Celebrities, E-Celebs, Amateurs, whatever.
Let me tell you somethinโ, cocksucka...
I ainโt never seen nothinโ like that fight in my fuckinโ life. I walk in there โ smells like moldy deli meat and broken dreams. Thereโs a dude with a neck like a fuckinโ giraffe, talkinโ to a dead mouse like itโs his therapist. Thatโs Beady. The Canadian lunatic. Homeless lookinโ dude, got eyes like heโs been starinโ into microwaves since โ94.
And then thereโs this other guyโฆ they call him J-Tard. I donโt even know what the โJโ stands for โ Jabroni? Jackass? JELL-O? He ainโt walkinโ, heโs ROLLINโ into the ring on a fuckinโ office chair that's leakinโ somethinโ. I donโt know if it was soup, grease, or some kinda biological warning.
Heโs got this wig on โ blonde, shiny, like a Halloween Barbie wig you find in a gutter. He starts makinโ vroom vroom noises like heโs in a race car. โREAL MEN WATCH FORMULA ONE!โ he yells. Broโฆ you leak when you talk. Nobodyโs watchinโ anything when youโre around โ theyโre evacuating.
The bell rings, and this fuckinโ mutant peels out like heโs at Daytona โ spinninโ in circles, yellinโ about numbers and โbeing based,โ whatever the fuck that means. Beady? He donโt say a word. He just stands there. Staring. Like heโs seen every version of the apocalypse and this ainโt even the worst one.
Then BANG โ Beady just slaps him. Open palm. No wind-up. It sounded like God flushinโ a toilet. J-Tard falls over like a wet bookshelf, chair and all. Wig goes flyinโ. People are screaminโ, runninโ for the exits. One dude was cryinโ into his hot dog. It was like someone dropped a rotted cantaloupe into a blender and gave it a microphone.
Thatโs it.
Thatโs the fight.
Two minutes of chaos, zero dignity, and one chair that needs to be set on fuckinโ fire.
Stay black, cocksuckas. And wash your fuckinโ chairs.
inb4 the gun-toting menace shoots a bunch of people
>>937147364He made I think six of them. Post them all.
>>937147485>He made I think six of them. Post them all.Who made them? And can you give me a QRD on what this meme or whatever is about? I've seen it before but I don't get it.
>>937147441I have owned guns for almost a decade now. Statistics show that after your first gun and your first year of crime free ownership you doing something silly becomes a statistical anomaly.
Good talk.
>I have owned guns for almost a decade now. Statistics show that after your first gun and your first year of crime free ownership you doing something silly becomes a statistical anomaly.
>Good talk.
>>937148621You have any of her in that slutty blue outfit
>>937149360>>937149363I pretty much jerked to her exclusively for like a month after the came out
>>937149500Same for me, keep going g with this
>>937147818>no lurk more.Lurking more means I'll keep seeing this reference over and over, but unless someone explains it to me I'll never understand it.
>>937149827i mean they're kinda just people that i've seen interacting on a site like this or other forums.
>>937150006at some point you have to stop putting your hand on a hot stove and thinking it'll be fine this time
>>937150068every inch needs worshipping
>>937150186At some point you have to pick a thread and stick to it.
>>937150419I already came twice today but Liv is getting me excited again
>>937150611eat that mound like a peach
>>937150941No u
>>937150979>>937150979More if her ass and I'll definitely get going once more
>>937151057maybe both of us
>>937150979>>937151095Even looks good from the back
>>937151245depends on how well you do now.
>>937151229You joining along in the fun?
>>937151465got tired of waiting for anon to come back. Best is good
>>937152356All the way up. I'll meet them in the middle
>>937152587Kimmies fat tits smothering me
>>937152870But I'm getting in the mood again
>>937152907As they should. Blood rushing south and no breath
>>937152870Mmhmm
>>937152981Better
>>937153067>>937153125Definitely getting in the mood
>>937153125fun collar
>>937153238but it's hand pumping, isn't it
>>937153310faster
>>937153449And important things take priority.
>>937153383Love that look
>>937153558I can think of no one more important than Liv right now
>>937153647won't need to think at all
>>937153610That dip in the back...
>>937153692Soon, there will be no chance of thoughts, even if they were required
>>937153720One of my favorites of her
>>937153768Good. pump them all away
>>937153989And of course i have to step away. Keep up the good work for
>>937154002 if you could please
>>937161694I would devour her titsโnโpits for decades
>>937162075Queen of teen cleavage RILEY CHALTRY THE WHORE
>>937162188Let's cover up that face and put her on a diet
>>937162222Maybe u can beat the ugly out of her! Rileyโs nothing but a set of big tits