celeb thread

>>937148783

this is what bd looks like when you feed him past midnight

>>937149910
at some point you have to stop putting your hand on a hot stove and thinking it'll be fine this time

>>937149325
ass

>>937150071

>>937150149
at some point you have to stop putting your hand on a hot stove and thinking it'll be fine this time

BD NOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFBHUshpFYU

>>937150315
oh right right of course.

>>937148964
You got my attention.
Also nipples please and cummy bush bait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu0CdjrNubg

>>937150716
snoodles or some shit

>>937150637
i choose to believe Stella wasn't lying about Kat. OF girls are known for their integrity

my family was so poor i had to share a bedroom with my mom……………

>>937150716
Oh hey it's my wife.

>>937150532
>>937150716
I would say these files were made up by Comey and Obama, and uh, made up by the Biden.

https://x.com/Torrie11/status/1945234798827479308

>>937151190
moner boner

baddie maddie

>>937151752
Swelled for feld?

It takes a lot to stimulate a male man like Beady.

The whores we like, the whores we post, to us they're serviceable, what we'd even consider great.

But to Men like Beady, he wouldn't give the time of day to the ugly whores we enjoy.
He's so used to hotter celebs that what we consider a 10/10 is his 6/10.

It's like dudes at the club bagging a whale because they have no other choice.
Beady has choices. A lot more than we do.

And he only chooses the best.

Nice.

>>937152550
Mid.

Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless population. “So what do you think Democrats can learn from somebody who, like you, targets the most vulnerable among us?” said Newsom, who acknowledged that while he and the murderer might not see eye to eye on the best way to eliminate the homeless, he was grateful for the opportunity to exchange ideas and perspectives. “You hate the homeless, I hate the homeless. People have been very hard on you, but I think at the end of the day, we all really just want the same thing. So, do you wear their skin?” At press time, podcast listeners were praising the killer for his civility.

I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

STEAM IS DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE

>>937153722
my messages won't even go through

>>937153722
This is what you get for angering Beady.

>>937151724
Lovely Emily

>>937154083

>>937153926
I can see them lmao

>>937153968
what did i do tho?

>>937154083
>>937154174
Yes, back in business

>>937154234
shts fked for me i duno :/

>>937154234
Failing to post Kylie.

>>937154345
i dont feed spammers

>>937154286
:/

>>937154422
That's what you think. ;)

>>937154174
same as it ever was

Big oof.

IT'S NOT CLOCKING TO YOU, IS IT BEADY?

I ordered an outdoor "camping" chair so I can sit outside and hopefully watch movies on my tablet so I don't gotta boil alive inside. Mite be comfy.

>>937155347
I missed the onboarding.

>>937155347
>>937155490

>I ordered an outdoor "camping" chair so I can sit outside and hopefully watch movies on my tablet so I don't gotta boil alive inside. Mite be comfy.

>>937155607
>>937155637

>the ship will brb

>>937154879

>>937156198

>>937156304

>>937156415
putting twins in Zoe

>>937149122
Open tits please

>>937156537
That's a minimum

goon gang wake up, time to beat our shit

>>937157177
I suppose I could go for triplets

i have a good new otter pic but i'm waiting for the right time to post it

>>937157366
how about never posting it, spammer

>>937157366
is there a wrong time?

>>937157477
right now would be the wrong time

>>937156304
She is so sexy

>>937157256
Q: If I was already awake do I have to wake up again?

>>937157633
I disagree

>>937157660
thats my wife you're talking about

>>937157762
i'll post a different otter pic for you

>>937157285
Always aim for the Moon

>>937157676
no then you have to go to sleep

busted to a sexy Kiki goodbye

>>937157762
Your wife is a hot piece of ass

>>937157852
spammer

My boss said if I don't become a prostitute that they'll take my money away.

>>937157906
The math checks out.
I don't like it but the math checks out.

Suscribe to my Only Chan's account.

>>937157989
you're the one spamming me rn

>>937157890
dreams as big as Zoe's pragnet tummy

>>937157852
cute but I want the new one :/

>>937157943
ty

>>937158095
The beaver was less ugly

>>937158132
Can do that

>>937158132
don't tell anyone i posted this for you. this is our little secret.

>>937158222
checked and based otterdude

>>937158171
so so good

>>937158327

>>937158366
r o u n d

>>937158327
:DD

i've got a couple kura's i've never posted

>>937158469

i don't remember why i took this or what my intent was with this

>>937158502
cyute

>>937158686

>>937158866
glad you like em, bro

>>937159091
damn nice hat bruv

>>937159450

gnite all

>>937159716
sleep well

It's sometimes kinda cozy to think about people being cozy even if you're not.

Dejj as fuq

Maybe if we spam more otters and masturbate more people who don't contribute and ruin these threads they will be less dejj.

Any day now it's gonna happen.

>>937160577
Any day now your Mommy will love you

>>937160512

>>937160577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8H3i1HFYuM

If want these threads to be less dejj maybe we could try fosters an environment where the people who make it less dejj are rewarded?

Perhaps by, I don't know, not treating them worse than people who don't post celebs?

One of those crazy ideas I just came up with.

But nah things are working so good why would we change course now.

Surely by feeding the people who don't post celebs this place will become increasingly lively.

>>937160872
Every poster left because of you
And you know its true which is why you never acknowledge it

How do you spell relief?
R-O-L-A-I-D-S

When I first came here I used to feed people who don't post celebs, for like 1.5-2 years then never since.

Literally catering to the bottom denominator.

These people are in here, obviously jerking off to the pictures being posted yet they either too lazy to save and re-upload the pictures they are already jerking off to, or they simply understand the obvious and that is it's better to never post celebs in here.

Either way the result is the same. People don't post celebs.
The threads become more dejj.

That's how things work.

Whatever. Over a decade of explaining this shit.
Any day now things are gonna get better. Just a few more years.

THIS MFKER IS DEJJ

>>937161186
Name one celeb poster you miss who didnt leave because of you directly

>>937160842
The cutest

SHTS DEJJ AS FUQ

why did Beady choose to kill /cel/?

>>937161433
He has the IQ of a cactus.

>>937161433
same reason he cant maintain a single friendship or even see his family anymore irl
he simply doesnt understand human relationships and blames everyone but himself

>>937161250
Bbro. Though that might be cheating because he died

>>937161687
bbro did leave because bd targeted him with spam every time he posted

>>937161723
i thought that was rowbro

>>937161756
he does it to anyone whos nice to him it will be allison next hes already started

>>937160757
https://youtu.be/skZlvck-2lI?si=x4lQVHwTwTfUxeBd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvaSfSnDneI

>"Human relationships."
>Encouraging people to not contribute to the thread they're in.
Right.

You see, when I post celebs and someone goes "MMM MY DICK" and doesn't post celebs, they're doing that because they know that there's a 99% chance that the person they're spamming will feed them.

If there was a 0% chance the person they're spamming would feed them, they would post a celeb because they would not get a reply otherwise.

If when I posted a celeb, and someone replied to me with a celeb I like in turn, I would never have to ask for celebs and I would never get PISSED and I would never spam.

Alas, when I post celebs NO ONE REPLIES POSTING A CELEB and then I have to BEG for someone to post a celeb I like and when no one does I ruin the threads because why the fuck not?

See how that works?

HOW IT IS
1) I post celeb.
2) I get spammed.
3) I'm forced to ask for a celeb I like.
4) No one posts anything.
5) I ruin the threads.

HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
1) I post a celeb.
2) Someone replies to me POSTING A CELEB.
3) WE BOTH ENJOY THE THREAD!

It ain't that fucking complicated.
Stop encouraging people to not post celebs IN THE CELEB THREAD.

>>937161784
Allison has endured at least two different waves of it in previous reincarnations. He's apparently just plain immune, but i get your point

When people know that spamming MMMMMMMMMMM MY DICK works 99% of the time, they're not gonna bother posting celebs.

>>937161815
People in these threads dont talk to you for the same reason your family dont
Because you are horrible needy cloying desperate and cruel
Or are you gonna blame people not posting pics for your own parents not loving you?

He knows everything Im saying is true which is why he never responds

HE'S GOING TO GET VERY PISSED SOON.

Brocky be like DUDE JUST BE NON-STOP NICE AND MAYBE ONE DAY I'LL TREAT YOU AS WELL AS THE SHIT TALKING SPAMMERS WHO DON'T POST CELEBS.

Uhhh... okay... or maybe I just won't post celebs either and continue to spam Emma every day?

I'm not gonna put in effort to maybe get treated as well as people who don't put in any effort.

Which is why all the good posters left.
It doesn't make sense to be in here posting celebs, getting flooded with spam all the while the spammers are getting treating better than you.

Crazy right?

Don't sht talk mr. brocky, you dumb motherfker.

>I need to literally spam to drive out people before they maybe leave from something that isn't really spam
Your honor, i know i shot my parents, but won't you have mercy on an orphan

>I just want celebs posted
>Which is why I mercilessly bully and harass anyone who tries to be nice to me

>>937162216
kek

>>937162046
All of the good posters fucking hated your guts though?
You keep romanticizing the old days before everyone got fed up with your spam and left but they already couldn't stand you.

Reminder that this sack of shit was always just a mentally ill asshole loser and he knows he ruined everything here and he likes it
Only thing he has ever wanted and ever will want js people sucking his asshole because he's a worthless retard who can't do anything in life.
Nobody fucking likes this guy. No one ever has and he knows it.

Misery loves company.

>>937161815
mental illness

mmm my dick

Good morning thread

Ya

>>937162976
good evening anon

>>937162976
Forgot pic

>>937163034

>>937163168
My haters kek

>>937163168
He was never a big factor in terms of life.

Waking up with my bone poking out of my pants feels so good

>babs is hung

Okay, libtard.

>>937164342

>Okay, libtard.

RIP to the great Lee Elia. This will never be topped

>>937164957
ball knower

Whatever, libtard.

>>937165174

>Beady stops postng.
>Thread immediately dies.

>>937166044
The thread didn't die you stupid ugly mentally ill balding low iq fucking faggot, it was chill and going slow and would become alive and have good anons again If you left forever

I'll behalf of any good anon here who wants this place to succeed, kill yourself.

>>937166044
Libtard.

HE KNOWS BALL

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4bqK8G9gfVM

>>937165265
>>937166151
The Phimo is strong with this one.

Uuunnnfff

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2025 - Mexico cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41BjDseAlBI

>>937166515
I didn’t piss my pants

so many maggis :0

>>937166658
this was the last pic that made me cum btw so i hope you all like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frazx5zxScE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VEN64Wzg5U

>>937166692
>>937166658
NO MORE FUCKING NIGGERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmEvxswn4IY

>>937166658
We need more black celebs, they're hot af

>>937166918
This but for real

>>937166637
whore

>>937166918
>>937167034
Even Niggers don't want She Boons

>>937166658
Id let rihanna fart on my face

>>937167034
I was. I post black celebs here from time to time

>>937166537
????? Wat

>>937167096
Hmm, as do I. Suspicious. Are you me

>>937167215
Depends what celebs they are

>>937167096
>>937167215
Nigger Lovers

>>937163250
>>937163152
>>937163113
>>937163071
>>937163034
>>937163031
>>937162573
>>937161798
Nobody cares. Not celebs. Fuck off.

>>937167345
Make the new thread you rodent fucking baldy

>>937167345
You Mother Sucks Nigger Cocks in Hell

>>937167431
>>937167431
>>937167431

>>937167507
You sure think about black guys a lot, faggot

>>937167273
And proud

cooom

>>937167595
>celeb thread
>only showing pics of dead people
why is everyone on 4chan so depressed?

cooommmm

cum