Thread 937094670

You can travel back in time and kill one person. Who are you killing?

>>937094670 (OP)
Jeffrey Epstein

>>937094733
Ge the list first

>>937094670 (OP)
Myself

what is the timespan how much can i travel back in time ?

>>937094670 (OP)
jesus

>>937094670 (OP)
Myself

>>937098735
How would that change anything?

>>937098735
>jesus
Abraham would be the better choice. Completely eliminate judaism, christianity, and islam. Would be interesting to see what other bullshit humans in power come up with.

>>937098851
my grandfather, i'm not going to lie

>>937098735
jew or useful idiot

>>937100264
/thread. Abraham as a kid (get him before he starts spouting BS) almost ends monotheism. Polytheism is just as stupid but at least they're less obsessed about going to war over religion

Myself

>>937094733
Lol you know there are literally millions of other people who hurt children in this EXACT same way?
You do know that don’t you?
Holy shit, the brain rot is strong in this one.

>>937094929
THERE IS NO LIST.

>>937100568
>/thread. Abraham as a kid
Or just completely prevent everything assuming adam and eve were real. Which I doubt. Maybe the first primate mutation into homo habilis. lol

>>937094670 (OP)
the first ameba

c:

>>937094670 (OP)
Gengis khan

>>937101049
I still want myself and other humans to exist. Just not ((the source of all the world's problems))

>>937094670 (OP)
Rick the door technician.

>>937102470
I'd like to see how the universe would handle the greatest grandfather paradox of all existence. I think the only way reverse time travel is feasible is the multiverse. You go back and it's not your time line and the odds of returning to your time line are astronomical. It prevents most linear time paradoxes.

>>937103013
But that isn’t time travel. It’s inter-planar shifting. The question wasn’t “if you could kill anyone in a different dimension/universe, who would it be?”

>>937094670 (OP)
God.

>>937103321
I highly doubt reverse time travel will stay in the same time line. But, what the fuck do I know? lol

>>937100264
>>937100568
Abraham probably didn't exist

>>937100568
>less obsessed about going to war over religion

>Literally have gods of war
>The month of March is named after Mars, god of war, because it's when the rains stop and armies can move.
>"Marching" becomes the term for moving armies because they begin moving in the month of Mars.

>>937103545
Grandfather paradox aside, I find the idea that time travel, as frequently discussed, does not account for the planets’ movement through space very compelling. The reason no one shows up to the time travel party that Stephen Hawking through for himself isn’t because they couldn’t time travel, but rather that when they did the planet was no longer there. Space could be littered with the bodies of dead time travelers, and the odds are infinitely small that we would ever encounter one.

>>937103807
ohh fuck, of course.

>>937094670 (OP)
You, the Logfag. I don't even need the time machine.

>>937103807
>>937103909
This is incorrect. March does come from Latin for Mars, but marching is derived from French “to measure or mark out” and does not have the same Latin root you would expect. The Latin word for marching is quite different.

>>937103989
>Crazy schizophrenic fucker things everyone on /b/ is logfag

>>937104116
ohh, good to know danke.

>>937104116
You're wrong, anon. You've reversed it. March is the month of mars and has been since antiquity. The French term comes from the Latin

>>937103989
>scuttles back to his never ending goon thread, limp dick in hand.

>>937104246
today i learned op is a faggot.

>>937104277
OP is always a faggot, and I'm not OP, retard.

>>937104116
He is partially right.

>>937104357
That’s what I said. “ March does come from Latin for Mars, but…”
I’m concerned about the critical reading skills in this class.

>>937094733
>>937094929
>>937100836
ARE PEOPLE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS?
OY VEY!

>>937094670 (OP)
Churchill in 1936

>>937104444
Excuse me, anon is still mansplaining. Listen and learn

JULY !

>>937104444
>Still doesn't get that French comes from Latin.
The word got to English from French, but it comes from Latin, and it's from Mars and the armies moving in March.

John Dewey
Niccolo Machiaveli
Immanual Kant
Karl Marx
Johann Fichte

>>937104592
The month of Julius Caesar

Gandhi

>>937104720
>Karl Marx
Definitely Marx. His retarded shit has caused more suffering in the last hundred years than anything else.

>>937105022
Better to get his philosophic precursors

>>937104465
>weather warfare
found the flerf!

Henri de Chambord.

Mohammed

>>937094670 (OP)
Sam Taylor Johnson

>>937094670 (OP)
Emperor Augustine 300ad. Without his council the holy Roman Empire would have never been formed and we would all be Muslim right now. Sharia law speaks to me

>>937095250
Don't ask stupid fucking questions, you can go back and kill 1 person, we can infer from this you get one go and long enough to do so.

>>937104220
He's making memes now AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>Fart boy is one guy

>>937105714
You literally made that.

>>937094670 (OP)
Adam or eve.
The first human being to have ever lived. Fuck them

>>937094670 (OP)
Myself

>>937103669
But the character, the idea does. That’s all that matters.
Now apply that to history and to the present.

>>937103850
Space is fake and gay. Time is a flat circle. You live in a realm, not a planet.
Of course, they would take that nonsense into consideration, were it actually real.

>>937103989
LFDS
You know who complains all the time?
Women.

>>937105022
Most likely a fucking Sabatean Frankist. Fucking Chabbad Lubavitch apocalypse cult member….
We are living in cultural Marxism.

>>937105122
My god this isn’t conspiracy theory. Look up weather modification. Holy shit anon, grow up.

>>937103989
Meds immediately.

>>937105842
Shut up, Shane.

>>937110029
>Look up weather modification
Like what, cloud seeding. That's hardly changing the weather.

>>937094670 (OP)
Eustace

>>937094670 (OP)
I'd travel back in time and kill Popeye

>>937098735
bro whos gonna mow my lawn now you sicko

>>937098735
you find out that you are Judas and you are the one that literally caused Christianity

>>937103003
NOT DICK THE DOOR DUDE!!!!!!!!

>>937105022
he was just a writer. other people were feeling what he was feeling, someone else would have written the equivalent.
you would be killing who communist dictators would reference, but not the dictators themselves.

>>937105122
swedish chef soundin' ass nigga

>>937106212
if they are real, you would nullify the entire ancestry tree of humans
if they are not real, you wasted a time travel trip

>>937118043
Pascal's time traveling grandfather wager. Either way it is suicide

>>937118023
You're a stupid conspiracy theorist but you don't know what a flerf is?

>>937114602
go to bed, bluto

>>937094670 (OP)
Walt disney.

>>937118118
i'm a random anon doing a driveby joke, retard. lighten up.

>>937118199
>retard: checks out
>joke: not found

>>937110800
nice pilpul, you fucking kike

>>937118250
>nice pilpul
>you talk like a fag
Yikes.

Donald Trump

>>937110800
That’s one thing… there are hundreds of variants.
But I know you are a shill so there’s no point in trying to convince you otherwise.
I’ll leave you with a hint.
Under an Ionized Sky

myself