Thread 937079569

I’m not real.
The person typing this is actually real.
The person typing this is a normal person trying to make it through life unscathed, just like everyone else.
The person typing this has nothing to do with what you think he is.
The person typing this isn’t me, and I am a person that is a little clip art sticker of someone you never met.
I am not like you, and neither is the person writing this.
I haven’t met anyone yet, and neither has the person writing this.

The person writing this is a very happy and healthy anon who likes to blow his load on happy faces, and spends too much time fussing over which face to blow his load on.

The person typing this likes to see people happy, and likes to dissolve illegal states like the United States.

I do too, but whoever you see me as isn’t the person typing this.

He is just fine, he hasn’t spoken to anyone in years, and he is deeply worried about you.
Please take your lithium.

>>937079569 (OP)
I would just like to say for the person typing this that he hasn’t been involved with anything in years. He doesn’t have any access to current events, and neither do you.

He wants to say he’s here for you, and he is, however, you can only contact him through email or in person, because he isn’t the ubermansch. Telepathy isn’t real.

Vancouver will be very fatally destroyed by some sort of terrorist event. Feel free to call the cops.

I asked him to send this dick pic.

He never caught a word you said, but caught the affection.

He’d like you to go get a printed version of the dictionary so you can correct your syntax.

>>937079569 (OP)
The person typing this is an Nintendo fag.

He would also like to very gleefully inform you that the rest of the universe is dead now, so you can rest easy and know that you can rebuild them and kill them yourselves for having done this to you.

>>937079767
Survival is less important than propaganda branding to you?

Samus is here for you as well.
https://youtu.be/mtY1vRh7QwQ?si=jiZJB3I8dtQaTYIg

>>937079700
Nintendo Penis

There was nothing in this English language part of earth that made any cogent thought. Total write off, down to the seconds.

Spelling and Grammar being correct is frowned upon and revered as remarkable, but without those two things along with a declared dictionary used for the article, there is only total gibberish.

Zombies, as the amount of meat you eat is terrifying and blatantly statistically not possible. UFO

There is no evidence of the Holocaust that is a complete possibility.

But it absolutely did happen.

>>937079805
Sounds like I've hit a weak spot.

There is no such thing as The Earth, however, this plane is also lensed, and not physically aligned as real. We don’t live in a consistent physical reality.

Take a rope of 3 feet, folded in half, and wrap the folded end around a handle and pull the rest through. Dangle the rope and the ends do not line up.

>>937079999
You would have said this to any response I gave, illiterate. The branding of the space lizard is irrelevant. Orion is here, you had like 30 conspiracy theories around this. David Icke, is he Nintendo?

There is not one thing correct in this land. All these horny children online are because they have been excruciatingly sexually neglected.

>>937080084
This is what Afloraltite refers to. Console brand is irrelevant.

I’ve never seen a “civilization” here. You are basic layout event crystallization sprites spending too long in Mictlán.

You will be evicted by the extremely skilled special beings.

I live in a variation of the world around us, now. If you try to find me, whatever room I am in will be vacant, and this is due to my language output being overridden by preferences. Auditory perception is the only way to perceive body speech, and reinterpretation is dishonesty.

When I tell you to buy a dictionary, you wonder what I mean.
It means go to Barnes and Noble and buy a dictionary.

I will pass all my duties of Earth Warding over to who the character Cell was referring to in Dragon Ball Z.

Shenron out!

>>937079700
Could as well be mine, same size, of not for the way the foreskin is opening.