Por favor

>>937131993
And here's the last post I (Jacob) made.

>>937126065

Note how I'm calling myself Jacob and not J-Tard. Golly gosh that's going to annoy you.

Take a hint eurotrash faggot and come back when it's past your bed time over there. I'm going back to the Shota thread to see if anyone wants phimosis tributes.

>>937132032
thanks j-tard

>>937132032
Stfu and post more buzz cut kstew

>>937131993
>>937132032
Why do you wind him up like this? It only makes him sperg out and post paranoid schizo cringe and random links and shit about anons getting banned that makes no fucking sense to anyone

>>937132112
Brenda <3

>>937132032
sup jacob

>>937132032
Just click hide and ignore them instead of whatever this is

>>937132129

>>937131993
>>937132032
>>937132059
>>937132112

Your autism is really acting up today huh?

>>937132238
Oh and by the way...
>>937132059
The next loathsome uncouth cunt who calls me by that name will regret it, and that's a promise.

>>937131993 (You) #
>>937132032 (You) #
>>937132059 (You) #
>>937132112 (You) #

Toodles fucksticks,
x

>>937132112>>937132032
>>937131993
>>937131942 (OP)
Do you want to die, you insipid CUNT?

>>937131993 (You) #

>>937132123
>>937132123
>>937132123
>>937132123
>>>937132112 (You) #
>Brenda <3

How about no?

Toodles

>>937132238 (You) #
>>937132238 (You) #
>>937132238 (You) #

Die in a fucking vat of boiling acid you vile cunt

Toodles Snoodles,
x

P.s. My dick smells

>>937131942 (OP)
big oof

>>937132238
>>937132336
You're extra crazy today. Your colostomy bag really did burst?

>>937133160
More Zen please…

>>937133229
Don't encourage the autistic pedophile cunt or I'll end your life

>>937133273
Sorry. Stop posting that heroin addicted man please

>>937132032
>>937132336

J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD

A mage and a warrior fought. Who wins?
>the rogue

>>937133405
You're a dead man, you inept little CUNT.
I'll end you like I did that homeless cretin Beady.

Toodles faggot.

This isn't over.

>>937133545

J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD

>>937133545
Adding stubble was a bit too much on the nose when the jaw edits would have sufficed to both prove your point using AI slop and confirm that whatever you are, you aren't him

>>937133545
why are you roleplaying as jacob

>>937133643
>hasn't seen jacob's sublime kris10 boy cock edits
KYS newbie cunt

>>937133693
>>937133762

J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD J-TARD

>>937133762
then go on oldfag. What was it like back then?

Troy is being, um, dare I say it, um, dangerously based?

have you guys ever had a toasted tomato and cheese sandwich

>>937134094
stfu

>>937134158
why are you so rude

>>937133380
>>937133394
amazing pits and tummy

>>937134094
In a thread where at least one if not two anons are being openly copied, it is somehow the most brocky thing possible to pop in and make a post easily mistaken as a third copy
>It's ok, but it doesn't hit as hard as a grilled cheese dipped in tomato soup

>>937134094
Yes, with light mayo and a sprinkle of oregano

>>937134293
First one she's 17 and the second one is AI slop

>>937134323
who am I copying tho

>>937134329
never tried with oregano, sounds like a good add

>>937134373
You're off your Herman Miller rocker

>>937134373
the spiderman premier pic hasn't been posted yet or i would have bingo

>>937134468
a classic

>>937134440
Maybe you just copied yourself really well. How would we ever know?

>>937131942 (OP)
I want to fuck her and coom on her tits.

>>937134529
>>937134529
its too early to think about that

Billie can heem me with her tits

>>937134592
Then i guess we'll have to think about other things
>>937134908
understandable

Spine's destroyed.

>>937135069
I've loved her forever

>>937134908
I could pop one of these and fuck her sweaty boobs while my palms hold her sticky pits.

>>937134440
A tomato with salt, oregano and olive oil is a great snack on its own

>>937134592
kill yourself

brocky sucks hard cock better than any woman ever could cheers

I only copy myself

Who has the picture of Millie Bobby Brown's pussy over the shorts? I need to cum

afternoon

>>937135579
She knows she can hire a model for that lingerie right?

>>937135629
I'm very ok with her cost savings

>>937135565
>>937135433
>>937134538
>>937134158
>>937133969
Not celebs
>>937133394
Stop posting children, pedo

>>937135023
o.o

>>937135256
love just a raw tomato

the ol brockster loves a tomato slice with salt and pepper

>>937133394
AI
>>937135766
its not a child or even a person, it's AI

>>937135849
Oh don't post her looking at me like that. It's too early anyway. I was thinking of blue cheese crumbles in a grilled cheese. Adds a bit of a kick

>>937135944
i gotta try that sometime
for me its the Teriyaki chicken sandwich with shredded lettuce and mayo

>>937135579
anon please I just got here have mercy

>>937136053
Mercy is for the week and overwatch healers who can't aim

apple pie

>>937136221
>the week
dumbass

oh and coffee ofc

>>937135944
i fkin do, i really do.

>>937136050
sounds delicious

>>937135962
yummy, enjoy :> not a huge fan of blue cheese myself, but i do like really sharp cheese.

>>937136396
Blue cheese is definitely an acquired taste. I should help you acquire it. Alternatively, more to myself as you enjoy some sharp cheddar

women r so beautifu

>>937137689
no U

>>937137758
no U

>>937137797
NO... U

>>937137797
>>937137842
Would you both compromise on neither?
>>937137189
Mortal enemy of the itty bitty titty committee

>>937137942
I ain't compromising nothin!
NO HIM

Look at the skin on Syd.
You could made an excellent quality coat from it.

I-I know... I-I know I-I-I s-shouldn't h-h-have her...

>>937133545
Who is this boy?

Nick Rekieta said i could cum on your grave

>>937138134
Rather unconvincing AI
>>937138037
>I tried
Fine it's him. And no Syd coats. In Soviet Russia, we coat Syd
>>937138170
Isn't he in prison?

>>937135947
Pedo

protect our itty bitty queens

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...

>>937138327
They can be coated too if needed. Equality for all
>>937138360
Bless your tenacious heart

>>937138439
to each titty according to their needs

>>937138360
i would eat her booty out

>>937138494
Make me cum

>>937138494
And from each according to their abilities...so maybe Syd can handle titjobs and Anya can excel elsewhere
>>937138504
based

>>937138360
faggot

>>937138519
>>937138568
i'm sure anya has many talents

>>937138722
You must have some starting ideas
>>937138732
Decidedly different then your recent posting craze. Closer to home

boobs

>>937138825
start from opposite ends and meet int he middle?

>>937138722
Please more Anya

>>937138833
cute little ones
>>937138856
sounds reasonable. you have a preference

DOG SHIT THREAD

E-Every time w-w-we g-g-go b-b-biking a-a-a f-f-few g-g-good s-s-sirs s-s-stop u-us t-t-to a-a-admire V-Vic...I-I know I-I-I s-shouldn't h-h-have her...

>>937138825
I don't have too many folders left but gotta keep a little variety in here

>>937139072
Why? Both Syd and Kylie have at least things in common
>>937139104
A noble cause for an ignoble thread. And she's cute, if not quite what was hoped for

The princess Belle Delphine tip toed over
to the next door neighbors again last nights
and went crazy on the witch's garden with
a rake and a shovel!

>>937139094
faggot

>>937139123
and what were you hoping for anon?

>>937139148
Not a celeb, fuck off to a socials thread newfag

>>937139155
Better boobs, tbh. But that's just greedy, the rest of her is very nice
>>937139189
Based

Thinkin of buying an adult kick scooter.
Never tried one before.

I wanna be able to get around faster than walking but less impact than running (cause my back hurts) plus it takes up less room than a bicycle and I can carry it with me in stores.

It seems like a good idea on paper... cept I'd look like a massive goof using it.

Positives
[+] Faster than walking.
[+] Less impact on my back than running.
[+] Takes up less space than a bicycle.
[+] I can bring it with me into shoppes (no risk of it getting stolen).

Negatives
[-] I'm gonna look like a stooge using it.

IDK it seems like it'd be worth it.

>>937139148
witches thats are wicked do nots deserve
to harbor garden plants to any fruitions!

and thats the bubble gum truth!

>>937139211

>>937138922
>>937138957
i'll start at the bottom :)

>>937139217
>anon lookin like a stooge

>>937139211
there's something endearing about her flat titties

>>937139278
Damn, i was hoping her face would draw you in, leaving that cute booty to me. But fair is fair. Enjoy your meal
>>937139257
Two huge gallon size scoops of vanilla ice cream

>>937139166
mmm socialism

Big tits make me cum

>>937139298
Laff it up tuff guy, laff it up.

TBH I'm getting to the age where I really DGAF what people think of me anymore.

>>937139338
She'd look silly with Syd's tits. But a happy middle, i wouldn't complain
>>937139436
And hers meet that requirement

>>937139436
A solid choice. I am partial to beautiful faces

>>937139298
>>937139223
>>937139217
Not celebs

>>937139211
I can post some bigger tatas if that is the will of the council

>>937139490
A nice face is good to cum to as well

>>937139548
Not a celeb

>>937139619
All I've ever demanded is anons post what they enjoy. Preferably what they enjoy "enjoying". In most cases anyway
>>937139648
You have good ideas

>>937139648
Some (me) would even say it is the single best feature to cum to, by far

>roleplaying with an ugly pedophile
Gross lol

I think I found the scooter I wanna get.
I can go pick it up right now and be rolling on it in a couple hours :3

Mite just do that.

>>937139882
Who's some of the most cummable faces?

>>937140258
Improve your English.

>just keep rollin rollin rollin (what?)

>>937140325
Hell of a pair of pants

>>937140258

>>937140337
hell of a pair of, uhh..

>>937140337
wooof megaknockers

>>937140378
Go on.

>>937140430
i think i've been hypnotized

>>937140378
>>937140325
Not celebs

>>937140325
Roll up in your very own Herman Miller... they're GIVING them away!

>>937140419
Very much so
>>937140458
Is that so?

>>937140348
Very good choice

>>937140513
shit she's a mind reader

>>937140526
enticing

>>937140258
I do not mean to stir up things

>>937140560
Her legs are also rather nice

>>937139934
they don't know he's thinking about imaginary little boy semen

Does anyone know good and real celeb gossip?

>>937140539
It's a gift. Keeps you staring

>>937140614
cara is a unicorn

>>937140606
damn right

>>937140662
i'll stare all day. that expression is crazy

>>937140725
just stare?

>>937139819
>>937140662
Jeeeesus

I have not seen a single attractive woman in the 6 first episodes of house of the dragon. This is actually impressive

>>937140607
Gross lol

>>937140833

>>937140803
if she'll let me anyway

Hello Thread

>>937140894
She is something else…

>>937140917
you should probably be doing more, don't you think?
>>937140966
hot

>>937140692
Ooh yeah very cummable

>>937140539
>>937140458
>>937140725
>>937140917
>>937140938
>>937141016
Fuck off

>>937141183

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>937141231

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>937141346
Easy to imagine her saying that irl too

>>937141407

>>937141421
would die happy

>>937141431
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUCK YES WHO IS HE

>>937141333
Her and Christina Ricci created a generation of men who will not rest until they get their goth gf

>>937141495
Today's blowjob for Putin

>>937141406
wow she's literally me

Toronto, Ontario, the Center of the Universe. Just ask someone from there.

>>937141635
You just know she jilled off to them later

>>937141717
I'm there right now and I hate it here.
Point disproven lol

>>937141759
You grew up in Flin Flon. Fucking Calcuta is an improvement.

>>937141746
I actually don't know that and I resent the assertion that I do

>>937141794
Your mother got fisted in Flin Flon?

>>937141794
reminds me of flim-flam from scooby-doo
remember him?

>>937141869
jacob's favorite scooby-doo character

>>937141869
Flim Flam > Flintabbatey Flonatin

>>937141794
Oh yeah you're right I remember now.
That's where I penetrated that geriatric mother of yours with my fist.

>>937141860
She squirted so hard 3 shota drowned

>>937141989

>>937141989
MMM. Surprised you're not burning this thread down. You're good at burning things to the ground.

you know, they had a fire in Flin Flon. a bad one.

>>937142060
>>937142099
You're done. You're out. The fight is over. KO.

>>937142131
You just tagged two people.

>>937142160
Have some DIGNITY

>>937142321

ʸᵒᵘ ᵉᵈᶦᵗᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ. ᶦnˢᵖᵉᶜᵗ ᵉˡᵉᵐᵉnᵗ. ʸᵃᵈᵃ ʸᵃᵈᵃ

MY COCK

MY BALLS

MY RULES

THE NU/CEL/ MMMMOTTA

>>937142424
Your mom has the Skank-o-Meter turned up to 11 tonight.

Beadys mother is an absolute Saint. One of the nicest people you could wish to meet. All her colleagues at work have nothing but nice things to say about her.

beady burnt that mf to the ground XD

>>937142540
she got one eye on the camera and the other on her bank account

>>937142540
>>937142756
This fossil needs to go.

>>937142756
That's a picture of Congresswoman Virginia Foxx who should have retired years ago.

why did Beady do it y'all?

>>937141828
Fine. You wish that?

Various people walk and talk and stuff.

this is gonna be horrible

>>937142977
fooking hell

>>937143019
Yup.

>>937143043
made for sex

"Ladies and gentlemen… live from the basement of a condemned arena next to a shuttered Quiznos…
This is the moment you've barely been waiting for.
In the blue corner: fused to his chair, oozing arrogance and several unknown fluids… J-TARD.

And in the red corner: long-necked, knife-loving, barely coherent… it's BEADY!"

>The bell rings. J-Tard comes spinning forward, his chair squealing like a trapped animal. He's making racecar noises. The crowd winces.

>Beady twitches in the right direction.
He's muttering to his dead mouse again. Something about “the prophecy.”

>J-Tard's reaching for his “lucky” butt plug. The ref recoils. The audience screams. Two people faint in the front row.

“Folks, I’ve been watchin’ fights since the Great Depression, and I ain’t never seen someone leak mid-jab. That chair’s oozin’ oil — or old mayonnaise. I can’t tell.”

>Beady pulls out his trademark weapon: the Face Peeler™.
>But wait — he’s just... talking to it.

>J-Tard throws a punch, misses, and immediately gaslights himself into believing it landed.

“I WON! I DOMINATED! BEADY IS TRIGGERED! I AM BASED! TOODLES SNOODLES!"

>He spins himself in circles and crashes against the ropes.

>Beady, without breaking eye contact with the ceiling, calmly walks over…
>And slaps J-Tard once — open-handed.
>A silence falls as Beady whispers something to J-Tard...

"Oh yeah you're right I remember now.
That's where I penetrated that geriatric mother of yours with my fist."

>J-Tard topples, chair and all, withered legs flailing helplessly.
>His wig flies off like a bird escaping captivity.
>The crowd erupts — partly in celebration, mostly in relief.

“By technical collapse, in the first round… your winner:
BEEEEEEEADYYYYYY!!”

>>937143135
THROAT TICKLE OF DEATH

>>937143043
UGLY

>>937143298
Ugh.

>>937143420
It is time.

It’s worked, Brain, it’s worked!

choli is sound asleep rn, we try not to distrub him while hes sleeping, thank you.

disturb**

>>937143673
his sleep schedule makes no sense.

>>937143650
For?
>>937143673
Bless his brittle boned heart

>>937143711
hes nocturnal, goes to sleep at 6-7am everyday and wakes up at 3-4pm kek

>>937143714
:D

>>937143805
Good thing milk will help him. What's your cure?

Is anyone actually interested in posting any good celebs?

>>937141240
Mami Jenna gets me so horny

>>937143805

>>937143904
Well, god forbid we miss guys yelling at each other.

>>937143904
make a new thread.

>>937143892
sydney sweeney is a p good cure :3

>>937143929
LMAO

Everyone KNOWS the real center of the universe is Hamilton, soon to be home of the Bridgeport Fishsticks and hometown of Kathleen Robertson

>>937144044
hamilton is literal hell

>>937144102
>>937144102
>>937144102

>>937142540
You're welcome.

>>937131942 (OP)
wew

cream

jizzz

jizzzz