>>937084554I don't actually think you're a virgin
I honestly don't....
But you're not currently getting any pussy
And if you told me that you are, you would be lying again
nope. I never accused you of being a virgin
That word never used by me
I accuse you of HAVING A LACK OF HISTORY WITH WOMEN
a small little number
a tiny handful of experiences
lol hahahahahahahaha
let me explain why I'm laughing:
because I'm such a loser
(And yes, I truly am a loser)
I'd always admitted that I'm a loser
I don't think I'm better than any of you
I'm definitely not superior to anybody
I'm a pathetic fucking loser
seriously.. I'm not joking
But although I'm a complete fucking loser
One night my two live-in girlfriends (Yes, I had two women who shared the girlfriend title, and all three of us slept in the same bed) invited two other strippers to come home with us, get high and fuck..
And by the time we had called a taxi, three more strippers decided they wanted to come along too
So we called another taxi
I'm And this pathetic loser FUCKED SEVEN WOMEN ALL BY MYSELF
ALL BY MYSELF......
.............. SEVEN WOMEN
And I'm not joking... It's not a lie
It's absolutely 100% true
JUST ME..... AND SEVEN HOT STRIPPERS
That's why I'm laughing
because your misinterpretations me absolutely nothing to me..
I've got so many memories that you don't know about, things that would blow your mind...
anyway, I'm going to make breakfast for my wife and I... and put on another pot of coffee (Do you know why Sumatran coffee is the best coffee on earth?.. It's because of the wet hulling process)