What is your go to wake up drink?

>>937132187 (OP)
piss

>>937132187 (OP)
The best one.

>>937132713
A little bit of piss too, of course

>>937133025
>drinking monster
show your tits, lady

>>937132187 (OP)

>>937133616
Water is for poor people

>>937133388
Maybe...

For the right price ;)

>>937132187 (OP)
Jew blood

>>937134262
Alright fine you win this round, Josh..

>>937134769
>:/

>>937132187 (OP)
coffee

milk

>>937132187 (OP)
Usually just coffee or a water. Why do you ask?

>>937135232
Damn nigga why the third degree it’s just a question

>>937135339
All I did was ask a question though - like OP. So why did OP start the third degree?

high school girls are selling their time to middle aged men on the internet. do not sleep on your daughter she is being turned into a whore, by friends

>>937135465
Source?

>>937135501
just a sec it was on some pornstar interview before the scene.

>>937132187 (OP)
Water and a blunt.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little on the adventurous side and love pushing boundaries during those flirty chats. I really enjoy teasing and seeing just how far I can take things while keeping it fun and exciting. I'm totally into those late-night conversations that get a little steamy! I can be a bit shy in person because of some social anxiety, so I prefer this kind of vibe. If you're up for some naughty talk and want to spice things up, hit me up on my favorite app: v i o l l e n q. Just remove the spaces and you'll find me! Can't wait to chat and have some fun together!

>>937135501
I removed it from my catalogue, the interviewer was that chick voice, nipple twisting, humiliation, homewrecking. she was proud of it, could not keep an erection listening to that monster.

>>937135553
>>937135736
So it's made up. Got it.

>>937135866

>>937135451
Because I’m horny

>>937132187 (OP)
red balls

>>937136034
You mean Red Bulls right?

>>937132187 (OP)

>>937133025
The elixir of life

>>937137022
zog syrup. you're poisoning yourself and they even went to the trouble of putting their hebrew nonsense on the can to tell you beforehand but you still do it.

>>937137199
If you think monster is bad, look at this

>>937137356
nuri is the opposite of jewish poison

>>937137356
wrong pic I’m a fucking retard

>>937137368
she’s Nazi elixir

>>937132187 (OP)

Some twenty-one-plus people
had much different,and sometimes
much worse beverages in the morning.

Some of them get off on having
some beer in the morning!

Hah!,...How about them apples?

KEK.

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this thread
more

>>937137022
Yes

>>937137356
Nice

>>937134209
Tell that to the africans

Mods.

Please >bump this thread.

PUT IT IN THE ARCHIVES!

THIS IS SOME GOOD SHI@!!!!

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>lolvis waiting for his boyfriend shane to wake up

>>937132187 (OP)
A cup of Earl Grey with three 6mg Zyn Smooths in it. Gets me through to snack time at 10am.

>>937137690
>lolvis
I dunno who that is. Is he like 4chan clownvis?

>>937137762
What

>>937132713

BITCH,YOU ARE NO "BEAR GRYLLS"!!!

NOW YOU BEST BETTER UNFUCK
YOURSELF BEFORE SOME DIVINE
BEING DECIDES TO UNSCREW YOUR
HEAD AND THEN PISS DOWN YOUR NECK!!!

Josh reminds me of Cubone. He wakes up one day, born into the world, kills his mom, then wears her skin like a leotard with nipples

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>>937137891
i thought cubone was a seriel killer i wasnt aware of yet but it's a got dang pokey man

>bump
this
thread
up to
the top

>>937137863
Y'know, Clownvis? He's that guy who dresses up as a clown themed Elvis and sings and stuff? I didn't know if it was the same kind of deal.

>>937137891
Yes

>>937137969
Cubone is a gen 1, it’s always been dark
>>937137997
I want to hear him sing Rick and Morty

For wash off all my niggerness

>>937132187 (OP)
black coffee and water
>>937135986
she got NASSARed
that guy knows every contour of her cervix

>>937137891
>>937137969'
>>937137997

YOU STUPID,...
WORTHLESS FUCKING
PIECES OF SHIT!,...
You're going off topic!

>>937132187 (OP)
This is the topic.
Either add some input,...or,...
GET THE FUCK OUT OF "HERE"!!!!

>>937138071
shut the fuck up nigger

>>937138071
There is no topic. This is /b/, fucking tourist

>>937138045

look at this,NOW
>>937138071

>>937138045
i had that dryer like a year ago before it broke. it's a whirlpool

>>937138085
>>937138095

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I AM WHITE,NOT BLACK!

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!

LEAVE ME,THE FUCK ALONE!

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!

YOU SERVE NO PURPOSE IN LIFE!

YOU SHUT,THE FUCK,UP!

YOUR LIVES MEAN NOTHING!

YOU,SHUT,THE FUCK,UP!

YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELVES NOW!

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I HOPE THAT YOU DIE,IN A FIRE!

YOU,SHUT,THE,FUCK,UP!

KILL YOURSELVES!

>>937133025
>searching Google on Google
You should definitely drink more

>>937138085
>>937138095
>>937138045
>>937137762
You mother-FUCKERS!,...
Go,FUCK,yourselves,trolls!,..
YOU,...WORTHLESS FUCKING
PIECES OF SHIT!,...
YOUR EXISTENCE IS
ALREADY NEGLIGIBLE!!!!
Fucking internet trolls!,...I,...FUCKING!,...Hate them.
They should all die,in a fire!

>>937138357
Nothing about the current political situation we are currently experiencing in the west will ever make sense to you unless you first understand that you live under foreign occupation and are thus subject to the rules of the occupiers. If you do not start from there, you will search for multiple explanations and rationalizations for your society's misery and shortcomings that will ultimately lead you nowhere.The thing is, your enemy has no interest in a so-called "victory" over you, because they already won - long ago, before most of you were even born. Now, the entirety of their actions is aimed at a single goal - humiliation. Humiliation robs you of your humanity, your will, your reason to fight on. Humiliation takes everything from you, and it even robs you of being worthy of empathy. It has been used by every occupier in history, and it's our natural primal understanding of defeat.The Ottoman practice of Köçek is a prime example, similar to the concept of "Drag Kids" in modern America. Köçeks were a combination of dancers, clowns and prostitutes; they were young non-Muslim boys taken from their parents and trained to be willful sexual objects and entertainers for the Ottoman Turks. The goal was to have the occupied think "if we allow that to be done to our boys, what else can they do?". The answer is "anything". It is full-spectrum domination of the minds of the conquered.Your enemy doesn't want gay pride parades in your street, drag queens in your libraries, your son's penis mutilated and drip-fed estrogen from birth, your parents dead from opiods and cancer from your daughter, race mixing, your meat replaced with bugs, all while your media laughs at you because they think it's for anyone's benefit. They want it because they know you don't want it, but can't stop them. They want to humiliate you. There isn't any other reason. And that's exactly what they are doing.

I want Nuri and Kombuchan to dip their feet into a bowl of milk and make me drink it

>>937138365
GO FUCK YOURSELF,
YOU GOD-DAMNED WHIPPERSNAPPER!,...
I AIN'T TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT!

>>937132187 (OP)
Nice going,you nimrod.
You just let the
toxic,parasocial,
stupid,and very
immature human
internet trolls invade
the thread.
And now,...
I AM MAD AS HELL,
AND I AIN'T GONNA
TAKE IT ANYMORE!

"Of course,you know,THIS,MEANS,WAR!!!!"

>>937138464
Your shtick is mid

>>937138484
"DO YOU SUCK DICKS??!!"

And do you like,...NUKES?,...
As in,...NUCLEAR BOMBS???!!!

>>937138484
>>937138430
>>937138365
>>937138085
>>937138095

"Ay,Yo!"

Guess what.

HORRRRRSSSSSE COOOOOCK!!!!

That is all.

KEK.

>>937135176
Underrated.

This is kind of embarrassing

>>937138734
OFF-TOPIIIIIC!!!

>>937132187 (OP)
This is the topic!

DO YOU WANT TO
GET BANNED,YOU LITTLE SHIT??!!!!

>>937138793
Follow-up question: what kind of coffee do you /b/tards drink? I drink Tim Hortons regular blend because I'm a Canadian.

>>937138849

LOOK AT THIS,NOW!
>>937138816

>>937138028
>I want to hear him sing Rick and Morty
Same tbh. I'd pay for that.

>>937138281
I did

>>937138877

>>937138855
It's cheap

>>937138855
I buy single-origin whole bean by the bag and grind it myself, usually for some kind of pour-over or an aeropresss

>>937138915
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
GET BANNED,
GET BANNED,
GET BANNED!

Mods. Do your job.
BAN!,...That idiot,...FOREVER!

coffee tastes of poo.

>>937138963
We don't have this in Canada, or at least it's not common. One common Italian import is Lavazza tho.

>>937139042

>>937139067

Mods. Please permanently
ban this stupid,immature
human troll.

It's existence is already,...
NEGLIGIBLE.

>>937139046
Another god damn Canadian, huh?

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>>937132187 (OP)

>>937139124
https://x.com/rickyberwick/status/1944937876862448018

>>937139168
member when nuri saw him at a mall she frequents

>>937139168
YOU ARE ALREADY NEGLIGIBLE!
GET OUT OF HERE!

>>937139200
no lol, that's pretty awesome. like seeing a real sasquatch

>>937132187 (OP)
Your thread blows logfaggot

>>937139348
If it were up to me,
then I might attempt
to break a Broom handle
off in the hole in your ASS
for that!!!!

Either stick to the topic,
or get the FUCK out of "here","kid"!
>>937132187 (OP)

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>>937132187 (OP)

I wonder which retard this is. Shane wouldn’t be this boring

>>937139636
Well,it is not me,
if I do dare to say so myself.
Here!,...I found the,...RETARDS!
>>937139067
>>937138915
>>937138095
>>937138085

No need to thank me.
But if you must,...
YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME,
YOU NEGLIGIBLE LITTLE SHIT!!!

>>937132187 (OP)

>bump

ezpz

>>937140711

>>937140877
Yeah he’s cooked

>>937132187 (OP)
it used to be a shot of the deliberately cheapest and roughest whisky i could find but after some really bad jobs where i started taking more than one shot it started to turn into alchoholism. And not the fun kind where you punch people or wake up covered in vomit, all it does nowadays is put me to sleep one litre of whisky lighter and i dont get that buzz anymore
Its gay

Josh, are you a fairy?

>>937140711
>i'm going to harass someone far more successfull than myself and my friends

>>937141409
Yes

>>937141731
What are you on about now, wigger

>>937142468
Can you shrink down and scratch my ass

>>937143252
Can I? Yes.

Will I? No.

>>937143229
Hello incel virgin you will always suck my cock

>I call someone a wigger because they been to jail no don't mention that i'm a virgin

The only reason you even use the term wigger is because i bullied the fuck out of you to stop saying nigger because im not black

>>937143384
Please?
>>937143446
Why do you want me to suck your wiener so much

>>937143645
You’re Mexican. You’re a migger

>>937143656
Because you're a bitch and bitches suck dick

>>937132187 (OP)

>>937143677
im not mexican im british for the most part

>>937143724
that's the good stuff

>>937143735
Shane, I honestly can’t laugh any harder at you.

Gigger wigger lol

>>937143656
Alright, maybe

Shane is a brigger, innit

>>937132187 (OP)

>>937132187 (OP)
i want to drink puss juice

>>937143856
I am i'd be a chav over there also minus the c.h. part

>>937132187 (OP)
Celsius is my go to. Or Alani.

shane is spiritually british, but the new british where they're all brownoids that rape people not the old british that lost wars and talked real gay

>>937144128
i can't disagree there. i got to rewatch little britain that show was funny as fuck

>>937143980
You would be av?

>>937144889
yeah since not community housed. i wish i had section 8 paying 15$ for rent

>>937144992
You qualify for it

>>937145179
no i don't im not a woman or minority besides my convictions make me ineligible. you can actually lose section 8 if you have a felon in your home so remember to call housing authorities on lakeesha when tremarkus moves in because he can't live there after he tried slidding for lil jeffy dah mooskie. Same goes for sandra when paco moves in

>>937145412
I’m not reading all that

>>937145743
you already did you just didn't retain it

>>937145796
I read the first three words then realized i don’t care

>>937145864
thank you for your concession

>>937145960
What that mean

Josh was hatched yesterday

>>937148385
Huh

>>937148536
Yeah he’s an alien child

Black coffee

>>937148584
How do you figure?

>>937148595

>>937148738
I watched his hatchening

>>937148923
Oh...

>>937148923
trannys call their grooming victims eggs

>>937148946
Yeah…
>>937148996
I didn’t know that. And they said having an inside pedo would be useless. Look at you, Shane, teaching us your methods

>>937149352
So does that explain all the penis freckles then?

I need to see chicken and watermelon Shane

>>937149491
Is it true that your penis is egg shaped?

>>937149520
No, what

Okay whatbis your wake up drinking and j am scrolling and seeing this shittf

>>937149889
I posted my morning drink in the OP

No more ice cream until July 26th and 27th

raspberry juice

>>937132187 (OP)
>My morning drink
Lower the measurements depending on how much you drink
>Get around 400ml/13.5 ounces(or whatever the American measurement is) of milk
>Take 1/4 of the milk and several cinnamon sticks and keep the rest cold in the fridge
>heat it up on the stove at low heat till it begins to boil and froth
>(Leave it a bit longer frothing/boiling if you want a more prominent cinnamon taste)
>Take the milk off the stove and filter it out
>Now you have around 300ml/AHSHSHSH of normal cold milk and 100ml/whatever American use of hot milk with cinnamon infused in it
>Take that hot milk and put 3/4 tea spoons of Nescafé or whatever instant coffee you use and 1 teaspoon of cocoa powder/chocolate powder and an equal amount of sugar for both the cocoa and Nescafé or a bit more if you want it sweeter
Now this is where I sometimes do it different
>>Iced
>Take a hand mixer or a spoon or whatever to begin mixing the hot milk while you pour the rest of the cold milk inside
>Add some ice cubes
Boom you have cinnamon and mocha iced coffee
>>Frappé(?)
>First get a blender or something you can fuck the ice with
>Pour everything in a big cup your gonna drink from and add ice cups to measure and depending on how much you like,you could lower the amount of milk/cinnamon milk to increase the amount of ice
>Make sure after you add the ice cubes you have enough free space so after you blend it doesn't overflow
>Blend(believe it or not) but blend it properly and make sure the ice is completely broken
Boom you have a homemade frappe that tastes great.
And like always you can add or lower the stuff depending on how you like it
And a litre of water,that's my morning drink and it takes me around 10 minutes or so to finish and the longest process is the milk boiling with the cinnamon

>>937152617
That's fucked up beyond any repair.

I'm in...

we wuz goys

Nuri doesn't want me or care about me. Neither does kombuchan. I'm going to kill myself

>>937132187 (OP)

coffee, black

>>937155336
To be fair, they arent here like 90% of the time

>>937155336
What makes you say that?

>>937155336
are you shane? bc then you’d be correct

>>937132187 (OP)
battery acid

I sometimes wish I’ve never been born at all

Josh

you're weird as fuck cutting yourself and shit

https://voca.ro/1hcBqBuIkGHR

>>937161037
Mom?

>>937161981
Close

>>937162419
Prostitute

>>937162463
Colder

you will never be a mother thank god

>>937162507
More of a mother than you’ll ever be

her husband is racist go figure he wanted his wife sucking on black dick. he likes to humiliate her

>>937162419
Man, it's too difficult, I give up

>>937162621
How do you know he’s racist? I’m gonna need some prooferino

>>937162674
It’s me, your boy, beef loaf

>>937162791
Oh, hey beefy. How're things?

>>937163235
Wow you actually called me beefy

Anyways I’m pretty sure they don’t release the Epstein list because they don’t want to expose Shane and ruin the credibility and reputation of Stevie Bullets. Some expect it to surpass even Endgame

>>937161647
https://voca.ro/193yJJGrLcqn

>>937163334
Yep I figured it was better than loafy

>>937163603
Count your days, boutta give you the blicky

>>937163911
You're a pedophile

>>937163942
Shane, the fact you haven’t been reported to authorities is baffling

>>937132187 (OP)
Who wakes up and doesn't feel the need to drink water? Strange. I only drink water, juices, and alcohol.

>>937163911
Aw hells yeah, I'm excited for it ;)

Also I like that image. Not because of Nuri or anything, but because I like having a gun pointed at me. It reminds me of my childhood

COFFEE

>>937164321
Thanks it’s me

>>937164472
Me who?

>>937164713
Me you

>>937164713
hang out on discord you're not important

>>937165025
Fuck off whore

>>937165025
Why'd you let someone cut themselves and not say anything?

Nuri you're the reaction video/news of fucking 4chan a fucking internet personality which is the antithesis of 4chans anonymity

you have a discord server you don't need to have meeting threads you can literally message eachother

>>937165025
I hate that image.

Also hi Nuri, welcome back to internet hell

>>937165321
Not /b/ culture Not /b/ culture
Not /b/ culture Not /b/ culture
Not /b/ culture Not /b/ culture
Not /b/ culture Not /b/ culture

>>937165069
Cry more
>>937165110
I don’t control anyone
>>937165297
You’re actually retarded and obsessed with me. I don’t have a damn server except the one where we all laugh at you
>>937165321
Good morning

>>937165438
So you have a server you stupid whore

>>937165438
why is your entire family dead?

>>937165484
Only the one exclusively existent to spite you. The only posts are us laughing at you. The rules are no other post can be said.
>>937165506
Why is yours disappointed in you

>>937165438
See something say something you want to be some mentor 4chan personality pretending to be good then use it for good

>>937165438
G'morning. How was the ramen?

>>937165546
You know what i laugh at? You being a hooker thinking you can look down at anyone

>>937165546
>Why is yours disappointed in you
they're not but i bet if you had a family they're upset that you're literally a hooker

the lowest form of living is a sex worker nobody respects them

>>937165603
Delicious, but I’m also watching a movie lol so unfortunately I can’t keep poking the gay bear

>>937166134
Have a movie night on discord faggot it allows it

Nuri clown you still sucking on black dicks and shoving animals dicks in you?

>>937166134
Ah, nice. Well you enjoy your movie :)

>>937166363
Fuck off stupid whore or tell your cuck husband to have you bend over for me and show your asshole

>>937166405
Lol simp

Shane is really angy tonight. I wonder who’s here to set him off so much

tfw you're a fag who disrespects his wife in her sleep for attention on 4chan from other men.
>>937166492
that's not simping it's a toll you want to be a personality you got to pay the toll. Why not even put a name

>>937161131
>>937162507
>>937165110
>>937165615
Bro why do you care so much about these people that you spam shit about them nearly every day of your life? Can't you go do literally anything else? Are they even in this thread? Are they a namefag or something? How do you even know they see it because you do this so damn often they can't be in every thread you post these in. Just why bro? You need to find a better hobby

Nuri injured her intestines by bouncing on giant dildoes. Toxic substances leaked into her body and she is constantly infected

>>937166649
He's the embodiment of the "average 4chan user" meme, don't mind him. He's on here 24/7 regardless of who else is here

>>937166649
They are you white knight nigger. kill yourself not /b/ culture

>>937166708
Nigger that's you and you are literally trying to make a permanent "the view" on /b/ with ethots

when people think of 4chan poster this is the image in their head or something similar

they say it takes 10 thousand hours to become a master at something but after 10 thousand hours of hating on nuri, shane somehow has gotten worse at it

>>937166710
I just feel bad for bro... You've been doing this for so long... You can do something else with your life bro, something that actually benefits you. If you spent this time and energy productively in your own life maybe you wouldn't need to be doing this anymore. I mean it's been like literal years hasn't it? I've been a lurker for a long time and don't use 4chan as much anymore since I got a gf. You could do something to make yourself happy instead of trying to hate on people that you don't even know. Like did she break your heart or something nigger?
>>937166708
I've talked to him before about his obsessive posting and I just think he could be doing more with his time and life. It's too short to waste it on someone you claim to hate.

>>937166831
im not hating im criticizing.

>>937166864
you've said the same bullshit for almost 2 years now. you're a nigger jew and a faggot.

>>937166860
Nigger do you know the nickname for 4chan? The Internet Hate Machine
you want a hugbox go to reddit or discord

>>937166878
I am none of those. I am not black, i'm not gay I only fuck women, I am not jewish

>>937166942
https://voca.ro/1kzbJ2P1Lec6
you're all three and then some ya fuckin nigger jew buttfuckin faggot.

>>937166860
You don't have a gf otherwise you'd be cheating rn

>>937166992
Nigger you're on 4chan white knighting a whore. That's what niggers do

>>937167030
suck my dick you jewish nigger faggot you know that's all you want to do anyway. fuckin little kike jiggaboo fairy ass

>>937166860
>I've talked to him before about his obsessive posting and I just think he could be doing more with his time and life. It's too short to waste it on someone you claim to hate.
Man, that's how I thought at first too, but then you realize this dude's been doing this for like half of his life at least, and he has absolutely no intention of stopping.

I've tried to get people to ignore him and let him reee off in his corner, but I've since given up on him, and I think you should too. He's just a mentally ill asshole

shane sucks on penis to get the taste of the last penis out of his mouth

>>937166909
You don't need to force being edgy on here for updoots bro, I've probably been here longer than you and I'm just trying to give you genuine advice about your life choices m8, you can still help yourself as long as you're alive. It's not too late to start living your life for yourself instead of hating on some random thot
>The Internet Hate Machine
Who calls it that? Again bro, you don't need to pretend to be overly edgy all the time it doesn't look as cool as you might think
>>937166995
Why? Is talking to anons anonymously cheating? She knows I use 4chan don't worry buddy.
Captcha:MVG8Y

>>937167086
there's no mental illness and everyone here are assholes.

>>937167156
you talk of updoots and that's what you're doing. You are updooting a fucking whore and their simps for being assholes.

>>937167156
You don't have a gf there's no pictures of you with a female

>>937167237
I don't care about that bitch dude, idk who they even are more than you post pictures of them all the time. I'm talking to you bro, not her. I'm asking you why you hate them so much that you could be working a full time job instead, i mean that's commitment but what do you get out of it? You don't sound happy or like you're trolling and laughing about this. You sound like you're in distress from how much your anger about some random thot controls your life. I mean you must have something else you enjoy doing. Just consider it bro, you might be happier if you did something else with your life than waste it pretending like spamming 4chan is a righteous cause or something. It's easy to get lost in the sauce buddy, but there's a lot more to life. Wouldn't your family or pets or something be happier if you spent time with them instead of posting the same shit again for the 7000th time?

>>937166773
Your editing skills are outstanding. You should make a movie

>>937167420
You're cringe you can have fun saying mean shit. They do the same thing.
FYI just because i'm not telling you what i'm doing doesn't mean this is all i do
and you contradict your earlier claim that you're not here because if you noticed me talking shit you have to be here everyday

>>937167472
I did what have you done? Anything besides spreading your asshole on 4chan with a dick on your face?

>>937167576
I’ve never spread my asshole except in the shower to wash my ass, something I’m sure you don’t do.

>>937167258
If you say so buddy... Because I'd doxx us to prove it to an internet stranger... Makes sense
>>937167529
>You're cringe you can have fun saying mean shit.
Sure when you are ragebaiting and trolling retards, but you just have a vendetta that eats you up more than it probably hurts the person you're even attacking
>FYI just because i'm not telling you what i'm doing doesn't mean this is all i do
Good I hope you have something good going for you bud
>and you contradict your earlier claim that you're not here because if you noticed me talking shit you have to be here everyday
Everyday? It's not that I could have just seen you basically most times I do come here or anything right? That's a bit of a jump to conclusions bud
I'm just saying dude, you don't sound like you're having fun even if you say you are. I mean you could at least be trolling creatively, but it's always the same shit about the same bitch... Doesn't that get old after like the 3rd time? I just don't get why you love her so much you'd waste so much of your time on her. Like you could be doing that with a real girl and she might like you back you know.

>>937167754
Low effort high yield i even have you raging you fucking retard i don't need to creatively impress you

Fun fact, Shane is the reason we’re all Nuri™

Oh look i made a witty criticism updoot me

>>937167902
it's true i made it as a way of retaining anonymity by "it's all one person".

>>937167856
If you think so man... It's kinda sad that you think you're trolling someone reaching out to you about your mental health... You're a bit delulu if you think I'm mad tho ngl. I hope you get some help one day friend.

https://voca.ro/1cWDLkaJuNzU

>>937167971
You think everyone here is nuri, you wake up in a sweat (assuming you sleep at all) because she exists

>>937167998
I’ve been trying for a year. There’s no helping him. His comfort threat waifu faggots tried helping him for literally over two years to no avail. Some people just exist to waste human life.

>>937168051
You are wasting your life on 4chan! What are you getting out of it besides attention that you don't like?

>>937168111
I post on here when I’m in bed ready for sleep. I used to come here to shoot the shit with everyone, Shane included. But then one day he snapped. All I know is nuri added him on discord one day and every day after he has been attacking her. I don’t know what happened there

>>937168154
They're not interesting these threads suck dick.
>>937168001
https://voca.ro/1ixJwaUjkpUI

>>937132187 (OP)
Cup of coffee? What should it be, I garuntee someone has something to say, you faggots argue about everything.

>>937168154
You faggots need to just call eachother and fuck off.

>>937168209
Shane, what are you even saying LOL I don’t know what half of that meant

>>937168278
Quantum

>>937168396
Of the solstice?

>>937168209
These threads are pretty interesting. I actually enjoy watching a mid 30s grown man crying about girls half his age
>>937168306
Nah

>>937168420
Nuka cola quantum

>>937168427
Yeah brother, go fuck your buddy and get it over with, nobody cares about your drama

>>937168427
If they're half my age they're 15
unfortunately they're mentally 15 only trying to form a mean girls clique like a 15yo

>>937168442
What the fuck is that? Some kind of thing you dumbass millennial faggots jerk off too?

>>937168491
>>937132187 (OP)
This drink, you ape

>>937168488
You’re 38

>>937168457
You do

Day 1,461 of a grown tax paying man seething on 4chan instead of being productive.

>>937168814
What kind of nigger pays taxes?

>>937168853
Everyone

>>937168875
Why? No one actually pays taxes.

>>937168997
Ok

>>937168733
What drink, what ape?

>>937168784
Meh, I just want you faggots to stop trying to be special, reminds me of am pacsun commercial when you faggots go on.

>>937169195
a*

>>937169195
There are no Pacsun commercials

>>937169221
That's crazy how gay you are then.

>>937169221
>its Abercrombie and bitch sister!

>>937169314
Abercrombie & Fitch never existed. We made it up.

>>937169195
Who is trying to be special?

>>937169416

>>937169446
Thanks Shane

>>937169416
You
>>937169514
Thats what I mean. You're a weird faggot.

Nuri abandoned me

Kombuchan won't hug me, I know it.

Shane burrowed into my sex hole. I needed a ginger shot for my tummy.

>>937132187 (OP)
Cofe or tee

Alright I’m going to bed. Same time tomorrow, Shane?

>>937169836
Give me a back and neck massage

nigger nigger nigger i like coffee with sugar

>>937132187 (OP)
When i don't have to go to work, I wake up and chug a beer. Nothing is more tasty more life giving then a ice cold Beer.
If i sadly have to go to work black coffee. no cream no sugar just a pot of coffee.
Once at work monsters and pepsi's til i start to cramp up then water.
Once home beer..
on weekends whisky, sake, vodka, run, Any of these will do...

>>937143724
good god i have not drank that since i was in high school lol.. Do they still make that shit??? if so i gotta find one for old time sake lol

Avocado shots aka cummies from my Greek boyfriend's cock

Ryse Sunny D

Peach Monster

Hedgehog cum

>>937132187 (OP)
Kombucha

Thread's still up, neat.

>>937179164
I don't fancy myself a cum enjoyer, but I would imagine that's probably the most palatable item mentioned in this thread

shane spotted at local anime convention getting into a fight with his sister
https://files.catbox.moe/xboo49.mp4

>>937132187 (OP)
>What is your go to wake up drink?
coffee, you fucking retard

>>937180470
lmfao

>>937180030
Excuse me, nuka cola quantum, hello??

>>937180528
Water, you’re a bigger dehydrating tard

>>937180030
You jinxed it josh

>>937180606
coffee is 99% water, you fucking retarded tranny

>>937180593
Ok, second most palatable, maybe...

Also g'morning.

>>937180674
Yeah, I do that...

>>937180864
Good morning Josh

>>937181367
yes i have a morning erection are you ready to take care of that

>>937181398
Tempting

>>937181367
Good morning!

>>937182517
Someone called Nuri fat and now I’m second guessing my weight choices

>>937182750
Huh?

Was it some starving African child or something?

>>937182895
Maybe, or if Shane is any indicator of the population here, a pedo

>>937183245
Oh.

Yeah, there's a lot of those here, unfortunately