Thread 937065274

s/fur

Floof

lower-case f

gay

gay

stuffed with pasta

hi parsnip

pat pat

why is trump defending a pedophile?

take a wild guess

>>937065855
but trump was put here by jesus to save america

if this actually turns out to be the thing that leads to his downfall it'd be hilarious
i'm not holding my breath though

nick = homosex

Chased by a hungry grey wolf

hungry gay wolf

ah fuck

I'm straight actually

>>937066611
>>937066056

>>937066826
no

hi im new to 4chan what is this?

no one really knows

the fuck?
since when do the Chicago Police have a Huey

what are these fur things?

>>937066388
Me 2

Oh yes Onyn Ring be a good littlw twink and Chickn Nuggit might just show you his 7 eyes again

I sleep

I aint reading any of that

I wish I had some boobies to play with

Knodel formed and now need to rest for 20ish minutes, then we boil them.

>>937068890
nice

i was almost aghast at how much old bread we had in the freezer. i found some old hamburger buns vaccsealed from 2021 in there.

the fugging crutons I found in the cubbard were opened and over a year expired.

>>937069274
could probably stone a man to death with those

deez nuts bro

wehh

*yawn*

why

>>937071013
Ytho

because i don't have any gravy to go with them

they are still pretty good with honey; very roman.

boring

super gross NEET dog shit eating trans degen freak
can msg for extreme nl, scat, filthy, stinky porn but not interested in trading, really just want to find a mommy to genuinely ruin my life for being a stinky pedophile...

Or Mentally ill losers and stinky freaks only, no showers allowed.

Also desperately seeking any sadistic fem (femboy/female/fem or even male with convincing mommy-rizz) that I can call mommy to doxx me, expose me, ruin my life etc... very desperate and serious about this. please.

please use the attached image to help ruin my life hehe :3 the more you act like mommy the easier it is to expose me and ruin my life and get more evidence from me! :3

check my messages periodically so hmu

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please expose me mommy, PLEAASE EXPOSE ME TO MY MOM JANE BAKEWELL PLEASE! IM A STINKY GROSS PEDO PIG THIS IS GENUINE I WILL VERIFY FOR YOU <3 PLEASE MOMMY, RUIN MY LIFE!! Please approach and talk to me like a mommy and ruin my lifee

Please I won't stop until I find the right mommy to record everything I say and ruin my life... even when I get doubts I still need this...

wow that spammer was yuge

the speed at which that post was deleted makes me think there is a janny or possibly a mod watching us right now, maybe even posting as anon.

I'd imagine their name probably tripped a few alarms

I have to believe that said janny/mod doesn't lurk in all the human female threads of /b/, just us, we are special, we are cool.

>>937071707
do you think they actually have red flags that pop up and immediately bring them here?

>all up in /j/
>entire screen flashes!
>clickable pops up
>click it!
>brings janny to s/fur
>its a shitty spammer!
>delteeted!

Yeah

>>937071793
I mean it's probably a janky as fuck system but I don't know how much jannies actually read threads vs just have individual posts show up in a feed
I guess we could ask sun if she comes back

>>937071811
I just wish they would give us a sign that they have souls every once in a while other than just voiceless bans and post removals.

Snacks.... come back... we miss you.

or not

when was the last time we had a non holiday mod jank invasion on /b/?

I don't even browse outside of these threads anymore. This site is dead dude.

DESTROY US ALL

toobcat?

>>937071975
I still visit the page /b/ and search for s/fur in some way. so I would still see jank if they did it.

also note the sticky: and I have no idea why they banned those threads. other than them being sick of them.

>>937072068
I swear half the time I load the /b/ catalog I feel I need to immediately clear my browser cache.
I just go to 4chan.org/b/fur

>>937065357
Nice.Is there any like this but a bit more realistic?

I expected a cool website called Nice but I got some weird slavic thing

there are too many TLDs man
let's see fur.xxx

If I remember right I think you gotta actually sign some paperwork to get any of the porn ones.

idk what I'm even ranting about. .is has been around since 1987 for iceland.

im going to taco bell anyone want something aside from diarrhea?

>>937072724
a grilled stuffed burrioto

>>937072724
Nacho fry.

>>937072724
i have never been to taco bell

>>937072860
tragic

>>937065274 (OP)
what games do you actually play?
the one in the top right looks fun

I'm trying really hard not to bring up my schizo dreams. Can we get a discussion going before I blogpost about the fantasy world inside my head?

>>937073696

Left has better boobs and better hair color. Right has better face and better hairstyle.

I'd be happy with either one, honestly.

>>937072642
I know that place from Ronin starring Robert DeNiro and Jean Reno

>>937073886

My body is a machine that eats and sleeps.

with a good tune not even the "unbeatable" AI can beat me
god damn I'm good

>>937073995
gg

what about a real AI that has been trained on 1000000000 attempts?

E horny

>>937074578
mostly from the stimulation of picking out pubes from the abductor region. the boner is not really that strong.
also just kinda clicking on random thumbnails becasue im not in the landscape folder.

E is low T

https://x.com/noinconsistency/status/1944195764411879696

>>937068932
ha
this seems familiar

no idea

>>937074578

Is this a Sonic character?

>>937074814
No, soemone's OC

>>937074164
3 in a row
I'm actually good at racing at this point

>>937074437
I would lose, but as a scrub who doesn't play too many video games being able to do something on the highest difficulty is rewarding
I got #800 something in the world on one race last night
I was born to race

Awooo!

bagel gf :)

>>937074958
im thinking two games for ai robuts. trackmania and old ass mario games. they get bots to train on these games and I dont think they beat the best of the best because the bots usually don't figure out super subtle tricks and small bugs that get you ahead. they have ultra clean runs, but then they lose time because they dont do a small clip or something.

>>937074958
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>>937075042
Toasty

I'm probably not in the top 1000 overall, maybe not even the top 10,000, but given enough time I could be
I'm gonna go so hard in Forza Horizon 6

>>937075077
trackmania is wack
my biggest strength right now is not abiding by the braking line, and a tune that allows me to go faster than the AI because of it
not needing to slow down as much where it's telling me to is huge, maybe even better for off road than road racing

Wreckfest has plenty of offroad

>>937075002

Hello, Awoo Anon.

>>937075583
Greetings Mer Author.
Hows things?

>>937075634

Sleep could be better and work is kind of a mess right now. Other than that, things are well.

How about you?

>>937075710

Mostly average here. Work is work, nothing good or bad.
I pulled apart a race motor I damaged last fall, found 2 melted pistons, but the crank and block look good still. I'm not sure what happened with the pistons. Luckily I have another set on a shelf so I should be able to get it back together fairly easily.

I forgot FH2 takes place in france and italy
sad it can't be played anymore

>>937075971
>sad it can't be played anymore

*hugs cartridge games*

It's, time for me to die.

>>937076458
nini bones

>>937076458

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>>937076458
night

>>937076458

like tears in the rain, Eth

Alright, I think I'm going to peace out.

I was trying to wait out the laundry cycle, but I don't think it's happening.

>>937077274
nini anon

beautiful women should stay safe from depraved men.

>>937080180
Not allowing women autonomy is depraved.

>>937080300
that's truth as well but i will let you know isn't me who write rules.

what do

gaem

nah too late, eepy but restless

I knew if I read about Camp Mystic I would cry
I waited for 10 days because I knew it would break me
it's tragic how many people warned them that this would happen again, and nothing was done

I really don't want to spend $30 on a new pass
$20 was already a lot

Plains floods are brutal, very unfortunate it happened

And no its not worth
Not for this dead gay website

it's unfortunate that one side champions for better monitoring of these things while the other has no problem cutting costs for things that would prevent these tragedies

long night

TRAGEDY.

I wanted to see a shooting star last time I came out here, so I grabbed to phone to look for the Perseus meteor shower. I looked at Mirfak, a star in the Perseus constellation, and said “mirfak, I see it” and a shooting star went across the sky. And this app said it wasn’t visible tonight, but my magic said otherwise.

nice

Two so far, right after I asked if I could make a wish. This universe is weird, or maybe it’s just me.

Good day

>>937081459
A long day

My sleep is so much shit, i will probably buy sleeping pills today

>>937081501
You can't just escape from your suffering like that.

>>937081516
Just one week, then one week without it, to not get addicted
This time i'm angry because of my undersleep, besides taking zinc probably do not make me calmer

Meds are so so

>>937065274 (OP)
kill yourself fucking furfag

No dreams
Only black

>>937081501
Have you tried melatonin? It works for some people.

>>937081678
Will my gym trainer what to buy
Also want to ask if there is any sense in starting T boosters + zinc

>>937081733
No, you’re young. I did that, and my hair started falling out, and I’m still sad about it. It’s a terrible idea. I might have been losing it already because of zinc.

>>937065274 (OP)
kill yourself fucking furfag

>>937065695
god isnt real because if they existed i would look like this

>>937065274 (OP)
It's so rare when someone does something interesting for free

Dash needs to be banned.

>>937081839
If OP killed himself it would probably be in the form of leaving Nigeria to get involved in the Russian-Ukrainian war just to lay down on the battlefield and die by a modified Temu drone so that someone's pet dog may eat that person and shit him out in a goregrish video fulfilling his vore scat fantasy.

Why do Russians love furries so much?

>>937083218
i would adopt her if she agrees to part ways when she is safe.

Your fortune: Average Luck

bleh
can't focus

I will not in fact be killing myself that way.

gonna be liver damage from alcohol abuse isn't it

Probably

My ass is bleeding again...

treat your hemorrhoids 8butt

stabbed in the glute again

I do! I guess I wiped too hard.
Shower water ran red like a horror movie.

hate it when that happens
do make sure it's nothing serious
It doesn't have to be bad but may

you could just completely stop using toilet paper to clean your ass and just use water in the shower when at home or whatever

>>937087671
thanks. it's happened before, I don't think it's an issue. I was expecting you guys to be less sympathetic lol

>>937087790
medicated wet wipes are a life saver (usually)

>>937087790
>tfw been stuck needing to do that for two years now
Yeah, the way to the shower is a problem there.
Can be solved with one those little spray bottles. They don't clean properly but good enough to make it to the shower without a major accident.

>>937087841
If you're not sure where it comes from, do get it checked out though. It's like 90% nothing serious but those 10% can wreck your anus. Literally.

an hour and a half without a new thread

for shame

>>937087961
>>937087961
>>937087961

>>937087926
I've had it checked by 3 different doctors over the years. They've all said it's nothing serious but it'll be lifelong.

>>937087986
Well, as long as it's not serious that's a good start I guess.

>>937088082
mhm
I wish you well too