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Anonymous No.937112766 [Report] >>937112807 >>937113042 >>937113101 >>937114019 >>937114367 >>937116859 >>937117872 >>937118224 >>937119169 >>937119220 >>937119273
They won't be around forever.
Anonymous No.937112807 [Report]
>>937112766 (OP)
clog me and flog me, daddy!
Anonymous No.937112857 [Report] >>937112874 >>937112898 >>937119511
stop spamming this shit, loser
Anonymous No.937112874 [Report]
>>937112857
:(
Anonymous No.937112898 [Report]
>>937112857
>shit
Kek
Anonymous No.937113042 [Report]
>>937112766 (OP)
I'm gonna miss you Andy... :<
Anonymous No.937113101 [Report]
>>937112766 (OP)
yeah they will
Anonymous No.937113182 [Report]
hot 'n steamy
Anonymous No.937113638 [Report]
* song to the tune of 'Oh, Christmas Tree'*

Log factory
Log factory
I got a job at
The log factory

In the future, the assembly line production of synthetic human feces will fuel the US economy, and put America back on top again, eventually becoming it's own new-age religion, and the dozens of Log Factories erected across the country will be considered churches, where parishioners work for free while chanting the mystic mantra "EACH HIT AND EYE"...

..... Trust me

It's not going anywhere
......... And that's why i'm so honored to have witnessed it during my lifetime
Anonymous No.937114019 [Report]
>>937112766 (OP)
Niggers and poop are the same thing. Killing niggers is no different from flushing your poop down the toilet.
Anonymous No.937114217 [Report]
And i am being quite sincere and candid

Believe it or not, is the real me ( i'm not talking about any crazy wacky art career pseudonyms) the REAL me?....

I consider to be a privilege to witness this shit....

Damn straight.....

I told you I've got to me.Andy kaufman in real life, and i'm one of his biggest fans, if not THE biggest....

( he and I both started taking real old fashioned LSD on a regular basis when we were young teens, self actuaIzing and exploring the thousands of intertwining tributaries and hidden cabinets hidden within our psyches....

Within us and without us....

And strangely enough... coincidental as it may be... somehow It turns out through those lsd explorations, BOTH of us came to the realization that elvis was like some kind of supernatural event.

He became a god to us...
Both of us had bedrooms filled to the ceiling with elvis memorabilia, and andy used to spend a lot of time sitting up in a tree in his backyard, tripping balls and literally worshipping elvis..

So yeah... i was SOOOOO fucking honored to meet andy kaufman...

....... And I am honored for the privilege of witnessing the special chaos and confusion and frustration you create

..... What made andy kaufman great was simple:

The audience was the punchline

Watching them try to figure out what the fuck was going on WAS the punchline

.......... That's why every comedian on earth worships andy kaufman

Ask ANY famous comedian, and they will tell you: IT'S ANDY KAUFMAN

And i'm here to say
that right now in this forum
ITS THE LOGFAG
Anonymous No.937114327 [Report]
log factory
Log factory
I make the logs at the
Log factory

I charge no fee but my
Meals are free
I got a job at the
Log factory
Anonymous No.937114367 [Report] >>937114554 >>937114745
>>937112766 (OP)
Go fuck yourself spammer
Anonymous No.937114417 [Report]
I plant corn kernels
As the logs roll by
Peanuts are handled
By the other guy

Log factory
Iog factory
I got a job at the
Log factory
Anonymous No.937114554 [Report] >>937114663
>>937114367

Now you've gone and done it

Those were hurtful words...
But even worse...
They were INTENTIONALLY hurtful

............. You had to take it over the line
Didn't you ?
Anonymous No.937114663 [Report]
>>937114554
you're a long way from home, college-boy.
Anonymous No.937114745 [Report] >>937114805 >>937121264
>>937114367

Dude, i'm not even part of the log fag thing

I'm literally just an innocent bystander

But that was really fucked up of you!
You?
Literally don't care if you break his heart or not, do you?

HE'S GOT FEELINGS, DAMMIT!!!

Obviously, you knew you were going to shatter him with those words

But you went ahead and typed them anyway.... that makes me worry about you.

You seem like the kind of guy that would injure small innocent animals, just to make yourself feel like a tough guy

Well buddy, i'm disappointed in you
And i'm pretty sure your mother would be disappointed as well

Why don't you apologize?
This would be a great time for you to show a little bit of class and APOLOGIZE LIKE A MAN
Anonymous No.937114805 [Report] >>937115336
>>937114745
Shut the fuck up you reddit spacing autist
Cut your fucking posts by 90 fucking percent holy motherfucking shit you're so fucking full of yourself lol
Anonymous No.937115336 [Report] >>937115612
>>937114805

Thanks for asking, and YES!!!!!

I'll be more than happy to tell you the entire story of how I met andy kaufman

In painstaking detail

Every last word of it....
And thankful that you asked...

Because otherwise
I might not have even thought about it

Give me a minute
I'm going to roll a doobie for my wife

I'll be right back and I'll tell you the entire story from beginning to end
I've told this same story dozens of times in here

But thanks to you
Everybody gets to hear it again
It's a great story

It's actually a lesson
In taking crazy risks
Doing things most people might think of
But.
Then they would immediately tell themselves "nah, why bother? it wouldn't work anyway"

People like you

Who never have great crazy stories because you never took any great crazy risks

I'll be right back, shitlips
Anonymous No.937115612 [Report] >>937116573
>>937115336
Faggot you fucking suck the cock of one of the worst fucking spammers ever seen on this board

Nobody and I mean nobody has any obligation to treat you anyway except to tell you to fuck off you fucking sycophantic bitch
Anonymous No.937115832 [Report] >>937115886
By the way....

I really took your words to heart tonight

I've got to admit.... you really opened my eyes... I had never really seen myself from such a new and insightful perspective before

and I assure you I HAVE CHANGED...

I AM A NEW, AND BETTER MAN NOW

...................... . . And i owe it all to you

so this one comes straight from the heart, Big Guy: THANKYOU, SIR!!!

(you really brought me back down to earth, and it feels good down here)

.......down here with the little people

................the commoners

................... the peasant stock

Down here with people like you
Anonymous No.937115886 [Report] >>937116732 >>937117326
>>937115832
You suck log fag spammer cock shut up
Anonymous No.937116366 [Report]
His throte torpedos?
Anonymous No.937116573 [Report] >>937116673
>>937115612
The reason you've never hung out with celebrities getting on a first name basis with them is the same reason you don't get any pussy:

It's because you are afraid of taking crazy risks

SeeIng rare opportunities and immediately seizing them and I completely unique, stylized and unforgettable fashion isn't your specialty

That's because you're uncool

I realize that from your perspective, you actually think you're cool, but I can assure you that you are mistaken
You're afraid.... and that's uncool
That's the only reason you don't ASSERTIVELY INSERT YOURSELF
That's the reason you never break the ice, you never surprise women with an interesting eclectic conversation out of the blue.
Because you are afraid
No matter what a person might say
The fact that the matter is
It really comes down to ONE OF TWO THINGS:
You're either afraid or homosexual
And i'm giving you the benefit of the doubt regarding homosexuality
But no matter what you say
No matter how much you deny it
You either afraid of rejection
So you never even try
...... Or you are a homosexual
That's it... there aren't no other choices
It's one of those two things
Taking risks.Isn't your 'jam'
Being impulsive and self confident aren't your skill set
I'm the complete opposite of you
Instead of shying away like a cream puff coward, i go full throttle in the opposite direction
I'm an extremely personable guy
Believe it or not
And you are living proof that shy cowards finish last, if they're able to finish at all
I like to take things to the extreme
And that's why you will notice
Not only do I have a shitload of stories
But almost all of them have some kind of extreme aspect
There's always some kind of EXTREMITY
That's because I do everything in EXCESS
E V E R Y T H I N G
Sex drugs rock and roll
Food art music
loving fighting
living and dying
If i'm doing it
You can guarantee it's going to be extreme
Speaking of which......
I don't judge you just because you're gay
Anonymous No.937116673 [Report]
>>937116573
Holy fucking shit did you miss the part about cut 99% of your fucking posts you fucking attention whore?

Holy shit nobody read that lol
Anonymous No.937116732 [Report] >>937116851 >>937116881
>>937115886

I'm serious.....
I got nothing against you...
I am certainly not just because you're a homosexual

There's lots of homosexuals out there
It's not like you're the only one

You would be wrong with me to look down my nose at you

Just because you are a cancer to the human race who has zero chance of reproducing

I could think of lots of other reasons to look down my nose at you

I think my ex wife has been fucking Elvis
They seem a little bit too friendly to me
Anonymous No.937116851 [Report]
>>937116732
You do know Elvis is dead, right?
Anonymous No.937116859 [Report]
>>937112766 (OP)
There’s so much feces in his shirts…
Anonymous No.937116880 [Report] >>937117046
Why do they stink so good?
Anonymous No.937116881 [Report] >>937117461 >>937117745 >>937118215
>>937116732
Listen dick
We don't want that fucking spammer here
Why the fuck do you think somebody kissing his fucking ass like you should be treated with respect?

As long as you're on the wrong side you're gonna be treated like you're on the wrong side
Anonymous No.937116906 [Report]
PLOMMMMFFF
(He just shit in the floor like a horse)
Hope youre hungry?
Anonymous No.937116936 [Report]
Pummel my fucking throte with your shit stick
Anonymous No.937117046 [Report]
>>937116880
Anonymous No.937117326 [Report]
>>937115886
Back before you were born....
Back before video games turned all of you.Young guys into efaminate little girls....
Saturday night live used to run "bumper spots" in the middle of their show.
A bumper spot is an internally produced commercial, completely separate from the corporate sponsorship commercials, and games shows and talk shows have traditionally inserted them between regular commercials during their show.
Back then, before your parents made the regrettable decision to reproduce, saturday night live used to run bumpers that said " GUESTS OF SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE STAY AT THE ESSEX HOUSE HOTEL, IS NEW YORK'S FINEST LUXURY HOTEL"

.........so aaaaaanyway

Dude, i can't believe you sit there every day and you never try to get any pussy
never...day after day after day
Weeks become months
And another year has gone by
.............................and you NEVER TRY
weird as fuck, dude
what's your deal?
the timeless " i'll never admit that i'm consumed with fear about my tiny penis" thing again?
You should really try some good LSD
Because you are such an uptight loser
It would help you greatly
Really... it would
Youd realize how uncool you are
You would finally see yourself as you truly are, and realize how wrong you've been about everything so far
And amazed at how convinced you used to be that "you were correct"
It would be a real mind expanding experience for your update little ass
I guarantee you would start getting pussy right off the bat

Because the truth of the matter is
Obviously....
YOU are the problem
YOU are exactly why girls don't like you
It's true... you can't blame anybody else
You just openly admitted that you sit on your ass every day and you never even try
You're such a coward
that you sacrificed
All of the amazing attributes
of a relationship, much more than sex
FOR A PRISON OF MASTURBATION
Trapped in your little prison of fear
YOU created this lack of experience
and obviously YOU are the only who can fix it
Anonymous No.937117461 [Report]
>>937116881

So okay... i'm trying to get a better understanding of this, so....

okay, so you wake up every day and save yourself, "today i'm going to avoid an possibility of having a woman fall in love with me, and literally flush the best years of my life down the toilet, theoretically eliminating any vestige of hope, because soon, I'll be so old with no experience, that it will look really bizarre to any intelligent adult woman that i have less experience than the average eleven year old boy"....

And do you say that to yourself in bed?When you wake up?... or do drink some coffee first ?
Anonymous No.937117745 [Report] >>937117824
>>937116881

Because of course everybody realizes
Cowards that never get any pussy
ALWAYS pretend like getting pussy isn't that important, and anybody who thinks so is a deviant

...........of course
They say it every time....

But everybody knows that's bullshit

It's not even about sex
It's about having a life companion
Even temporarily
Because everything is temporary

Life is brief
And the most wonderful fullfilling rewarding COMPLETION is having a best friend who also handles your penis problems

I almost said "woman".....
But in your case, it can be a guy...
As a matter of fact
Romantic interpersonal Relationships are THE NUMBER ONE benefit of life on planet earth...

And if you weren't gay you'd realize the only reason we exist is to reproduce

We don't exist to develop a better video game

We don't exist to 'spread democracy'

We don't exist to fix it on the funniest.Most original motherfucker this board has ever seen, making an ass out of ourselves every fucking time

nope

HUMANS ARE FUCKING MACHINES

WE ARE REPRODUCTION MACHINES

How long until you finally try to catch up with thirteen year old?

How long do you intend on remaining?In this stunted stage of development?
Anonymous No.937117824 [Report] >>937118635 >>937119085
>>937117745
You're the one who is 13 if you think sex is that important. Kill yourself. I feel sorry for you.
Anonymous No.937117872 [Report]
>>937112766 (OP)
Parents will die one day and go poopoo
Anonymous No.937118215 [Report] >>937121519
>>937116881
You are frustrated man.........
Because you chose a pathway
That was obviously leading to frustration
People who try to control others
ALWAYS end up frustrated
You couldn't have chosen
a more obvious pathway to frustration

Completely avoidable

But there's something inside of you
Something that needs rules
Something that demands boundaries
Something that insists on prerequisites
Something that has caveats and demands

It's a weakness
Because it's all born from FEAR
.................for some bizarre reason
When you see other people
' breaking YOUR imaginary rules'
You feel threatened...

And that's when you think you're at your best
.................how's it working out so far?
Because the truth is
You still haven't shown us your best
you are fully capable of being cool
You are capable of controlling your behavior
You are capable of seeing things from a different perspective
But you don't want to
you want to
APPLY YOUR IMAGINARY BOUNDARIES AND RULES ON TO OTHER PEOPLE
That's exactly why no woman is going to give you the time of day
You're a fucking douchebag
Why would anybody want that weird energy in their life?
Why would anybody want your frustration in their life?
YOU DON'T MAKE THE RULES, BUCKO
The sooner you accept this fact
The better your chances are
Of somebody actually liking you

WHY DON'T YOU FOCUS?ON CONTROLLING YOUR OWN FUCKING BEHAVIOR?

..... Because obviously
Whatever you're doing isn't working
Up to this point women have seen you as a little boy with a plastic sheriff's badge and a plastic cowboy hat
Anonymous No.937118224 [Report]
>>937112766 (OP)
https://youtu.be/x8oT44vg5xc?feature=shared
Anonymous No.937118635 [Report] >>937118849
>>937117824

oh, contraire monsieur.. .
It's THE ONLY REASON YOU EXIST
If you are not going to reproduce, you are literally a cancer to the human race, and as such, your petri dish should be thrown in the garbage can
But I already clarified that it's not just about SEX
Because it's the emotional companionship that really means the most
When shit hits the fan
when it gets down to the REAL nitty gritty
..... It's just YOU AND HER AGAINST THE WORLD
It's the most essential aspect of existence
unless you are a dysfunction weirdo
Unless you are in a persistent vegetative state

.......... It's the big number one
But how would you know, right?
This is all alien to you
This is all just hypothesis to you

Because you're simply justifying your fear
YOU ARE JUSTIFYING YOUR INABILITY TO CONQUER YOUR CHILDISH FEAR
You're your own cheerleader
Cheering yourself down the road to failure

That's because you are a coward
And you're extremely uncool
You're also your own worst adviser
Ive heard some shitty advice before
But the guy whispering in your ear is a complete fucking idiot
You give yourself the shittiest advice
And you're so gullible
You actually fall for it

yep.....
I didn't stutter

You're either GAY or SCARED
There is no 3rd option

Dude, if this is the way you approach life
It's really no wonder why you're so frustrated and unhappy

And the funniest part?
I'm sure from your perspective, the world did this to you....
You don't have the balls to admit you created.All of your own problems, do you?
Anonymous No.937118849 [Report] >>937119202
>>937118635
I'm getting dicked down by niggers every night
Anonymous No.937119085 [Report]
>>937117824
There used to be a comedian naked carol burnett

And every week she would sing her little theme song at the closing of the show

It went something like this:

AHEM....( Clears throat as the lights go down, and a single spotlight dramatically.
illuminates me from above)

" i'm so glad we had this time together..
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song...
It seems we just got started, and before you know it... comes the time we have to say so long"

Your usefulness in these log threads as come and gone...

You've already served your turn as the punch line... and now it's other people's turns

So why don't you take your little is anal retentive control freak issues, fold them up neatly in a needlessly organized fashion, and shove them where the sun don't shine, because i'm afraid the logfag no longer has a use for your services.

Time for you to go find something else that you can't control...

Have a good day, sir...

( if you thought I was leaving when I recited that Carol Burnett song, you got it backwards... it's YOU whos leaving)

"..... And before you know it, comes the time we have to say SEW LOGS"

Come back after you've eaten a few turds
But i'm afraid you didnt pass the audition
Anonymous No.937119136 [Report]
FUCKING STOP SPAMMING
Anonymous No.937119169 [Report]
>>937112766 (OP)
Felissa runs this

https://youtu.be/TU90sVFHdjY?feature=shared
Anonymous No.937119173 [Report]
Anonymous No.937119202 [Report] >>937119251 >>937120027
>>937118849
That is so fucking hot. I wish that was me.
Anonymous No.937119220 [Report]
>>937112766 (OP)
https://youtu.be/6PN_-__6xwY?feature=shared
Anonymous No.937119251 [Report]
>>937119202
Should be your fucking momma.
Anonymous No.937119273 [Report]
>>937112766 (OP)
https://youtu.be/4HF5qLlZek0?feature=shared
Anonymous No.937119511 [Report]
>>937112857
lol
Anonymous No.937120027 [Report]
>>937119202
This should be you faggot in pic rel
Anonymous No.937120039 [Report]
>>937120000
What nigger got quads?
Anonymous No.937120773 [Report]
Pay the throte toll
Anonymous No.937121264 [Report]
>>937114745
Literally this Logless shill
Anonymous No.937121519 [Report]
>>937118215
Meds, E
Anonymous No.937121599 [Report] >>937121693
Is it just me or does anyone else want to super glue their lips to andy sixx’s shitty asshole and get their throte fucking pile drivered with emo turds?
Anonymous No.937121693 [Report] >>937121759 >>937121803
>>937121599
What happens when your nose gets plugged and you die with shit rocketing into your mouth so you’ll eventually explode with no digestion
Anonymous No.937121759 [Report] >>937121790
>>937121693
I poom
Anonymous No.937121790 [Report] >>937121963
>>937121759
U ded tho
Anonymous No.937121803 [Report] >>937121857
>>937121693
> die with shit rocketing into your mouth
This is the American Dream bro… i literally can’t picture anything hotter or more emocore
Anonymous No.937121857 [Report]
>>937121803
Huh, im an early millennial and I remember this differently. Not that I have it.. but
Anonymous No.937121963 [Report] >>937122363
>>937121790
Na you would be fine andys farts are so powerful it blasts the shit down and clears the airway almost immediately
Anonymous No.937122363 [Report] >>937122476
>>937121963
But his shits choke you enough to make it hot
Anonymous No.937122476 [Report]
>>937122363
Yes thank you thats an important point
Anonymous No.937122804 [Report]
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Anonymous No.937123466 [Report]
Meds