>>937139051 (OP)

Hey! Fancy bumping into you. i wouldn't have expected to find you in here...

I was actually just wrapping up a little work on a project, and believe it or not I wanted to tell you about it

YOU..... specifically

It's a creative idea that I had today, and I wanted to bounce it off you 22 see few thought it had any potential, and also.
If maybe you had any creative suggestions to toss in the the feces-encrusted bucket

It's an idea for a semi-novelty "one-off" pseudo parody remake of an old classic song.
...............but I said PSEUDO-parody
....................and SEMI-novelty
Because of course if i'm going to sequence a song, i want it to be badass

.... So it would be a very serious artistic endeavor, producing it with RAVE standards... ( which are the very highest fucking standards in the music history)

And, it's a song i'm certain you are already familiar with.... HOWEVER.:
If you (or anybody else reading these words) somehow hasn't ever heard this song before... like say , for example comma because they're young, and it's before their time... and?
Because they don't listen to old 70s, music.

Then I consider it my duty to turn them on to this song... dead fucking serious period it would be my duty as an older person to make sure today's young intelligent males had been exposed to this particular song. At least once...

................at least once
Because this song just so happens to be FUCKING BADASS..... i'm not joking... it really packs a Wham!

...... And the name of this song is:

(to be continued)

This mentally ill faggot will literally just respond to himself for hours. Watch it happen.
He'll pretend it's other "logposters" but they never, ever materialize.

>>937140112
Nice story E.
Meds.

The song is called "AQUARIUS" by The 5th Dimension

" this is the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius, the Age of Aquarius, Aquarius"

But here's my idea:
remix it so it says
"This is The Dawning of THE END OF AMERICA"

THE END OF AMERICA.....

AMERICA......

Make it about the authoritarianism bullshit that's going on...

And instead of lyrics, just sequence of bunch of trump's public statements that he's made, from the stupidest to the scariest... in his own voice.. let him do.
All the talking

and sequence some really bad ass funky TB-303 Rave patterns playing behind his fat stupid voice

By the way I want you please.
Do me a favor comma and to vote three minutes out of your busy hectic schedule to actually LISTEN TO THIS ENTIRE SONG IN IT'S ENTIRETY... even if you already heard it a million times before, And especially if you've never heard of before...

because i want you to listen to it and imagine the lyrics THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE END OF AMERICA....

Anyway.... that's my idea... just a fun little side project... just for the fun of it. any thoughts or suggestions or critiques are always take an into consideration if they're coming from you. .

WARNING: this song is very watered down, milquetoast, homogenized and pasteurized... but don't be fooled

because at 2:16 it completely transforms into ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING FUNK NUMBERS EVER RECORDED

In fact if what happens after 2:16 doesn't move you, then you might want to get an e.K.G to make sure you are an already dead

at 2:16 it becomes perhaps the funkiest goddamn fucking groove and sincere honest soulful triumph ever recorded

No shit... enjoy

https://youtu.be/GaClbl4en4o?si=ldxdcDQRDRZQ8-p8

the dawning of the end of america

Think about it for me, please sir...
tell me your thoughts later

>>937140112

You are the first person to actually figure it all out

...... Goddamn, dude
.......................You're GOOD!!

BUSTED!!!

I got away with it for years
But I had to cross paths with YOU today

............. And now it's all come to an end

also: my wife says "hello!"

And by the way, I'm dead fucking serious

I actually think I could probably get it licensed out for different TV shows.Or maybe some youtube channels or something

I'm not talking about making money

I'm saying I think people would actually like it

" THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE END OF AMERICA"

I think it's fucking perfect
And i'm amazed nobody has already done it

>>937140292

And right now.....
I'm going straight to 2:16 again

DISSECT THE MUSIC WITH YOUR EARS
VIVISECT THE MUSIC....

ACTUALLY FEEL IT

That mother fucking baseline
Oh my god!!
It's so god damn cool
The gospelled type singing
The black dude BELTING IT OUT!!!

It's so goddamn sincere

You young guys really need to be exposed to shit like this

" LET THE SUNSHINE... LET THE SUN SHINE IN... THE SUN... SHINE IN.!!"

It is absolutely fucking genius

And now i'm gonna listen to it again because i'm seriously considering remixing this fucking song

>>937140112
You can't teach somebody to be creative
But You CAN teach them how to "teach themselves" how to be creative

And it all starts with simply LETTING GO
Relax....

And just be cool for the first time in your fucking life... who knows question mark you might even like it

logfags talking to himself again

>>937140779
You can't bump your own thread E.
Meds.

>>937140553

That's perfectly okay with me....

For example:
During my life, i have e had the great pleasure to work on somewhat magnificent paintings and artwork, and as soon as I was finished, i would stand up, AND RIP THE ARTWORK TO SHREDS

Not joking ..
i used to do it all the time
I did it because it was funny
It seemed to freak people out
They thought it was some kind of sacrilegious thing

" oh my god it was beautiful! WHY did you destroy it?!!!!"

........ Because life is yin and yang
and im equally as talented at destroying as I am in creating

It means absolutely nothing to me

Even my very best artwork ( which none of you have ever seen because I lost FOUR different complete portolios over the years... is an entire lifetimes volume of work lost forever)

And it only really bothered me the first time

It got subsequently easier to accept with each subsequent bad ass portfolio that got lost forever

It means nothing to me

You mean nothing to me

I'm kind of busy living my own existence comma and your existence has never even registered on my meter before

So sorry to break your heart, honey
But I really don't give a flying fuck what you do

So there's no need for you to continue announcing everyou're relevant decision you make

.................

>>937140779

I'm glad you asked.....

Yeah, she was absolutely goddamn gorgeous! GORGEOUS!!!!

I'm talking glamorous fashion magazine cover material... really hard to explain european genetics in the written word

Her name was stephanie...
She was from Lichtenstein...
She spoke Seven languages fluently...
And her grandparents owned one of the four largest banks in Liechtenstein

So when I say her family were billionaires?I'm actually not exaggerating at all. she lived right next to the governor's mansion in buckhead atlanta

My buddy kevin had a date plan with some girl, but he called me and told me it "7turns out megan has a friend with her", and if I didn't come along as a blind date, megan was going to back out of it...

And you know.... NEVER do that ' she has a friend' blind date thing..

Because you'll always get the big fat pig

To be continued
Hang in there, faggot....

It's not like you've got anything important to do with your life... I'll be right backjxrgm

>>937140779
So anyway , kevin and I went to go meet and her is fat ugly friend
He was about to stick me with the fat girl
And sure as hell...
Sure as fuck...
They came walking out and we saw their silhouettes... sure as you're born, of course mine was A BIG FAT FUCKING PIG!!!!... a real swine... i'm talking about a lard ass piece of shit.... i didn't even have to see her face. her big fat silhouette was already repugnant enough

And so they approached kevin's car
And I was shocked...
......... To discover
.......... The big fat pig
................was MEGAN
AND STEPHANIE WAS MY BLIND DATE
SHE WAS ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN WOMEN I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE STILL TO THIS DAY!!!
Stephanie was a teenager...
I was like twenty two maybe twenty three something maybe twenty seven
But who's counting?

STEPHANIE WAS ABSOLUTELY STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
So god damn classy...
SOOOOO classy....
She carried herself with a certain elegance
I suppose that self-confidence.One gets when your family are billionaires
She was so gorgeous
But she had no false pretence
She wasn't conceited at all
She was incredibly humble
But she was FUCKING MAGNETIC.!!!!!
I could not believe my eyes.I couldn't believe what was happening. with each next sentence, she revealed more amazing details.I had no idea
She traveled the world all by herself
She was so goddamn continental and sophisticated

It made me look like a total noob
I thought I had seen it all
Well thirty minutes later kevin retires to his bedroom with megan... leaving me in the living room with stephanie
I was being very dignified... very respectful, just fascinated and learning about her
WHEN SHE LITERALLY RAPED ME
i'm not joking
She sexually assaulted me violently

........ To be continued

>>937140112

>>937141655
> To be continued
Please don’t.
You insufferable geriatric shit.

>>937140779
Of course i'm aware what with your heroic DEFENDER AGAINST LOGFAG duties, you have lots of beautiful young women throwing themselves at you. .

So you'll understand what i'm about to say:

I've taken 'more than five' women into bed in my life...

And you can bet your last fucking dollar
that STEPHANIE WAS THE MOST ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE UNLIKELY MIRACULOUS GODSEND SEXUAL ASSAULT THAT EVER HAPPENED

That petite and ninety pound girl KICKED MY ASS WITH HER PUSSY

She changed my life that night
I'm not going to get into the details
But let it suffice to say:
She didn't just 'have sex with me'
It was a fucking religious experience
IS SHE CHANGED MY ENTIRE GODDAMN LIFE...

When we finished I was crying almost
I told her " oh my god... I am SOOOO IN LOVE WITH YOU !!!! I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!"

And she told me " that's good cause i'm your girlfriend now:

(hahaha @ "that's good", like "oh well i'm your girlfriend either way so at least that's convenient that you like me")

Told you she was razor sharp
She went to the best fucking school
Galloway school
Where all the celebrities and millionaires kids go

Stephanie and I were inseparable for 4 years

We were legendary, is wherever we went, it seemed to cause a stir.... back then I was wearing all black leather and I had my hair dyed black and slick back in a pompador with real Butch wax.. not that sissy hair gel.. real butch wax

I Was young and unafraid
And she was so gorgeous....
......she was SOOOOO mesmerizingly gorgeous

I suppose we looked pretty cool together

To be continued

>>937141997

lol

............nice

>>937142044

You know what's funny?

You calling me geriatric
Which may or may not technically be accurate based on criteria criteria like age.Or how many range you can count if you cut me in half....

But what's really funny is how
YOU ARE YOUNG... IN YOUR PRIME

THE MOST VITAL.
POWERFUL YEARS OF YOUR LIFE

And you don't do a goddamn thing with it

You accomplish absolutely NOTHING

You get absolutely ZERO pussy
You don't take any risks
You don't take any wild long shots
You've never been in a bar room first fight
You never go out there and seize opportunities.. you never go out there and CREATE THE GODDAMN OPPORTUNITY FOR YOURSELF...
You spend an ignorant amount of time sitting on your lazy fucking ass... sedentary and soft... it's a work day, BUT APPARENTLY YOU HAVE THE DAY OFF
You can't even support yourself

So this is how you spend the best years of your life?
me? i run every day, and although i'm old, im definitely WAYYY tougher and healthier than you, and since you've never been in the real fist fight, you'd be surprised just how fast this old motherfucker would crush your windpipe

I listen to much cooler music than you
You're out of touch when it comes to good music

I understand ( and despise) current culture much better than you do

I'm much hipper and cooler and and care free... i'm the one getting pussy and smoking.Weed and blaring dubstep while I get deep throat

And coincidentally enough
YOU... live the geriatric life, not me

I can literally go full throttle for 3 days without drugs
No drugs required
I can literally paint or record music.Or fuck the ever living shit out of a woman for 3 days.. Nonstop no drugs required
( unlike you, i've had so much pussy.I can delay my orgasms as long as I like... i doubt you've ever done tantric sex before, considering the fact that so far, no woman on earth will touch you
Yeah... i'm the real whipper snapper here
And you're the grandpa of the group
Eat some more pudding, grandpa
Your bedtime is at sundown

>>937142882
yo i'm all about dat LogLife nigga

>>937142044

I'm not going as far as to accuse you of having erectile dysfunction... but

Let's just be honest...

If that.'s what you call an 'erection'?
That maybe you need to find a good nursing home

Because you're the one drinking soup
Stuck in your ways
A chromogen
A complaining old asshole

At your young age.........

You actually remind me more of somebody GRANDMOTHER

And a lot less like their grandfather

I just don't get a lot of masculinity vibes from you

I might be old as fuck
But i'm a thousand times more man than you'll ever be

lol

I was more man than you'll ever be by the time I was thirteen years old

And i'm NOT joking

When I was thirteen, i was regularly going to frat parties at UGA Athens

And they all accepted me and embraced me into their group... not sure what you were doing at thirteen but it seems like you're still doing it

Grow up

>>937143169
Fuck off

>>937143192

HEY VIRGIN.....

MCDONALDS IS HIRING

>>937143271
>le virgin
You
Spam
Log
Threads

>>937142044
So i'm sitting there mesmerized. I had never experienced such a CONNECTED EUPHORIC SEXUAL EXPERIENCE in my life, and trust me....That's saying quite a lot.....

I was dumbfounded.. It was like I could just seen god or something And stephanie was laying there smiling at me... (although stephanie was WAAAYY way way more beautiful with perfect facial phenotypical structure, she looked very much like that girl from harry potter... i forgot her name.. you know... the hot young chick from harry potter?) Not only did she look like that , but much better
But she went to galloway school , so they wore the same outfits basically
And I looked at my beautiful new7 girlfriend Who I had loved my entire life
Yet I had only just met her forty five minutes earlier...And I asked her.....
..............." so, how old are you, anyway?"
And her answer SHATTERED
MY FUCKING MIND!!!!!!!
OH.... MY..... GOD !!!!!!
OH SHIT!!!
NO!! NO!!!
YOU'RE KIDDING ME??!!!
WHAT THE FUCK ??!!!!
....... Stephanie thought it was funny
Oh my god she was so amazing
Right then and there It didn't matter that she answered honestly. Because I was so in love with her. I wasn't just lusting for her I WAS MADLY FUCKING IN LOVE WITH HER.....And I decided right then and there. "it's too late. it's already happened. i can't stop it now"
She taught me so much...She was so worldly...She was definitely wearing the pants in our relationshipBut this was a fucking crime, according to the law
Her father loved me, by the way...
Believe it or not, stephanie insisted insisted I meet him, out of old fashioned respect and dignity
He had the very best imported russian vodka ( it was actually illegal, long story)
He was quite literally a billionaire
And as I was talking to him
Stephanie starts pulling on my sleep trying to pull me upstairs
And her father said
" it looks like stephanie wants to have the sex"
.........THE sex

We caused chaos wherever we went
Like I said
It was fucking legendary

Can someone explain the meaning behind this?

>>937143192
You know elvis convinced priscilla's father to allow him to fly his fourteen year old daughter to graceland and live with him...

........... Well, stephanie instant me became my priscilla
INSTANTLY
There was no questioning it
It wasn't a matter open to negotiation
It was chizzled in stone....

So what if she was younger than Priscilla, right?

Because she spoke seven languages fluently, and would travel to Lucerne switzerland all by herself every few weekends, just to go shopping...
I'm not joking at all
I swear to God.This is all one hundred percent true
SHE WOULD FLY TO LUCERNE SWITZERLAND TO GO SHOPPING...
And she had the coolest fucking clothes and shit
She looked like a little vampire or something
She had really good taste....
Her father loved me
He thought I was a very honorable guy
I had the balls to come.Look him eye to I and shake his hand and introduce myself
I had his full approval to date his daughter

She was much safer with me than with somebody her age
And wherever we went...
HEADS WOULD FUCKING TURN....
I'm sure you can imagine....
You would never guess her age by looking at her
No way. absolutely no way
I mean obviously she was a teenager but you probably think seventeen about to turn eighteen
................no

Anyway....
We had matching black leather motorcycle jackets with our own logo on the back of them...
She and I had our own logo
Dude...
YOU ARE WASTING THE BEST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE
It is my duty to continually remind you what a fucking douchebag you are right now
GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS AND GO OUT THERE AND FIND HER
...... Or in your case FIND HIM
Other people are relishing the opportunities they took, because your stupid ass wasn't there

YOUR STUPID LAZY ASS WAS SITTING IN THAT FUCKING CHAIR

And?
The guys emptying their testicles into those girls didn't deserve the opportunities

They were meant for YOU

GET OUT OF THAT STINKY FUCKING CHAIR YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT!!!

>>937143901

Yes, gladly

It's a metaphor statement about not necessarily the human condition itself, but more about the absurdity of people who always need to find meaning in something

>>937143192

You've never lived until you've walked into panos and paul's restaurant in buckhead, with your gorgeous billionaire thirteen year old girlfriend each of you wearing matching motorcycle jackets with your logo on the back...

And having all of the male patrons and staff is smile knowingly, while rich snooty hootie old women almost fake in their seats...

You ain't seen jack shit, buddy

not that stupid fucking chair of yours

As you have so clearly demonstrated
Life doesn't happen in that chair

There's other guys laughing their asses off right now, pinching themselves wondering why they're so lucky

Do you want to know why they are so lucky?

BECAUSE YOU'RE SITTING IN THAT FUCKING CHAIR

Because you were there to seize that fucking opportunity

And you have the audacity to call other people geriatric?

You're worse than geriatric

YOU MIGHT AS WELL ALREADY BE DEAD

Because you'd be accomplishing the same amount either way

You get the same amount of pussy if you were dead

But it's not just about sex

She was in love with me as well
Those were four of the most amazing years of anybody's life...

And I would have never experienced it
If I had been sitting in your stupid little chair

I'm afraid you've failed the edition again

Go home and practice a little bit
Start slow
Just try one turd
See how it works out
See how it tastes

It's all downhill after that
Come back and audition again when you get your shit together

>>937139051 (OP)

By the way, this is an Elvis song.You would never think of when picking out music by elvis

I more than love elvis
I literally worship the motherfucker

Elvis was the JESUS OF COOL
He was the king of self destruction

It wasn't even his music that I found so appealing about him. it was his self-destruction and his generosity while slowly killing himself each day.
Nobody committed suicide harder or longer than Elvis

His suicide lasted twenty years
Kurt cobain ain't got shit on that

Check out how amazingly talented Elvis was

Listen to his playfulness in this song
And check out his opera talents
Most people don't know.He was a huge opera fan when he was a kid

And it shows
This song would have been great.
In goodfellas..... it's rock, but it's also kind of like 'big sounding' like some kind of shit mafioso's would listen to.. like kind of sinatra but not uncool like sinatra. it would have been great in goodfellas..

I play this song in honor of the night I met stephanie... enjoy

Ladies and gentlemen I give you
SUCH A NIGHT

https://youtu.be/lgiGMkgNFAk?si=m29MAXMWT1nBFXpl

>>937143192

I don't know why but I keep getting a strange Schwinn.Bicycle with a banana seat and a sissy bar vibe from you...

You know, with Clothespins holding playing cards.So they make a motorcycle sound on the spokes?

For some reason.... that's
The vibe I get

https://youtu.be/kJfYYZccdSs?si=LzhBJLr1CKr1eOzH

An older man comes to the realization that his younger lover deserves to move on and experience life, without him

And much like the way gentlemen used to lay their coat over a puddle for a woman

He offers his soul
He lays it down as a bridge
For her to traverse
To find a better life
to find new happiness

It was written by paul simon
A huge elvis fan
Can you imagine how proud Paul?Simon must have been the first time he heard elvis sing his song?

By the way , this song quite literally healed me from the most traumatic soul shattering event of my life, when I was quite literally kidnapped at gunpoint by two dixie mafia guys outside of a strip club in atlanta. long story

Let it suffice to say being kidnapped with a gun in my mouth broke my mind and soul and I felt dead afterwards...

Came home and listened to this song
And afterwards I walked out of the bedroom
And I told my wife (jets mom)
" I'M HEALED!! ELVIS LITERALLY HEALED ME!"

And i'm not joking. simply listening to this song somehow made me feel brand new again, even better than before

He had already started the downhill spiral
But his voice was even better than ever

If you don't like this song
THEN YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT

It's a beautiful love song
Written by paul simon
A genius jew
Who idolized elvis....

Oh shit!!.......

I just real.
Ized i've been in the wrong thread this entire time

I thought this was the ' why are all leftist faggots like this?" thread

my bad

fuck..... now I've got to go.Find that thread, and start from the beginning again

I hope I can remember all of it

Anyway, sorry for the confusion