Cleavage Thread
Celebrities, E-Celebs, Amateurs, whatever.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:14:13 PM
No.937147432
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Let me tell you somethin’, cocksucka...
I ain’t never seen nothin’ like that fight in my fuckin’ life. I walk in there — smells like moldy deli meat and broken dreams. There’s a dude with a neck like a fuckin’ giraffe, talkin’ to a dead mouse like it’s his therapist. That’s Beady. The Canadian lunatic. Homeless lookin’ dude, got eyes like he’s been starin’ into microwaves since ‘94.
And then there’s this other guy… they call him J-Tard. I don’t even know what the “J” stands for — Jabroni? Jackass? JELL-O? He ain’t walkin’, he’s ROLLIN’ into the ring on a fuckin’ office chair that's leakin’ somethin’. I don’t know if it was soup, grease, or some kinda biological warning.
He’s got this wig on — blonde, shiny, like a Halloween Barbie wig you find in a gutter. He starts makin’ vroom vroom noises like he’s in a race car. “REAL MEN WATCH FORMULA ONE!” he yells. Bro… you leak when you talk. Nobody’s watchin’ anything when you’re around — they’re evacuating.
The bell rings, and this fuckin’ mutant peels out like he’s at Daytona — spinnin’ in circles, yellin’ about numbers and “being based,” whatever the fuck that means. Beady? He don’t say a word. He just stands there. Staring. Like he’s seen every version of the apocalypse and this ain’t even the worst one.
Then BANG — Beady just slaps him. Open palm. No wind-up. It sounded like God flushin’ a toilet. J-Tard falls over like a wet bookshelf, chair and all. Wig goes flyin’. People are screamin’, runnin’ for the exits. One dude was cryin’ into his hot dog. It was like someone dropped a rotted cantaloupe into a blender and gave it a microphone.
That’s it.
That’s the fight.
Two minutes of chaos, zero dignity, and one chair that needs to be set on fuckin’ fire.
Stay black, cocksuckas. And wash your fuckin’ chairs.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:14:20 PM
No.937147441
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>>937147880
inb4 the gun-toting menace shoots a bunch of people
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:15:05 PM
No.937147485
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>>937147790
>>937147364
He made I think six of them. Post them all.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:16:21 PM
No.937147790
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>>937147818
>>937147485
>He made I think six of them. Post them all.
Who made them? And can you give me a QRD on what this meme or whatever is about? I've seen it before but I don't get it.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:18:14 PM
No.937147880
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>>937147441
I have owned guns for almost a decade now. Statistics show that after your first gun and your first year of crime free ownership you doing something silly becomes a statistical anomaly.
Good talk.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:22:35 PM
No.937148073
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>I have owned guns for almost a decade now. Statistics show that after your first gun and your first year of crime free ownership you doing something silly becomes a statistical anomaly.
>Good talk.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:36:56 PM
No.937148685
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>>937148818
>>937148621
You have any of her in that slutty blue outfit
>>937149360
>>937149363
I pretty much jerked to her exclusively for like a month after the came out
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:58:34 PM
No.937149592
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>>937149749
>>937149500
Same for me, keep going g with this
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:02:25 PM
No.937149799
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>>937147818
>no lurk more.
Lurking more means I'll keep seeing this reference over and over, but unless someone explains it to me I'll never understand it.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:06:51 PM
No.937150006
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>>937150186
>>937149827
i mean they're kinda just people that i've seen interacting on a site like this or other forums.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:10:19 PM
No.937150186
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>>937150280
>>937150006
at some point you have to stop putting your hand on a hot stove and thinking it'll be fine this time
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:10:45 PM
No.937150209
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>>937150268
>>937150068
every inch needs worshipping
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:12:19 PM
No.937150280
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>>937150186
At some point you have to pick a thread and stick to it.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:16:54 PM
No.937150543
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>>937150611
>>937150419
I already came twice today but Liv is getting me excited again
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:20:29 PM
No.937150707
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>>937150839
>>937150611
eat that mound like a peach
>>937150941
No u
>>937150979
>>937150979
More if her ass and I'll definitely get going once more
>>937151057
maybe both of us
>>937150979
>>937151095
Even looks good from the back
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:34:43 PM
No.937151347
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>>937151465
>>937151245
depends on how well you do now.
>>937151229
You joining along in the fun?
>>937151465
got tired of waiting for anon to come back. Best is good
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:59:10 PM
No.937152445
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>>937152485
>>937152356
All the way up. I'll meet them in the middle
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:09:08 AM
No.937152907
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>>937153067
>>937152587
Kimmies fat tits smothering me
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:10:25 AM
No.937152981
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>>937153067
>>937152870
But I'm getting in the mood again
>>937152907
As they should. Blood rushing south and no breath
>>937152870
Mmhmm
>>937152981
Better
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:16:53 AM
No.937153310
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>>937153340
>>937153067
>>937153125
Definitely getting in the mood
>>937153449
And important things take priority.
>>937153383
Love that look
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:23:12 AM
No.937153647
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>>937153692
>>937153558
I can think of no one more important than Liv right now
>>937153647
won't need to think at all
>>937153610
That dip in the back...
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:25:38 AM
No.937153768
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>>937153869
>>937153692
Soon, there will be no chance of thoughts, even if they were required
>>937153720
One of my favorites of her
>>937153768
Good. pump them all away
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:30:57 AM
No.937154035
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>>937154161
>>937153989
And of course i have to step away. Keep up the good work for
>>937154002 if you could please
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:45:27 AM
No.937161862
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>>937161694
I would devour her tits’n’pits for decades
>>937162075
Queen of teen cleavage RILEY CHALTRY THE WHORE
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:57:11 AM
No.937162222
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>>937162321
>>937162188
Let's cover up that face and put her on a diet
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:59:48 AM
No.937162321
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>>937162222
Maybe u can beat the ugly out of her! Riley’s nothing but a set of big tits
