Thread 937031105

What is something that you have done, or has happened to you, that most people wouldn't believe?

I'd marry my sister and breed her if I could

I've fucked 30-40 different hookers over the past 12 years

>>937031105 (OP)
hide under a billiard table while boys in green army uniforms with black boots walked by speaking a different language, later my tour guide told me that the people wearing the green army uniforms and black boots where carrying loaded automatic weapons.

>>937031105 (OP)
I was in a documentary about penises.
Also, Dodger does not stop being hot

>>937031105 (OP)
I accidentally killed a nigger. I was walking home at night and the nigger jumped me out of nowhere. I've seen numerous videos where they chimp out at random people for no reason. My survival instinct kicked in and I went overdrive and punched it in the face so hard it fell unconscious. It was at the far end of the town, there were no else around to see it. I left the place immediately. Next day I found out that the nigger died. After that I had to relocate to a different area

I like to trick hot girls I find on Instagram into sending me pictures of their panties. I have about a 5% success rate

>>937031465
LARPing faggot

>>937031105 (OP)
I accidentally shot myself five minutes in the future once.

That is to say I was at a bonfire and found a few rounds of .22LR. I tossed the handful into the fire. About five minutes later I heard a pop and went "oww". My hand started bleeding a bit.

Been raped on 3 separate occasions

>>937032242
Well, if that's what helps you sleep at night

I met Leshy in the woods.

>>937031606
How?

>>937031105 (OP)
Went to school at Auburn with the Snorg tees girl.

I worked as a tranny prostitute while I was in university. I can’t see anyone I know believing that.

>>937031465
What kind of shit hole do you live in where you just get jumped?

>>937035208
Tell us more

>>937035208
Are you gay or just did it for the cash?

I was unambiguously offered the opportunity to have anal sex with my very hot female cousin I was sexually fixated on. I didn't respond to the offer because I was recovering from an undisclosed mental health crisis that involved auditory pseudohallucinations, paranoid ideation and uncertainty of my capacity to judge the real from the unreal.

>>937031105 (OP)
I had a loving and supportive sexual relationship with my sister in our late teens and 20s

>>937036484
Do you still fuck occasionally?

>>937037055
She lives out of state now but when I visit we do if we have the time

old guy in an electric wheelchair ran me over at walt disney world

>>937037199
That's not hard to believe

>>937037129
Post her

>>937038213
I’m not posting her. I’ll tell you our stories but I’m not risking us getting caught. She has a serious bf now and I have a fiancé.

Years ago now, but several of the guys in our friend group all slept with one particular guy's mom during the summer between junior and senior year. She just kind of went nuts and started seducing her son's friends. He never found out so far as i know.

>>937031105 (OP)
Fucked a prime minister's niece.

>>937038293
Fuck you

>>937033169
I send them a message offering a large amount of money for their used panties. But I want to approve the panty before payment. So they send me pictures of one or a few panties. On a rare occasion they send me a picture after they have worn the panties.

I'm a suer well liked and trusted guy, but I have a massive creepshot fetish and have taken hundreds of girls I know over the years. If they saw the collection I had, they'd be shocked to say the least lol

Fucked my ex MIL

>>937042212
Good. Fuck bitches who think letting guys simp for them is cool.

>>937031105 (OP)
I've posted about this a few times and people always find it hard to believe, but got heavily involved in making cp from the age of 12 until 15. You could say I was groomed into it, but I was never forced to do anything I didn't want to do. Judge me all you want but I actually enjoyed doing it, and all these years later I still have zero regrets and no hard feelings towards the older friends who "groomed" me. I'm glad it happened, it's nothing but fond and erotic memories for me. It's left me with the extremely unpopular opinion that not all cp is inherently abusive and awful, because I know some of it out there was made by willing individuals who knew exactly what they were doing and enjoyed doing it. If you are the type of person who enjoys that kinda stuff and you were around for the early days of tor chances are pretty good you've gooned to some of those old videos of my underage ass doing unspeakable things.