I am in charge of every single person in this thread.
>>937051234Masturbating to little boys.
All WEEKEND.
Which one of you is gonna get down on your knees and kiss the KING's... """ring""" first?
>>937051275You're barely in charge of the microwave
I'm so UNalone.
Got bitches on this RAW cxck day in and day out.
why do Ronald McDonald and the gang even hang out with the Hamburglar, given his history
J-Tard microwaving little boys and eating them like hot pockets
>My father was a gamer... and, a Redditor.
playing bloodrayne 2 cheers
Lily Chee is a half breed
Hates her Asian half
Hates Asian men
Worships White men
>>937051749based. i hate her asian half too
>>937051805Drink the soup out of your fleshlight.
>>937051581hamburglar is a larping faggot who hasnt committed any crimes
maybe he's not -that- kind of burglar
>>937052135Maybe you can make me fucking cum, bitch
>>937052195Was this before or after Harvey spunked on her?
>>937051909>>937051974>>937051985>>937052006Fuck I wanna choke to death on those toes so badly. Like literal, cannot breathe, panic flailing, puke spewing, asphyxiation, the last thing I see on earth through my dimming vision is her ice, indifferent stare as the light slips out of my eyes.
Fuck I'm hard.
>>937052446It was just after Beady fisted your mom
>>937052682Havenโt seen her in too long
>>937052823I'm not. My legs are withered.
>>937052949plump ol' ass ripe and plump
>>937053008back when she was tolerably attractive
>>937053008>>937053046Stella drains me so fucking good
>>937053188When I cage my dick for her I'll become more mushroom than man
>>937053267More Rihanna! She's so hot.
>>937053562Hotter than a penis with a flaming phimosis infection
>>937053719sorry for missing you yesterday
playing ninja gaiden, the final boss sucks cheers
HIS FORESKIN IS STRANGLING HIM
>>937053562can do
>>937053705I actually don't have that folder anymore lol
Taylor Swift saved my cat last night.
Almost told my sister "check my priv" instead of "check my public"
Wasn't going to drink tonight but I'm missing my priv
MBB makes me cum like know other
Every weekend is a shame spiral of loneliness
Why is this thread so vanilla
Which celebs do you like to go bi for? Let's compare lists...
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>>937054855Fuck sheโs gonna make me bust
>>937053046Just shit your creamy dump onto me now you fucking bitch
>>937055000halloween 3 shouldn't be with those others, thats a decent-to-good movie
>>937055402right after i check that ass
PARKERS ABOUT TO GO OFF!!!!
Acid Bath are the worst fucking band I ever heard
>>937055859Daily facials and creampies with prime Sophia!
>>937055859her nipples a delicious puffy soft pink, mm hmm
Why does it always talk to itself?
>>937055560For an heiress of a famous beer brand, she packs serious cake
Nostalgic celeb fap (Duff, Lavigne, Williams)? Let's have some fun
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>>937055859she's the next Ellen Page.
My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...
>>937055859Every ugly bisexual pedophile's dream
>>937055855never heard of them but are they worse than avenged sevenfold or bring me the horizon or five finger death punch?
>>937056245I can easily imagine her with a dick
what is it called when youโre suicidal as shit but you keep living
>Iโm ugly so I want everything around me to be ugly to represent how I view the world
>>937056607a potent philosophy with based nihilistic overtones, would like and subscribe
>>937056671Stop sniffing used diapers
>>937056730>>937056746>>937056769somebody on the twitter machine told me to watch Last Night In Soho so i'm going to check it out
>>937056780ain't no phimosis fungal freak blastin' those ropes
>>937056846Thanks Billie. We waited so long for this
>>937056843Maybe they're exploding cysts?
The /cel/ ai slop thread seems to be full
>>937056975There's a new thread. Jacob is posting Greta. No idea why people are posting the slop in this thread.
>>937057608That's what J-Tard tries to call himself kek
>>937057608give it a few mins someone will tell you some bullcrap
>>937057018You have my symphimosathies.
>>937057608j-tard he's some tranny pedo faggot
>>937056846Don't ever stop posting those bros
>>937057836Fuckin' saved. I need to feel Hunter from the inside.
>>937058010piss off to the ai thread you retarded nigger
>>937057163>>937058010love me some fran. even the fakes
I get why beady is spamming the starlet thread but why is different tard posting emma in the thread
>>937058440I just love Emma simple as
https://youtu.be/aG5C32aATKc
I ate an entire 230g pack of beef jerky in one sitting.
>POS requests celebs
>i post them for him
>he deletes the thread
well how do you like that
>>937062164If you're talking about beady, he spent the week saying he was going to lewd with a kat macnamara poster this weekend, but he's done nothing but spam. don't believe a word he says.
>>937062847Yes, absolutely! Celebrities and public figures, especially those in entertainment and media, are often seen as untouchables.