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Anonymous No.937131942 >>937132373 >>937132596 >>937134538 >>937146075
celebs
Anonymous No.937131961
Por favor
Anonymous No.937131993 >>937132032 >>937132112 >>937132238 >>937132336 >>937132373 >>937132373
Anonymous No.937132032 >>937132059 >>937132073 >>937132112 >>937132129 >>937132145 >>937132238 >>937132336 >>937132373 >>937133405
>>937131993
And here's the last post I (Jacob) made.

>>937126065

Note how I'm calling myself Jacob and not J-Tard. Golly gosh that's going to annoy you.

Take a hint eurotrash faggot and come back when it's past your bed time over there. I'm going back to the Shota thread to see if anyone wants phimosis tributes.
Anonymous No.937132059 >>937132238 >>937132336 >>937132336
>>937132032
thanks j-tard
Anonymous No.937132073
>>937132032
Stfu and post more buzz cut kstew
Anonymous No.937132112 >>937132123 >>937132238 >>937132336 >>937132373 >>937132404
>>937131993
>>937132032
Why do you wind him up like this? It only makes him sperg out and post paranoid schizo cringe and random links and shit about anons getting banned that makes no fucking sense to anyone
Anonymous No.937132123 >>937132404 >>937132404 >>937132404 >>937132404
>>937132112
Brenda <3
Anonymous No.937132129 >>937132166
>>937132032
sup jacob
Anonymous No.937132145
>>937132032
Just click hide and ignore them instead of whatever this is
Anonymous No.937132166
>>937132129
Anonymous No.937132238 >>937132336 >>937132495 >>937132495 >>937132495 >>937133160
>>937131993
>>937132032
>>937132059
>>937132112

Your autism is really acting up today huh?
Anonymous No.937132336 >>937133160 >>937133405
>>937132238
Oh and by the way...
>>937132059
The next loathsome uncouth cunt who calls me by that name will regret it, and that's a promise.

>>937131993 (You) #
>>937132032 (You) #
>>937132059 (You) #
>>937132112 (You) #

Toodles fucksticks,
x
Anonymous No.937132373
>>937132112>>937132032
>>937131993
>>937131942 (OP)
Do you want to die, you insipid CUNT?

>>937131993 (You) #
Anonymous No.937132404
>>937132123
>>937132123
>>937132123
>>937132123
>>>937132112 (You) #
>Brenda <3

How about no?

Toodles
Anonymous No.937132495
>>937132238 (You) #
>>937132238 (You) #
>>937132238 (You) #

Die in a fucking vat of boiling acid you vile cunt

Toodles Snoodles,
x

P.s. My dick smells
Anonymous No.937132596
>>937131942 (OP)
big oof
Anonymous No.937133160 >>937133229
>>937132238
>>937132336
You're extra crazy today. Your colostomy bag really did burst?
Anonymous No.937133229 >>937133273
>>937133160
More Zen please…
Anonymous No.937133273 >>937133383
>>937133229
Don't encourage the autistic pedophile cunt or I'll end your life
Anonymous No.937133336
Anonymous No.937133364
Anonymous No.937133380 >>937134293
Anonymous No.937133383
>>937133273
Sorry. Stop posting that heroin addicted man please
Anonymous No.937133394 >>937134293 >>937135766 >>937135947
Anonymous No.937133405 >>937133545
>>937132032
>>937132336

J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD
Anonymous No.937133409
A mage and a warrior fought. Who wins?
>the rogue
Anonymous No.937133437
Anonymous No.937133545 >>937133578 >>937133643 >>937133693 >>937138134
>>937133405
You're a dead man, you inept little CUNT.
I'll end you like I did that homeless cretin Beady.

Toodles faggot.

This isn't over.
Anonymous No.937133578
>>937133545

J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD
Anonymous No.937133643 >>937133762
>>937133545
Adding stubble was a bit too much on the nose when the jaw edits would have sufficed to both prove your point using AI slop and confirm that whatever you are, you aren't him
Anonymous No.937133693 >>937133969
>>937133545
why are you roleplaying as jacob
Anonymous No.937133762 >>937133969 >>937133974
>>937133643
>hasn't seen jacob's sublime kris10 boy cock edits
KYS newbie cunt
Anonymous No.937133969 >>937135766
>>937133693
>>937133762

J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD
Anonymous No.937133974
>>937133762
then go on oldfag. What was it like back then?
Anonymous No.937134024
Anonymous No.937134052
Troy is being, um, dare I say it, um, dangerously based?
Anonymous No.937134094 >>937134158 >>937134323 >>937134329
have you guys ever had a toasted tomato and cheese sandwich
Anonymous No.937134158 >>937134284 >>937135766
>>937134094
stfu
Anonymous No.937134284
>>937134158
why are you so rude
Anonymous No.937134293 >>937134373
>>937133380
>>937133394
amazing pits and tummy
Anonymous No.937134323 >>937134440
>>937134094
In a thread where at least one if not two anons are being openly copied, it is somehow the most brocky thing possible to pop in and make a post easily mistaken as a third copy
>It's ok, but it doesn't hit as hard as a grilled cheese dipped in tomato soup
Anonymous No.937134329 >>937134440
>>937134094
Yes, with light mayo and a sprinkle of oregano
Anonymous No.937134373 >>937134441 >>937134468
>>937134293
First one she's 17 and the second one is AI slop
Anonymous No.937134440 >>937134529 >>937135256
>>937134323
who am I copying tho

>>937134329
never tried with oregano, sounds like a good add
Anonymous No.937134441
>>937134373
You're off your Herman Miller rocker
Anonymous No.937134468 >>937134513
>>937134373
the spiderman premier pic hasn't been posted yet or i would have bingo
Anonymous No.937134513
>>937134468
a classic
Anonymous No.937134529 >>937134592 >>937134592
>>937134440
Maybe you just copied yourself really well. How would we ever know?
Anonymous No.937134538 >>937135766
>>937131942 (OP)
I want to fuck her and coom on her tits.
Anonymous No.937134545
Anonymous No.937134592 >>937135023 >>937135294
>>937134529
>>937134529
its too early to think about that
Anonymous No.937134908 >>937135023 >>937135255
Billie can heem me with her tits
Anonymous No.937135023 >>937135849
>>937134592
Then i guess we'll have to think about other things
>>937134908
understandable
Anonymous No.937135069 >>937135130
Spine's destroyed.
Anonymous No.937135130
>>937135069
I've loved her forever
Anonymous No.937135255
>>937134908
I could pop one of these and fuck her sweaty boobs while my palms hold her sticky pits.
Anonymous No.937135256 >>937135849
>>937134440
A tomato with salt, oregano and olive oil is a great snack on its own
Anonymous No.937135294
>>937134592
kill yourself
Anonymous No.937135367
brocky sucks hard cock better than any woman ever could cheers
Anonymous No.937135433 >>937135766
Anonymous No.937135541
I only copy myself
Anonymous No.937135542
Who has the picture of Millie Bobby Brown's pussy over the shorts? I need to cum
Anonymous No.937135565 >>937135766
afternoon
Anonymous No.937135579 >>937135629 >>937136053
Anonymous No.937135629 >>937135752
>>937135579
She knows she can hire a model for that lingerie right?
Anonymous No.937135752
>>937135629
I'm very ok with her cost savings
Anonymous No.937135766 >>937135947
>>937135565
>>937135433
>>937134538
>>937134158
>>937133969
Not celebs
>>937133394
Stop posting children, pedo
Anonymous No.937135849 >>937135962
>>937135023
o.o

>>937135256
love just a raw tomato
Anonymous No.937135944 >>937136050 >>937136396
the ol brockster loves a tomato slice with salt and pepper
Anonymous No.937135947 >>937138230
>>937133394
AI
>>937135766
its not a child or even a person, it's AI
Anonymous No.937135962 >>937136396
>>937135849
Oh don't post her looking at me like that. It's too early anyway. I was thinking of blue cheese crumbles in a grilled cheese. Adds a bit of a kick
Anonymous No.937136050 >>937136396
>>937135944
i gotta try that sometime
for me its the Teriyaki chicken sandwich with shredded lettuce and mayo
Anonymous No.937136053 >>937136221
>>937135579
anon please I just got here have mercy
Anonymous No.937136221 >>937136310
>>937136053
Mercy is for the week and overwatch healers who can't aim
Anonymous No.937136299
apple pie
Anonymous No.937136310
>>937136221
>the week
dumbass
Anonymous No.937136322
oh and coffee ofc
Anonymous No.937136396 >>937136491
>>937135944
i fkin do, i really do.

>>937136050
sounds delicious

>>937135962
yummy, enjoy :> not a huge fan of blue cheese myself, but i do like really sharp cheese.
Anonymous No.937136491
>>937136396
Blue cheese is definitely an acquired taste. I should help you acquire it. Alternatively, more to myself as you enjoy some sharp cheddar
Anonymous No.937137189 >>937137942
Anonymous No.937137689 >>937137758
women r so beautifu
Anonymous No.937137758 >>937137797
>>937137689
no U
Anonymous No.937137797 >>937137842 >>937137942
>>937137758
no U
Anonymous No.937137842 >>937137942
>>937137797
NO... U
Anonymous No.937137942 >>937138037
>>937137797
>>937137842
Would you both compromise on neither?
>>937137189
Mortal enemy of the itty bitty titty committee
Anonymous No.937138037 >>937138220
>>937137942
I ain't compromising nothin!
NO HIM

Look at the skin on Syd.
You could made an excellent quality coat from it.
Anonymous No.937138096
I-I know... I-I know I-I-I s-shouldn't h-h-have her...
Anonymous No.937138134 >>937138220
>>937133545
Who is this boy?
Anonymous No.937138170 >>937138220
Nick Rekieta said i could cum on your grave
Anonymous No.937138220
>>937138134
Rather unconvincing AI
>>937138037
>I tried
Fine it's him. And no Syd coats. In Soviet Russia, we coat Syd
>>937138170
Isn't he in prison?
Anonymous No.937138230
>>937135947
Pedo
Anonymous No.937138327 >>937138439
protect our itty bitty queens
Anonymous No.937138360 >>937138439 >>937138504 >>937138583
My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...
Anonymous No.937138439 >>937138494
>>937138327
They can be coated too if needed. Equality for all
>>937138360
Bless your tenacious heart
Anonymous No.937138494 >>937138519 >>937138568
>>937138439
to each titty according to their needs
Anonymous No.937138504 >>937138568
>>937138360
i would eat her booty out
Anonymous No.937138519 >>937138722
>>937138494
Make me cum
Anonymous No.937138568 >>937138722
>>937138494
And from each according to their abilities...so maybe Syd can handle titjobs and Anya can excel elsewhere
>>937138504
based
Anonymous No.937138583
>>937138360
faggot
Anonymous No.937138722 >>937138825 >>937138922
>>937138519
>>937138568
i'm sure anya has many talents
Anonymous No.937138732 >>937138825
Anonymous No.937138825 >>937138856 >>937139104
>>937138722
You must have some starting ideas
>>937138732
Decidedly different then your recent posting craze. Closer to home
Anonymous No.937138833 >>937138957
boobs
Anonymous No.937138856 >>937138957
>>937138825
start from opposite ends and meet int he middle?
Anonymous No.937138922 >>937139278
>>937138722
Please more Anya
Anonymous No.937138957 >>937139278
>>937138833
cute little ones
>>937138856
sounds reasonable. you have a preference
Anonymous No.937139072 >>937139123
DOG SHIT THREAD
Anonymous No.937139094 >>937139152
E-Every time w-w-we g-g-go b-b-biking a-a-a f-f-few g-g-good s-s-sirs s-s-stop u-us t-t-to a-a-admire V-Vic...I-I know I-I-I s-shouldn't h-h-have her...
Anonymous No.937139104 >>937139123
>>937138825
I don't have too many folders left but gotta keep a little variety in here
Anonymous No.937139123 >>937139155
>>937139072
Why? Both Syd and Kylie have at least things in common
>>937139104
A noble cause for an ignoble thread. And she's cute, if not quite what was hoped for
Anonymous No.937139148 >>937139166 >>937139223
The princess Belle Delphine tip toed over
to the next door neighbors again last nights
and went crazy on the witch's garden with
a rake and a shovel!
Anonymous No.937139152
>>937139094
faggot
Anonymous No.937139155 >>937139211
>>937139123
and what were you hoping for anon?
Anonymous No.937139166 >>937139379
>>937139148
Not a celeb, fuck off to a socials thread newfag
Anonymous No.937139189 >>937139211
Anonymous No.937139211 >>937139257 >>937139338 >>937139619
>>937139155
Better boobs, tbh. But that's just greedy, the rest of her is very nice
>>937139189
Based
Anonymous No.937139217 >>937139298 >>937139525
Thinkin of buying an adult kick scooter.
Never tried one before.

I wanna be able to get around faster than walking but less impact than running (cause my back hurts) plus it takes up less room than a bicycle and I can carry it with me in stores.

It seems like a good idea on paper... cept I'd look like a massive goof using it.

Positives
[+] Faster than walking.
[+] Less impact on my back than running.
[+] Takes up less space than a bicycle.
[+] I can bring it with me into shoppes (no risk of it getting stolen).

Negatives
[-] I'm gonna look like a stooge using it.

IDK it seems like it'd be worth it.
Anonymous No.937139223 >>937139525
>>937139148
witches thats are wicked do nots deserve
to harbor garden plants to any fruitions!

and thats the bubble gum truth!
Anonymous No.937139257 >>937139345
>>937139211
Anonymous No.937139278 >>937139345
>>937138922
>>937138957
i'll start at the bottom :)
Anonymous No.937139298 >>937139460 >>937139525
>>937139217
>anon lookin like a stooge
Anonymous No.937139338 >>937139467
>>937139211
there's something endearing about her flat titties
Anonymous No.937139345
>>937139278
Damn, i was hoping her face would draw you in, leaving that cute booty to me. But fair is fair. Enjoy your meal
>>937139257
Two huge gallon size scoops of vanilla ice cream
Anonymous No.937139379
>>937139166
mmm socialism
Anonymous No.937139436 >>937139467 >>937139490
Big tits make me cum
Anonymous No.937139460
>>937139298
Laff it up tuff guy, laff it up.

TBH I'm getting to the age where I really DGAF what people think of me anymore.
Anonymous No.937139467
>>937139338
She'd look silly with Syd's tits. But a happy middle, i wouldn't complain
>>937139436
And hers meet that requirement
Anonymous No.937139490 >>937139648
>>937139436
A solid choice. I am partial to beautiful faces
Anonymous No.937139525
>>937139298
>>937139223
>>937139217
Not celebs
Anonymous No.937139548 >>937139664
Anonymous No.937139619 >>937139787
>>937139211
I can post some bigger tatas if that is the will of the council
Anonymous No.937139648 >>937139787 >>937139882
>>937139490
A nice face is good to cum to as well
Anonymous No.937139664
>>937139548
Not a celeb
Anonymous No.937139787
>>937139619
All I've ever demanded is anons post what they enjoy. Preferably what they enjoy "enjoying". In most cases anyway
>>937139648
You have good ideas
Anonymous No.937139819 >>937140833
Anonymous No.937139882 >>937140258
>>937139648
Some (me) would even say it is the single best feature to cum to, by far
Anonymous No.937139934 >>937140607
>roleplaying with an ugly pedophile
Gross lol
Anonymous No.937140230
I think I found the scooter I wanna get.
I can go pick it up right now and be rolling on it in a couple hours :3

Mite just do that.
Anonymous No.937140258 >>937140314 >>937140348 >>937140592
>>937139882
Who's some of the most cummable faces?
Anonymous No.937140314
>>937140258
Improve your English.
Anonymous No.937140325 >>937140337 >>937140466 >>937140482
>just keep rollin rollin rollin (what?)
Anonymous No.937140337 >>937140378 >>937140419
>>937140325
Hell of a pair of pants
Anonymous No.937140348 >>937140526
>>937140258
Anonymous No.937140378 >>937140430 >>937140466
>>937140337
hell of a pair of, uhh..
Anonymous No.937140419 >>937140513
>>937140337
wooof megaknockers
Anonymous No.937140430 >>937140458
>>937140378
Go on.
Anonymous No.937140458 >>937140513 >>937141169
>>937140430
i think i've been hypnotized
Anonymous No.937140466
>>937140378
>>937140325
Not celebs
Anonymous No.937140482
>>937140325
Roll up in your very own Herman Miller... they're GIVING them away!
Anonymous No.937140513 >>937140539
>>937140419
Very much so
>>937140458
Is that so?
Anonymous No.937140526 >>937140560
>>937140348
Very good choice
Anonymous No.937140539 >>937140662 >>937141169
>>937140513
shit she's a mind reader
Anonymous No.937140560 >>937140606
>>937140526
enticing
Anonymous No.937140584
Anonymous No.937140592
>>937140258
I do not mean to stir up things
Anonymous No.937140606 >>937140692
>>937140560
Her legs are also rather nice
Anonymous No.937140607 >>937140881
>>937139934
they don't know he's thinking about imaginary little boy semen
Anonymous No.937140614 >>937140687
Does anyone know good and real celeb gossip?
Anonymous No.937140662 >>937140725 >>937140833
>>937140539
It's a gift. Keeps you staring
Anonymous No.937140687
>>937140614
cara is a unicorn
Anonymous No.937140692 >>937141150
>>937140606
damn right
Anonymous No.937140725 >>937140803 >>937141169
>>937140662
i'll stare all day. that expression is crazy
Anonymous No.937140803 >>937140917
>>937140725
just stare?
Anonymous No.937140833 >>937140894
>>937139819
>>937140662
Jeeeesus
Anonymous No.937140873
I have not seen a single attractive woman in the 6 first episodes of house of the dragon. This is actually impressive
Anonymous No.937140881
>>937140607
Gross lol
Anonymous No.937140894 >>937140991
>>937140833
Anonymous No.937140917 >>937141043 >>937141169
>>937140803
if she'll let me anyway
Anonymous No.937140938 >>937141169
Hello Thread
Anonymous No.937140966 >>937141043
Anonymous No.937140991
>>937140894
She is something else…
Anonymous No.937141016 >>937141169
Anonymous No.937141043
>>937140917
you should probably be doing more, don't you think?
>>937140966
hot
Anonymous No.937141104
Anonymous No.937141150
>>937140692
Ooh yeah very cummable
Anonymous No.937141157
Anonymous No.937141169
>>937140539
>>937140458
>>937140725
>>937140917
>>937140938
>>937141016
Fuck off
Anonymous No.937141183 >>937141231
Anonymous No.937141214
Anonymous No.937141231 >>937141346
>>937141183
Anonymous No.937141240 >>937143913
Anonymous No.937141262
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Anonymous No.937141292
Anonymous No.937141333 >>937141527
Anonymous No.937141346 >>937141408
>>937141231
Anonymous No.937141406 >>937141635
Anonymous No.937141407 >>937141431
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Anonymous No.937141408
>>937141346
Easy to imagine her saying that irl too
Anonymous No.937141421 >>937141488
Anonymous No.937141431 >>937141495
>>937141407
Anonymous No.937141488
>>937141421
would die happy
Anonymous No.937141495 >>937141555
>>937141431
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUCK YES WHO IS HE
Anonymous No.937141527
>>937141333
Her and Christina Ricci created a generation of men who will not rest until they get their goth gf
Anonymous No.937141555
>>937141495
Today's blowjob for Putin
Anonymous No.937141635 >>937141746
>>937141406
wow she's literally me
Anonymous No.937141717 >>937141759
Toronto, Ontario, the Center of the Universe. Just ask someone from there.
Anonymous No.937141746 >>937141828
>>937141635
You just know she jilled off to them later
Anonymous No.937141759 >>937141794
>>937141717
I'm there right now and I hate it here.
Point disproven lol
Anonymous No.937141794 >>937141860 >>937141869 >>937141989
>>937141759
You grew up in Flin Flon. Fucking Calcuta is an improvement.
Anonymous No.937141828 >>937142924
>>937141746
I actually don't know that and I resent the assertion that I do
Anonymous No.937141855
Anonymous No.937141860 >>937142000
>>937141794
Your mother got fisted in Flin Flon?
Anonymous No.937141869 >>937141912 >>937141925
>>937141794
reminds me of flim-flam from scooby-doo
remember him?
Anonymous No.937141912
>>937141869
jacob's favorite scooby-doo character
Anonymous No.937141925
>>937141869
Flim Flam > Flintabbatey Flonatin
Anonymous No.937141989 >>937142053 >>937142060
>>937141794
Oh yeah you're right I remember now.
That's where I penetrated that geriatric mother of yours with my fist.
Anonymous No.937142000
>>937141860
She squirted so hard 3 shota drowned
Anonymous No.937142053
>>937141989
Anonymous No.937142060 >>937142131
>>937141989
MMM. Surprised you're not burning this thread down. You're good at burning things to the ground.
Anonymous No.937142099 >>937142131
you know, they had a fire in Flin Flon. a bad one.
Anonymous No.937142131 >>937142160
>>937142060
>>937142099
You're done. You're out. The fight is over. KO.
Anonymous No.937142160 >>937142321
>>937142131
You just tagged two people.
Anonymous No.937142321 >>937142335
>>937142160
Have some DIGNITY
Anonymous No.937142335
>>937142321
Anonymous No.937142381
ΚΈα΅’α΅˜ α΅‰α΅ˆαΆ¦α΅—α΅‰α΅ˆ ᡗʰᡃᡗ. αΆ¦nΛ’α΅–α΅‰αΆœα΅— ᡉˑᡉᡐᡉnα΅—. ΚΈα΅ƒα΅ˆα΅ƒ ΚΈα΅ƒα΅ˆα΅ƒ
Anonymous No.937142424 >>937142491
MY COCK

MY BALLS

MY RULES

THE NU/CEL/ MMMMOTTA
Anonymous No.937142491
>>937142424
Your mom has the Skank-o-Meter turned up to 11 tonight.
Anonymous No.937142540 >>937142756 >>937142780 >>937144299
Beadys mother is an absolute Saint. One of the nicest people you could wish to meet. All her colleagues at work have nothing but nice things to say about her.
Anonymous No.937142573
beady burnt that mf to the ground XD
Anonymous No.937142756 >>937142780 >>937142814
>>937142540
she got one eye on the camera and the other on her bank account
Anonymous No.937142780
>>937142540
>>937142756
This fossil needs to go.
Anonymous No.937142814
>>937142756
That's a picture of Congresswoman Virginia Foxx who should have retired years ago.
Anonymous No.937142881
why did Beady do it y'all?
Anonymous No.937142924
>>937141828
Fine. You wish that?
Anonymous No.937142925
Various people walk and talk and stuff.
Anonymous No.937142947
Anonymous No.937142977 >>937143019
Anonymous No.937143015
this is gonna be horrible
Anonymous No.937143019 >>937143043
>>937142977
fooking hell
Anonymous No.937143043 >>937143092 >>937143276
>>937143019
Yup.
Anonymous No.937143092
>>937143043
made for sex
Anonymous No.937143135 >>937143205
"Ladies and gentlemen… live from the basement of a condemned arena next to a shuttered Quiznos…
This is the moment you've barely been waiting for.
In the blue corner: fused to his chair, oozing arrogance and several unknown fluids… J-TARD.

And in the red corner: long-necked, knife-loving, barely coherent… it's BEADY!"

>The bell rings. J-Tard comes spinning forward, his chair squealing like a trapped animal. He's making racecar noises. The crowd winces.

>Beady twitches in the right direction.
He's muttering to his dead mouse again. Something about β€œthe prophecy.”

>J-Tard's reaching for his β€œlucky” butt plug. The ref recoils. The audience screams. Two people faint in the front row.

β€œFolks, I’ve been watchin’ fights since the Great Depression, and I ain’t never seen someone leak mid-jab. That chair’s oozin’ oil β€” or old mayonnaise. I can’t tell.”

>Beady pulls out his trademark weapon: the Face Peelerβ„’.
>But wait β€” he’s just... talking to it.

>J-Tard throws a punch, misses, and immediately gaslights himself into believing it landed.

β€œI WON! I DOMINATED! BEADY IS TRIGGERED! I AM BASED! TOODLES SNOODLES!"

>He spins himself in circles and crashes against the ropes.

>Beady, without breaking eye contact with the ceiling, calmly walks over…
>And slaps J-Tard once β€” open-handed.
>A silence falls as Beady whispers something to J-Tard...

"Oh yeah you're right I remember now.
That's where I penetrated that geriatric mother of yours with my fist."

>J-Tard topples, chair and all, withered legs flailing helplessly.
>His wig flies off like a bird escaping captivity.
>The crowd erupts β€” partly in celebration, mostly in relief.

β€œBy technical collapse, in the first round… your winner:
BEEEEEEEADYYYYYY!!”
Anonymous No.937143205
>>937143135
THROAT TICKLE OF DEATH
Anonymous No.937143276
>>937143043
UGLY
Anonymous No.937143298 >>937143370
Anonymous No.937143370
>>937143298
Ugh.
Anonymous No.937143420 >>937143650
Anonymous No.937143650 >>937143714
>>937143420
It is time.
Anonymous No.937143665
It’s worked, Brain, it’s worked!
Anonymous No.937143673 >>937143711 >>937143714
choli is sound asleep rn, we try not to distrub him while hes sleeping, thank you.
Anonymous No.937143706
disturb**
Anonymous No.937143711 >>937143805
>>937143673
his sleep schedule makes no sense.
Anonymous No.937143714 >>937143805
>>937143650
For?
>>937143673
Bless his brittle boned heart
Anonymous No.937143805 >>937143892 >>937143929
>>937143711
hes nocturnal, goes to sleep at 6-7am everyday and wakes up at 3-4pm kek

>>937143714
:D
Anonymous No.937143892 >>937144035
>>937143805
Good thing milk will help him. What's your cure?
Anonymous No.937143904 >>937143950 >>937143973
Is anyone actually interested in posting any good celebs?
Anonymous No.937143913
>>937141240
Mami Jenna gets me so horny
Anonymous No.937143929 >>937144035
>>937143805
Anonymous No.937143950
>>937143904
Well, god forbid we miss guys yelling at each other.
Anonymous No.937143973
>>937143904
make a new thread.
Anonymous No.937144035
>>937143892
sydney sweeney is a p good cure :3

>>937143929
LMAO
Anonymous No.937144044 >>937144098
Everyone KNOWS the real center of the universe is Hamilton, soon to be home of the Bridgeport Fishsticks and hometown of Kathleen Robertson
Anonymous No.937144098
>>937144044
hamilton is literal hell
Anonymous No.937144106
>>937144102
>>937144102
>>937144102
Anonymous No.937144299
>>937142540
You're welcome.
Anonymous No.937146075
>>937131942 (OP)
wew
Anonymous No.937148570
cream
Anonymous No.937149443
jizzz
Anonymous No.937152433
jizzzz