>>937013189 (OP)>the fucking rat is hungrygive that fucking thing a stupid ass lettuce
*rat happy sounds*
>>937013189 (OP)brrrr grrrr brrrr grrrr *shakes ass* brrrr grrrr
>>937013189 (OP)No idea why they're called Guinea pigs when they're clearly from France.
You mean theyโre eight really poopy cuck brown strings that hold their color. Are you sure one isnโt undercover as the pimp burrito?
Huh. I have not made it to sir shit stripes yet? Why am I being held here I can burn and poof on and on and on and on
I wish guinea pig meat was more popular, all these dumb shitrats do is eat and shit on repeat while they just keep getting bigger and bigger, not eating them is such a waste.
Would it be possible to gaslight Southerners into thinking Guinea pig is a traditional conservative dish? Most of them are already OKAY with eating rodents like Nutria and Squirrels so they aren't picky like most murican faggots. I think the main hurdle is ditching the head which makes the meal look terrifying let alone unappetizing.
>>937013189 (OP)NICE.
Anyway, here's a video of my cat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne8mHWFK6zY
Guinea pigs are so soothing.
Did you know that they speak in a different language with humans than they use with each other?