Thread 937006573

He's the reason I wake up every morning.

>>937006573 (OP)
because you think he'll finally release epstein's list?

>>937006573 (OP)
Gayest cult of all time.

>>937006773
No, because I want to serve him.
He's the only man that's ever earned the right to have me kneel at his feet while I follow any orders he gives me.
Hell, he could order me to suck his cock and I would do so. Would I ENJOY giving the most powerful man on the planet an orgasm with my mouth? No, not necessarily... But when the alpha tells you to suck, you suck.

I wake up every morning and thank God that Trump exists

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>>937006573 (OP)
>He's the reason I wake up every morning.
In terror sweats over what World War he's going to start today

>>937006573 (OP)
To hear him lie and complain about everything?

>>937006573 (OP)
b/c he gave you aids now you have to take your aids meds every morning to keep your aids count low. enjoy your aids

>>937007035
You want to serve him? Shit my guy he couldn't even serve his country due to bone spurs

>>937006573 (OP)
Mine too, I love seeing his next retarded idea.

As heaven obviously gains an angle but seriously POOF POOF POOF *time goes by*

>>937006573 (OP)
He's the reason I wake up every morning.

>>937007531
>he couldn't even serve his country due to bone spurs
Ready to eat your words? Meet General Trump. You owe him your allegiance.

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aids

>>937007625
he would probably be a really effective general actually. he would permanently have the element of surprise because no sane person can ever predict what he's going to do next.

>>937007625
I'm sorry but I don't swear allegiance to pedophiles.

>>937007625
Wow! Space Force Field Marshal trump.
Talk about a waste of money.

>>937008161
>Talk about a waste of money.
I assume you're talking about Space Force
If so, I completely agree.

>>937007567
Then stop waking up. Logfag's not getting the attention he wants today. The asshole will be popping up everywhere.

>>937008277
Yet here you are...

>>937008219
The list was on the AG's desk, right?
Or was she lying then?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ohPJk8Ukbpo?feature=share
Some people are a tiny bit suspicious that Trump and Bondi are lying

>>937008770
because of Bondi & Trump's lying

>>937008318
Kill yourself

>>937008770
>Please forget about my involvement with Jeff
>Concentrate on my other failures

>>937008809
Proof?

>>937007625
Don't put that clown in uniform. That's a slap in the face to everyone in the armed forces.
>but doc, I can't go into battle, my feet are killing me

>>937008898
One word: TACO

>>937008939
His tacos?

>>937008898
You don't have to prove you have no real talent, shiteater. Everyone knows.

>>937009011
Grow up.

>>937007625
if General Trump smeared peanut butter on his asshole I would eat his ass out like a dog. MAGA

>>937008770
everyone in this picture should be killed

>>937009262
Finally... Someone BASED has posted. MAGA!

>>937007035
It's sad that MAGA has become so detached from reality, that it is no longer possible to tell if this anon is trolling, or if that is a genuine emotion

>>937009310
I wouldn't do it for Lindsey Graham tho

>>937006573 (OP)
Are saying that if not for him you'd never weake up, or just that you'd stay in bed permanently? If either case, how would you poop and pee? Just do it in the bed Amber-style, or would have a bucket? And who would bring you your breakfast?

>>937009350
do you know how to open my anus with your penis?

>>937009310
MAGA. crawling around on the floor with a mixture of peanut butter and General Trump's liquid feces smeared all over my face, Secondary General Vance crying as he masturbates because my talent for analingus belongs to Daddy Donald and Daddy Donald alone...Seriously, it doesn't get any hotter than that

>>937006573 (OP)
How do you think the second Trump admin will end? I'm guessing in the ICU at Walter Reed.

>>937006573 (OP)
thats pretty gay

>>937006573 (OP)
you will never feel his throbbing mushroom dick inside of you

>>937006573 (OP)
He's a loser masquerading as a winner.
You'll see.

>>937006573 (OP)
Greatest President of all time. He was sent to us by God to restore this Nation to its true glory. Just look at all the degenerates and demonspawn who rush to attack him. He is the father of this nation's rebirth.

Glory to Trump.
Glory to America.

>>937010175
The second Trump admin will most likely end with the beginning of the third Trump admin.

Screencap this.

>Steps over dead palestine children.
So, we have to give a shit about dead muzzies kids and the kids from the list? All of sudden when no one gave a shit about them ever a while ago or even many years ago.
>Walks over more dead kids and walks away.
Watch your step when walking.

>>937010448
I swear allegiance
To President Donald Trump
To uphold his virtues and ideals
From this day till my last
Amen

God bless America and Trump.

>>937010491
If this fat slab of burnt velveeta makes it to a third term I'll let you fuck my wife.

>>937009455
No, but someone at your nearest gloryhole will, I'm sure. Good luck

>>937010695
>I swear allegiance
>To President Donald Trump
>To uphold his virtues and ideals
>From this day till my last
>Amen
>God bless America and Trump.
Exactly. Is pedophilia really such a big deal? I mean, they're going to have sex eventually anyway, right?

>>937010695
Amen, brother.

HAIL TRUMP!

>>937010989
based

>>937006573 (OP)
In the Book of Revelation, "the Lamb" and "the Beast" represent opposing forces in a spiritual conflict. The Lamb, symbolized by Jesus Christ, embodies sacrifice, redemption, and ultimate victory. The Beast, often depicted as a monstrous figure with multiple heads and horns, represents evil, deception, and rebellion against God. Individuals are presented with a choice: to follow the Lamb or the Beast, which will ultimately determine their destiny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzewtL2spMw&list=RDlzewtL2spMw&start_radio=1

In Christian theology, the phrase "a lamb of God was slaughtered" refers to the sacrificial death of Jesus Christ on the cross. This imagery is drawn from both the Old Testament prophecies, particularly in Isaiah 53, and the New Testament's portrayal of Jesus as the ultimate sacrifice for the sins of humanity.

>>937013698
>>937013816
>>937006573 (OP)
Generally, lambs, especially young ones, have smaller and less developed penises compared to mature rams. This is a normal part of their growth and sexual development.

I'm Jesus and my penis doesn't grow that much from soft to hard. I have a woman's body when I get skinny. Hot. I like to humiliate myself to big dick sins. I love all people as long as I'm worshiped as the lamb and understood that way.

I wish humanity was depopulated, and then humans just go nude all the time.

>>937006573 (OP)
The do nothing democrats are jealous of Trump.

>>937014729
I'm jealous of his MOVES

>>937014729
Do you not understand? Trump is the Antichrist. He even supports Israel

lmfao

>In Revelation 13, the "Lamb" and the "Beast" represent contrasting spiritual forces and choices for humanity. The Lamb symbolizes Jesus Christ, embodying humility, sacrifice, and redemption. The Beast represents forces of evil, deception, and opposition to God. Choosing the Lamb means choosing faith, truth, and eternal life, while choosing the Beast signifies choosing worldly power, deception, and ultimately, judgment.

>>937017069
In the biblical Book of Revelation, the symbols of "the Lamb" and "the Beast" are central to understanding the conflict between good and evil and God's ultimate victory

The Book of Revelation presents a stark contrast between the Lamb and the Beast, representing the opposing forces of good and evil. This cosmic struggle culminates in a decisive choice for humanity: align with the Lamb and his kingdom of righteousness, or succumb to the deception and tyranny of the Beast. Christians are called to remain faithful to the Lamb, even in the face of persecution and suffering, as his victory is assured.

The Lamb has a small penis. About 4.5 inches male. It is worshiped as God because it is God. All sins are forgiven. Trump is the Antichrist. We are entering a different era