leaks, spins, jerks his little dick to kids, and thinks being a delusional slimeball is a philosophy —
You’re not commuting.
You’re surviving.

>>937005226
Role of a lifetime for her

>>937005622
I'm so alone for her

>>937005699
much thankness

>>937005697
queen

>>937005736
very welcomes.

>>937005322
this waiting is driving the princess
Belle Delphine crazy!
nights comes is coming, and even if the
wicked witch lech checks every time at five

minutesdal, smiling under the cover of
darkness ,the Princess can slips in pay
ravager class bloops with her cove shovel
ands some stealth! and root the stinking
vineyards faints to a thousand shreds!

>>937005777
umf

>>937005783
are you chatgpt

>>937005697
So perfect. Makes you wonder why anyone ever posts that E.T. lookin' bitch Rhianna.

>>937005820
Was that your question?

shit thread

>>937005761
looks brown

>>937005842
this feels like a personal attack

>>937005880
make another one?

>>937005864
no, i was just seeing if they would reply. i wonder about them.

>>937005880
you can make it better by contribooting primo celebedies

>>937005908
Well you're not Rihanna.

>>937005920
The stuff that gets posted in these threads and that's the one you worry about?

k.

You ever use a Herman Miller chair? I'm thinking about saving up to get one.

>>937005995
ARE YOU MY DRIVER

>>937005908
your foreskin is personally attacking your cock

>>937005995
well, the others, as odd as they may be, function in a very different way. and theres no mysterys there either.

>>937005954
can you prove that?

i like both beyonce and rihanna

>>937006082
If you say so anon. I'm too busy looking at office equipment.

>>937006157
if that is an inside joke or something i do not understand, can you please explain?

>>937005366
>>937005467
>>937005517
MI MAMI

>>937006178
leaving very little to the imagination

>>937006142
>Dua
oh Jesus Christ yes

>>937006197
I'm so alone

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>>937006159
POPSLUT THREAD

>>937006256
you do not have to be alone anon. we are here.

What goin on in this thread?
>*Thinking noises.*

>>937006197
anon is masturbating. are you also masturbating anon?

>>937006212
hmm brown again

>>937006197
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I want to ejaculate inside lily's asshole.

>>937006319
Record exec sextoy

>>937006304
Sweet Seyfried

>>937006296
>>937006311
is this true anon, is that what you're doing? is that what "looking at office equipment" is code for ?

>>937006338
i feel my cums stirring

>>937006338
Dreamsuckle ( . )

>>937006359
Are you the driver?

>>937006353
Shut up, dickhead

Creamy steamy bbc

>>937006342
uh-huh uh-huh

>>937006362
>>937006375
Petite and perfect

>>937006280
best thread

>>937006285
>>937006285
bots, bots everywhere.

>>937006418
Nepofection

>>937006378
yes

mmm it's Britney bitch

DOES ANYONE BELIEVE MY PERSONAL DRIVER TOOK ME SOMEWHERE AND THAT I'M NOT STILL HERE IN THIS CHAIR

>>937006470
Tasty nepo nips

>>937006455
See I can tell!

At least we got a couple a Dua Anons.

>>937006468
fine as fuck
(looks like an absolute slut in *this* one, which is probably why I like it so much)

>>937006604
kill yourself

Beady once again being shit at samefagging.

>>937006629
DID ANYBODY GET A LOOK AT THE DRIVER

SON OF A FUCKING BITCH

>>937005908
Chubby Rhianna best Rhianna.

>>937006616
One day I will find a domme to look at me with this much astonishment and scorn.

>>937006480
You have something purple for me?

>>937006704
I prefer Rihanna to Rhianna but to each their own

how can you be homeless just buy a house

>>937006616
I'm completely unused to seeing Dua with her hair up, she really should do it more often.

>>937006532
Mmm it's lithium betch

>>937006761
you got my money?

>>937006761
Your strangled little kidney bean cock?

>>937006811
You're not the driver.

I’m going to go cruising tonight

im going to try to find a stranger to have sex with in public

>>937006821
how do you know? i could be!

Once my driver gets here

BEADY GOT A JUG BUT HE DROPPED IT AND THE PISS SPILLED OUT

HIT HIS HEAD, TOLD HIM THAT'S SOME SHIT HE SHOULDA THOUGHT ABOUT

GOT SOME BUGS LIVIN IN HIS BED AND IT'S A LARGE AMOUNT

SLEEPIN IN THE WOODS CUZ HIS SCHIZO ROOMMATES KICKED HIM OUT

Been in love with her since I was a kid watching Jurassic World

>>937006881
\(\lim _{n\rightarrow \infty }n\sin \left(\frac{180}{n}\right)\)

>>937006961
>a kid watching Jurassic World
I'm old...

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, and I definitely love to spice things up in conversations. I'm a bit on the playful side and enjoy pushing boundaries during those late-night chats. There's something thrilling about getting you to the edge while I have my fun too! I can be a little shy in person due to my anxiety, which is why I'm all in for some flirty texting instead. If you're looking for a fun time and some naughtiness, hit me up! You can find me on the app where all the fun happens: viollenq. Just take out the spaces and dashes if there are any. Can’t wait to get wild with you!

>>937007029
exactly what i thought

i was 25 when jurassic world came out

>>937007095
i was 31

Imagine being a kid and one of your first exposures to film is something as god fucking awful as Jurassic World. You'd never even have a chance of developing good taste.

counted wrong, 26

>>937007112
lol old

>>937007117
Jurassic World was fine, the next two were terrible though

I thought on everyone the internet is a cute, barely legal Japanese maid. Have I been lied to?!

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>>937007150
It was not fine, and you should be deeply ashamed and embarrassed to have typed that.

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>>937007112
I was 24.

>>937007177
nah, it was a fun movie, you just have a massive stick up your ass.

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>>937007031

Those are whores, not celebs.

>>937007209
>it was a fun movie
The last desperate cry of a man who can't admit he's the lowest common denominator.

>>937007117
I love Deftones, anime, Pokemon, and MLP.

>>937007224
>kim kardashian isnt a celeb
>kylie jenner isnt a celeb
>t. retard

>>937007031

Fuck off and buy an ad you newfag cunt.

>>937007254
like I said. massive stick up your ass. take it out, youll enjoy life a lot more.

>>937007262

He's right. They aren't.

>>937007313
they absolutely are lmfao.

>>937007255
Deftones was the only respectable thing listed. I'm assuming you don't really listen to them, but instead enjoy TikTok content with samples.

>>937007302
Sitting through movies in which the characters are unlikeable and irredeemably stupid isn't my idea of fun, so you enjoy for the both of us, ok? Don't forget to tap the drool cup when you need the nurse to empty it.

>>937007343
Don't talk to him. He's more pathetic than the poncey noncey faggot he's larping as.

>>937007341
Getting fucked by a nigger and being related to a nigger fucker does not make somebody a celeb.

>>937007112
i was ten thosand yrs old wizard man from dimension zarg

>>937007371
sure thing autismo

>>937007429
>autismo
Yet another stock NPC response. Look, you provide a valuable service to the economy by having sub-pedestrian tastes, so I guess you can feel good about that. Mouth-breathers who mindlessly consume slop content like you help keep California thriving.

>>937007468
>..<

>>937007382
they fit the definiton of a celeb, there is no arguing that. they are constantly in mainstream media, paps, redcarpets, fashion. i dont even know why im baiting this obvious troll. probably cause im just as retarded as you are.

>>937007468
you really aren't hiding that disorder are you.

>>937007571
Anon, you enjoyed Jurassic World. Do you really think you have the intellectual capacity to burn anyone? How cute.

>>937007623
midwit

Spammers post was deleted.

>>937008143
>Very very difficult to goon ITT.

Beady was finding it hard to goon his shit so I deleted the thread. Now he can make his own thread.

>>937008207
wow so cool!!!!

>>937008246
Seemed the right thing to do. I don't post in his threads, I stop posting celebs when he starts fagging out or spamming. He made a new thread already you can find it in the catalog.

>>937008285
I don't blame you, bd's spamming is the biggest boon to these threads.

>>937007726
Jurassic World enjoyer.

>>937008285
don't think thats bds thread though, he usually uses the subject box

>>937008341
It is what it is. Anyway it's lunch time.

>>937008395
Read back what you just posted and relate it what I posted about deleting the thread I made.

>>937008207
Nuclear fucking option but I can respect that

eww only a bunch of boomers here

>>937004037 (OP)
I hope Scarlet Johannson doesn’t start getting bogdanoff surgery like so many aging Hollywood women. She still looks really good for her age.

I don’t think she’s crazy though, so she might not go full bog style. That seems to be something only the insane, angry women do