What is the point of Marriage? - /b/ (#937011685) [Archived: 344 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:31:26 PM No.937011685
Remi La Croix 2013 vs 2024 - featuring her co-star The Wall
What's the point of marrying a girl and vowing to spend the rest of your life with her if she will just get old and fat fast? Women have a short window of attractiveness between becoming legal and hitting the wall.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:33:09 PM No.937011747
>>937011685 (OP)
Good lord she went down hill
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:33:49 PM No.937011774
>>937011685 (OP)
because you get old and ugly too, the qt3.14s stop looking your way eventually and it's nice to have someone there whose always been with you :3
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:41:36 PM No.937012027
now-i-can-get-fat-quote-1
now-i-can-get-fat-quote-1
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>>937011685 (OP)
people get married for all kinds of reasons: family expectations, social pressure, religious indoctrination, economic benefits, thinking that marriage will lock their partner down and prevent infidelity or abandonment, etc.
anticipation of how old and fat your wife will get doesn't really enter into it for most people or, yeah, marriage would be a lot less frequent
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:52:39 PM No.937012365
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IMG_9873
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>>937011685 (OP)
If youโ€™re not a swinger, then thereโ€™s no point in being married.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:16:27 PM No.937013220
apu naked hsower
apu naked hsower
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>>937011774
No woman - cute or otherwise - has ever looked my way other than in disgust.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:18:15 PM No.937013297
>>937011685 (OP)
Never get legally married anon. Worst mistake possible. Why sign a contract giving 1/2 of your shit to someone? Not a good deal.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:23:07 PM No.937013489
>>937013297
Is it true that in Canada a whore can get ownership of half your stuff and income even if you never married, but just lived together for atleast a year?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:39:00 PM No.937014042
>>937013489
it can happen in Canada or the U.S., though in the U.S. it varies by state
dunno if it varies by province in Canada
the term for it--palimony, a portmanteau of "pal" and "alimony"--was coined in the U.S.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:08:58 AM No.937015093
>>937011685 (OP)
well I got married with the idea of at least semi-regular sex, somewhat supportive spouse, and dual income so I could get rich fast. None of that happened. After kids the sex dried up hard, my wife barely even lets me see her naked anymore, and she decided she doesnt have to work because of the kids. So its all on me financially. I ended far more poor and sexless than if I had stayed single.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:10:53 AM No.937015152
>>937013297
the best part is you give away more than half because the lawyers have to get paid too, and in most states if your wife doesnt work you'll be forced to pay for your wife's lawyer to work against you, and possibly even fuck your wife.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:11:59 AM No.937015178
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1575373214675
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>>937011774
>you get old and ugly too
True, but my value to a woman isn't my youth and beauty. My value is resources, protection, etc.

What women expect from me is that I hold down a job and bring home bacon, that I fix shit around the house, keep the cars running, do yard work, and that if someone breaks into the house, I will risk my life to protect her.

Therefore, the gender-flipped version of a woman getting old and fat, would be if I lose my job and stop maintaining the house.

50% of a woman's value is when she's in her 20s. Maybe 25% is when she's in her 30s. A woman who has a "slut phase" in her 20s gives away half of her value ....then when she wants to get married, she demands the same high price.

Meanwhile, most of a man's value is when he's in his 30s (or maybe later). The money he brings home actually GOES UP. A woman who finds a man to marry her who is 30 years old, is still getting a great fucking deal.

The fact that women waste their most valuable years - give away their value to men who give them no commitment in return - and then have the gall to demand a man's full value, and to pretend that SHE'S """settling""" should radicalize you beyond belief.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:14:03 AM No.937015238
>>937015093
sad
many such cases
>>937015152
even if your wife does work, but makes less than you, you might have to pay some or all of her legal fees
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:17:02 AM No.937015319
>>937011685 (OP)
social pressures thats it but for women it is business
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:17:21 AM No.937015331
>>937015178
her very christian preacher dad suddenly turned gay and started dating men her age
it would be such a shock after that weird hardcore christian lifestyle
I could see that making anyone kinda haggard
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:32:35 AM No.937015832
Christ you people are fucking pathetic, why would you marry someone that you don't love and would like to spend the rest of your life with?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:38:09 AM No.937016018
fregg
fregg
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>>937015093
>well I got married with the idea of at least semi-regular sex,
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:40:35 AM No.937016095
>>937011685 (OP)
Only to raise a child together so they don't grow up fucked because of single parents.

Anyway, here's a video of my cat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne8mHWFK6zY
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:43:15 AM No.937016176
>>937011747
She's like almostv40 yrs old. We're you expecting her to be 21 forever?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:46:30 AM No.937016278
Giving up and going MGTOW
Giving up and going MGTOW
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>>937011685 (OP)
Financial gain (for her, insurance companies, society, etc) and eking out children/future workers under the semblance of 'traditional values' in a society that ostensibly champions it. At the end of it all, it's the man who suffers the hardest, and that includes the 'male equivalent' for same-sex marriages.
>t. 36, single, and child-free
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:49:55 AM No.937016399
Chuck and John
Chuck and John
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>>937016176
>Forever 21
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:51:12 AM No.937016441
>>937016278
Thanks for the infodump, George Soros, but I'm not falling for it.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:55:05 AM No.937016585
Soros is not funding Xi
Soros is not funding Xi
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>>937016441
FUCK Soros.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:00:15 AM No.937016728
>>937011685 (OP)
R u retarded?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:07:39 AM No.937016947
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>>937012027
some of them do indeed squeeze out puppies and grow into hamplanetsโ€ฆ
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:14:12 AM No.937017172
>>937015178
It's amazing how there were practically no fat people before the 2000's. Zoomers haver never seen how fatties used to get mercilessly bullied kek.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:24:14 AM No.937017459
>>937016947
whoa! what a sow!
OINK
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:27:47 AM No.937017551
>>937016728
foid hands typed this post
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:28:27 AM No.937017577
>>937011685 (OP)
still would
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:52:39 AM No.937018328
>>937017577
even on /b/ i wouldn't admit that
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:20:53 AM No.937019377
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IMG_3672
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>>937017459
yep she totally porked up