Thread 937034847

Idk just got bored so I decided to ask this question here haha (maybe it was a bad idea)

I'll start first I like urethral sounding it's not super rare fetish but not really common either. Especially female urethral sounding (I'm a female). Like I love how it feels when something goes down my urethra and stretches it up. It feels Soo sensitive... And if you'll add the vibrator it's just feels even way better. I know that some woman stretched their urethra like to pretty large sizes that they can take a dick in. I really would like someday someone to try to fuck me using my urethra when it's stretched enough.

Hehe... Really waiting for your responses :3
I think it will be really interesting to read.

>>937034847 (OP)
whenever I see a man's ass from behind with his smooth cock and balls I want to snip it off with scissors

>>937034847 (OP)
I like inserting USB sticks up my ass and I often stick multiple sticks up there....

>>937034935
m or f?

>>937034847 (OP)
consentual sex in missionary position in the sole purpose of procreation

>>937034847 (OP)
super-powerbottoming

Went on a road trip with the weird part of the family once as a kid and pissed in a bottle directly in front of my cousins and helped one of them pee in a bottle as well.
Like rotated seats in a minivan, dick fully out in front of them, filling a gatorade bottle. And then holding another bottle for my cousin while she pulled her underwear entirely off and scooted to the edge of the seat, spread her legs and peed into it in my hands.
Now I know they’re just gross and weird, but that whole sequence has played in my head as the hottest thing ever for 20 years.

i like putting tooth brushes up my ass

>>937035085
>super-powerbottoming
interesting

>>937035344
You know you want to be asked which end. If it's not bristle first then stfu.

>>937034847 (OP)
I find having a girl on all fours ass up while I stare at her pussy from behind and jerk off busting all over her butthole and as it drips down she rubs my load into her pussy while she masturbates. I've done this a few times and each time the girl honestly said this is so fucking hot.

>>937035440
Have you tried putting USB sticks up her ass?
Do you find that sexy, too??

Does everybody see how fucking ..rare my USB stick fetish is??

>>937035488
It would be funny to see a girl shit out a flash drive filled with videos of her shitting out flash drives. lololol

Diaper fetishism and ageplay

>>937035657
Bud, what's your ideal shape and size of the device? They're all small enough easily disappear up the ass.

>>937035488
>>937035657

>>937035657
it's .rar
at best

>>937035679
Are you the baby or the caretaker? It matters. I know a girl who has the little kink and goes hard on the fetish. 4'11, barely 80 pounds, acts bratty as fuck. Cries until you change her. But, I know, you're a dude with a mommy kink. Whatever bro, not my scene.

>>937035397
the smooth handle sliding up my pooper is divine

>>937034847 (OP)
It would be fucking hot to fuck your urethra, pussy and ass, in that order!

>>937035779
This makes me so hoar nay now I must fap!
FAP TURBOOOOO!!!!11

>>937035879
I'd say both given the right person. The person you described is quite the catch if you can manage it. I wish I could get with someone that tiny....

>>937035960
>urethra
If your dick can get in there, well, bummer for you bud.

>>937035955
I bet most people as a kid put a toothbrush up their ass in the shower/bath. I did. lol

>>937035982
That's a real product. lol
https://www.amazon.com/Cheeky-Chargers-USB-C-Light/dp/B0C47ZQCQ9

>>937036061
the thick electric tooth brushes were really good

>>937036004
>if you can manage it
Never in public, always intimate and private. Weird fetishes are all fake and eventually it gets boring. It's only exciting at first then absolutely becomes a chore. It's a performance to validate their mental illness.

>>937036192
>It's a performance to validate their mental illness.
In a more diplomatic view, that kinda stuff is the antithesis of feminism.

>>937036090
>https://www.amazon.com/Cheeky-Chargers-USB-C-Light/dp/B0C47ZQCQ9
.....This is fantastic!1
I must buy a pack of them1

>>937036152
I was on a business trip and met a girl in the hotel bar. Back in my room, making out, clothes come off and I stimulated her clit to orgasm with my oral-b pro. They're excellent vibrators.

>>937036243
If you ever see an electric toothbrush in a womans bag that's exactly what she's doing with it, you don't have to hide a toothbrush. It's the same for me with the USB sticks, I can just leave them sitting around and no one has any clue.
You know?

>>937035826
Carlos! Zip away at once you pdf file, and don't com back

>>937036389
Oh, you want people unknowingly handling something that you had up your ass? Hmm. Feeling powerless eh?

I’m just obsessed with my mom. I have over 1,000 fakes of her. I want to be her rimjob slave and eat mommy’s ass everyday. I want to watch my friends gangbang her

>>937036867
No. I just don't need to go to great lengths to hide my fetish.
Do you understand?

my foot fetish applies to my own feet, feel like that's atypical

>>937038099
kind of unrelated but similar vibe - I like making cum tribs of me cumming on my friends faces and then I jerk off to them later.

>>937038099
Post your feet

>>937038099
Go on

diapers

IT'S THE BEST COMMENT SO FAR ON HERE LOL

Same lol

>>937034847 (OP)
I have a massive thing for "taking advantage of innocence" but it's never done in the way that I'm interested in. There's no porno of women who are so sheltered they have no idea what sex is and get "taken advantage of" by guys asking them to do sexual shit that they don't realize is sexual, kinky, etc. Even in hentai, you very rarely see it (and when you do, it's lolishit, but I want specifically adult women who are completely innocent). Hell, even in JAV, which seem to have every possible scenario one could conceive and like innocent-looking and acting chicks, there's none that focus on it.

I got so desperate I even started looking into the idea of porno where the women is autistic or some shit, but there's none with that scenario from that angle either.

The closest I've found is porn where a "blind" woman (actor wasn't blind but that's fine) was sitting there talking to a guy who was jacking it right in front of her and shot a load right next to her, while she thought they were having a normal conversation (don't think she realized even in the end that he'd been pumping next to her). I watched it years back but haven't been able to find it.

I think I'm just chasing the high of having been in that situation as a late teen. Extremely autistic, gullible and sheltered, I got taken advantage of sexually for a few months and had no idea what was going on until years later.

>>937043978
You think you have it bad?
There is not a single video of people putting USB sticks up their ass on any of the tube sites.
Where's the sympathy for me?...

Well make it by your own then! If you'll do by any chance we all would like to see it :D

>>937034847 (OP)
In your high school yearbook, you should have rightfully been voted "most likely to have chronic urinary tract infection issues, likely resulting in kidney damage, increased risk of sepsis, and an increased likelihood of bladder cancer."

you'll see.....

trust me, you'll see

>>937043978

Do you want to know the most peculiar part of your creepy 'victimization' overcompensation fantasies?

......... that you're such a creampuff
....... you're SUCH A lightweight impotent toddler, that you are still relying on pornography

relying on pornography is like a starving Ethiopian child licking the front window of a McDonald's, while he stares at the diners eating inside

stupid fucking nigger... Just go inside and order some fucking food

I'd Make some kind of metaphoric analogy, about playing on the field or sitting in the bleachers... But so far, you haven't even made it to the bleachers yet

You're sitting out in the parking lot listening to the game on the radio

exactly when do you intend on growing the fuck up?......

because the idea of you searching porn sites for videos of unsuspecting girls being victimized makes me want to contact your mother and have her change the Wi-Fi password

You've got some very criminal and disturbing fantasies for an impotent little fruit fly

>>937045695
Are you high, or just retarded?

>>937045154
bacteria might not be the most advanced organisms on Earth, but boy oh boy, can they ever win the battle

those invisible tiny little motherfuckers have a way of spoiling the party

And unless you're using an autoclave, even touching an object with your fingertips puts hundreds of thousands of pathogens up your urethra

absolutely brilliant

You're a regular goddamn ALBERTA EINSTEIN, huh?....

urinary tract infections can vary, from mild and barely noticeable, to some of the most severe motherfucking pain you'll ever fucking experience.

often equated to The pain of a broken back, a UTI can knock your dick into the dark and put you out of commission for quite a while

>>937045799
I'm going to pretend You didn't just interrupt me...

I thought it interesting how the fantasy of taking advantage of an unwitting unsuspecting victim really revolves around YOUR INADEQUACY

It's really all about your lack of self-confidence

Your inability to 'close the deal'

You're reluctance and fear, always overthinking everything, a nervous Nelly Who is simply incapable of striking up a conversation, impressing the hell out of somebody, and charming the pants off of them

instead, you're a passive aggressive coward who fantasizes about having cheat codes to life

well guess what... real life isn't a video game

there aren't any cheat codes, and you better learn how to close a deal face to face on the spot, or you're never going to make it in this world


DO NOT EVER INTERRUPT ME AGAIN....

Do you understand me?

by the way, one of these days you're going to mention your embarrassing a little effeminate fantasy to somebody like me, and he'll break your fucking nose before you finish the first sentence

Not even joking.

You fantasize about being a subversive badass, but you are a cream puff bitch

You can't fight
You can't fuck

And what the fuck kind of person gets molested and still can't figure out that it's sex?

lack of oxygen at birth?

>>937043978
>I have a massive thing

That's not what I heard...

by the way, I did a year in the Georgia department of corrections prison system for aggravated assault... Long story... anyway

while I was in prison, I learned quite a lot about the system, and the way those people think

PAY ATENTION:
One day you're going to mention your stupid effeminate powerless little fantasy to the wrong person

And they're going to make you suck their dick

I'm not joking... If you mentioned something like that in prison, you'd end up with two choices:

Do you want to be stabbed, or are you going to start sucking dick and making money for them?

because you ain't built like that, bitch

YOURE The actual victim

You going to open your mouth in front of the wrong person one day, and that person is going to change things for you

I've got an important question for you

Q: WHO FANTASIZES?

A: those who incapable of DOING

watch out, because one day somebody is going to put you on your knees and turn you into a woman again

And I guarantee you don't have what it takes to stand up for yourself in that situation

because you're a fucking punching bag

You're a welcome mat

You are an effeminate malfeasant fruit fly

But more than anything else, you are a coward. You aren't man enough to conquer your own fears

>>937046205
>effeminate fantasy
>And what the fuck kind of person gets molested and still can't figure out that it's sex? lack of oxygen at birth?
>>937046463
>You aren't man enough

I'm not mad or anything, but you've just made it pretty clear you either didn't read the post I made or you're straight-up retarded, because I'm pretty sure it's clear that I'm a woman (female), so of course it's an ""effeminate fantasy"". I get off to it from the side of the victim. Can you read?

And I straight-up mentioned the fact I'm autistic, so... yeah? I was developmentally delayed, quite severely. But somehow between both of us, you're the one acting like an overly emotional retard.

>>937043978

And I'll tell you exactly why I hope somebody beats your ass into an emergency room... m

because in life, you're not going to find many beautiful women in a persistent vegetative coma...

You're not going to find many 'profoundly autistic completely unaware of their surroundings' supermodels

finding victims isn't quite as easy as You imagine while jacking off in front of your lonely sissy boy computer

That's not the way life works

however
somebody like you will definitely end up molesting children

absolutely... absofuckinglutely

You won't find any profoundly retarded glamor girls out there, but in life, you'll cross paths with lots of children

somebody needs to keep an eye on you

You just want to recycle the molestation that happened to your stupid fucking ass

You're one of those 'pay it forward' type of molestation victims, who is already building a propensity to molest children and repeat the cycle that happened to you

That's exactly why I wish somebody would punch you in the larynx and crush your windpipe. You deserve it

You represent a serious threat to children wherever you go

because you are a passive aggressive spittoon, and you want to turn somebody else into a spittoon, the same way somebody did to you

(You didn't have to allow them to molest you come dumbass. All you had to do was run and scream for help... apparently you enjoyed it)

I can agree with innocence fetish cuz forme it's also terrible af. But bro chill I sterilize all the stuff I put in myself so chill hahaha

(Literally you: )

>>937046571

I'm not sure which person you are, but when I was saying he's not man enough, I was talking to the dude who talked about jacking off to videos with fake scenarios of blind people in them

If I'm not mistaken, that was a dude...

If it was a female, I'd be really surprised because most females don't demonstrate such childish sexual incompetence, like he did...

So unless I'm just completely distracted and off base, I thought I was speaking to a pathetic dude who's talking about wanting to victimize girls

I also told OP that she can look forward to a lifetime of chronic urinary tract infections, if she's going to stick things into her urethra without completely sterilizing them first

by the way, this thread sucks

talking about sex in here is always embarrassing, because 97.3% of 4chan users have never had sex, and at this rate, it's highly unlikely they ever will

>>937046571

autistic huh?

sorry, but I don't believe you

Not at all... Not for a minute

That's just a fashion statement you kids make. everybody's magically autistic, it's some kind of bullshit persona you try to spray paint yourself with

autism is Not a psychiatric disorder... It's a COMMUNICATION disorder

It's an inability or difficulty CONNECTING WITH PEOPLE

And you have zero difficulty communicating or connecting

So you're full of shit

>>937046843
No, that was my post, and I'm a woman. You were indeed mistaken.

>>937046571
Hi if you show me your private parts we can be friends :D you want a friend right?

>>937046571
>didn't read the post

yeah.. That's accurate

I skimmed over it
I glanced across it
And I was certain it was written by a male
If I was wrong, I gladly stand corrected

I make mistakes all the time
And I'll make plenty more in the future So.. You're telling me you sit around watching stupid fucking pornography, idiotic videos where talentless prostitutes pretend to be blind while some caveman masturbates on her face?

lol

really?......
You know that's pretty fucking weird

pornography is disgusting. It's embarrassing. It's specifically for cowards with penises

only losers rely on pornography

So are you a loser?

>>937034847 (OP)
So you say your a female and you enjoy urethra sounding.. Well this is /b/ we have unwritten laws around hear.. And im happy to tell you them..

Tits must be posted with a date and time stamp otherwise your larping and well back then we call you a homo during the good old days but now it seems every one's a homo so ... Ya.. Post tits with date and time stamp or GTFO!

>>937046954
You should add me on Discord :3 memosnya

>>937046922
You very clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Autism comes in a range of different levels, and while yes delayed communication skills like speech acquisition is part of that, it is often accompanied with a variety of other difficulties in social reasoning. Hell, it's even a common stereotype that "all autistic people are gullible as hell" - and yeah, that's true for some of us.

Also for a lot of high-functioning autistics (myself included) communication skills are delayed (eg. don't speak until 3x the time it takes a normal kid to learn) but the capacity to write is still present (and communication skills are acquired later in life, just stunted).

>>937047077
Even rolled dubs of truth to back me on this.. Nice!

Is ANYbody here interested in sticking USB sticks up their ass LIKE ME??????????

cuckold thingy
free nsfw group chat on telegram, looking for fellow gooners to join

tg: @SlimKing6

>>937047438
Honestly from the bottom of my hart i can say no im good ..

>>937047590
Time for a new fetish then...

>>937035085
That screenshot is a dude larping

>>937034847 (OP)
consensual nonconsent with me being the sub

>>937047108
this is also a dude larping

>>937047970
yup...

>>937035312

Nah thats pretty hot. How old?

>>937034847 (OP)

You should post a picture of your vagina and urethra..

Can you poke a pinkie into it yet?

Tbh I am not really want to post any of my body parts but yes I am able to put my pinky in it fully. My max size so far is 8mm steal rod.

Hey if you want I can draw you a sketch of some random mf woman/man/femboys/furry etc who insert USB sticks up their ass lol. It's just sad looking at that you can't find anyone who would like the same shit as you

idk how weird it is but being half dressed
i feel hotter with just a shirt on and think guys are hotter with just bottoms on lol.

>>937050015
Sorry, that fetish is now closed, suggest a different one

>>937034847 (OP)
I like the thought of being cuckolded by my married daughter.

>>937050506
how intense would this cuckolding be? are you there watching? or is she sending you photos of his dick inside her? is she nice or mean? does she talk about it in terms of you wanting to fuck her, or just being a loser?

>>937050506
You mean by her husband?

>>937034847 (OP)
Brutal cuckolding. Being in chastity watching my girl get bred by multiple men while they all degrade me and laugh at my tiny cock. Idk if it's really uncommon based on what I see here tho

Helping someone piss by holding their cock. Helped a few of my guy friends as a dare in school.
Bed wetting but only by women specifically.
Unusual object insertion, love it when girls or guys sit on a traffic cone or something similar. I saw once a girl insert a paintbrush up her ass and do stuff on a canvas.

>>937050130
Women are hotter with no pants and men are hotter with no shirt

Getting raped in front of my significant other or family especially female members.

>>937050653
Not being mean, no. It can take different forms, even just talking about her sex life, what she does with him, when it happens, being open about it with me. I've also imagined watching, the classic sitting in a hotel room, or at least sharing a room with them and them almost acting like I'm not there.

>>937050860
Mainly, but I've thought about other men too. Even the idea of giving her a ride to meet another guy, and being there as it happens, almost like a chaperone.

I like cuckolds who let me jerk it to their girl. But I want to be the bull. Kayne West if you're in here let me fuck your girl.

>>937051125
Ykw, I actually believe he is.
Either here or on Reddit.
If my lad hasn’t discovered 4chan yet, I bet the day he discovers it he will be here 24x7

>>937051102
Watching as your daughter gets all dressed up, then driving her to cheat on her husband with another man...

>>937051018
>Helping someone piss by holding their cock.
Do you shake after?

>>937051102
It's not cuckolding if she's not with you, fuckhead. You're just describing your desire to hear about your married daughter getting fucked.

>>937051080
ay high five

>>937051266
Honestly, It probably sounds odd, but the thing that makes me most uncomfortable there is her cheating. I wonder if he's ever liked the thought of her with another and could condone it. But yes, the thought of her getting dressed up for it, excited for it...

>>937051332
OK.

>>937051426
Your daughter and her husband in an open relationship or he enjoys her being a hot wife.

>>937051486
Either, they both appeal. I guess with an open relationship it's more her desires than him specifically wanting it to happen maybe. I'd never really thought about it that way, her driving it and not him.

>>937051332
>>937051426
i mean who really gives a shit, but personally i don't see how it's cucking per se if you don't at least WANT to nail her yourself

>>937051326
I did shake it for the first guy.

For the second guy I did the tube squeezing thing with his dick. I didn’t know guys can actually let out a few more spurts of pee. He did it and pissed a lil on my chest and mouth.
I was really mad at the time. But it’s forever been a fetish of mine since that day.

>>937051555
Turns out your daughter has a very healthy libido and wants more sex than her husband alone can provide.

>>937051572
You can jelq the piss out of my cock any day, beautiful

>>937051568
I've mentioned it before and people have described it that way. I don't really care what it's called, I figured it might be easier to explain like that.

>>937051701
Yes, that's weirdly very hot to me, the idea of her having a strong libido and that sexual side.

>>937051572
Would you want to be a guy's dedicated "bathroom assistant"?

>>937051748
Driving her to meet up with her "date"... escorting her as they go up to a hotel room...

>>937051838
Exactly that. I've thought about taking her to a guy's place, maybe waiting downstairs as he leads her up to his bedroom. Or meeting him in a hotel bar, the three of us going up the elevator to the room he booked. Them together, me behind.

I like to sniff and steal used panties. Pairs from attractive gold stars and more famous women are the best.

>>937051907
Would you wait outside the room or take a seat in the corner while your daughter and her date start having some fun on the bed?

>>937051791
What does that mean?

>>937052129
At his house, take a seat downstairs. Know what's happening, aware of what they're doing, the only reason for being there. And wait for the moment they come back downstairs, knowing what they did, what she did.

In a hotel... I've imagined being there. Not involved in any way. Especially if it's a large room or suite, a dividing door open perhaps, TV on. It happening somewhat openly, but not as some kind of show.

>>937052243
As in, whenever he needs to pee you come along and hold it for him.

>>937051723
Fair enough. Retards call everything cucking even if it's just a stupid whore cheating on their partner

>>937052249
Seeing your daughter's clothes slightly disheveled after they're done, the scent of sex clinging to her skin.

>>937052366
You've got it. Exactly. Just seeing her hair a little messed up and knowing why, you know? Clothes disheveled because they've been on the floor, because she took them off. Or he did.

>>937052313
Sure yeah why not. I can’t even begin to write all the different stuff I wanna do if I find someone who is into that. Fantasy it is.

>>937034847 (OP)
Forced feminization but on actual females.
I want to see a more masculine/tomboyish girl forced into a frilly pink dress and made to act like a ditzy girly girl and feel utterly humiliated the entire time.
For whatever reason, this basically does not exist. There are a bunch of fetishes that are somewhat similar but not quite there.
There is stepfordization but that's focused on the "submissive housewife" role which isn't what I'm looking for.
There is bimbofication which has the pink and ditzy aspects but is focused on hyper sexualization.
DDLG is closer but that's usually consensual and doesn't have a humiliation focus.
ABDL can have the humiliation element but isn't the right aesthetic.
I'm essentially just looking for regular super common forced feminization/sissyfication content but with the victim's gender swapped and it doesn't fucking exist.

>>937051363
High five.
I recently found out a jav that’s pretty close to this scenario.

>>937052417
>>937052366
shamewalk kink is hot

>>937052557
Agreed.

>>937052417
Hearing muffled noises coming from the bedroom while you're waiting... the two of them taking an awful long time.

Other family members being tortured/catcalled due to my doings?
Anyone into that?

Like, I especially love the reaction of siblings or parents shamed for their daughter/son being a whore.

>>937052557
The idea of "we both know what just happened" is hot to me. Like an open secret.

>>937052644
Yes, even if not totally clear, just the sound of movement. A bed against a wall... Knowing what's happening generally, if not the specific detail, and filling in the gaps.

>>937052715
I have imagined talking to my daughter's exes about what she's done. Not a shame thing exactly, just an awareness, but maybe there is an element of that to the dynamic.

>>937054960
Ever imagined your daughter disoriented, as she slow walk out of the room with shaking legs, in panties and just a top, messy hair.
The guy comes out behind her with a limp dick smiling looking at you as you escort your daughter out of the house.
You go into the room to collect her clothes and see all the mess they made.

Time to tell you my new fetish now guys.
I think it might be sexy to eat some thick vegetable soup pretty quickly and quite a lot of it to feel really full in my stomach, then start shaking my stomach by swinging it to the left and to the right.
The just vomit all over the top of her hair and into her pants.
What do you think of that?

>>937055159
Not exactly, but similar. Needing to collect some of her clothes, her tired and worn out, how satisfied he would be. Seeing the room in a mess because of what they've been doing, the bed unmade, pillows on the floor.

>>937034847 (OP)
Lately, I've developed a fetish for watching women urinate. I'd like a woman to urinate on my cock after I fuck her. I love the smell of a woman's urine, I can't help it.

>>937034847 (OP)
I like women humiliating themselves, just love the idea of a woman being corrupted by her biology in to a degenerate, fucking someone or something she shouldn't, morally bankruptcy is my thing I guess.

Female 30 years old
My rarest fetish maybe is making men eat their own cum. I like to do it after sucking them off ("snowballing") or giving them a handjob and collecting the cum off their chest and putting it in their mouth with my fingers. Also fun to spit it in their mouth as is spitting in a man's mouth in general. It is a very subtle way to dominate a man and they look really cute when they eat it. One time I saw a JAV where the husband is having coffee while his wife goes down on him. She asks for the cup of coffee and makes him bust into it, then gives him the coffee to drink it. For whatever reason i found this extremely erotic and romantic and that is i guess where this fetish began...

My most common fetish is I'm totally obsessed with father-daughtercest and ddlg, and it's incorporated into all of my fantasies including the one above¯\_(ツ)_/¯~

>>937057573
Larp.

>>937034847 (OP)
honeslty, its not that wierd on /b but /b is wierd....but I think dressing in panties and lingerie and having sex with men is kinda wierd. especially since I still have lots of sex with girls too...

>>937052474
I wear jeans and t shirts all the time and have always been a tomboy and I know exactly what you're talking about and I like that a lot<3 I actually recently had an experience with this, I was courted by a guy who kind of liked this dynamic of dressing his tomboy daughter up like a girly girl, and I do very much know it would be embarrassing for me and feel very sexy, you're so right<3 sadly he lost interest in me:(

>>937057838
Larp.

>>937057573
>>937057838
>>937057612
Not the first time I've been TRANSVESTIGATED :P

Are you the same dude who put usb sticks into their ass? Lol

So basically squirting, so lame :/

>>937057909
F-U-C-K that spells FUCK FUCK FUCK :)

>>937058151
He said tits. Not this shit.

Nah, you are probably just bi and like dressing in feminine clothing, it's actually pretty common but I personally like men like this

>>937058213
My tits are FINE

>>937058269
You don't have any.

Lol what she can even do about this? Btw nice breasts!

>>937058317
Right here

>>937058429
Ok dude enjoy the larp I guess.

>>937058446
I am NOT a boy!!

>>937058499
Sure.

>>937058429
open in photoshop
Image>Adjustments>HDR Toning
lower 'detail' by about 30%, lower brightness by about the same, a little dab'll do ya
your chest-stubble is now significantly less glaringly obvious

>>937034847 (OP)
I really like the idea of someone holding my hand and comforting me when I use the bathroom. Like not even if I'm constipated like just in general like "it's ok I'm here for you." And then they wash my hands and tell me I did a good job.

>>937059225
I like that anon

>>937034847 (OP)
>>I decided to ask this question here haha

"I have weird sexual kinks so I decided to validate them by making (((anonymous))) posts on /b/"

>>937035344
I started shoving sharpie markers up my ass and... well... it went downhill from there.

>>937035440
There's a car wash near me and the (((women))) are always bent over vacuuming their cars.

It's fun to walk by there...

>>937046205
>touching an object with your fingertips puts hundreds of thousands of pathogens up your urethra

That's why you drink lots of water to piss that shit out.

It's one thing to have bacteria at the tip of your penis; it's another thing to have bacteria in your bladder or kidneys that don't belong there.

I like know that they are weird lol. Just have curiosity about what other ppl like. Wtf is wrong with that?
+ Why would you need to write word (((anonymous))) like this?

>>937047438
Me, wondering how the hell you're going to fit this up your ass

>>937058038
That fetish is now gone, I have decided to try vomiting on women's hair by eating chunky vegetable soups

>>937059851
I would give it a go if I still had that fetish, but it has now changed to vomiting on women's hair

>>937052366
>Seeing your daughter's clothes slightly disheveled after they're done, the scent of sex clinging to her skin.

And the "pretend they won't notice" - look.

Hon we can smell the cum from the other room

>>937060032
yes... knowing and not saying anything. So intense.

Thick eyebrows in women, especially unibrows.

>>937034847 (OP)
I kinda want a girl to tie me to a chair and blindfold me and then take a knife and cut me wherever she felt like. The idea of being completely at someone else's mercy and not knowing where the knife would find itself next feels kinda nice in an "I hate myself and want someone to punish me" kind of way.

One of my more rare ones is probably HotPast. I love to hear about and imagine my wife’s past sexual encounters. It’s kinda related to cucking because I imagine they got the younger, hotter, tighter, more sexually adventurous version of her.

>>937034847 (OP)
[spoiler]test[/spoiler]

Vanilla compared to most if the thread but I like to watch my husband fuck other women, specifically my friends and relatives, and without the women knowing I'm watching

>>937062432
Oh this old larp again.

>>937034847 (OP)
I have a Body Swap / Gender Transformation fetish. Essentially I really like the idea of being forced to become a woman. Men and women are biologically different, and as a man I will never be able to experience what it's like to be a woman. So to take a second and imagine it, the difference in physical feeling, turns me on so much. Thinking about what it would be like to have the weight between my legs disappear and become a soft nub, or what it would be like to have various sized breasts. What it would be like to have a slender frame...be penetrated, vulnerable, be the receiver. It's a completely different biological experience.

It's my fetish because it's impossible. It's something I'll unfortunately never be able to feel or experience myself. So it is left to my imagination.