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Anonymous No.937147326 >>937147453 >>937148709
Cleavage Thread
Celebrities, E-Celebs, Amateurs, whatever.
Anonymous No.937147364 >>937147485
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Let me tell you somethin’, cocksucka...

I ain’t never seen nothin’ like that fight in my fuckin’ life. I walk in there β€” smells like moldy deli meat and broken dreams. There’s a dude with a neck like a fuckin’ giraffe, talkin’ to a dead mouse like it’s his therapist. That’s Beady. The Canadian lunatic. Homeless lookin’ dude, got eyes like he’s been starin’ into microwaves since β€˜94.

And then there’s this other guy… they call him J-Tard. I don’t even know what the β€œJ” stands for β€” Jabroni? Jackass? JELL-O? He ain’t walkin’, he’s ROLLIN’ into the ring on a fuckin’ office chair that's leakin’ somethin’. I don’t know if it was soup, grease, or some kinda biological warning.

He’s got this wig on β€” blonde, shiny, like a Halloween Barbie wig you find in a gutter. He starts makin’ vroom vroom noises like he’s in a race car. β€œREAL MEN WATCH FORMULA ONE!” he yells. Bro… you leak when you talk. Nobody’s watchin’ anything when you’re around β€” they’re evacuating.

The bell rings, and this fuckin’ mutant peels out like he’s at Daytona β€” spinnin’ in circles, yellin’ about numbers and β€œbeing based,” whatever the fuck that means. Beady? He don’t say a word. He just stands there. Staring. Like he’s seen every version of the apocalypse and this ain’t even the worst one.

Then BANG β€” Beady just slaps him. Open palm. No wind-up. It sounded like God flushin’ a toilet. J-Tard falls over like a wet bookshelf, chair and all. Wig goes flyin’. People are screamin’, runnin’ for the exits. One dude was cryin’ into his hot dog. It was like someone dropped a rotted cantaloupe into a blender and gave it a microphone.

That’s it.

That’s the fight.

Two minutes of chaos, zero dignity, and one chair that needs to be set on fuckin’ fire.

Stay black, cocksuckas. And wash your fuckin’ chairs.
Anonymous No.937147441 >>937147880
inb4 the gun-toting menace shoots a bunch of people
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>>937147326 (OP)
Cleavage is good for you
Anonymous No.937147469 >>937147843
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Anonymous No.937147485 >>937147790
>>937147364
He made I think six of them. Post them all.
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Anonymous No.937147790 >>937147818
>>937147485
>He made I think six of them. Post them all.
Who made them? And can you give me a QRD on what this meme or whatever is about? I've seen it before but I don't get it.
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Anonymous No.937147818 >>937149799
>>937147790
no lurk more.
Anonymous No.937147826 >>937148879
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>>937147469
he can, and he has
Anonymous No.937147880
>>937147441
I have owned guns for almost a decade now. Statistics show that after your first gun and your first year of crime free ownership you doing something silly becomes a statistical anomaly.
Good talk.
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>I have owned guns for almost a decade now. Statistics show that after your first gun and your first year of crime free ownership you doing something silly becomes a statistical anomaly.
>Good talk.
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Anonymous No.937148621 >>937148657 >>937148685
Anonymous No.937148657 >>937148818
>>937148621
mommy!
Anonymous No.937148685 >>937148818
>>937148621
You have any of her in that slutty blue outfit
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>>937147326 (OP)
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Anonymous No.937148818 >>937148953
>>937148657
Best mommy
>>937148685
This one?
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>>937147826
Hot!
Anonymous No.937148948 >>937148988
Anonymous No.937148953 >>937149296
>>937148818
Yeah, any more
Anonymous No.937148988 >>937149026
>>937148948
Anonymous No.937149026 >>937149098
>>937148988
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Anonymous No.937149098 >>937149248
>>937149026
Anonymous No.937149248 >>937149344
>>937149098
Anonymous No.937149283 >>937149308
>>937149051
fuckdoll
Anonymous No.937149296 >>937149360 >>937149363
>>937148953
Of course
Anonymous No.937149308 >>937149517
>>937149283
Anonymous No.937149344 >>937149374
>>937149248
Anonymous No.937149360 >>937149500
>>937149296
True Goddess
Anonymous No.937149363 >>937149500
>>937149296
God damn, moar of this
Anonymous No.937149374 >>937149420
>>937149344
Anonymous No.937149420 >>937149480
>>937149374
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>>937149420
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Anonymous No.937149500 >>937149592 >>937150043
>>937149360
>>937149363
I pretty much jerked to her exclusively for like a month after the came out
Anonymous No.937149517 >>937149589
>>937149308
tight toy
Anonymous No.937149545 >>937149622
>>937149480
Anonymous No.937149589 >>937149725
>>937149517
Anonymous No.937149592 >>937149749
>>937149500
Same for me, keep going g with this
Anonymous No.937149622 >>937149712
>>937149545
Anonymous No.937149639 >>937149700 >>937149749
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>>937149639
Anonymous No.937149712 >>937149740
>>937149622
Anonymous No.937149725 >>937149956
>>937149589
Liv is best zoomer tbqh
Anonymous No.937149740 >>937149827
>>937149712
Anonymous No.937149749 >>937149890 >>937149956
>>937149592
For sure
>>937149639
And more of her
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>>937147818
>no lurk more.
Lurking more means I'll keep seeing this reference over and over, but unless someone explains it to me I'll never understand it.
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Anonymous No.937149827 >>937149865 >>937150006
>>937149740
Anonymous No.937149839 >>937149932
Anonymous No.937149865 >>937149970
>>937149827
Anonymous No.937149890 >>937149956
>>937149749
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>>937149839
need to be glazed
Anonymous No.937149956 >>937150042
>>937149725
>>937149749
>>937149890
Anonymous No.937149970 >>937150028
>>937149865
Anonymous No.937150006 >>937150186
>>937149827
i mean they're kinda just people that i've seen interacting on a site like this or other forums.
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Anonymous No.937150028 >>937150096
>>937149970
Anonymous No.937150042 >>937150068
>>937149956
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>>937149500
I wanna motorboat her
Anonymous No.937150068 >>937150209
>>937150042
Anonymous No.937150096 >>937150241
>>937150028
Anonymous No.937150186 >>937150280
>>937150006
at some point you have to stop putting your hand on a hot stove and thinking it'll be fine this time
Anonymous No.937150209 >>937150268
>>937150068
every inch needs worshipping
Anonymous No.937150241 >>937150383
>>937150096
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>>937150209
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>>937150186
At some point you have to pick a thread and stick to it.
Anonymous No.937150360 >>937150419
>>937150249
bimbo
>>937150268
cocksleeve
Anonymous No.937150383 >>937150451
>>937150241
Anonymous No.937150419 >>937150543 >>937150552
>>937150360
Anonymous No.937150451 >>937150574
>>937150383
Anonymous No.937150543 >>937150611
>>937150419
I already came twice today but Liv is getting me excited again
Anonymous No.937150552 >>937150611
>>937150419
hot cameltoe
Anonymous No.937150574 >>937150679
>>937150451
Anonymous No.937150611 >>937150707 >>937150855
>>937150543
>>937150552
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>>937150574
Anonymous No.937150707 >>937150839
>>937150611
eat that mound like a peach
Anonymous No.937150839 >>937150941
>>937150707
Anonymous No.937150855 >>937150941 >>937150979
>>937150611
So very excited
Anonymous No.937150941 >>937150979 >>937151057
>>937150855
based
>>937150839
she loves spread legs
Anonymous No.937150979 >>937151057 >>937151057 >>937151105
>>937150855
>>937150941
Anonymous No.937151057 >>937151095 >>937151105
>>937150941
No u
>>937150979
>>937150979
More if her ass and I'll definitely get going once more
Anonymous No.937151095 >>937151105 >>937151245
>>937151057
Anonymous No.937151105 >>937151229 >>937151245
>>937151057
maybe both of us
>>937150979
>>937151095
Even looks good from the back
Anonymous No.937151229 >>937151347
>>937151105
Anonymous No.937151245 >>937151347
>>937151095
Here we go
>>937151105
Perhaps
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Anonymous No.937151347 >>937151465
>>937151245
depends on how well you do now.
>>937151229
You joining along in the fun?
Anonymous No.937151465 >>937152123
>>937151347
I'll try my best
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>>937151717
nice necklace tho
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Anonymous No.937152070 >>937157905
Wife
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Sophia belongs here
Anonymous No.937152123 >>937152160 >>937152766
>>937151465
got tired of waiting for anon to come back. Best is good
Anonymous No.937152160 >>937152286
>>937152123
Anonymous No.937152286 >>937152356
>>937152160
Amazing
Anonymous No.937152356 >>937152445
>>937152286
Anonymous No.937152445 >>937152485
>>937152356
All the way up. I'll meet them in the middle
Anonymous No.937152485 >>937152587
>>937152445
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Anonymous No.937152587 >>937152642 >>937152907
>>937152495
Fat KK tits
>>937152485
cute
Anonymous No.937152642 >>937152705
>>937152587
Anonymous No.937152705 >>937152741
>>937152642
(Wet) Dream team
Anonymous No.937152741 >>937152809
>>937152705
Anonymous No.937152766 >>937152809
>>937152123
I sort of gave up
Anonymous No.937152809 >>937152870
>>937152766
Understandable
>>937152741
leather looks great
Anonymous No.937152870 >>937152981 >>937153067
>>937152809
Anonymous No.937152907 >>937153067
>>937152587
Kimmies fat tits smothering me
Anonymous No.937152981 >>937153067
>>937152870
But I'm getting in the mood again
Anonymous No.937153067 >>937153125 >>937153238 >>937153310
>>937152907
As they should. Blood rushing south and no breath
>>937152870
Mmhmm
>>937152981
Better
Anonymous No.937153125 >>937153310 >>937153340
>>937153067
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Anonymous No.937153238 >>937153340
>>937153067
Blood will be rushing
Anonymous No.937153310 >>937153340
>>937153067
>>937153125
Definitely getting in the mood
Anonymous No.937153340 >>937153383 >>937153449
>>937153125
fun collar
>>937153238
but it's hand pumping, isn't it
>>937153310
faster
Anonymous No.937153383 >>937153558
>>937153340
Anonymous No.937153449 >>937153558
>>937153340
Good things take time
Anonymous No.937153558 >>937153610 >>937153647
>>937153449
And important things take priority.
>>937153383
Love that look
Anonymous No.937153610 >>937153692
>>937153558
Anonymous No.937153647 >>937153692
>>937153558
I can think of no one more important than Liv right now
Anonymous No.937153692 >>937153720 >>937153768
>>937153647
won't need to think at all
>>937153610
That dip in the back...
Anonymous No.937153720 >>937153869
>>937153692
Anonymous No.937153768 >>937153869
>>937153692
Soon, there will be no chance of thoughts, even if they were required
Anonymous No.937153869 >>937153989 >>937154002
>>937153720
One of my favorites of her
>>937153768
Good. pump them all away
Anonymous No.937153989 >>937154035 >>937154161
>>937153869
Anonymous No.937154002 >>937154035
>>937153869
That's the plan
Anonymous No.937154035 >>937154161
>>937153989
And of course i have to step away. Keep up the good work for >>937154002 if you could please
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>>937154035
>>937153989
Yes, please
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Anonymous No.937156963 >>937157385
I love breasts
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>>937156963
Moar atwell
Anonymous No.937157905 >>937160551
>>937152070
Sexy! more?
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Anonymous No.937160551 >>937160737
>>937157905
Yep here u go!
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>>937160551
Fuuuck your wife is hot
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>>937161694
I would devour her tits’n’pits for decades
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Anonymous No.937162075 >>937162188 >>937162661
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Anonymous No.937162188 >>937162222 >>937162294
>>937162075
Queen of teen cleavage RILEY CHALTRY THE WHORE
Anonymous No.937162222 >>937162321
>>937162188
Let's cover up that face and put her on a diet
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>>937162188
Damn
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>>937162222
Maybe u can beat the ugly out of her! Riley’s nothing but a set of big tits
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Bump
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jizzzz
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jizz
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jizz
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shit thread
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>>937174033
nu