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7 No.937127641 [Report] >>937128227 >>937128303 >>937130684 >>937131827 >>937131981 >>937132218 >>937132301 >>937132416 >>937134836 >>937135067 >>937137048 >>937137261 >>937143428
/b/, what’s your secret?
Tell me your deepest, darkest secrets or just something you hide, anons.
Anonymous No.937128227 [Report] >>937132244
>>937127641 (OP)
whenever i am out in public i am always talking on my phone, but i don't have any friends. i just pretend to have someone to talk to so people do not think i am a friendless loser.
Anonymous No.937128255 [Report]
I have phimosis and it smells awful
Anonymous No.937128303 [Report] >>937128508 >>937137142
>>937127641 (OP)
I am quite successful.
but what significance does it have when some rich born asshole lends money when huge returns are contractually granted and then calls himself a businessman.
these are greedy investors, not professional businessmen.
turbo-capitalism only worships people that have nothing to do with business.
zucker isnt a businessman, elon isnt a businessman, bezos isnt a businessman.

protip:
these are investors. good businessmen are those who can still generate a profit margin despite these miserable conditions they were given by the investors.
apart from the mountain of money they lend (and get back with interest), they contribute nothing to the process, on the contrary, they get on everyones nerves with shareholder meeting shit, so they can see if there isnt another 1% return they can squeeze out.
so its not the most important thing the product does a net positive.
that would be classic captialism.
its more important the investors return exceeds their minimum expectation.
and this is turbo-capitalism.

investors rely on the shy deer of the captial and feed on the host animal in the same way as parasites.
investors contribute nothing to innovation or development.
investors only skim off profit.
Anonymous No.937128508 [Report]
>>937128303
damn
Anonymous No.937129850 [Report]
hey there! i'm a 21-year-old gal from the east coast, a bit on the curvy side, and absolutely love getting a little wild during those late-night chats. there's something so thrilling about teasing and pushing boundaries with guys until they can't take it anymore. i'm definitely a playful spirit, always ready for some fun, but sometimes the thought of hitting the bars just adds to my anxiety. that’s why i totally vibe with flirty conversations online! if you're interested in some spicy exchanges, hit me up on my preferred app. my username is: s-t-e-e-ll-i-v-y. just take out the spaces and dashes when you add me! can't wait to connect and have some fun!
Anonymous No.937130684 [Report]
>>937127641 (OP)
when i pop my pimples i eat the pus that comes out. been doing it since i started getting pimples. i spend a lot of time picking my skin and eating pimple pus
Anonymous No.937131827 [Report]
>>937127641 (OP)
i'm a fag
Anonymous No.937131920 [Report] >>937132021
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Anonymous No.937131981 [Report]
>>937127641 (OP)
I fucked your mom. no secret really.
7 No.937132021 [Report] >>937132083
>>937131920
That’s just obvious
Anonymous No.937132083 [Report]
>>937132021
thx
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Anonymous No.937132218 [Report]
>>937127641 (OP)
I contact ICE every time I see a group of beaners at home depot or Lowes.
Anonymous No.937132244 [Report]
>>937128227
Funny, I do this from time to time if I am just avoiding talking to people.
Anonymous No.937132301 [Report]
>>937127641 (OP)
My brother killed himself
I'm not that upset and never really liked him
Devastated his family, though
I thought he was a headcase ever since he was about 4
Anonymous No.937132416 [Report] >>937132662
>>937127641 (OP)
I wish i had one that wasn't sexual in nature
these threads are usually better when it stays out of the bedroom
7 No.937132662 [Report]
>>937132416
Yeah I wish that faggot wouldn’t have infested the thread
Anonymous No.937134836 [Report]
>>937127641 (OP)
i don't always do my concience or understanding and it's been ruining me and my life hopefully not irreperarbly before the heavens. please son of GOD have mercy upon this sinner.
Anonymous No.937135067 [Report] >>937138149
>>937127641 (OP)
I dont like cats.
Anonymous No.937137048 [Report] >>937137186
>>937127641 (OP)
no
7 No.937137142 [Report]
>>937128303
How is this at all related to the thread? Basic economics has no place in a secrets thread buddy.
7 No.937137186 [Report]
>>937137048
Nerd
Anonymous No.937137261 [Report] >>937138149
>>937127641 (OP)
I've had bareback sex with a prostitute before.
Anonymous No.937138149 [Report]
>>937135067
Me either.

>>937137261
Why?
Anonymous No.937140497 [Report] >>937141619
Had sexy fun with an 8yo girl
Anonymous No.937141619 [Report] >>937142082
>>937140497
elaborate
Anonymous No.937142082 [Report] >>937142447
>>937141619
Paid $ and bought her for a couple days, did whatever I wanted with her
Anonymous No.937142447 [Report] >>937142547 >>937143278
>>937142082
gypsies? SE-Asia? S-America?
Anonymous No.937142547 [Report]
>>937142447
Central america
Anonymous No.937143278 [Report] >>937143506
>>937142447
>gypsies? SE-Asia? S-America?
Not that guys but Gypsies?

Thats a new one for me.
most of my go to places have been raided in the last 10 years so maybe i should start looking into gypsies a little.
Anonymous No.937143428 [Report]
>>937127641 (OP)
I’ve been secretly harbouring feelings for my older sister since I was twelve and she was nineteen. Over the years those feelings, that started off as just lust, have evolved to full-on romantic love. I can’t do anything about it except try to move on, but no-one compares to her and I don’t want to be with anyone else. So I’m alone, a bit of an alco, and the only outlet I have is jerking to her. Still have a life going on, but it feels empty with the whole lack of intimacy thing y’know..
Anonymous No.937143506 [Report] >>937143690 >>937144150
>>937143278
if you don't take control of everything before negociating a price, like having a fake id, chosing how and where you take a passenger, and knowing beforehand where you will go, they will try to set you up for blackmail
Anonymous No.937143690 [Report] >>937144150
>>937143506
Pretty much the same shit Ive had to deal with with one cartel associated contact in central america.

100% worth the hassle btw
Anonymous No.937144150 [Report] >>937144437
>>937143506
>>937143690
what's the asking price and additional costs of something like that?
Anonymous No.937144437 [Report]
>>937144150
Hard to give any specific price, it really depends on the girls/boys and the mood of the people you pay.