Whats the sluttiest things your ex/gf/wife ever did? Tell stories /b/ros.

>>937131631 (OP)
My wife is a convent-educated catholic (now lapsed) and was a virgin when we met, so virtually anything we did was slutty for her.
What do you want to know?

>>937131631 (OP)
> be me in hs
> dating girl
> we are eachother first sex experiences
> everything is great we are doing it like rabbits all the time
> we are both really dumb about it at the time and not really that educated on pregnancy
> only can buy 3 packs of condoms
> we fuck more so what we usually do is use one condom a day, and after I cum
> which is usually in about 30 seconds
> we empty it into an empty coke can
> put on the condom and go again
> usually 3-4 rounds becuase I'm young and I can
> one day she is taking the used can to throw out before we eat dinner with her mom
> we get side tracked and end up at the table with the can in her hand
> sit down for dinner and she looks at me while talking to her mom
> winks at me discretely
> downs the can
> instant boner for me
> we go to her room after dinner and talk about how hot it is
> this becomes a regular occurence
We later broke up becuase crazy bitches are crazy

Ex girlfriend worked at a vet and a kennel. She worked late shifts and would often cuddle with a lot of the dogs. She would do some test to see which ones would eat her out. If they were trained she would let them fuck her. She was an awesome ex only broke up because she moved cross country. But great times we dated for a few years.

>>937131631 (OP)
Wife met her best friend at a summer camp for survivors of sexual assault when they were 12.

One night they decided to lose their "voluntary virginity" together, so they snuck out of the camp and walked an hour into the nearby town.
They found one guys pumping gas at a gas station and flirted with him for a bit before they said he could take both their virginities for $150.
He declined but talked them into a much cheaper double blowjob.
The next night they went back a little earlier end ended up both losing their "voluntary virginities" to a bouncer at a truck-stop bar, behind a dumpster.
They managed to sneak out another 5 times that year, and at least 6 times the next year.
She said they only made 300 in total both years because they were too quick to give it out for free.

she was actually really innocent and pure when i meet her in HS

One ex would have an era before I met her when she would regularly get drunk and take MDMA then wear some anime costume and go to an anime dance party where she would blow off random dudes at the toilet. Another ex would get smashed by her ex in the changing rooms in the mall, she would take part in a FFM, make out with random guys at parties. I fucked both of them in public, got to take homemade sextapes with both and test both's asses. Broke up with both because as anon above said crazy bitches are crazy.

My gf pushed her virgin best friend to suck my cock. And we fucked in front of her.

2 parts
>Gf and I were downstairs at her parents house.
>She had a single bedroom; I sleep on sofa
>Her parents had gone to bed, so being quiet was essential.
>We often got cushions off sofa for quiet, slow, gentle sex before bed
>I was feeling unusually horny, as was she
>No idea what raised the subject, but we were kissing and groping and ended up talking about anal
>Neither of us had ever done it before, but had discussed it as a possibility
>We were both curious
>To my surprise, she's up for it. Tonight
>"Need lube" I say
>She says she has a tube of antiseptic cream in handbag because of a grazed elbow
>This should work; smooth, slippery and good if tissues get sore
>Right. Serious kissing and fondling. She gets wet
>Cushions off sofa while she gets undressed
>She hands me tube of cream and lies face-down on cushions,
>Open tube, lube her ass and my cock
>I kneel behind, leaning forward
>Hold dick tip on her little virgin starfish
>"You sure?" I whisper
>"Mmmhmm"
>"You ready? Let me know if you want me to stop or pull out"
>"Mmm-hmm. Go easy"
>hold dick steady with a hand and gently start to ease cock in
>Slipping off target, "NO!" from underneath; reset and restart
>Head of cock finally starts to enter
>I'm about to bust an anal cherry

I've had sex with another woman in a church bathroom.

I've had group-sex with a few strippers.

More than a few threesomes/foursomes/moresomes.

Slept with a girlfriend's mom.

Slept with a teacher

Got a computer in my room pretty young and discovered erotica/porn and chat rooms. Shared pictures I definitely shouldn't have at that age.

I'm also in a nearly decade long relationship with my sister (and another woman). More on that here >>937131947

There's more but I haven't had a cup of coffee yet.

Taught our daughter blowjob tricks before she knew how to drive

>>937131631 (OP)
She once took 50 B.B.Cs in a single evening and all of them came balls deep inside her pussy. I prepped each of them, so the accomplishment is mine also

>>937132539
Weak. 1/10

Another from coke can girl
> she had a really close neighbourhood friend
> she was 2 years older, kinda cute but also definitely a virgin
> friend would enter gf's house freely all the time
> one time we are upstairs and I'm getting head
> friend walks in unexpectedly
> gf freaks out a little
> I can tell she's trying to show off abit that she is getting some dick though she is a bit shy
> she goes back to sucking while friend goes and sits down at side of bed
> friend is just staring wide eyed and I'm freaking out inside since I have no idea how to navigate the situation
> turns out my body decides this is the perfect time to cum
> fill gf's mouth without any warning
> she makes a squeek/moan while it happens
> friend just gasps
> gf eventually lifts her head after I'm done
> shows off her full mouth to the class
> friend cant take her eyes off gf
> gf spits it in hand
> offers to friend "are you sure you want to try it?"
> she nodds and sticks out a hand and gf pours it into her hand
> friend looks at it for a second and pours it from hand into her mouth
> wretches/gags a bit but then swallows it down
> "that's not as bad as I thought"
> she says thanks, talks for 5 mins and then leaves

Apparently they had discussed earlier and friend was currious so they planned this whole thing for her to try

First load girlfriend ever swallowed was from her dog. Her first anal by mistake was from him too.

>>937132740
Of all the things that never happened.....

>>937131631 (OP)
Wife isn’t really the wild type, but I did convince her to do a nude walk outside on vacation. It was an urban residential area and very late at night. She was only wearing shoes and a thigh-length jacket, which I held for her when she finally felt confident no one was around.

I had an ex who blew a much bigger friend of mine while I watched. That was crazy and a scenario where I got immediately scared by how turned on I was.

>>937132856
>a scenario where I got immediately scared by how turned on I was.
So you secretly like dick?

She hooked up with a minor she used to teach after picking him up outside of a cvs.

>>937133180
No, just that watching my gf be a slut for someone else turned me on. That felt like a dangerous path.

>>937131631 (OP)
My ex grew up in a rural town trailer park and got fucked by her brother a lot. When we were first dating she admitted to getting blacked by her older neighbor.

Not really a GF or such but an employee. I run a small tax business and got approached by the young (16) daughter of the trailer trash family at our local church wanting an "internship" hoping to learn how to be a secretary/admin assistant.

Literally asks after church service while my wife is helping setup for a luncheon.

Can tell she either knows or has been instructed to be full bimbo "I would do anything to learn". While in a super thin (can see nipples) blouse and mini skirt that no one but trailer trash would wear to church.

Figure, fuck it. Hire her at $10 an hour.

Wasn't 3 hours into first shift before I got my first BJ from her. Turns into my personal cum dump for entire summer.

>>937134126
No. It was the dick, wasn't it? Come on, you're anonymous here - tell the truth. It was the cock sliding in and out, glistening as it emerged and pulsing as it came, wasn't it?

>>937135898
Reads like you might be the one with the secret obsession, anon.

>>937131631 (OP)
Been there, done that. Zero regrets.
t. femanon.

>>937135274
give us some of the best stories anon.

Wife ever find out?

It's 'what's' you illiterate slob.

>>937135274
>>937136293
Wife never found out but honestly she was pretty oblivious, wasn't like I hadn't cheated before.

So it was obvious from the get go that this girl had watched a shitload of porn, or been groomed, or whatever (found out later pretty much all of it) cause she basically knew what guys found hot. Showed me the cum before swallowing. Always cleaned my cock off after fucking her. Always little girl whimpered when you were fucking her.

Super tight, super wet, perfect cum-dump.

Before I fucked her I insisted on buying her depo shot once I had done that i was filling her pussy daily.

One of the best ones was when my wife was on a mission trip and I took her to an indoor waterpark. She wore a tiny bikini and pretended to be my daughter in the park.

In the room she was naked. got room service that way, and basically fucked or sucked me anytime i wanted. That was also first time i fucked her in the ass. It was so tight and she whimpoered so much I even convinced myself she might never had her ass fucked before.

During that trip was when I found out that both of her dad's younger brothers had been grroming her since she was 6. she lost her cherry to the youngest one when he was 16 and she was 10.

Her dad eventualy found out and beat shit out of both of em but also basically blamed her. She had no self-esteem whatsoever. Literally thought I was the kindest man ever because I bought her shit.