Thread 937096817

Here we go again...

WHAT A LIFE

didn't make it to work today

this the thread then aye?

>>937096817 (OP)
>>937096818
>>937096820
what you guys watching and what you guys drinking?

fucked up this weekend, spent all my money and ended up at a hotel w someone after going 12 deep + drinks for everyone else
was good before that, getting my shit back together
when will it end

>>937096824
Just a bottle of absolut and some true detective later on this evening

>>937096825
go away

>>937096826
me just drinking dab's dunno what i'm gunna watch later on maybe finish watching bravado's

>>937096829
Great scene but Dude Walter was best character

EIGHT GODDAMN FUCKING WHISKEY SOURS

>>937096833
shit film

>>937096824
Old vhs tapes of rock concerts and a six pack of ciders

>>937096834
>you promise to yourself you're going to stop drinking!
>*takes a drink*

>>937096825
Go too far next time.

>>937096836
>margarita time

>>937096836
I told myself I wasn't gonna drink much this weekend as I had Warhammer to paint.
i painted one model then went and grabbed two bottles of vodka.

>>937096820
I had to call in sick on Friday last week. Was on a great streak, eating well, working out and didn't feel the need to drink. Thursday evening around 8 pm I thought I would just have a gin and tonic and watch some old western before bed. Then things escalated quickly and by 2 am I had drank most of the bottle and was done for. I really hate being a low inihib nigga.

Quitting drinking is so easy no matter how much you drink, and all videos of "DT"s are sympathy fakers. DTs never existed, they are made up by AA to scare you. Drink if you want, if you want to quit you will, easily.

Got deported back to amerikkka and ever since I just cant enjoy drinking. Everything is so unbelievably expensive. The beer is all hoppy IPA bullshit. The liquor is full of artificial softeners that make me feel like shit and give me hangovers when normally I never get them. Not to mention the people all fucking suck. Only the elderly go to bars now and they're insufferable to be around just ranting about the latest political outrage. The women are just plain awful. How do you guys manage to be alcoholics in this dystopian shithole?

>>937096817 (OP)
I haven't drank since around May 11th. It's not my choice.

I'm cut off. I have no money and no good will to beg for money and nobody around me will by me beer anymore. I'm lucky to get a pack of cigarettes once a week. I'm also *technically* homeless now. I dunno if the gravity of my situation has set in. I think I still have some delusions about it or I'm too like passively depressed to care. I don't really care about anything and haven't for over a decade.

If I had like 11 dollars for a pack of cigs to chainsmoke and cheap super strong alcohol to get drunk right now, I would.

>>937096842
Dude, you’re a tremendous fucking faggot.

>>937096841
382 days sober. DTs are very real. They're why I quit.

>>937096845
Stop with this schizobabble. You felt upset because you weren't warm and relaxed and got a tremor, boo hoo. You probably phoned it in more to scare yourself too, fat lot of good that did, you wino.

>>937096845
I drink in moderation.
I love getting drunk, BUT I'm not an alcoholic.
Protip: Just stop drinking so much, you miserable winos

>>937096820
Did you get fired?

>>937096845
DTs are your body telling you it's Miller time!

>>937096817 (OP)
Here "I" go again--on my own

i quit drinking cold turkey and i didn't sleep for 3 days straight and then i had a seizure and woke up in the hospital

>>937096817 (OP)
I have been 18 days sober and I'm about to explode bros

>>937096852
5 days. It's tuff tbqh. One day at a time

>>937096852
One drink can't hurt.
>>937096851
No you didn't. Don't cause alarm.

>>937096851
babish?

>>937096855
I consented. I...consented.

Yesterday was like two bottles of sake, two bottles of wine and a few whiskey pours. Haven’t gotten out of bed yet, been tipping camwhores all morning

>>937096857
what a life

>>937096857
You go lad, living the dream. Have another, and give your cock a slap from me, eh?

>>937096817 (OP)
Heed a good advice.
https://youtu.be/I_X6zWElJdw?si=quee3LWpH0VQq94I

>>937096858
Not really sustainable past a few more months but we’ll worry about that when it comes time
>>937096859
Thanks mate, probably gonna open the bottle of red I have stashed

>>937096842
Because drinking with other people (especially boomer strangers in a bar) isn't nearly as comfy as drinking alone rewatching your favorite kinos.

>>937096862
I shart myself when drinking now (went hard) so I drink alone like 40% of the time at this point.

>haha let me drink this absolutely fucking disgusting tasting liquid, where even a single drop can ruin the flavor of any drink, so i can feel like shit tomorrow morning

are alcoholics like the most retarded substance abusers or what

>>937096817 (OP)
God I miss amphetamines

>>937096864
enjoy dying a saint.

>>937096863
>(went hard)
sounds like he did

>>937096863
Couple of weeks ago passed out on a couch and pooped a little.

>>937096867
>>937096868
Welcome to the Whoopi Goldberg club

>>937096864
it stops tasting bad after like your first year of drinking in college and you don't get hangovers when you drink every day

>>937096863
wait so you shart when you drink and still drink with others 60% of the time?

>>937096871
Yeah but it's the weekend, who cares?

>>937096870
ok mr bloatface, mr red bloatyface, alright mr puffy, ok mr i look 20 years older than my peers. alright senior big belly. stop drinking.

when i was drinking i used to drink ice beer and that's the worst for shitting yourself. i've thrown out so much underwear.

>>937096824
I'll watch Nemesis, goon to White Palace, and finish off with either Total Recall or Blood of the Heroes.
Drinking 16 cans of cider tonight.

>>937096873
i stopped drinking 2 years ago but i still miss the taste and sensation of it. i miss crushing beers, big pours of bourbon, random cocktails at bars, bloody marys in the morning, day drinking, martini olives, sneaking liquor into movies, late night kino sessions when you're teetering on blackout, i miss how everything is more fun and jovial when you're drinking and how all your worries go away.

>>937096873
I can't stop. My parents both died of it and I have the curse. Pray for me, sir.

>>937096873
>alright senior big belly
I stopped drinking 2 months ago. I haven't changed anything aside from that. Though if anything I have even less exercise than I did when I was drinking, because buying alcohol involved walking a total of 4 miles every few days and carrying 30 fluid lbs worth of alcohol back, up a 25 degree incline the whole way, like Sam Porter Bridges.

The belly hasn't gone away for me. What was even the point?

>>937096878
operating at a caloric deficit of -500 below your Total Daily Energy Expenditure will lead to a pound lost a week, so you should have at least lost 8 pounds by now if that's something you're being mindful of

>>937096879
you are gay

>>937096877
You'll find a way out if it, anon.

>>937096817 (OP)
Where?

>>937096854
>One drink can't hurt
that's the thing, this tuesday I have three weeks off and these last 2 weeks have been insuferable to me (more like the last 5 years but lmao who cares about that) and I think this fucking friday I will drink every single drop of beer that I will see

but I don't want to do it because I know how much of a drunktard I am, also I don't know how I last one year and half without drinking

fucking hell

I don't know how I lasted one year and half without drinking*

sorry

7 months sober. as much as I miss drinking and watching kino I can never go back. it's just not worth it.