>>937131993
And here's the last post I (Jacob) made.
>>937126065
Note how I'm calling myself Jacob and not J-Tard. Golly gosh that's going to annoy you.
Take a hint eurotrash faggot and come back when it's past your bed time over there. I'm going back to the Shota thread to see if anyone wants phimosis tributes.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:09:10 PM
No.937132073
>>937132032
Stfu and post more buzz cut kstew
>>937131993
>>937132032
Why do you wind him up like this? It only makes him sperg out and post paranoid schizo cringe and random links and shit about anons getting banned that makes no fucking sense to anyone
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:12:30 PM
No.937132145
>>937132032
Just click hide and ignore them instead of whatever this is
>>937131993
>>937132032
>>937132059
>>937132112
Your autism is really acting up today huh?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:19:34 PM
No.937132336
>>937133160
>>937133405
>>937132238
Oh and by the way...
>>937132059
The next loathsome uncouth cunt who calls me by that name will regret it, and that's a promise.
>>937131993 (You) #
>>937132032 (You) #
>>937132059 (You) #
>>937132112 (You) #
Toodles fucksticks,
x
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:20:59 PM
No.937132373
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:25:45 PM
No.937132495
>>937132238 (You) #
>>937132238 (You) #
>>937132238 (You) #
Die in a fucking vat of boiling acid you vile cunt
Toodles Snoodles,
x
P.s. My dick smells
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:52:08 PM
No.937133160
>>937133229
>>937132238
>>937132336
You're extra crazy today. Your colostomy bag really did burst?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:55:41 PM
No.937133273
>>937133383
>>937133229
Don't encourage the autistic pedophile cunt or I'll end your life
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:59:41 PM
No.937133383
>>937133273
Sorry. Stop posting that heroin addicted man please
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:00:26 PM
No.937133405
>>937133545
>>937132032
>>937132336
J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:00:38 PM
No.937133409
A mage and a warrior fought. Who wins?
>the rogue
>>937133405
You're a dead man, you inept little CUNT.
I'll end you like I did that homeless cretin Beady.
Toodles faggot.
This isn't over.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:07:52 PM
No.937133578
>>937133545
J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:10:11 PM
No.937133643
>>937133762
>>937133545
Adding stubble was a bit too much on the nose when the jaw edits would have sufficed to both prove your point using AI slop and confirm that whatever you are, you aren't him
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:11:57 PM
No.937133693
>>937133969
>>937133545
why are you roleplaying as jacob
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:21:04 PM
No.937133969
>>937135766
>>937133693
>>937133762
J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:21:10 PM
No.937133974
>>937133762
then go on oldfag. What was it like back then?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:24:00 PM
No.937134052
Troy is being, um, dare I say it, um, dangerously based?
have you guys ever had a toasted tomato and cheese sandwich
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:32:01 PM
No.937134323
>>937134440
>>937134094
In a thread where at least one if not two anons are being openly copied, it is somehow the most brocky thing possible to pop in and make a post easily mistaken as a third copy
>It's ok, but it doesn't hit as hard as a grilled cheese dipped in tomato soup
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:32:15 PM
No.937134329
>>937134440
>>937134094
Yes, with light mayo and a sprinkle of oregano
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:33:31 PM
No.937134373
>>937134441
>>937134468
>>937134293
First one she's 17 and the second one is AI slop
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:35:34 PM
No.937134440
>>937134529
>>937135256
>>937134323
who am I copying tho
>>937134329
never tried with oregano, sounds like a good add
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:35:38 PM
No.937134441
>>937134373
You're off your Herman Miller rocker
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:36:17 PM
No.937134468
>>937134513
>>937134373
the spiderman premier pic hasn't been posted yet or i would have bingo
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:38:13 PM
No.937134529
>>937134592
>>937134592
>>937134440
Maybe you just copied yourself really well. How would we ever know?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:38:29 PM
No.937134538
>>937135766
>>937131942 (OP)
I want to fuck her and coom on her tits.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:40:02 PM
No.937134592
>>937135023
>>937135294
>>937134529
>>937134529
its too early to think about that
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:47:21 PM
No.937134908
>>937135023
>>937135255
Billie can heem me with her tits
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:51:01 PM
No.937135023
>>937135849
>>937134592
Then i guess we'll have to think about other things
>>937134908
understandable
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:57:56 PM
No.937135255
>>937134908
I could pop one of these and fuck her sweaty boobs while my palms hold her sticky pits.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:57:56 PM
No.937135256
>>937135849
>>937134440
A tomato with salt, oregano and olive oil is a great snack on its own
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:02:24 PM
No.937135367
brocky sucks hard cock better than any woman ever could cheers
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:08:08 PM
No.937135542
Who has the picture of Millie Bobby Brown's pussy over the shorts? I need to cum
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:10:35 PM
No.937135629
>>937135752
>>937135579
She knows she can hire a model for that lingerie right?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:14:18 PM
No.937135752
>>937135629
I'm very ok with her cost savings
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:14:39 PM
No.937135766
>>937135947
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:19:29 PM
No.937135944
>>937136050
>>937136396
the ol brockster loves a tomato slice with salt and pepper
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:19:30 PM
No.937135947
>>937138230
>>937133394
AI
>>937135766
its not a child or even a person, it's AI
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:19:46 PM
No.937135962
>>937136396
>>937135849
Oh don't post her looking at me like that. It's too early anyway. I was thinking of blue cheese crumbles in a grilled cheese. Adds a bit of a kick
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:22:03 PM
No.937136050
>>937136396
>>937135944
i gotta try that sometime
for me its the Teriyaki chicken sandwich with shredded lettuce and mayo
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:22:08 PM
No.937136053
>>937136221
>>937135579
anon please I just got here have mercy
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:26:30 PM
No.937136221
>>937136310
>>937136053
Mercy is for the week and overwatch healers who can't aim
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:31:45 PM
No.937136396
>>937136491
>>937135944
i fkin do, i really do.
>>937136050
sounds delicious
>>937135962
yummy, enjoy :> not a huge fan of blue cheese myself, but i do like really sharp cheese.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:34:26 PM
No.937136491
>>937136396
Blue cheese is definitely an acquired taste. I should help you acquire it. Alternatively, more to myself as you enjoy some sharp cheddar
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:16:55 PM
No.937137942
>>937138037
>>937137797
>>937137842
Would you both compromise on neither?
>>937137189
Mortal enemy of the itty bitty titty committee
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:19:50 PM
No.937138037
>>937138220
>>937137942
I ain't compromising nothin!
NO HIM
Look at the skin on Syd.
You could made an excellent quality coat from it.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:21:54 PM
No.937138096
I-I know... I-I know I-I-I s-shouldn't h-h-have her...
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:24:05 PM
No.937138170
>>937138220
Nick Rekieta said i could cum on your grave
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:26:07 PM
No.937138220
>>937138134
Rather unconvincing AI
>>937138037
>I tried
Fine it's him. And no Syd coats. In Soviet Russia, we coat Syd
>>937138170
Isn't he in prison?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:30:08 PM
No.937138327
>>937138439
protect our itty bitty queens
My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:34:06 PM
No.937138439
>>937138494
>>937138327
They can be coated too if needed. Equality for all
>>937138360
Bless your tenacious heart
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:36:16 PM
No.937138494
>>937138519
>>937138568
>>937138439
to each titty according to their needs
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:36:47 PM
No.937138504
>>937138568
>>937138360
i would eat her booty out
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:39:07 PM
No.937138568
>>937138722
>>937138494
And from each according to their abilities...so maybe Syd can handle titjobs and Anya can excel elsewhere
>>937138504
based
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:43:39 PM
No.937138722
>>937138825
>>937138922
>>937138519
>>937138568
i'm sure anya has many talents
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:46:27 PM
No.937138825
>>937138856
>>937139104
>>937138722
You must have some starting ideas
>>937138732
Decidedly different then your recent posting craze. Closer to home
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:47:23 PM
No.937138856
>>937138957
>>937138825
start from opposite ends and meet int he middle?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:50:02 PM
No.937138957
>>937139278
>>937138833
cute little ones
>>937138856
sounds reasonable. you have a preference
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:54:03 PM
No.937139094
>>937139152
E-Every time w-w-we g-g-go b-b-biking a-a-a f-f-few g-g-good s-s-sirs s-s-stop u-us t-t-to a-a-admire V-Vic...I-I know I-I-I s-shouldn't h-h-have her...
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:54:20 PM
No.937139104
>>937139123
>>937138825
I don't have too many folders left but gotta keep a little variety in here
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:55:11 PM
No.937139123
>>937139155
>>937139072
Why? Both Syd and Kylie have at least things in common
>>937139104
A noble cause for an ignoble thread. And she's cute, if not quite what was hoped for
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:55:54 PM
No.937139148
>>937139166
>>937139223
The princess Belle Delphine tip toed over
to the next door neighbors again last nights
and went crazy on the witch's garden with
a rake and a shovel!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:56:10 PM
No.937139155
>>937139211
>>937139123
and what were you hoping for anon?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:56:38 PM
No.937139166
>>937139379
>>937139148
Not a celeb, fuck off to a socials thread newfag
>>937139155
Better boobs, tbh. But that's just greedy, the rest of her is very nice
>>937139189
Based
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:58:06 PM
No.937139217
>>937139298
>>937139525
Thinkin of buying an adult kick scooter.
Never tried one before.
I wanna be able to get around faster than walking but less impact than running (cause my back hurts) plus it takes up less room than a bicycle and I can carry it with me in stores.
It seems like a good idea on paper... cept I'd look like a massive goof using it.
Positives
[+] Faster than walking.
[+] Less impact on my back than running.
[+] Takes up less space than a bicycle.
[+] I can bring it with me into shoppes (no risk of it getting stolen).
Negatives
[-] I'm gonna look like a stooge using it.
IDK it seems like it'd be worth it.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:58:19 PM
No.937139223
>>937139525
>>937139148
witches thats are wicked do nots deserve
to harbor garden plants to any fruitions!
and thats the bubble gum truth!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:00:01 PM
No.937139278
>>937139345
>>937138922
>>937138957
i'll start at the bottom :)
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:01:54 PM
No.937139338
>>937139467
>>937139211
there's something endearing about her flat titties
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:02:07 PM
No.937139345
>>937139278
Damn, i was hoping her face would draw you in, leaving that cute booty to me. But fair is fair. Enjoy your meal
>>937139257
Two huge gallon size scoops of vanilla ice cream
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:05:18 PM
No.937139460
>>937139298
Laff it up tuff guy, laff it up.
TBH I'm getting to the age where I really DGAF what people think of me anymore.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:05:26 PM
No.937139467
>>937139338
She'd look silly with Syd's tits. But a happy middle, i wouldn't complain
>>937139436
And hers meet that requirement
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:06:06 PM
No.937139490
>>937139648
>>937139436
A solid choice. I am partial to beautiful faces
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:09:32 PM
No.937139619
>>937139787
>>937139211
I can post some bigger tatas if that is the will of the council
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:10:28 PM
No.937139648
>>937139787
>>937139882
>>937139490
A nice face is good to cum to as well
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:14:29 PM
No.937139787
>>937139619
All I've ever demanded is anons post what they enjoy. Preferably what they enjoy "enjoying". In most cases anyway
>>937139648
You have good ideas
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:17:05 PM
No.937139882
>>937140258
>>937139648
Some (me) would even say it is the single best feature to cum to, by far
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:18:24 PM
No.937139934
>>937140607
>roleplaying with an ugly pedophile
Gross lol
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:26:31 PM
No.937140230
I think I found the scooter I wanna get.
I can go pick it up right now and be rolling on it in a couple hours :3
Mite just do that.
>>937139882
Who's some of the most cummable faces?
>just keep rollin rollin rollin (what?)
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:32:35 PM
No.937140458
>>937140513
>>937141169
>>937140430
i think i've been hypnotized
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:33:19 PM
No.937140482
>>937140325
Roll up in your very own Herman Miller... they're GIVING them away!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:36:20 PM
No.937140592
>>937140258
I do not mean to stir up things
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:36:48 PM
No.937140606
>>937140692
>>937140560
Her legs are also rather nice
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:36:50 PM
No.937140607
>>937140881
>>937139934
they don't know he's thinking about imaginary little boy semen
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:37:01 PM
No.937140614
>>937140687
Does anyone know good and real celeb gossip?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:37:56 PM
No.937140662
>>937140725
>>937140833
>>937140539
It's a gift. Keeps you staring
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:39:20 PM
No.937140725
>>937140803
>>937141169
>>937140662
i'll stare all day. that expression is crazy
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:43:13 PM
No.937140873
I have not seen a single attractive woman in the 6 first episodes of house of the dragon. This is actually impressive
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:47:23 PM
No.937141043
>>937140917
you should probably be doing more, don't you think?
>>937140966
hot
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:56:45 PM
No.937141408
>>937141346
Easy to imagine her saying that irl too
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:59:06 PM
No.937141495
>>937141555
>>937141431
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUCK YES WHO IS HE
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:00:02 PM
No.937141527
>>937141333
Her and Christina Ricci created a generation of men who will not rest until they get their goth gf
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:00:48 PM
No.937141555
>>937141495
Today's blowjob for Putin
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:05:11 PM
No.937141717
>>937141759
Toronto, Ontario, the Center of the Universe. Just ask someone from there.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:06:03 PM
No.937141746
>>937141828
>>937141635
You just know she jilled off to them later
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:06:21 PM
No.937141759
>>937141794
>>937141717
I'm there right now and I hate it here.
Point disproven lol
>>937141759
You grew up in Flin Flon. Fucking Calcuta is an improvement.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:07:57 PM
No.937141828
>>937142924
>>937141746
I actually don't know that and I resent the assertion that I do
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:08:48 PM
No.937141860
>>937142000
>>937141794
Your mother got fisted in Flin Flon?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:09:00 PM
No.937141869
>>937141912
>>937141925
>>937141794
reminds me of flim-flam from scooby-doo
remember him?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:09:53 PM
No.937141912
>>937141869
jacob's favorite scooby-doo character
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:10:11 PM
No.937141925
>>937141869
Flim Flam > Flintabbatey Flonatin
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:11:47 PM
No.937141989
>>937142053
>>937142060
>>937141794
Oh yeah you're right I remember now.
That's where I penetrated that geriatric mother of yours with my fist.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:12:05 PM
No.937142000
>>937141860
She squirted so hard 3 shota drowned
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:13:37 PM
No.937142060
>>937142131
>>937141989
MMM. Surprised you're not burning this thread down. You're good at burning things to the ground.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:14:25 PM
No.937142099
>>937142131
you know, they had a fire in Flin Flon. a bad one.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:15:10 PM
No.937142131
>>937142160
>>937142060
>>937142099
You're done. You're out. The fight is over. KO.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:15:46 PM
No.937142160
>>937142321
>>937142131
You just tagged two people.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:20:47 PM
No.937142381
ΚΈα΅α΅ α΅α΅αΆ¦α΅α΅α΅ α΅Κ°α΅α΅. αΆ¦nΛ’α΅α΅αΆα΅ α΅Λ‘α΅α΅α΅nα΅. ΚΈα΅α΅α΅ ΚΈα΅α΅α΅
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:21:58 PM
No.937142424
>>937142491
MY COCK
MY BALLS
MY RULES
THE NU/CEL/ MMMMOTTA
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:23:50 PM
No.937142491
>>937142424
Your mom has the Skank-o-Meter turned up to 11 tonight.
Beadys mother is an absolute Saint. One of the nicest people you could wish to meet. All her colleagues at work have nothing but nice things to say about her.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:25:35 PM
No.937142573
beady burnt that mf to the ground XD
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:29:20 PM
No.937142756
>>937142780
>>937142814
>>937142540
she got one eye on the camera and the other on her bank account
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:30:40 PM
No.937142814
>>937142756
That's a picture of Congresswoman Virginia Foxx who should have retired years ago.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:32:23 PM
No.937142881
why did Beady do it y'all?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:33:22 PM
No.937142925
Various people walk and talk and stuff.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:35:20 PM
No.937143015
this is gonna be horrible
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:38:24 PM
No.937143135
>>937143205
"Ladies and gentlemenβ¦ live from the basement of a condemned arena next to a shuttered Quiznosβ¦
This is the moment you've barely been waiting for.
In the blue corner: fused to his chair, oozing arrogance and several unknown fluids⦠J-TARD.
And in the red corner: long-necked, knife-loving, barely coherent⦠it's BEADY!"
>The bell rings. J-Tard comes spinning forward, his chair squealing like a trapped animal. He's making racecar noises. The crowd winces.
>Beady twitches in the right direction.
He's muttering to his dead mouse again. Something about βthe prophecy.β
>J-Tard's reaching for his βluckyβ butt plug. The ref recoils. The audience screams. Two people faint in the front row.
βFolks, Iβve been watchinβ fights since the Great Depression, and I ainβt never seen someone leak mid-jab. That chairβs oozinβ oil β or old mayonnaise. I canβt tell.β
>Beady pulls out his trademark weapon: the Face Peelerβ’.
>But wait β heβs just... talking to it.
>J-Tard throws a punch, misses, and immediately gaslights himself into believing it landed.
βI WON! I DOMINATED! BEADY IS TRIGGERED! I AM BASED! TOODLES SNOODLES!"
>He spins himself in circles and crashes against the ropes.
>Beady, without breaking eye contact with the ceiling, calmly walks overβ¦
>And slaps J-Tard once β open-handed.
>A silence falls as Beady whispers something to J-Tard...
"Oh yeah you're right I remember now.
That's where I penetrated that geriatric mother of yours with my fist."
>J-Tard topples, chair and all, withered legs flailing helplessly.
>His wig flies off like a bird escaping captivity.
>The crowd erupts β partly in celebration, mostly in relief.
βBy technical collapse, in the first roundβ¦ your winner:
BEEEEEEEADYYYYYY!!β
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:51:14 PM
No.937143665
Itβs worked, Brain, itβs worked!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:51:20 PM
No.937143673
>>937143711
>>937143714
choli is sound asleep rn, we try not to distrub him while hes sleeping, thank you.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:52:10 PM
No.937143711
>>937143805
>>937143673
his sleep schedule makes no sense.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:52:14 PM
No.937143714
>>937143805
>>937143650
For?
>>937143673
Bless his brittle boned heart
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:54:15 PM
No.937143805
>>937143892
>>937143929
>>937143711
hes nocturnal, goes to sleep at 6-7am everyday and wakes up at 3-4pm kek
>>937143714
:D
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:56:12 PM
No.937143892
>>937144035
>>937143805
Good thing milk will help him. What's your cure?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:56:35 PM
No.937143904
>>937143950
>>937143973
Is anyone actually interested in posting any good celebs?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:56:42 PM
No.937143913
>>937141240
Mami Jenna gets me so horny
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:57:21 PM
No.937143950
>>937143904
Well, god forbid we miss guys yelling at each other.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:59:27 PM
No.937144035
>>937143892
sydney sweeney is a p good cure :3
>>937143929
LMAO
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:59:44 PM
No.937144044
>>937144098
Everyone KNOWS the real center of the universe is Hamilton, soon to be home of the Bridgeport Fishsticks and hometown of Kathleen Robertson