Thread 937156761

>this is what a morbidly obese man who dies in his 40's from obesity looks like

it's over for 95% of /tv/

>>937156761 (OP)
He was like 5 times fatter when he died

>>937156762
yeah gandolfini died while on vacation after eating like 20 fried shrimp and drinking 5 pinacoladas and a bottle of whiskey and 8 beers or something

>>937156762
Mmmmmmmmboy

51 years old at death and way fatter

>>937156765
Looks like a Roman emperor

fucking hell was lost another one to the asian pussy.

what the fuck is it with actors and race mixing

>>937156767
what's with you and racial homogeny?

>>937156761 (OP)
this is unironically the peak male body

>>937156768
it produces significantly better results, happier people, more functional societies, more peace, less suffering, more beautiful cultures, a better world all round

>>937156767
Asian pussy is delicious

>Be early 30s wop
>This is how I will inevitably look in ten years
futures bright

tony being 300 pounds towards the end was more like a 5'9'' guy being 210, it's fat but it's not insane

>>937156772
>early 30s
>ten years

gandolfini was 35 in OP's pic

>>937156767
he wanted that kung pao coochie

>>937156774
Really? He looks 60

>>937156770
except for all of the greatest civilizations in history

>>937156761 (OP)
>>937156765
Its like an add for a weight loss clinic

Gandolfini was also an alcoholic and cocaine addict in addition to being obese.
It's no wonder he had a jammer.
RIP big man.

>>937156763
I can’t imagine how much coke sweat he was drenched in his entire last meal.
>DONT STOP, BELIV-

>>937156765
that's a normal body composition for an average male adult, I think?

>>937156770
>Most powerful and rich country in the land is literally mutttopia

>>937156782
>85% white at the peak of its power
>declining ever since

>>937156761 (OP)
>Implying I will live to 40
My heart is in shamblee from vodka. I was told I allmost need a transplant. I'm 34. Not even obese.

A bear of a man. So what I get two orders of prawns

>5'11, weighed 310 this time last year
>200 now
>still look like shit, covered in stretch marks
even when I lose the last 30 and get down to a healthy weight it will have been for nothing.

>>937156763
You forgot the 6 grams of coke before dinner

>>937156780
>show literally predicts the actors death down to the age mentioned
Spoopy

>>937156783
>It former main rival is bogged down in a war with a weaker land neighbour
>Disney movies playing in Chinese cinemas
>Unquestioned stranglehold on all international media (google, youtube, r*ddit, intagram, facebook, X)
>Declining

Cope harder, Pyotr/Chang/Rajeesh.

>>937156786
Son, hypertrophy. Do the body builder work now. High reps, no baby weight shit, time under tension. The negative, the stretch. These are your friends now

>James Gandolfini's final meal, just before his fatal heart attack, reportedly consisted of four rum shots, two piña coladas, two beers, two orders of fried prawns, and a large serving of foie gras.
It actually wasn't that much food, but thats a pretty crazy amount of alcohol with dinner

>>937156767
David Chase is an asshole for making fun of Gandolfini for his asian wife with Tony watching a commercial for asian escort services.

>>937156761 (OP)

Gandolfini was in much better shape in the first season.

>>937156772
>Gandolfini
Given the name ("Italicised" Germanic) and the stature (he was like 6'3 or something wasn't he), I wouldn't imagine the average "wop" looks anything like that

>>937156789
the only one coping here is you

>>937156761 (OP)
Does he bench?

>>937156770
You don't seem like you're particularly happy and you're 100% pure Aryan stock.

>>937156765

Holy shit, if I look like that 12 years from now, that's it I'm gonna eat calamaris, fries and drink pina coladas til my heart stops.

>>937156790
I lift pussy weights. What would going for gains do for my disastrous skin?

>>937156773
When I was ironically my heaviest (and still properly lifted and played rugby) I weighed about 130kg and people never even believed how much I weighed
>>937156790
>high reps
Unless by high you mean 8, then that's garbage advice unless he's roiding

>>937156800
You are a powerlifter, & I like to throw those days in to.

>>937156801
Typical push day. A million weighted dips.

>>937156761 (OP)
He was also a coke fiend.

>>937156792
That scene was in season 5, so two years before he met his wife. Maybe he got yellow fever from seeing the actress he did the sex scene with

>>937156804
Damn, I guess Gandolfini really became Tony.

>>937156791
Not if you’re a fat alcoholic. Being heavy is like a handicap

>>937156802
Move two. I need some flat bench flys sTRETCH

>>937156765
he's not even like ridiculously obese or anything but you add coke and alcoholism into the mix and its a recipe for disaster

Most of the other fatasses on the show are alive and well.

>>937156776
He's wrong, Gandolfini was 39 years old during the pilot.

>>937156809
This always confused me. Bobby and Vito are WAY fatter than him and both still kicking.

Moveset 3. Shoulders need work, I been going in hard. The Jeff Nippard lean raises are dope

>janny moves thread about sonic girls from /v/ to /b/

>janny moves thread about the Sopranos from /tv/ to /b/

man is it a holiday for retards or something?

>>937156767
He already had a white son. He did his duty, he can have his fun now

>>937156876
Multiple Sam Hyde threads are still up on /tv/. Really .makes you think

>>937156763
>'Ey, listen up, huh?
>I want 2 number 9s...

>>937156765
looks like will sasso

>>937156763
no fuckin way

>>937157391
a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7

>>937156795
>.gif
chinas edging me, baby don't stop
bankrupt me daddy