Thread 937091038

Celeb Thread - /50k walk/ edition.
>*Special thread note: Brocky has been designated temporary KING until BD returns.

Another day spent gooning for scarlett

>>937091309
based ngl

>>937091377
is that her brother? lel

>>937091377
I feel like having a hot sister like that makes you go one of two ways, either you run and want nothing to do with big titties or blondes, or you submit to total coomer mentality and steal her panties, jerk off to her socials, and get real handsy when playing a family game of basketball on the street

>>937091038 (OP)
Not a celeb you dumb faggot
>>937091434
Pedo

>>937091476
Or you go full Hunter, and want to become a blonde bimbo too

>>937091571
hunter has a hot sister?

>>937091038 (OP)
one time i saw ants eating jizz out of a used condom on the ground in a parking lot

>>937091481
boops on da nosie

>>937091393
It ain't much but someone's gotta do it

>>937091609
Hunter is the hot sister

>>937091780
love this woman

>>937091842
I'm sure she's grateful

>>937091848
Brutal mogging

for every woman that rejects you there are at least 5 gay dudes who will fold you up like a pretzel..

do with that info what you will.

>>937091975
>>937092139
>>937091848
Not celebs

Honestly, I'd rather turn into a religious zealot.

>>937092049
Yeah, but they look like this and post in shota threads for 16 hours a day.

>>937092243
LMFAO is that actually him?

The only artists to surpassed 1 billion searched on Google.

Justin Bieber
Michael Jackson
Rihanna
Britney Spears

>>937092243
looks like the average techbro

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...

>>937092355
Based riri

>>937092243
Is that a Herman Miller chair?

>>937092355
my queen

>>937092625
Not a celeb faggot

>>937092654
OCD is for the weak

>>937093031
>>937092956
>>937092951
Not celebs

>>937093335
>>937093353
>>937093399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DFRcaTmm30

>>937094147
bald

Mommy

>>937094252
I'm not disagreeing with you buy the MILF celeb thread is next door

>>937093201
Keeping up the good work, work, work, work, work, work

>>937094215
LMAO

>>937094147
Fuck off you piece of shit

>>937095034
I see what you did there

>>937095718
I would have assumed you were taken by aliens if you didn't see it. Granted, if they were still posting hot Rihanna webms, i probably would have just rolled with it

>Come here rude boy, boy, can you get it up?
>Come here rude boy, boy, is you big enough?

>>937096056
go on...

How predictably pathetic you are.

I-I know I-I-I don't deserve to h-h-have her... I-I k-know l-l-l-l-l-lots o-of g-g-guys a-a-are t-t-terminally d-d-deficient a-a-and c-c-can only d-d-dream o-of g-g-getting a b-beautiful c-c-celeb lady...

>>937096056
Not a celeb

>>937096009
loving Rihanna is a galactic constant

>>937096143
She was in Power Rangers

>>937096347
piss off summerfag

>>937096329
caption on that must sting.

>>937096329
cute doggy

>>937096329
Those big crusty ass lips of hers look like your sister's blown out asshole

You ever see a pic of a celeb and you're not sure if they're cute and fuckable or weird looking? Strange how that happens sometimes.

Oh BTW production started today on "Dark Train" which is the production codename for the new Harry Potter TV series from HBO Max

As such the first look at Dominic McLaughlin in character as Harry Potter has been released. Headshots of other newly announced cast such as Rory Wilmot (Neville Longbottom) are available in the usual places for those interested.

>>937097168
almost fell asleep reading this tbh anon

>>937097168
Don't care

>>937097200
I almost fell asleep reading thru the thread. A curse on the head of my friend who sent me the thread link.

Also It is a lot of text for sure especially before lunch. Posting long-ass walls of nonsensical text. Why would you DO That thou?

>>937096345
That's not helping the "hersh is now an alien created clone" argument. But the ass is fat, so...oh well

>>937097168
thanks jacob

>>937097357
You're more than welcome.

>>937097399
I now rely on you too keep me up to date on racing and film/tv news.

>>937097168
>Harry Potter
Nobody asked for this. The movies are so recent there’s no need for a redo.

>>937097303
of all the clones prepared in my batch I am the one who likes RiRi the most

>>937097458
Ahh. Well that does present something of a problem. Contrary to the inane ramblings of a midwit with a drinking issue and deep-seated emotional issues it's not exactly as if I'm around all that much. I settled on a new little home whilst the site was offline following the hack and only really come back around to poke the proverbial bear.

>>937097606
I'll have to check with my clone batch but i suspect I'm in the same boat

>>937097589
Yes but money anon. Money. They've committed to seven seasons (rumor mill is they can break after three if the numbers aren't working) but you can guarantee they'll extent that if the series is as profitable as they're hoping.

Which it won't. For sure it will do well but they're not going to recapture the hype and cultural zeitgeist from the movies. The entertainment landscape is far too fractured with streaming.

>>937097768
uhhh, I don't want to come off rude but it seems like you come here quite a bit still, either way thanks for the updates

So I have something to admit, I haven't been outside at all yet... like not even 1 second. :x

But it's because I was attending to more urgent matters.

Now I'm looking at the weather and it says that there's poor air quality out and now I'm kinda scared to go for a long walk.

What I do? :x

>>937097820
we are the chosen ones

>>937097910
If you go on a 30 mile walk in poor air quality, you deserve to fall over dead in the street from asphyxiation. But 3 miles would hardly kill you

>>937097917
Well, given she's a size queen, being chosen by fellow pod people is closest we're getting as far as Rihanna is concerned

>>937097894
Fun(?) fact: I've taken to making a note of my Post IDs when I do post.

Here are the three posts I made over the weekend. These are the only posts I made.

>>937013443
>>937013863
>>937017207

I have offered to revert back to using a picture of Jacob with each post - something the anon who wastes his life obsessing over me of all people - but I think that wouldn't be overly appreciated.

Give me a few mins I'll update you on F1 - there isn't much happening.

>>937097948
I'm thinking 10 miles will be okay as that is my normal daily route, the 30 miles is my total backlog (including today). :x

I'm already behind my workout sched, 10 miles will at least be enuff for today then I can work on my backlog tomorrow.

10 miles, that's what I'm offering.
Take it or leave it.

>>937098128
10 miles feels manageable. You could always bring a mask

>>937098128
What happened to that pitiful excuse for a bicycle you owned?

>>937098086
that was you that woke up in the middle of the night and posted about someone getting fired or something on team redbull right?

>>937098128
just keep walking and don't come back.

>>937098180
THIS. I think 10 miles will be aight.
The news usually exaggerates how bad the smoke really is.
I stepped outside and yeah it's noticeable but hardly a smog.

Plus if I die I die. Way she goes sometimes, y'know? ¯\_ʕ● ᴥ ●ʔ_/¯

>>937098181
I destroyed it going thru a pothole.
; . ;

>>937098019
I'm still holding out hope that she'll be mine and I'll ask you not to shatter my dreams thank you very much

>>937098248
hot

+++Formula 1 update:+++

The rumor mill continues to awash with conspiracy theories following the fallout over Christian Horner being unceremoniously booted out of Red Bull Racing.

* Does Max Verstappen indeed have a mid-season exit clause that would allow him to buy himself out of his contract.

* Are Toto and the lawyers from Mercedes-AMG Petronas actively looking into fronting Max the money to buy himself out - something I believe happens in soccer.

+Sergio Perez Set to return to Formula 1 with Cadillac in 2026+

One of the worst kept secrets in the Paddock this one; Perez who himself was unceremoniously booted out of Red Bull Racing, has, if the latest round of rumors are to be believed, inked a deal to return to the sport in 2026. Perez has been linked with Cadillac for months now, and it's believed he'll be officially announced following the Hungarian GP.

+Formula 1: Movie+

The only question being asked of this is WHO THE ABSOLUTE PISSING FUCK SIGNED OFF ON THE SCRIPT?!

OK OK it's not that bad. But Holy heck.

>>937098197
That was me but it didn't happen during the weekend.

>>936858013

>>937098286
Balding goat man is balding.

>>937098286
good luck. You're only allowed to die a little
>>937098344
Lot of other anons i would have proceeded to shatter your dreams (and mine), but you get a p-ass.

>>937098286
>I destroyed it going thru a pothole.
Tragic. Oh well so it goes.

>>937098471
oh mb. thanks for the f1 update, i don't watch but follow it a little.

>>937098499
I will try to cough out only ONE (1) lung MAX.

Later. :>

>>937098514
ʕ● ᴥ ●ʔ Ya win some ya lose some.
Or if you're me you lose most of em and there's a win sprinkled in every couple dozen losses.

>>937098580
Wig store is that way, retard

>>937098517
We all have our particular interests. Anyway enjoy the remainder of the thread. It's lunch time and this afternoon promises to be a busy one.

>>937098511
Her best angle
>>937098517
That really was a nice pic of her

>>937098632
Your taste in women, hebes, and shota, remains as always woeful troy.

>>937098499
it is appreciated

>>937098739
Fantasstic that we can come to an agreement about her then. If only those leaks weren't so strangely tame compared to her regular

>>937098913
we've already seen most of what there is to see

Lunchbreak Life

>>937099044
Wouldn't complain about her asshole. Bonus points if it's got a plug. Maybe her brand makes those too?

>>937099284
I believe they were in the Easter collection

>>937099462
Now I'm going to need you to not shatter my dreams. Riri in bunny ears and tail would be something else

Please stop laughing at me

>>937099590
I want to that bunny

Troy has plans to fuck a dog

>>937099742
He's waddling around the house naked trying to sniff out his baby nephew

it's fkin hot out here lads

>>937099922
Is your Herman Miller chair heated?

>>937099922
Its cold here

>>937099647
That is what bunnies are famous for

Holy heck. I've been catching up with some of the developments around the Harry Potter TV series - I have to admit I haven't been paying the closest attention - seems they started pre-production last month with filming starting today.

Anyway this news article caught my eye:

>Harry Potter: new Leavesden school approved amid series

Warner Bros. has been granted permission to build a 600-pupil school ahead of Harry Potter filming.

If anything that just brings home the absolute scale of this project. They're building a school on because they're going to be making this for the next eight / ten years.

My bed is so cold and lonely

>>937100014
how is that possible

>>937100097
Its raining and 13c

>>937100063
Typically you have a portion of the set for tutors to teach, and they're somewhat temporary buildings.

Building an actual school does make sense given the huge amount of kids who will be involved in making the show over the next decade, but it also speaks to the insane scale of this.

Ironic really as it's not going to have the same impact as the movies.

>>937100078
Lmao

>>937100127
its 33c here ...

>>937100127
How's Australia these days?

>>937100282
I'm in Canada

I'm fused to my chair

>>937100282
Try Calgary.

>>937100058
need food, I'll leave you with some jiggly ass

Butt ass

If I continue to sit here I believe I will become a humanoid slug who feeds on children

>>937100466
Is that Troink's sister?

>>937100512
an upgrade ?

>>937100380
That's 90% fewer things trying to kill you. Congratulations.
>>937100421
Lovely city. Been meaning to visit
>>937100448
Then hop away you, dreaming of her bouncing

>>937100595
I had to turn on the furnace in the middle of the night because it was too cold.

>>937100674
stop braggin before i come and heem you

>>937100804
>>937100674
forgor pic

the ol brockster

>>937100167
God Speed to the cast. I can only hope the adults in their life keep them the fuck away from social media and, well quite honestly, the internet in general. These kids were insta-millionaires the second they signed their contracts, they can have people do things online for them.

The toxicity around some of the casting decision has been something to behold. And don't get me started on the "Prime" anons who are aghast that the objects of their desire have been replaced with "newer models"

As for the libshit freaks who are demanding people withdraw from the project because of Rowlings' views on transfreaks? You're demanding literal children be accountable for the actions of a multi-billionaire author. Some perspective wouldn't go amiss.

Roll on 2027. I'll be sure to keep y'all updated with any developments.

>Based on the cast announcement picture I'm going to need WB to go ahead and show us Alastair Stout wearing his Hogwarts Uniform for, umm, reasons.

>>937100937
hello?

>>937100994
Shut the fuck up you stupid balding retard

My shota brothers are dropping like flies

>>937101017
Who shit in your cornflakes this morning?

It's one self-loathing fueled suicide after another

>>937101017
troy moment

>>937101093
These days there's more than one person vying for his position of thread idiot it seems.

>>937100974
We can't hear you properly with Beady's cock in your throat

J-Tard kissing his colostomy bag goodnight

>>937101167
The only Canadian cock I want in my mouth didn't grow up in Flin Flon anon I can assure you.

>>937101143
he still thinks im bd, then again he thinks alot of people are bd.

>>937101230
>AARRRGGHHGLURGHGLURGH
You're drowning in Beady’s semen, Jacobfart

>>937101230
Why do you have a colostomy bag?

>>937101253
He's consistent in his persistence when it comes to be unable to pick people out if nothing else.

>Already 1/3 of the way there.
SHEEEESH.

Easy work. Barely even sentient for this walking this route is muscle memory I can just turn my brain off.

>>937101377
got enough piss jugs for your walk?

>>937101353
Why do you have a colostomy bag?

>>937101353
it's funny because I use to speak with him regularly elsewhere, took a break for awhile, like half a year and when i came back his mental was shot. still don't know what happened during those months i was away.

>>937101429
Usually I just go in the woods... (o . o )

My loneliness is strangling me like emotional phimosis

>>937101569
>>937101579
Lmfao

Can she just show off her bare nipples for once? What a fucking retard.

>>937101711
Why the colostomy bag?

>>937101510
Funny how that happens. There's a person here who stalked me and troy for 18 months. Six hours every day. Then he gets banned for posting "child models" in December 2024 and it stopped.

May 8th this year it started up again. Makes you wonder 1) Where he went for six months and 2) How woefully piss poor is your life that you immediately start doing that again?

It's funny because you can run a text analysis against the thread archives, generate a graph of his most commonly used words, phrases - and the typo he makes in every long-ass wall of text, and it literally falls off a cliff at the end of 2024 and spikes back up from May 8th.

So it goes. A friend of mine from another place who wants to see these threads burn to the ground has been nipping in every few days and posting certain phrases to trigger him and influence his posts.

I must have missed the latest series of posts.

Phimoneliness

>>937101809
>>937101832
Lmfao

>>937101510
chad broke him

>>937101809
Why do you have a colostomy bag?

I have a friend and he's real and he's not me

>>937101948
>>937101974

Phimotional trauma

you're not the only one with mixed phimotions

>>937102057
You are truly one ugly motherfucker

The archives are my dreamworld and this is my Elm Street

>>937101809
I never really paid much attention to thread drama, never wanted to be apart of it but somewhere along the way i got dragged in.

My colostomy bag burst all over my Herman Miller chair and my caregiver won't hose it down

>>937102209
Make the new thread dumbass quit yapping

>>937102163
replying to me in the archives doesn't count. for me it's like it never happened.

>>937102209
You are all my children now

>>937101642
Built like a horse. bet she farts

Drop Dead Fungal Fred

new
>>937102311
>>937102311
>>937102311

jizz

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whores

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You're really really weird anon.

>>937102050
Pedo
>>937101831
>>937101642
>>937101515
>>937101514
>>937101461
>>937101357
>>937101323
Not celebs, fuck off to a socials thread

>>937101292
>>937100197
>>937100063
>>937099681
>>937098475
Never fucking post again, pedos

cooommm

jizzzzer

cum

>>937098511
Kys duafag

ccccooommmm

gooonnn

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