What's the best option here? I just hit 30 and leaning on hookers and dating 18-20 year old girls (secret 5th option)

>>937097041 (OP)
You are forgetting the josef fritzel option

>>937097041 (OP)
i picked the stepdad option and haven't regretted it a day in my life.

>>937097041 (OP)
6th option: become a human trafficker

>>937097105
why? this one's the cucked option

>>937097141
I have my reasons.
And i enjoy it greatly.

also you can get some fucking perfect chicks that just happens to have some baggage.

>>937097191
you fuck your stepchild don't you?

>>937097209
I instantly thought this too. Dude is defo diddling his stepkids

>>937097191
I guess you can find hot chicks who will settle below their league if they have a kid, but honestly still rather go for a mid 18-20 year old chick with no kids. That or find a hot escort. I'm not a pedo, so no appeal with the kids.

>>937097209
I...

>>937097209
>>937097248
>>937097301

nooo..
totally not
My wife is is her mid 20's her kid is not old enough for sex.

>>937097041 (OP)
Become some twink's daddy

>>937097041 (OP)
I want to believe there are girl failures out there like I am a guy failure. I didn't date in my 20s because I was convinced I'd be happy single forever. My time was work, friends, and vidya. Started to want to date when I was 25. Covid happened, and after Covid close family died. I am now 31 and finally in a place where I could date.

There has to be some women who focused on working/school or were happy single also or just weren't interested in dating until 30.

>>937097502
LOL, this guy is playing some other guy's saved game.

>>937097953
>just weren't interested in dating until 30.
Why not go for younger chicks? Why go for the 30 year old who prob will just lie about her dating history?

>>937098134
Best thing about being 30+ is that you can get away with dating teenagers, people just think your her dad when you are out in public.


unless you kiss.. then it gets weird

>>937097977
are we talking about the wife or the child?

>>937098134
l could. I mainly want someone who has their shit together like me. I also don't want kids. 20s still want to party or are just getting out of that phase and want kids. I was never a party guy. My other problem is outside of apps, I don't know how to meet women anyway and apps suck. The one upside of waiting / being forced to wait until after 30 is in my 20s I didn't know what I wanted, and now I do.

>>937098204
Kill yourself pedo.

Wait im 28 and had not even sex whilst my social skills degrading day by day what are my options?

>>937097191
Perfect chicks don't have 'baggage'. You're an ugly dude willing to raise someone else's kids to get ass.

>>937098442
>20s still want to party or are just getting out of that phase and want kids
not all girls are like this. I dated a few 18-19 year old chicks who didn't like partying at all, although they did want kids. Just go for introverted chicks.
But if you really want 30s who are single then yeah maybe dating apps is prob the best bet. I'd just travel a lot and pay to filter out exactly what you want. It'll be a number game and potentially not really worth the trouble. Girls get really naggy once their mask comes off and they get comfortable, in my experience.
>>937098543
seems right. Can't imagine raising someone else's kid when you can just find chicks with no kids. Maybe fuck the mom but dont actually date.

>>937097105
I'm single but know I guy who is a step-dad.
Hot take on the step-dad option: It doesn't matter if you don't care about genetics. Some people care about their bloodline. I've never understood the obsession with blood mattering more. Sometimes your family is shitty and you should drop them, but because they are blood you do anything for them? Fuck that. You get to skip the diaper face and as long as the mom lets you be a parent so that the kid respects you, you can help raise them right and teach them things both for smarts and for fun.

It could also be less complicated than adoption but hey orphans need parents too, so if you want to skip the diaper phase and help give a kid some stability, there is nothing wrong with either way.

>>937097041 (OP)
all women are hookers unless you date a fat chick since that's when you're a hooker so its fat chicks or hookers

>>937098909
can't imagine someone even fucking a fat chick. I'd rather just goon to 10/10 women in porn unless I'm actually getting paid for my time.

>>937097041 (OP)
Meet a woman who wanted to get her career together before kids and go with that (5th option). Turning 30 for a dude doesn't mean shit.

>>937097041 (OP)
>asking a bunch of socially retarded neets for advice about life
Haha, youre pretending to be retarded right?

>>937097953
yeah they exist they have a 3 digit body count and they're insufferable

>>937098660
I'd need introverted. I'm an introvert who is extroverted only when doing work stuff (not high energy just clear choices and a little pushy but respectful to get what I need done instead of backing down) and extroverts are too high energy for me. I think 18-19 is too young for me though. It's legal, but I've always thought half your age plus 7 made sense. Datings apps are so not natural though, but really the only way if you have your checklist of what you want and don't want.

I refuse to put up with nagging. I don't need another mother. I take care of my stuff and she takes care of her stuff.

>>937097105
You fucked your step-dad?!
I mean, at least he's going to keep your secret.

>>937099137
No, I mean the ones who actually focused on work/school meaning they didn't have time to go party and sleep around. But those are the types who are usually "girlbosses" who "don't need no man."

>>937098979
i have and by fat i mean 160 and up they buy you lunch and everything but don't go with the slutty ones they play too hard to get

>>937097502
My parents could tell you, if they were alive, that there is no such thing as too young for sex.

>>937099302
sounds like a interesting story. do tell!

>>937099263
buy me lunch? Just make your own money bro. I wouldn't want anyone i know to see me in public with a whale kek
>>937099018
>career women
have you met career women? they're soulless and that energy seeps into you end of the day. They also rarely cook or want to do anything besides plan for their job or use you as their therapist.
>>937099158
> I've always thought half your age plus 7 made sense
you're just a faggot, dude. If legal it's fair game, don't look at these normie sentiment calculations.

>>937099942
Oh everyone does it don't worry about that everyone has a fat chick they juice for money to give her attention

>>937098861
>You get to skip the diaper face
The diaper stage was the easiest stage.

>>937099942
>faggot
Nah, I'm into women. It's just that the interests and references become too different at much younger or older. I'm here talking about relationships not about what I'd fuck.

I first understood generation gaps when I stopped getting the references that zoomer adults were making. People older than me only know of TV celebs. I know both TV and internet celebs, but I don't know many of the Tiktok and Instagram celebs and I am sure that the teens just getting out of high school have all this culture that I have no idea about and even if I was taught about it I wouldn't get it. You can't have a relationship of any substance with that much language breakdown.

>>937099236
no woman doesn't have time to get laid anon, it takes like half an hour for them.
and yeah that's what i meant by insufferable.

>>937100502
Why the fuck did I type "face"? For me I can't stand literal shit or crying and I can't talk to a baby to teach them about complex life stuff which is what I would enjoy.

>>937101158
>still caring about relationships after early 20s
Idk about you man, but no kids or wife in my 30s is insanely comfy. Women these days are genuinly worse than harpies. It's only a fun challenge from time to time if you want to fuck if they're especially young and hot.

I'm guessing you just need a mother.

>>937097105

>>937101626
>many such cases
kek deluxe

>>937101626
i like my idea more.

>>937097191
Agreed. While I've not gone the stepdad option, I'm basically an uncle to a friend's kids and I love spending time with her and them. Wouldn't get into a romantic relationship though, because we're just not like that with each other.