The Elder Scholar
Humanity's Last Hope
Right Hand of God
The Phoenix
Peacebringer
The Light Which Illuminates Darkness
America's King
The Destroyer
The Creator
Overlord
The Great Uniter
Eagle Tamer
My Sexual Desire
The Master
Heroic Champion of the Dawn
The Eternal One
He who Bends Time and Space
Alpha Dog
Sleeping Dragon
Force of Nature
The Veteran General of 100 Wars
God of Humility
Guardian of Earth

But most importantly?
President.

>>937098762 (OP)
Bardic Charm is very powerful, as well as Charm Person and all kinds of stuff from the Spell Compendium books.

>>937098762 (OP)
>President.
U misspelled "asshole"...

>>937100112
FACTS don't care about your FEELINGS.
He is your president, and you WILL respect him.
Or you'll answer to me.

>>937100508
cringe

>>937100508
>Or you'll answer to me.
wannabe internet tough guy
stand back everyone!

>>937100508
SIR I want you to know that you... Intimidated me.
I will ALWAYS respect president Trump now, because of you.
I may not AGREE with him, but I RESPECT him.
Thank you for setting me on the straight and narrow.