>>937072107Oh, God, it's so cringe, logbro... I used to be a logless shill. I LARPed as Iago, the parrot from Disney's Aladdin. I saged and reported all the threads, saying I was snitching to Jafar and he was gonna come over and zap all the logposters with his staff. I insisted that there wasn't ANY corn in Andy's poop. Then, one fateful Thanksgiving, Andy snuck into my house in an Amazon box. He said, "IT'S THROTE TIME, BABY!" and he clogged my fucking gullet. The rest is shitstory.