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Anonymous No.937074149 >>937074450
Hungry Gays
Hunger games - Alien Edition!
We're going to Area 51!

First 24 Alien Hunters

I haven't hosted here in years, so this game will be kinda shitty

GO GO GO
Anonymous No.937074231 >>937074294
Ensign Ledo
Anonymous No.937074275
Alien-remover Master Chief
Anonymous No.937074294 >>937074346
MaoMao

Thanks in advance for the game, gonna hit the hay.
>>937074231
Ledo fucking destroy these Aliens.
Anonymous No.937074301
Harley Quinn
Anonymous No.937074318
Asperchu
Anonymous No.937074325
Cobra
Anonymous No.937074330
Madotsuki
Kuroko No.937074341
Anonymous No.937074346
>>937074294
The enemy will be annihilated. Gn Mao!
>Ledo
Anonymous No.937074350
Kosaka Kawajiri
Anonymous No.937074363
Chilchuck
Anonymous No.937074378
Warspite
Anonymous No.937074387
Shelby Magin Madiq Brown
Anonymous No.937074444
Carnage
Anonymous No.937074450
>>937074149 (OP)
Ellis
Anonymous No.937074461
Loona Wolf
Anonymous No.937074469
Gabriel Tenma White
Anonymous No.937074475
Gendarme
Anonymous No.937074508
Alpha1918
Anonymous No.937074529
Catnage
Anonymous No.937074544 >>937076592
Roxanne Wolf
>AFK
Anonymous No.937074550
Otogi
Anonymous No.937074715 >>937074746
3 more entries.
It's been awhile since i've hosted here. Please no bulli my shit commentary :(
Anonymous No.937074746
>>937074715
Doctor Man
Anonymous No.937074752
Noelle
Anonymous No.937074766
Vesna
Anonymous No.937074850 >>937074886 >>937074888 >>937074899 >>937074904 >>937074905 >>937074908 >>937075081 >>937075210 >>937075219 >>937076592
Check it
Wreck it
Make sure I didnt flub up

After this game, there will be a game immediatly after in the /trash/ thread. Come kick it if you're bored
Anonymous No.937074886
>>937074850
Let's get Loony and Roxy!
Anonymous No.937074888
>>937074850
Murder Time!
Anonymous No.937074899 >>937074930
>>937074850
Looks good, lets get it on.
Anonymous No.937074904
>>937074850
Let's do this!
Anonymous No.937074905
>>937074850
Here we go.
>Time to do what he does best!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_cwHnQ7Xsg
Anonymous No.937074908
>>937074850
looks good to me
Anonymous No.937074930 >>937075238
>>937074899
smol
Anonymous No.937075076 >>937075172 >>937075194 >>937075210 >>937075219 >>937075238 >>937075290 >>937075452 >>937076592
Arlright fellas and ladies....
WE BEGIN!
Who's ready to some aliens?!
Anonymous No.937075081 >>937075452
>>937074850
Hell yeah! I'm ready!
HEY, mister, nice costume! Reckon we go kill some spacemen!
Anonymous No.937075172
>>937075076
Alright, go get'em, robo dude!
I'mma walk in right behind ya!
Anonymous No.937075194 >>937075238
>>937075076
Clean hit. Proceeding to opening.
>No surprise the SPARTAN was handy with military equipment!
Anonymous No.937075210
>>937074850
>>937075076
Not my problem before and now it is? Sheesh.
Anonymous No.937075219
>>937074850
"Someone need a tracer?"
>>937075076
>The guard would shine his "universal guarding license" to coax entry...
>Which was something he entirely made up on the spot.
Anonymous No.937075238 >>937075294 >>937075476
>>937075076
Didn't die on slide one, today was a good day.

>>937074930
beeg

>>937075194
Hey, is this fair? This guy has alot more experience than the rest of us.
Anonymous No.937075290 >>937076592
>>937075076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFeVfwDvTyM
Anonymous No.937075294 >>937075379
>>937075238
3 apples tall
Anonymous No.937075363 >>937075411 >>937075424 >>937075428 >>937075452 >>937075476 >>937075579 >>937075853 >>937076478
Alright, now we start the first day!

War, Mao, Noelle and Chit are tryna find something to give them the upper hand. Smart!
We have a shootout. Red team is really putting in work.
Asperchu is beefing up his meme collection. Sure, bro. That's REALLY gonna help with the armed guards...
Anonymous No.937075379
>>937075294
Taller than some atleast!
Anonymous No.937075411
>>937075363
This is way more fun with real lasers.
Kuroko No.937075424
>>937075363
Fuck
Anonymous No.937075428 >>937075576
>>937075363
>chit
there is not a single t in the name chilchuck?
Anonymous No.937075452 >>937075579
>>937075081
Thanks, good luck man.
>>937075076
Can't wait to kill someone!
>>937075363
Suppressing fire!
Anonymous No.937075476
>>937075238
No.
>But that didn't guarantee the Master Chief would win this thing either, determined and lucky as he was.

>>937075363
What have we got?
"Schematics, and to something that doesn't look human, Covenant, or Forerunner for that matter."
Save it. ONI's going to want eyes on this.
"Already done Chief."
>Let's hope those blueprints come in handy later!
ANONYMOUS AS F@CK No.937075498
Welcome back,...
TO HELL!!!
Anonymous No.937075576 >>937075677 >>937075853 >>937075973 >>937076020 >>937076478
Night of the first day. XX hours remain...

We've got alot of folks watching the stars WHEN THEY SHOULD BE GOING TO SLEEP! Go the FUCK to bed!
Alien remover turns traitor and gets his just desserts
Cobro had a really shitty night after some self-experimentation

>>937075428
My bad, muh nig. I'm blind and possibly SLIGHTLY retarded
Anonymous No.937075579 >>937075973
>>937075363
Aaaaaannd dead

>>937075452
100% supression on my life
ANONYMOUS AS F@CK No.937075587
Only one will be left alive.

Who will it be?
Anonymous No.937075677 >>937075801 >>937076108
>>937075576
>It was probably an Elite at that...
ANONYMOUS AS F@CK No.937075801 >>937075867
>>937075677

"Mission Failed."

#WASTED
Anonymous No.937075853
>>937075363
This is fun!
Reminds me of this one time where me and my buddy Keith n' his brotha Paul all went Laser taggin'. But we didn't have enough money so me n' Paul took sum laser pointers, pipes n' them glasses ya use to zoom in on things. Magnifyin' glasses, I reckon...? Anyway Paul n' I strapped a laser pointer to like five of 'em glasses. Durin' a test run Keith was standin' in the way I've forgot to close the window. Sun beam came, hit the glass N' burned a hole right into Keith's eye! Oh man, we had to rush him to a hospital, doctors had given Keith a cool lookin' eyepatch. Keith had to wear the eyepatch for like two whole years! Started callin' himself a pirate durin' that time. Still this day, Keith still can't see right though his left eye... Man oh man. It was wild!

>>937075576
Imm'a look out. Ya can still sleepin'. I got ur back!
Man, reminds how empty Georgia was when them zombies came....
Anonymous No.937075867 >>937076108
>>937075801
>He's just MIA.
Anonymous No.937075876 >>937075939 >>937075973 >>937076004 >>937076009 >>937076020 >>937076108 >>937076478
Dawn of the second day. XX hours remain...

Chil is an ABSOLUTE lunatic! Good job, mate.
Red team still sticking together. And it looks like they picked up a new teammate. Teamwork will only take you so far though.
Space math rock seems to be a very popular genre of music in Nevada...
Anonymous No.937075939
>>937075876
sometimes you just get tired of being small and gotta live out your godzilla fantasies
Anonymous No.937075973 >>937076108
>>937075576
What the fuck is that thing!?
>>937075579
Better luck next time kido, keep that knife sharp and you'll win in the end.
>>937075876
Are we going to zap to the extreme?
Anonymous No.937076004 >>937076478
>>937075876
>Oh wait, Chief's still alive lol.
>Time to celebrate with some kickass music that Steve Vai taught him for realsies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6R8fE2OU3E
Anonymous No.937076009
>>937075876
Oh man! That's a cool lookin robot! Uh, fellas it's comin' towards us...!
JESUS MAN JUST RUN!
https://youtu.be/KBgqxbQcg8g?si=cZbJ__Zt5hUxS2mq
Anonymous No.937076020
>>937075576
Sleeping in zero-g is even better than sleeping on a cloud.

>>937075876
I don't know what math rock is but that's the genre people gave us.
ANONYMOUS AS F@CK No.937076082
Any deaths yet??!!!
Anonymous No.937076108 >>937076216 >>937076447
>>937075677
>>937075867
>>937075876
Seems the elite changed his mind. That arbiter fella aint so bad.

>>937075973
Considering trading it in for a gun. Was horribly unprepaired for full auto
Anonymous No.937076154 >>937076216 >>937076447 >>937076498 >>937076533
Night of the second day. XX hours remain...

A member of red team + Otogi goes NUCLEAR! Taking out some folks + their teammate in the process...
Cobra, my man. How long are you gonna do research? Science can only take you so far. You GOTTA ACT!
Ledo... You gotta clean that up dude.. Gross..
Anonymous No.937076216
>>937076108
>Yeah, Thel's one of the Good Ones.
>Even though he's responsible for glassing Reach.

>>937076154
>Alright, now the Chief's "MIA" following that explosion. A shame he and Gendarme couldn't make it out of that mess alive...
Anonymous No.937076383 >>937076447 >>937076533
Dawn of the third day. XX hours remain...

Red team has completely fallen apart as Harley murders their last teammate. Smart move in my opinion.
Ledo found a friend to help them clean up their mess from the night before..
All that research finally pays off for Cobra. I knew you had it in you!
And we have even MORE space math rock. I'm diggin' it. I'm movin' and groovin'!
Anonymous No.937076447
>>937076108
Start small with a revolver.
>>937076154
Flying around destroying planets, yeah that would be great.
>>937076383
.....I'm leaving the band and taking the ayyyylmao.
Anonymous No.937076478 >>937076652
>>937075363
"It is as easy as the 'stun' setting to my blaster."
>>937075576
"Whoa, feel like a fish..."
>>937075876
>>937076004
>The man-out-of-time gave a glance to the 'Chief as if expecting him to know what this new-age gobbledygook was about.
Anonymous No.937076498
>>937076154
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu18PK8MYlo
Anonymous No.937076533 >>937076623
>>937076154
... It's enough to make me wish it was fatal kek.

>>937076383
These aliens are actually really nice... wonder why they're locked up in Area 51.

I gotta crash now, GG to the winner and TFH Sam!
Anonymous No.937076592 >>937076623 >>937076693
>>937074544
Thank you for putting me in~ <3
>>937074850
Ready to Rox and Loo!
>>937075076
>>937075290
We tried I guess
Anonymous No.937076623 >>937076805 >>937078216
Night of the third day. XX hours remain...

I wonder how it would actually feel to fall asleep in zero-gravity... Seems comfy enough.
Alpha gets punked by an alien. That'll teach ya for helping an illegal alien!
We have 3 contestants who have hijacked a UFO! Crazy shit, my guys. Crazy shit.

>>937076533
Have a good rest, mah nigga. Sleep well and thanks for stopping by
>>937076592
>pets
Anonymous No.937076652
>>937076478
>Good stuff that the late and great sergeant Johnson would approve of.
>And the petty officer would've offered an actual explanation or perhaps Cortana would have had they not died in an explosion together not long after forming their cool band. Rest in peace Arena Rockers*, perished before they could go on tour in the Sol System.

*NAME PENDING
Anonymous No.937076693 >>937078216
>>937076592
It's okay Roxy Sweetheart, I'll put you back together~ <3
Anonymous No.937076750 >>937076805
Dawn of the fortth day. XX hours remain...

Herley decided that the last member of red team absolutely HAD to die. So She takes care of it.
We got some fellas taking a break from all the crazy-ness to pplay some laser tag
...and thats about it. We're gonna speed this up a teensy bit. We're getting close to the end, I feel.
Anonymous No.937076805
>>937076623
I can only sleep in these things from now on.
>>937076750
We should have stronger lasers!
Anonymous No.937076825 >>937076950
Night of the forth day. XX hours remain...

Everybody give an F for mah nigga Doctor Man...
o7
Anonymous No.937076917 >>937076950
We have... THE FEAST

Those memes didn't save Asperchu after all and Alpha faces the consequences along with him
Anonymous No.937076950
>>937076825
>>937076917
If you see any mysterious goopy cuisine, eat it!
Anonymous No.937077013 >>937077051
We skipped TWO WHOLE DAYS! We had absolutely nothing happen, so I skipped 'em

We're getting REEEEEEAAAAL close now, fellas
Anonymous No.937077051 >>937077088
>>937077013
....the fuck I go?
Anonymous No.937077088 >>937077117
>>937077051
My bad, nigga. I screwed the pooch on that one
Anonymous No.937077104
Mokou, is that you?..
Anonymous No.937077117
>>937077088
Mother fuckers!
Anonymous No.937077126 >>937077169 >>937077213
LADIES AND GENTLEFUCKS!
PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!

After this game I'll be hosting one more in our autistic cancer containment bin called /trash/. Come join if you're bored.
Anonymous No.937077169 >>937077244
>>937077126
Cobra Cobra Cobra
Anonymous No.937077213 >>937077244
>>937077126
>Let's go Cobra!
Anonymous No.937077244 >>937077294
Dawn of the seventh day. XX hours remain....

We're getting close, I CAN SMELL IT!

>>937077169
>>937077213
I'm soryy, folks.... Now you owe me 20k..
Anonymous No.937077294 >>937077314
>>937077244
I don't care who you or the IRS sends, neither of you are getting my money.
Anonymous No.937077314
AN EVENT TO END US OFF?!?
Very nice, very nice!

WE HAVE A WINNER FOLKS!

>>937077294
B-But I need my bag! I NEED THAT MONEY! I'LL BE HOMELESS!
ANONYMOUS AS F@CK No.937077318
WHO IS GOING TO
BE THE LAST ONE STANDING??!!!
Anonymous No.937077362 >>937077393 >>937077416 >>937077432 >>937077450 >>937077480 >>937077735 >>937078003 >>937078216
EVERYONE CONGRATULATE OUR WINNER

KOSAKA!

YEAH WOOO!
Anonymous No.937077385 >>937077416 >>937077495 >>937077567 >>937077622 >>937077804
Here are your placements folks!
Anonymous No.937077393
>>937077362
>Congrats and thanks for the game!
Anonymous No.937077409
...and the stats for the nerdy folks in the audience.
Anonymous No.937077416
>>937077362
GG Naked people.
>>937077385
Thanks for hosting.
ANONYMOUS AS F@CK No.937077432
>>937077362
BUT HOW???
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Anonymous No.937077450
Nice, two in a row.

>>937077362
Thanks for hosting /trash/man
Anonymous No.937077480
>>937077362
BOOO
I mean..
wooo
Anonymous No.937077495
>>937077385
Gratz Kosak :)
Thanks for hostin Sam :)
Anonymous No.937077547
And thanks for joining me, folks. It's been a LOOOOONG time since i've hosted here on /b/. It was fun

Give me 15 minutes to take a shit and prep and I'll be hosting one more here
>>>/trash/76404566

Come join if you're bored. Even if you don't come, I thank you for joining me here! See ya folks!
Anonymous No.937077567 >>937078216
>>937077385
That's twice in a row, holy lucky lmao
Thank you for the game, friend! :3
Congrats once again Kodak!

>Thanks and congrats from my busy Roxy as well! <3

~L
Anonymous No.937077622
>>937077385
>Thanks.
ANONYMOUS AS F@CK No.937077735
>>937077362
But how did Kosaka Kawajiri
win,anyway??!!!
Someone please tell me now!!!
Anonymous No.937077804
>>937077385
Congrats on the win, Kosaka. And thank you for hosting, hoster.
Anonymous No.937078003
>>937077362
Damn...
Much obliged for this fun time.
Mighty fine job ya did 'ere, Mista!
Anonymous No.937078216 >>937078508
>>937076693
>>937077567
Awwww thank you so much~ <3
>>937076623
Awwww
>>937077362
Congratulations Kosaka, way to go superstar!
Thanks for hosting, friend!
Anonymous No.937078508
>>937078216
The best~ <3

~L