Thread 937156761 - /b/ [Archived: 272 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:52:30 PM No.937156761
tony soprano fatass
tony soprano fatass
md5: b28a1c3bae5de0933c6436013adefd85๐Ÿ”
>this is what a morbidly obese man who dies in his 40's from obesity looks like

it's over for 95% of /tv/
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:53:28 PM No.937156762
>>937156761 (OP)
He was like 5 times fatter when he died
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:55:28 PM No.937156763
>>937156762
yeah gandolfini died while on vacation after eating like 20 fried shrimp and drinking 5 pinacoladas and a bottle of whiskey and 8 beers or something
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:56:00 PM No.937156764
>>937156762
Mmmmmmmmboy
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:57:58 PM No.937156765
SYYVOFSFJJYUU56FCKIAB3IUYU
SYYVOFSFJJYUU56FCKIAB3IUYU
md5: 2672e80f853aec73039d900688d040d8๐Ÿ”
51 years old at death and way fatter
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:00:14 AM No.937156766
>>937156765
Looks like a Roman emperor
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:01:25 AM No.937156767
QA36RDZB6BPX7UBQRID2HJJGJY
QA36RDZB6BPX7UBQRID2HJJGJY
md5: 57444a18a9b25f4645f4c07be2cef6f7๐Ÿ”
fucking hell was lost another one to the asian pussy.

what the fuck is it with actors and race mixing
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:08:46 AM No.937156768
>>937156767
what's with you and racial homogeny?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:13:20 AM No.937156769
>>937156761 (OP)
this is unironically the peak male body
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:14:16 AM No.937156770
>>937156768
it produces significantly better results, happier people, more functional societies, more peace, less suffering, more beautiful cultures, a better world all round
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:15:21 AM No.937156771
>>937156767
Asian pussy is delicious
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:15:29 AM No.937156772
popdance
popdance
md5: 7dae1a7d111047508391b58546959046๐Ÿ”
>Be early 30s wop
>This is how I will inevitably look in ten years
futures bright
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:21:17 AM No.937156773
tony being 300 pounds towards the end was more like a 5'9'' guy being 210, it's fat but it's not insane
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:21:59 AM No.937156774
>>937156772
>early 30s
>ten years

gandolfini was 35 in OP's pic
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:23:15 AM No.937156775
>>937156767
he wanted that kung pao coochie
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:23:26 AM No.937156776
>>937156774
Really? He looks 60
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:27:31 AM No.937156777
>>937156770
except for all of the greatest civilizations in history
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:28:43 AM No.937156778
>>937156761 (OP)
>>937156765
Its like an add for a weight loss clinic
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:30:20 AM No.937156779
Gandolfini was also an alcoholic and cocaine addict in addition to being obese.
It's no wonder he had a jammer.
RIP big man.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:30:23 AM No.937156780
>>937156763
I canโ€™t imagine how much coke sweat he was drenched in his entire last meal.
>DONT STOP, BELIV-
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:49:45 AM No.937156781
>>937156765
that's a normal body composition for an average male adult, I think?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:51:26 AM No.937156782
>>937156770
>Most powerful and rich country in the land is literally mutttopia
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:52:34 AM No.937156783
>>937156782
>85% white at the peak of its power
>declining ever since
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:53:36 AM No.937156784
>>937156761 (OP)
>Implying I will live to 40
My heart is in shamblee from vodka. I was told I allmost need a transplant. I'm 34. Not even obese.
Craig T. Nelson
7/16/2025, 12:54:10 AM No.937156785
A bear of a man. So what I get two orders of prawns
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:54:45 AM No.937156786
>5'11, weighed 310 this time last year
>200 now
>still look like shit, covered in stretch marks
even when I lose the last 30 and get down to a healthy weight it will have been for nothing.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:55:26 AM No.937156787
>>937156763
You forgot the 6 grams of coke before dinner
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:56:29 AM No.937156788
>>937156780
>show literally predicts the actors death down to the age mentioned
Spoopy
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:57:13 AM No.937156789
>>937156783
>It former main rival is bogged down in a war with a weaker land neighbour
>Disney movies playing in Chinese cinemas
>Unquestioned stranglehold on all international media (google, youtube, r*ddit, intagram, facebook, X)
>Declining

Cope harder, Pyotr/Chang/Rajeesh.
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Craig T. Nelson
7/16/2025, 12:57:16 AM No.937156790
>>937156786
Son, hypertrophy. Do the body builder work now. High reps, no baby weight shit, time under tension. The negative, the stretch. These are your friends now
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:57:17 AM No.937156791
>James Gandolfini's final meal, just before his fatal heart attack, reportedly consisted of four rum shots, two piรฑa coladas, two beers, two orders of fried prawns, and a large serving of foie gras.
It actually wasn't that much food, but thats a pretty crazy amount of alcohol with dinner
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:58:29 AM No.937156792
>>937156767
David Chase is an asshole for making fun of Gandolfini for his asian wife with Tony watching a commercial for asian escort services.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:58:58 AM No.937156793
>>937156761 (OP)

Gandolfini was in much better shape in the first season.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:59:23 AM No.937156794
>>937156772
>Gandolfini
Given the name ("Italicised" Germanic) and the stature (he was like 6'3 or something wasn't he), I wouldn't imagine the average "wop" looks anything like that
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:59:24 AM No.937156795
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md5: 4809f18f0d4ab5f4ef153f0767d5745c๐Ÿ”
>>937156789
the only one coping here is you
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:59:27 AM No.937156796
>>937156761 (OP)
Does he bench?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:00:45 AM No.937156797
>>937156770
You don't seem like you're particularly happy and you're 100% pure Aryan stock.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:00:49 AM No.937156798
>>937156765

Holy shit, if I look like that 12 years from now, that's it I'm gonna eat calamaris, fries and drink pina coladas til my heart stops.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:01:04 AM No.937156799
>>937156790
I lift pussy weights. What would going for gains do for my disastrous skin?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:04:07 AM No.937156800
>>937156773
When I was ironically my heaviest (and still properly lifted and played rugby) I weighed about 130kg and people never even believed how much I weighed
>>937156790
>high reps
Unless by high you mean 8, then that's garbage advice unless he's roiding
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Craig T. Nelson
7/16/2025, 1:05:48 AM No.937156801
>>937156800
You are a powerlifter, & I like to throw those days in to.
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Craig T. Nelson
7/16/2025, 1:06:49 AM No.937156802
>>937156801
Typical push day. A million weighted dips.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:09:14 AM No.937156803
IMG_2495
IMG_2495
md5: a48eaf72cf8c6c2d123b9f1006225b58๐Ÿ”
>>937156761 (OP)
He was also a coke fiend.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:15:57 AM No.937156804
>>937156792
That scene was in season 5, so two years before he met his wife. Maybe he got yellow fever from seeing the actress he did the sex scene with
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:18:16 AM No.937156805
>>937156804
Damn, I guess Gandolfini really became Tony.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:18:41 AM No.937156806
>>937156791
Not if youโ€™re a fat alcoholic. Being heavy is like a handicap
Craig T. Nelson
7/16/2025, 1:19:31 AM No.937156807
>>937156802
Move two. I need some flat bench flys sTRETCH
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:20:39 AM No.937156808
>>937156765
he's not even like ridiculously obese or anything but you add coke and alcoholism into the mix and its a recipe for disaster
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:22:50 AM No.937156809
Most of the other fatasses on the show are alive and well.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:26:59 AM No.937156810
>>937156776
He's wrong, Gandolfini was 39 years old during the pilot.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:27:59 AM No.937156811
>>937156809
This always confused me. Bobby and Vito are WAY fatter than him and both still kicking.
Craig T. Nelson
7/16/2025, 1:28:33 AM No.937156812
Moveset 3. Shoulders need work, I been going in hard. The Jeff Nippard lean raises are dope
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:30:21 AM No.937156876
1728320480686243
1728320480686243
md5: 543a9bfa88f6e933874c1f1eaf38babb๐Ÿ”
>janny moves thread about sonic girls from /v/ to /b/

>janny moves thread about the Sopranos from /tv/ to /b/

man is it a holiday for retards or something?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:32:40 AM No.937156975
>>937156767
He already had a white son. He did his duty, he can have his fun now
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:42:05 AM No.937157364
>>937156876
Multiple Sam Hyde threads are still up on /tv/. Really .makes you think
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:42:46 AM No.937157391
>>937156763
>'Ey, listen up, huh?
>I want 2 number 9s...
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:43:15 AM No.937157406
>>937156765
looks like will sasso
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:59:01 AM No.937158073
>>937156763
no fuckin way
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:00:24 AM No.937158123
>>937157391
a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:05:58 AM No.937158351
>>937156795
>.gif
chinas edging me, baby don't stop
bankrupt me daddy