Thread 937085526

Why do we hate DSP again? Sure he's an obnoxious moron who's bad at video games, but isn't 95% of /v/ as well?

>>937085526 (OP)
unironically /ourguy/

the hate only ever came from retarded metal gear fanboys and cucks in the fgc

>>937085526 (OP)
You know why. You've been told.

>>937085526 (OP)
at least DSP plays video games, too

>>937085528
>the hate only ever came from retarded metal gear fanboys
This.

He's never been bad at video games. He was terrible at MGS but that's mostly because he rightly hated the franchise with a passion. Kojima cumguzzlers couldn't handle that and so went on an deranged crusade against him.

>>937085526 (OP)
darksouls penis?

i challenge anyone who thinks he isn't so bad to sit through 1 (one) stream of his from beginning to end

>>937085533
What do you mean "challenge"? I do that for fun all the time.

>>937085526 (OP)
All around horrible person you wouldn't ever want to have a beer with.

>>937085531
>>He's never been bad at video games
He lost 12 times in Twilight princess.

>>937085535
he's better than you

>>937085534
Doesn't the way he speaks bother you after like an hour or so?

>>937085526 (OP)
What's to like about him? The unironic hipster shit where people genuinely defend the guy is baffling, but liking him makes even less sense as you would have to be in your 30s at this point to like the guy.

>>937085537
I have children. He will never come close.

Why do you faggots always rally around fat retards

>>937085526 (OP)
I would bet on the biggest retard in /v/ any day over that subhuman

>>937085534
well yeah but i wasn't addressing you

>>937085542
When he was playing through Dark Souls 2, /dsg/ kept invading him and he beat about 75% of them lmao

>>937085531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKyqBsVqiFo
https://youtu.be/89QwD0NehoE?t=60

I don't hate him. I just enjoy watching dudes fail at video games and come up with increasingly outlandish excuses for it. I don't give a shit about internet drama.

>>937085526 (OP)
Watch his youtube. Feels like some infomercial pyramid scam. Hard to describe. 90% of his broadcast is him saying what he's going to do, some scam he's setting up ect. With 1 person talking in his chat.

>>937085526 (OP)
DSP has had a redemption arc. Somehow he's one of the more reasonable people on the internet today. Far from perfect and still learning, but it's kind of refreshing to see.

>>937085538
He's lying, anon. DSPs steams average a few hundred, most of which are detractors. It's almost certain you're not talking to one of the like seventy people that unironocally watches Phil

He was completely right about TPP when /v/ and the gaming media at large were in denial about it

https://youtu.be/z8BDAB5xF9o?si=V4BEQahcYQXrko2Z

>>937085549
I am aware I just wanted to say that Phil's voice irks me

THE KING IS BACK
DENTRACTORS SEETHING

>>937085548
Can you get a redemption arc if your irredeemable at base level?

>>937085526 (OP)
Phil is a good person unlike you guys who refuse to pay for his content

>>937085526 (OP)
I never hated him and I actually like MGS. Well except MGSV since its dogshit. /v/ hates pretty much every single eceleb including normie favorites like Asmongold, so who cares

>>937085553
>Can you get a redemption arc if you never did anything wrong in the first place?
ftfy

In a world where streamers diddle kids, promote terrorism, engage in revenge porn, etc., etc what the fuck did DSP ever do wrong? Not like Metal Gear Solid?

>>937085556
This is the ultimate Phil move:
>Deflect to pedophiles and terrorists when you're generally viewed as a dog shit human being.
Keep in mind, Phil jerked off in front of children and ate his GF's sandwich while she was in the ER, pulled a knife on a guy over a fighting game, etc. Mainly, the guy is a beggar and a mooch and it's okay to not like beggars and mooches even if they don't diddle kids and just diddle themselves in front of kids

>>937085555
>/v/ hates every OnlyFans whore and greedy kike, including kikes and whores normies like, so who cares?

>>937085526 (OP)
I unironically wish i was this man, i cannot even imagine living such an easy life.
>Complete mouthdrooling retard
>Fails at even the most basic of tasks
>Doubtful that he even understands the concept of introspection
>Gets paid to be shit at video game, complain and stuff his face on camera
I mean come on

>>937085526 (OP)
For me it's the constant begging. The guy is a gigantic smug retard and I hope people will stop giving him money so he can get a regular job and fail at it. He needs to get humbled.

>>937085526 (OP)
Reminder that modern games are easy because of people like this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WU1e_LS9P8M

He's a narcissist on the internet. Very fun to watch someone sabotage themselves every day and blame everyone else. But I could do without the constant begging, unwarranted smugness, and guilt tripping. "I won't start the stream unless I get one kick sub" is kinda pathetic

This man is peak entertainment
https://youtu.be/Kj0N-GJZLMc