>>937013863
Huh. Well OK then.

I'm going to benefit so hard with this one

>>937014047 (OP)
Make me cum. Make me moan and cater to me

It'll fet deleted

>>937014120
Make me cum to her

>>937014063
>>937014047 (OP)
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>>937014072
>>937014047 (OP)
>>937014120
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>>937014120
I made this thread, so nah, it won't

>>937014063
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>>937014120
>It'll fet deleted
>>937014072
>I'm going to benefit so hard with this one
>>937014063
>Huh. Well OK then.
>>937014047 (OP)

>>937014192
she looks like candy in that pic <3

>>937014072
>>937014047 (OP)
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>>937014137

I'm going to need you to avoid buying a 4chan pass Parker. I don't think a raspberry pi can generate these files quickly enough with you acting like a petulant cunt every fifteen seconds.

On the other-hand these threads are dead now because of your actions so it's not like anyone else is rushing to post.

I'll keep an eye on things.

>>937014063
cutie

>>937014244
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>>937014194

Thready deletey

Temporary thread, I repeat. Buckle up. Slide between your two favorite celebs. Make wishes. Make promises. Confess your feelings for Allison. It's all going to stay here as the thread perishes.

Thread ID is #937014047
;_output.mp4

Snoodles

>>937014225
she does <3

how was your time at the park with your lil pupper

>>937014255
>he finally wakes up.

>>937014104
>>937014215
>>937014192
>>937014047 (OP)
>>937014137

new kotaro i made last night

>>937014063
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>>937014281
i'd come and take it and then come again

>>937014263
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>>937014279

Here come the benefit

>>937014289
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>>937014282
#STOP; Otter

>>937014326
>>>937014281
>i'd come and take it and then come again
>>937014316
>
>how was your time at the park with your lil pupper
>
>>>937014255
>>he finally wakes up.

>>937014281
Don't think bd has ever made a thread with emilia as the OP.

>>937014291
it was nice
i fed some duckies

>dat pic
more sweetness, particularly her lips

>>937014289
>>937014282
>Thread ID is #937014047
>;_output.mp4
>>937014281
>Thready deletey
>
>Temporary thread, I repeat. Buckle up. Slide between your two favorite celebs. Make wishes. Make promises. Confess your feelings for Allison. It's all going to stay here as the thread perishes.

>>937014345
>>937014338
>Here come the benefit
>>937014247
>>937014225
>>937014192
>she looks like candy in that pic <3

>>937014194
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>>937014296

Is he homeless again yet?

>>937014316
>new kotaro i made last night
>>937014338
>Here come the benefit
>>937014326
>>>937014281
>i'd come and take it and then come again

>>937014291
yessir
>>937014375
#GO; Kotaro

>>937014072
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>>937014375

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>>937014387
ducky feeding is very cute and wholesome. v on brand for you :p

have some more sweetness <3

>>937014120
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>>937014194

Same shit different day

Yeah.. Gonna have to fix that.

Gimme a minute.

>Distraction booba.

>>937014519
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>>937014527
Tragic. You should throw yourself off the nearest tall building dear.

>>937014527
same poop, different bootyhole

>>937014421
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>>937014443
>#GO; Kotaro
Funny. Your otter pic changed what was going to be the last file posted to the thread.

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>>937014255

different shit same toilet

>>937014289
You have an issue with Toodles Snoodles?

>>937014247
pumping to livvy feels amazing

>>937014638
Tout De Snoodle

>>937014527
>>937014255
>>937014047 (OP)
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>>937014478
the shoes stay on during
i mean, um...she's so...
ty

>>937014572
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>>937014531

Got to have a little less benefit once in a while so you know when the benefits come.
I'm waiting on the benefits now.

>>937014678
Oh I see. Not interested. Thank you anyway.

>>937014385
>>937014387
>>937014443

>>937014692
:O allison!!!!

for me it's the shoes come off during :3 hehe.

>>937014385
If this is true id like to apologize for my assumption. I didn't mean nottin.

>>937014478
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>>937014385
Speak less lest we realize how retarded you truly are.

>>937014192
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>>937014730
undercover Katt

>>937014859
>>>937014385
>Speak less lest we realize how retarded you truly ar
>>937014855
>>937014829
>>>937014385
>If this is true id like to apologize for my assumption. I didn't mean nottin.

>>937014573
based

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>>937014798
zut alors >:C

>>937014859
99% of the time OPs with emilia are made by me.

>>937014875
stealth

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>>937014838

I'm not gonna lie, the benefit situation is awful, just awful.

>>937014822
i go both ways ;D

but um anyway yeah the duckies were out and being cute so i got some feed from the machine and fed them and a couple of turtles

i'm glad my pup is good natured and doesn't try to chase or hurt the ducks, but she does try to chase every squirrel

>>937014316
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>>937014931
I prefer my Kats LOUD and OPEN

>Bring Cholster back to life and into the sacred timeline.
>Get nothing.

Hero's don't need rewards.

>>937014959
>>>937014822
>i go both ways ;D
>
>but um anyway yeah the duckies were out and being cute so i got some feed from the machine and fed them and a couple of turtles
>
>i'm glad my pup is good natured and doesn't try to chase or hurt the ducks, but she does try to chase every squirrel
>>937014956
>I'm not gonna lie, the benefit situation is awful, just awful.

>>937014838
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>>937014906
I mean if we're throwing out random factoids 30% of the "Jacob posts" are made by me. The other 70% are made by a British heterosexual pedophile with a mutilated penis.

Or to put it another way, he doesn't restrict himself to a limited selection of celebs.

>>937014982
that's quite the OPEN kat now to make her LOUD

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>>937014991

>celeb threads
>devolves into emma spam
grow up

Finally a drop of benefit.

>>937015101
Puck is incredibly hot

>>937015101
as opposed to devolving into non-stop feeding people who don't post celebs spam?
eat shit

>>937015023
you shouldnt just assume a thread is made by bd, makes ya look silly.

mmmm yess benefits

>>937015027
squeakin and/or shriekin'

>>937015101

Belief persistence: Even after overwhelming evidence to the contrary, you continue to believe in a specific thing, such as an enchanted orchid or thinking beady can go more than 72 hours without being a total cunt.

>>937014959
>i go both ways
does this have a double meaning perhaps?

Thats good! funny, me and choli got into an argument about his treatment of squirrels the other day. I like the little bastards he thinks they are pests.

>>937014991
p.s i hope you are enjoying the otters... i'm posting them specifically for you.

>>937015137
I can understand why you get bullied. Did your landlord promise to fix the issues?

Are you dumb enough to believe the lies?

>>937015136
I know right?

>>937015137
not here for the drama but stay true to the thread theme without being overbearing at least

>>937015051
K maybe that's a cursed timeline in this case I am sorri

>>937015225
she also seems really cute

>>937015229
Blessed timeline

>>937015225
>stay true to the thread theme
Oh do fuck off.

>>937015229
I wanna cum on her!

>>937015201
I do like them! They're cute looking.

So hell put through a trial to make the king of all hoodies. Are girls supposed to say it looks like shit or something?

>>937015299
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>>937015191
maybe ^o^

aw yeah but i can see why squirrels would be something of a nuisance to farmers

they should just send 'em to my neighborhood and i'll give 'em treats

>>937015328
Please post in your native tongue.

I can’t tell polish from Russian

You promised benefits. Where are they?

>>937015353
USDA explicitly requests people do not feed squirrels.

>>937015407
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>>937015191
>he thinks they are pests.
For once in his life he's correct.

>>937015421
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>>937015347
>nta
>strangeranon visits
>more chaos ensues
and it's a wonder this thread continues to exist

PARKER JORDAN IS ROYALLY PISSED!!!!

>>937015483
such a cutie

Thread is almost 45 mins old. Only way it goes away is if OP is banned or someone posts one of the four two-word text posts that automatically nuke a thread.

Are the benefits scarce because he's homeless again? Is that it?

>>937015545
Much like your attempts at humor they're lacking it seems.

>>937015597
watch out guys, local tough guy

>>937015353
>maybe ^o^
very interesting :3 (so do I)

They were eating his rhubarb I guess, I get it but it still makes me sad :( I have a chipmunk that comes around my house for years now, i feed him peanuts ^^

>>937015533
"Epstein Didn't Kill Himself"?

>>937015299
very glad you like them <33

>>937015648
They call me Corning® Gorilla® Glass Ceramic 2.

>>937015533
Thread warden .o7 We have established that the thread is genuine and was made by an original poster and not a bot.

>>937015653
Why are you going against the advice of the United States Department of Agriculture.

>>937015733
Hnnng goon queen!!

>>937015779
(° ͜ʖ͡°)∩

Squirrels made the American Elephant go extinct by eating all the peanuts off the trees

>>937015733

>>937015870
>>937015733
this is relevant to my benefits

>>937015870
that pussy gap!

>>937015763
minx

>>937015870

>>937015940
There's the first millie under the age of 17. You usually post three.

>>937015855
is that true

>>937015909
So hot

>>937015841
Are you raising your hand there anon or just happy to see Hunter.

>>937015969
Have you seen an elephant in the wild in America? No? Well, there you go!

I don’t know. I was just burning in hell in a black hoodie and put a brown one on instead a few days ago. Then I just grabbed the string and got through it.

>>937015990
both

>>937015969
No it isn't true you stupid fucking cunt. Proboscideans went extinct around 10,000 years ago due to hunting by early humans and climate change.

>>937016000
Both rrefutable logic and trips.

>>937016000
My stance on squirrels has suddenly changed!

>>937016055
Alright settle down, its just a little bit of fun.

>>937015990
Change your browser settings.

>>937016071
Refute your existence by killing yourself.

>>937016071
I'm a senior elephantologist for the Wisconsin DNR :3
>>937016096
Squirrels: Threat Or Menace? (my new book, available at gas stations throughout easter Wenatchee County, but you have to ask the guy to get it out of the backroom)
>>937016055
this guy's been paid off by Big Squirrel

>>937016204
Much like the Great Famine your attempt at humor seems to be infected with Phytophthora infestans. Make like the 1M back then and die.

>>937015421
call the cops and order a pizza
see which gets here first

>>937015653
>very interesting :3 (so do I)
>that pic
>lipbite.mp4

aw, you have a little buddy! i want to befriend the stray cat in our neighborhood but she can smell my pup on me and stays away :-/

>>937016503
>call the cops and order a pizza
>see which gets here first

Valid point.

>>937016288
Don't get mad at me because you took the squirrelgeld

??

You're awful

>>937016597
I'm not Danish. And I'd suggest you consider turning yourself into a gelding but I doubt you're hung enough.

>>937016204
Now thats a book i'd read!

>>937016503
Yea! He trusts me so much that he jumped inside the house once while I was feeding him at the window, had to catch him and release him. I need to get dinner started so imma slow my postin down for a bit again <3 Im glad you enjoyed those Rachels too ;)

>>937016770
Enjoy your meal. Try not to choke on it lest we be deprived of your presence in these threads.

>>937016770
It has pop-up sections AND scratch-and-sniff pages!

>>937016857
You know what, thanks. Ill take it.

>>937016857
>>937016890
Cel threads are only enjoyable when Hunter and Sersh posters are in < 3

what are we havin for dindin tonight

>>937016981
Choke to death on AIDS infected ejaculate.

>>937016991
I'm not a retarded adult or a five year old child. "Dindin". Kill yourself you pitiful prick.

>>937017047
only if its Hunter's

WHORE

>>937017052
>>937017072
>>937017087
jesus christ shes so HOT

>>937016981
even the RUDE ones!

Still waiting on those benefits btw

These are just here so as to prevent us having to endure the tragedy of a failed model being posted.

>>937016857
>>937017047
>>937017073
Bald

Three is enough. You can finish the thread with that "thing"

oh sophie...

Try not to kill each other in the next thread. This does not apply to (you) and the voices inside your head. We would very much appreciate you killing yourself immediately.

>>937017207
don't be rude with Snood

>>937017127
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>>937017180
>>937017207
BALD

>>937017127
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>>937017180
Not a celeb

>>937017315
Bald

>>937017256
bald

>>937017207
thanks jacob

>>937017511
You're very welcome. I think some of you people need therapy to address the deep seated anger and hatred that seems to be coursing through your veins.

Holy anger issues Batman!

HERSH NU

There is relatively little in terms of benefiting going on right now.

we need a new thread so I can not post celebs in it

>>937017652
I only read text posts when the threads finish. What are you complaining about this time? What do you want to be posted?

>>937017610
>>937017698
Bald

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>>937017698
I'm just here to take notes on the supposed benefits that a certain retard advertised and continues to advertise.

>>937017773
Never has one thread contained such a gathering of virgins. And I'm not talking about the girls being posted.

>>937017825
>a certain retard advertised and continues to advertise.

That narrows it down to about five different people and three of them will have something to do with the canuck cunt.

>>937017880
The one that amounts to nothing.

>>937017999
>>937017999

>>937017969
Well now I'm more confused than a faggot in a whorehouse. Namefag drama is too silly to keep up to date with.

>>937017969
Your chamber awaits anon:
>>937017999

jjiii

>>937018027
>celebs
Why would you assume I meant humans? I assume I'm talking about humans unless I mention otherwise