Thread 937065750 - /b/ [Archived: 300 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:22:59 AM No.937065750
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I was ripped off by a car dealership so to get even I am going to damage cars until I feel I've caused an equivalent value to what I was ripped off plus cost of performing my plan. Here is my plan:
>First wait a few months so they've forgotten about me
>Build a large, portable slingshot sturdy enough to launch a handful of 1" ball bearings about 50 yards
>Print fake temporary license plate, get a rental car, get a remote controlled magnet to hold fake license plate in place.
The car dealership is conveniently located directly next to a freeway on ramp. The idea is to get a rental car, hide the real license plate with a fake one held on by a magnet that I can remotely switch on/off in case I need to ditch it fast (freeway cameras will capture my plate number otherwise). I will make the large slingshot operable by me while driving, load it up with the ball bearings, and as I'm driving up the freeway on ramp at night I will launch the bearings out. They will spread out and have enough mass/height to break windows, make dents. It won't be anything huge but damage like this on brand new cars will add up. Of course they will have insurance and ability to fix things cheaply so I will assume ~$1,000 of damage each time if I launch 10 ball bearings. I will need to repeat this 6 times to reach equivalent exchange.

Do you think this plan is realistic and repeatable 6 times without getting caught? I will wait a few months between executions to help avoid getting caught and also give them time to fix the cars so I can damage them again. Any suggestions for improvement or anything I didn't consider?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:26:14 AM No.937065882
The slingshot I'm planning to build will be something like this but smaller. Portable so I can move it in/out of the rental car backseat. Built in a way that I can load it up before driving and then lower the window and launch it by reaching back while driving. I have the tools to build something like this pretty easily, I'll just need to buy some elastic.
Oh I should use gloves while handling the ball bearings, otherwise they'll be completely full of finger prints.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:29:08 AM No.937066014
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>>937065882
Oops forgot pic. I will have to randomize as much as possible so they can't trace me back down. Use a rental car or else they'll look up who purchased my car. Cover license plate for freeway cameras. And I'm sure after the 1st or 2nd execution they will set up their own cameras. Give enough time between executions. I'd like to always do it on a Friday/Saturday night so the damage is maximum on Saturday/Sunday when most people buy cars but I don't want to be too predictable.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:54:38 AM No.937067161
>>937065750 (OP)
Pump me
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:14:10 AM No.937070635
>>937065750 (OP)
nah. but anyway if you do, all they do is collect insurance and make up the rest by scamming the next people that buy cards from them even harder.
it is like the landlord thing. they only pass the costs on to the next customers
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:22:40 AM No.937070960
>>937066014
Remember when crime didn't need all these extra steps? You'd think crime would be lower, but criminals just adapted better.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:27:45 AM No.937071158
>>937070635
Yeah I know this isn't going to bankrupt them or prevent them from ripping off anyone else, I'm not doing it for any purpose other than a moral need on my end.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:45:20 AM No.937071778
Fully on board and you are correct to take revenge.
Alternative method however, drone.
Loaded with payload, ball bearings, rocks etc hover over dealership and bombs* away.
Think helicopter dropping water over wildfires, but with less honorable intentions. Maybe some kind of paint stripper, though maybe that falls under chemical warfare?

*Just a saying not actual bombs so fuck you Mr NSA reading this.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:52:51 AM No.937072050
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>>937071778