/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/CTjPHa0gBtM?si=ge-u8Lj71mDte7GE

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

>>937004300
What did the Jews ever do you?
>inb4 muh palestinian childrens
Fuck them apes.

Claiming my beloved, legendary detective Siesta.

>>937004603
Kill yourself tranny faggot. Please!

Time for food, consume calories. Ingest hydration


>>937000228 Viv
If I had either, I would be happy.

>>937002333 Foxxy
With what? A shovel? My days of manual labor are far behind me now.
Lewd.
I wish, they mostly listen to metal here. Defeats the purpose entirely.
Woohoo!

>>937003265 Akari(who would've guessed.)
Akari spotted

>>937004799
Consume your hrt and slit your wrists.
Fag

>>937004799
Dumb coworkers are the worst. Having a nice dungeon to come home to would take the edge off lol

>>937005199
>dungeon
Kys faggot

zozzle

Seriously anyone interested in dungeons is a faggot

>>937005199
Is it a dungeon or a den? Is there any difference between both?

>>937005569
Depends on the game tbh
A torture dungeon is also fine

>>937005720
Both could be cozy. But making a den into a dungeon is likely easier than the reverse.

>>937005835
Public execution and torture is ok dungeons are if you're trying to hide something or someone. It's more mentally jarring to have people witness your pain and do nothing to stop it.

>>937005990
True, true. I always wanted a den for myself since i was a teenager with my siblings seeing peace isn't an option.

>>937006012
I like Darken Rahl's idea in Sword Of Truth. If you leave them horribly maimed instead of dead they set examples for others. Dude was fucking nits but its a very good point.

lol

>>937003993
I've had this debate... often.

>>937004799
What do ya mean, who would have guessed??

>>937006464
What in the fuck? Not only is this the first time I've EVER seen someone bring up Sword of Truth (unless I do it), but I even had the wikipedia page of it open just yesterday.

Can someone please tell me what he means by this

>>937007086
It's such a good series. Read the first 11 while in prison. Got to get the others and read them to finish it. I started in jail shortly before I rode out by reading Shroud Of Eternity of the Nicci Chronicles. Shit was lit. So then I got Wizard's First Rule and just kept going.
Motherufuckin Richard man.
>KILL THOSE WHO MEAN YOU HARM
>LIFE IS GOOD SO KILL THOSE WHO THREATEN YOU
>NO ONE IS OWED YOUR WAGES FROM HARD WORK FUCK OFF AND DIE COMMIES
>GIVE ME BACK MY WIFE YOU SAVAGES *1000's insta die in a red mist*

>>937007676
I read it like 15 years ago. When I did, it became my favorite series for quuuuite some time.
Definitely a faded memory by now though.

>>937008104
It's definitely in like my top 5. Terry Goodkind was a beast. I would like to check out his other works too.

>>937004799
Contracts. Better and worse than a shovel at the same time. I am a monster.
Then they're aight people by default.
And it is done. Seems to be twerking just fine. Now to restore my climate control 'cum I'm dying.

I am here to post my cute little homeworld, Earth. Because I fell in love with them~
>>937008247
what is "climate control cum"?

>>937010289
Something that apparently the earth needs.
But in my case, just a simple typo. I meant to say 'cuz.

>>937006464
I have brought up stone of tears a few times which is part of that series. I got into that and the legend of drizzt in prison.

>>937010478
One of my prison friends was reading drizzt. Said I should check it out. Also Magicia s Apprentice I think it was because space dragons. Or something like that.

>>937010449
Eieiei, I don't think I can compute this. Don't pay me no mind, then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-QacmltD4g

>>937010621
I know. You're having lewd thoughts right now.

>>937010685
Lewd is just a word for "perverted" to me, and I would never, ever want to pervert Earth chan. But I do feel my body fill with chemicals, and my mind becoming less sharp. I'm not too autistic to love Earth chan, yet.

>>937010586
it's fucking awesome with the spderqueen and he fights his dad and a lich. Slows down when he get out of the underground/ underdark though

>>937010871
And that's how you get the lewd thoughts.

>>937010977
perchance

>>937011081
>looks small
>still death by snu snu
NASA fucked up, yet again.

I'm getting paid tomorrow and just in time

>>937008222
Checked.
Your Trips, that is. Not his other works,

>>937011567
Beautiful

>>937011845
I read a bit of Nest before leaving prison. Only like a few chapters though. Seemed pretty interesting

I also really like how Terrygm Goodkind pisses off liberals. So good. Fuck them faggots.

dropping last few

it's actually more like 50 but whatever

>>937005199
Oh yeah it is
Well I have a dungeon, I just wish I had one at work!

>>937006641
From your name in the reply?

>>937008247
Buff Fox.
Mom, I'm not sure about thay. Its all like the base level of metal, nothing with SUBSTANCE!
Inhale water.

>>937013966
? I don't remember putting my name anywhere. Do I have one?

fuck

>>937014010
I did! I did thing, I'm the videogame boy!

>>937013966
Best fox.
That sure gor snobby fast.
Nein.

>>937014227
Consider me utterly confused.

long way 2 go

think i already got this but i have to name the files anyway

don't think i did this one

haven't been in a waifu thread in years
what poster are we all larping as nowadays?

yep sure did

>larping as posters

fucking die faggot

im switching em over so i can constantly have anon filtered

>>937014754
dumbledore

yea i had to wait awhile

dunseldorf

shit already had that one

I'll funish later i got a lot to sort through

>>937014259
I mean all metal is good metal, but come on. There's only so much slipknot and Metallica one can here!
Do it.

>>937014261
My normal state.

fuck em both

>>937016623
kill yourself faggot

love insomnia.

Niggers.

>>937017138
Alcohol and xanax can cure insomnia. Sometimes it can even cure being a tranny by unaliving them!

>>937017138
If you are down for a prescription I reccomend trazadone.

>>937017349
Im good.

i lost all my motivation i already seen all the pictures i gotta go through
>>937017262
That it does

>>937017406
Fair enough.

I claim "best girl" Maho Hiyajo,
I love this cockroach based girl so much.

i hope i make some decent cash tomorrow i alread know it's gonna be over 100 for like 3hrs of nothing but i want them to pay me in weed too. my stomach is fucked from drinking and i need to go on a water cleanse for 28th of august

I'm going to sleep to hug the Earth chan, good night anonymous.
>>937017138
love Seija instead
>>937018162
cute
ruff her hair

>>937018552
kill yourself

slit your tranny wrists

>>937017904
How often does Kneesocks transforms in her "demon" attire? Just one in her debut episode?

where relm?

>>937019918
Yes, pretty sure just the once for the full transformation.

>>937019971
Good question.

Niggers.

>>937020554
So, assuming that she used that sequence again, but longer, do you think that her black socks would be gone from her attire the same way they are with the normal one?

>>937020924
One would assume yes.

Niggers.

Niggers

>>937021140
Lol trannies are loons.

>>937021223
Ikr

Niggers

lol

>>937022863
Kill yourself

ham and cheese sandwich

claiming the blues clues dog

>>937023454
magenta?

I had a veggie wrap too
Not a fan of guacamole it's too slimy

ya feel me dawg?

just being sure.

i gotta rename all these files to indicate what they entail because my eyes can't see what's in em

and so the renaming process begins

>>937023948
Kys pedo scum
Nigger
Tranny faggot cock muncher
Fucking child raping muslim piece of shit

i just had a soggy pickle. The worst
need my pickles crisp

>>937024781
I like the ol smokey pickles in alcohol. Theyre disgusting but they work pretty good.

>>937024886
Last time i had ol smokies it was blue lightning or whatever and the cherry in the shine
I like it.

>>937024969
I like putting the banana one in my coffee. The strawberries and cream one too.

>>937025023
I was at where they made it. I went to ripleys museum that day too. I thought i had pictures

>>937025178
Fun.

>>937025326
Ripleys wasn't that fun tbh. it was an aquatic exhibit.. What was funnwas being at the racist food channel lady's restaurant

not looking forward to staying up till 8am then smoking weed because imma pass out and not enjoy it fully

>>937022863
Rosa my beloved...

mfkers snipe my thread OPs
it's no big deal but damn don't steal em all

the stole
>music threads (i used to post j-metal)
>my atheist can't define atheism
>my fluffy threads

most of my ops are things i think about and see on youtube.

thank god all you fags are gone. can't wait till you give up avatarfagging in about 10 years or less

lmao

i have to charge my drawing tablet. I really should be using it more i have to transfer to my archive also

>>937016623
The more common, the better because you already know it.
Still Nein. Not even Nike.

>wake up
>IEM cable half dead
what the FUCK.

Dot.

welp.

>>937031555
>1.

Good Morning All

>>937030643
Hard disagree. I want to be surprised to hear something I've never heard before!
I want a song that surprises me.

>>937035631
Kill yourself

>>937035631
Just get a frying pan and throw it down the stairs. That's the only way you're gonna get something always original.
Boo.mp3.

>>937036255
Its more, just something thay hasn't burrowed into the airwaves. Something that isn't so well trodden. It doesn't need to be unique in its story, just it's execution.
AHH. I love it. I mostly listen to music for clever lyricism anyways.

>>937036527
You cannow burrow in the air... Duh. ISIS has some nice executions if you're into those. I don't judge.
Boo (extended house mix).mp3

>>937036738
I'll look into when I'm in the mood. I'll never claimed to be a metalhead, I like most music, except for just about anything country past like 95.
AHH (extended scream remix)

veggie wraps are better cold

>>937036828
No one meeting ISIS is a metalhead... I'm pretty sure they don't have a head anymore, of any kind.
Low resolution audio discarded.

>>937036991
Oh, I thought that was the bands name and not the terrorist group. I shall not look into them then.
Oh come on, who doesn't like crunch? Like this.
https://youtu.be/fFigCyGNVOk?si=iQ1Yi-DTkpUAu4Q7
There's a supriseat the 50 second mark.

>>937037289
Well... they are technically a band.
The only crunch I can accept is from Nyanners.
I want to kick him in the... synth.

>>937037400
Oh, then I shall look into them.
Oh come on! Who doesn't like hey there delilah!

>>937037675
And this is how you soft reboot a waifu poster.
Michael. He hates a lot of things.

>>937037789
More of a firmware update, but sure.
Who? Buble?

>>937038046
NVRAM wipe.
Nah mate. Mickey Mick. The Mickster.

i need to buy a charger after i get paid in about 2hrs but it's not absolutely necessary since my charger still works.

i need to buy a bunch of essentials and 20$ for a charger aint it although phone is how i make money

This thread been up too long

try and keep threads to 18hrs maximum
there's no reason they should last this long when it's not really a waifu thread

don't be scared to tell me and everybody else when you eat lunch and wake up or get off work. It's a bar pretty much just don't roleplay in character like those one faggots

Also reminder to kill yourselves

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the curvy side, and I absolutely love taking charge in those steamy chats. There's just something exhilarating about teasing and pushing boundaries while having fun! I'm super open-minded and always ready for a good time, but I do struggle with some anxiety, so I prefer keeping things online. That's why I'm all about the spicy messages, it's so much easier for me! If you're into exploring your wild side and having a blast without the pressure of meeting up, hit me up! Just add me on your favorite app: z oy -m -e l l (remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to chat and see how far we can push each other!

https://youtu.be/AQEv4xdRvGM?si=fME4yatosklECgRQ

Niggers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfgfYfS4XBo

https://youtu.be/hH7VWQRbyxo?si=RUF9Sd7Hwrda7oxX

>>937026017
Poca

>>937046844
well well well.

Niggers

Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!

>>937046844
Hi bear!

>>937047638
'Allo.

>>937049216
Hello Vivian claimer. How are you today?
Mario silhouette is you.

>>937051114
Cuuute. Hello.

>>937051944
hi.
haven't been on in a while.. is there anything decent that replaced 4chan x ?
the normal settings are not even working for me.

>>937051944
I'm good. Doing some writing while I listen to some music. Also got to try the peaches and cream soda at KFC earlier and the cashier gave it to me for free.

>>937052279
Someone the other day mentioned being able to make the userscript work? Or something...
Sorry, I'm unfamiliar with 4chanx since I've never used it.
How have you been? I don't think I have any shots of Suzuka with a scarf...

>>937052775
Oh that was nice of them. Was it actually good or no?
Writing with music sounds comfy. I'm having a comfy day as well (rainy day).

>>937051944
yo

>>937052959
Find a local kendo class and join it. Learn the warrior art.

>>937053026
what?

>>937053083
>>937053083
>>937053083

>>937052933
It was delicious but too sweet for my bf lol
He liked it for like 2 seconds and then made a face. It's basically peach puree and vanilla ice cream in soda.
And that's good. Comfy days are important.
>Cute Vivian image

Where Relm?

>>937053130
?