cel

>>937174033 (OP)
damn cate as hela was peak

>>937174229
more

>>937174285
Pedo.

https://litter.catbox.moe/n7jwch8jo3iebzqo.mp4

>>937174337
Not a celeb

>>937174373
Fat nigger.

>>937174337
Hanni is 19 in that pic btw

>>937174229
Cutie

>>937174392
Doesn't change the fact that you're a Pedo.

>>937174407
Not a celeb

>>937174418
Get a job.

>>937174433
Bald

>>937174489
Grow up.

>>937174320
>>937174405

>>937174518
Bald

>>937174298
>>937174298

>>937174537
shes so sexy

>>937174537
She should have been a Lannister in one of the shows

>>937174565
>>937174562
Damn, She could even finally have an actual nude scene

>>937174641
Maybe in one of the potential spinoffs. I'll pray to the seven, the lord of light and the old gods

Troy is spamming the twitch thread lmfao

>>937174705
Choli is spamming the celeb thread for months now. I would say that's balance

>>937174773
Nah bruh

>>937174802
Has it been a year already? It is easy to lose track after a while

>>937174693
as a goddess or otherwise a magical creature she should require cum tributes for power

>>937174835
no idea what you're on about brother

>>937173191
Whos fat ass is this

captain america's wife

>>937174033 (OP)
>>>/v/

>>937174836
I, uhm, I could help with that, I guess...

>>937174901
The implied context is rather obvious. Then again, you would not be posting streamers, chinks and otters in a celebrity thread if you were not as thick as you are

>>937175090
Troink moment; didn't read.

>>937175098
At least you are not as stupid as him or Parker. A saving grace, truly

>>937175123
thanks bro

>>937175052
That is the desired form of worship.
Tribadism and other lez stuff is also permissable

Let me tell you somethin’, cocksucka...

I ain’t never seen nothin’ like that fight in my fuckin’ life. I walk in there — smells like moldy deli meat and broken dreams. There’s a dude with a neck like a fuckin’ giraffe, talkin’ to a dead mouse like it’s his therapist. That’s Beady. The Canadian lunatic. Homeless lookin’ dude, got eyes like he’s been starin’ into microwaves since ‘94.

And then there’s this other guy… they call him J-Tard. I don’t even know what the “J” stands for — Jabroni? Jackass? JELL-O? He ain’t walkin’, he’s ROLLIN’ into the ring on a fuckin’ office chair that's leakin’ somethin’. I don’t know if it was soup, grease, or some kinda biological warning.

He’s got this wig on — blonde, shiny, like a Halloween Barbie wig you find in a gutter. He starts makin’ vroom vroom noises like he’s in a race car. “REAL MEN WATCH FORMULA ONE!” he yells. Bro… you leak when you talk. Nobody’s watchin’ anything when you’re around — they’re evacuating.

The bell rings, and this fuckin’ mutant peels out like he’s at Daytona — spinnin’ in circles, yellin’ about numbers and “being based,” whatever the fuck that means. Beady? He don’t say a word. He just stands there. Staring. Like he’s seen every version of the apocalypse and this ain’t even the worst one.

Then BANG — Beady just slaps him. Open palm. No wind-up. It sounded like God flushin’ a toilet. J-Tard falls over like a wet bookshelf, chair and all. Wig goes flyin’. People are screamin’, runnin’ for the exits. One dude was cryin’ into his hot dog. It was like someone dropped a rotted cantaloupe into a blender and gave it a microphone.

That’s it.

That’s the fight.

Two minutes of chaos, zero dignity, and one chair that needs to be set on fuckin’ fire.

Stay black, cocksuckas. And wash your fuckin’ chairs.

>>937175326
You are one odd man, aren't you?

>>937174936
??

>>937175692
Who is that

>>937175692
Fat nigger

>>937175554

So listen to this, cocksucka — after that whole horror show, I’m tryin’ to get outta there. I’m sweatin’, I’m shakin’, I smell like expired bologna just from standin’ near that fuckin’ guy.

And who wheels his science experiment of a chair right up to me?
Fuckin’ J-Tard.

Still got his dumb chair, still got his dumb smirk — lookin’ like a wet sock that thinks it’s in Mensa. He leans in — oozin’ somethin’ from somewhere, I’m not even askin’ — and he looks me dead in the eye and says:

"You are one odd man, aren't you, Joey? Toodles Snoodles."

…

ODD?!
YOU’RE gonna call ME odd?! Bro — you just spun around in a Herman Miller knockoff makin’ NASCAR noises and tried to fight a schizophrenic with a neck like a parking meter. You're a pedophile with a plug up your ass wearin' a wig with no shame, your chair has scent trails, and your signature move is leakin’ things nobody asked for!

And I’m the odd one?

I looked at him, man — dead serious — and I said:

“Listen, cocksucka… if you ever say my name again, I’m gonna call a hazmat crew and have your whole DNA cataloged as a biohazard. Now roll your little boy lovin' ass that way and never come back.”

And he just nodded… and SPUN AWAY.
Not rolled. SPUN. Like a fuckin’ Roomba with brain damage.

And that was it.
That was the last time I went to an underground fight that served chili cheese fries at the door.

I just nutted on ins-ta-gram again

>>937175704
>>937175704
That's what we want to know.

>>937175725
Thanks for confirming what I already knew, I guess. You are weird.

>>937175985

So I tell this kid-fuckin' biohazard faggotron, “Roll your ass that way and never come back.”

And what does he do? He doesn’t just roll away — no, this faggot spins like a malfunctioning blender, leaving a slime trail like some busted Roomba.

Then, just as he’s about to disappear into the abyss, I hear this quiet little retarded pussy mutter, barely loud enough to catch:

“Thanks for confirming what I already knew, I guess. You are weird.”

Weird?!

That coming from the guy who looks like he lost a fight with a moldy footstool and a biology experiment gone wrong? From a number obsessed pedo who tugs his leaky, diseased little kidney bean cock to little boy feet and calls himself "based"?

I just shook my head, lit up a cigarette, and kept walking. Some people are too special for the world, and some faggots? They’re just too fuckin' gross to sit next to.

>>937174936
>>937175692
>>937175704
This girl cant remember her name tho

>>937175821

>>937176299
It isn't Emily Feld.

>>937176353
Free lattes for life

>>937176342
Finally found her her name is AlaineCheeks

>>937176416
You gonna keep posting her pics

>>937176454
No gotta sleep here is 1 more tho

>>937176490
Thanks

>>937176454
>>937176490

>>937176490
>>937176497
I-Im a-about to c-c-cum..

>>937174033 (OP)
>>937174033 (OP)
If celeb threads were more like this then I wouldn't care about them
unfortunately they're 99.9% circlejerks

No one is worse at samefagging than Troy

<33333333

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4Z2uH2dFOA

>>937176742
Want a cute guy to suck your big cock until it shoots your hot cum out

>>937176742

>>937176790

>>937176916

>>937176916
It fills my mouth all the way up with your cum and drips down my chin onto my pink nipples

>>937177081
hng

>>937177078
swallowin no spilling

>>937177209
I catch every drop of your precious cum and hold it in my mouth for you

If that isn't a sex doll then I don't know what is.

>>937177237
Weird horny anon

>>937177401
hello beautiful

>>937177322
Tell me to swallow your load..

>>937177543
Swallow down my load.

>>937177543
You alright, J-Tard?

>>937177623
Gulp~ Thank you for your cum

>>937177810
Need to breed

No one is worse at samefagging than Troy

>>937178065

>>937178379
think that one was just jacobtard bein gross and lonely tbh

>>937177261
this was peak Dove imo.
There’s a webm of her in this outfit on stage for a panel interview, and it looks like she’s just got no brain activity going on at all, just nodding and looking pretty and ditzy

>>937178109
I wasnt trolling. I really do really need to suck your hard cock. I would love to pleasure you sexually I love the girls you post even the younger ones. Making you cum with my mouth would be hot

Taylor Tots.

I stopped talking to anons on discord a few years back when I slowed down posting, but now I really miss talking to them tbh :|
I still see some of them come online, but it feels weird to message them out of the blue after 3-4 years

>>937179069
I know that feeling, Anon.

That's why I don't use Discord, the awkwardness of having people on your friends list that you haven't spoken to in months. Most of the time when I talk to people on Discord I would add them, we'd talk once and then it was an awkward "what now" situation.

What are you planning to do?

>>937179840
Psst psst psst.

>>937178447
>>937179069
>>937179506
>>937180082
Fuck me, that’s the good stuff

>>937180268
Yummy

>>937180301
Best cel boobs, hands down

>>937180373
Hnnngh

>>937180082

>>937180288

Finally a quality thread
>>937180462

>>937180412
Here she comes!

Whoopsie forgot my pic.

>>937180412
Here she comes!

>>937180621
Love Liv

>>937180012
I haven’t really decided, I might just bite the bullet and reach out tbh. Probably will wait till I see them posting, tho.
There’s a few who (I think) don’t post any more, but they’re still online on disc sometimes. Idk what I’ll do about them, maybe I’ll need to ask people they’re still active or not
>Most of the time when I talk to people on Discord I would add them, we'd talk once and then it was an awkward "what now" situation.
That’s happened to a few times too, it’s very awkward tbh. Especially since I don’t lewd much, so the convo tends to die if there’s a mismatch in that aspect :/

>>937180845
I don't envy your situation. :x

There's no harm in reaching out tho, they'll know who you are because it will show your previous convos, even if they don't remember your name.

>>937180956

need BUILT celebs

>>937180967
yeah she could get some nigger cock down her throat

>>937180967
True! I’m sure I’m making it a bigger deal than it needs to be tbh, it’s really not that high-stakes

>>937177261
peak snowbunny phenotype

>>937180412
Kat could get it

dead thread

>>937181451
THIS! SO MUCH THIS!
You got this!

>>937181527
finally some good shiet

>>937181539
That body never quits

>>937181139
Holy DSL

>>937181616
holy fuk them tits

>>937181839
dove could get it

beadys dead eyes and hairline

>Emma Watson has been banned from driving for six months after speeding

>>937181533
ty for the

>>937182148
>>937181533
>no pic, half of a sentence
wew am I having a stroke?
I meant to say, thank you for the encouragement <3

>>937182201
Kek I was like is this guy tryna communicate me through the afterlife or somethin, thank you for the...?

lol. No worries Anon, please don't have any strokes. :3

>>937182237
>>937182201
Well you could always continue talking to yourself, like you're doing now?

OWW

>>937176416
Internet whores are not celebrities

OUCH

AH FUCK

>>937182201
upgrade

IT STINGS

Looking to chat with others about which celebs they most want to see on blacked or raw. Who is on your list?

Ses

05e3f9067133ceb3940d7d990f
a787b3e7e6addec678ad4a768
8ccb701a72ddb41

4chan is right again.

>>937176207
>>937175725
>>937175326
>When AI has a stroke.

I don't believe you.

Princess Zelda

Emma Watson has been banned from driving for six months after being caught speeding.

>The 35-year-old British actress and activist was clocked driving her blue Audi at 38 miles per hour in a 30-mph zone in Oxford, England, on the evening of July 31 last year.

>She did not appear for the brief hearing at High Wycombe Magistrates’ Court on Wednesday, where she was fined £1,044 ($1,400) and disqualified from driving, according to PA Media.

kek

>>937185782
Get on yer bike Emma

I am so dissapoint.
>Why didn't she just go 9 ¾ km hr slower..

NORTHY KNOWS HOW TO FUCK

>>937186030
the real question is why didnt she just attend her court hearing

>>937186332
Madam Hooch also got heard in court for speeding just after

>>937186332
To be honest I'm surprised she got called to court at all. When I was caught speeding they just slapped me with a fine and three penalty points.

She must have already had 12 points on her license from previous offences.

>>937186592
Yep, she was already on 9

>>937186592
it was her 4th offense or something

Jeez Hermione.
Could've flown in on a broomstick.

theres a buttery thread on /tv/

>>937186592
Imagine caring that this beauty is doing 38 in a 30 zone lmao

>>937185782
I want to clean emmas ass with my tongue

>>937186925
Based

>>937186721
Nice Lil-E you got there.

OW FUCK OW

>Nice Lil-E you got there.

>>937187166
Absolute unit of a momma

Oh Emma

>>937187573
“The eyes Chico they never lie”

>>937187168

Good Evening, Thread!

>Woops

HUNTER JAMES SCHAFER mfkers

It's official, Hunter has a penis --

signed by the God emperor Trump himself

>>937188287

>>937188384
<3

>>937188369
>>937188390
>>937188422

>>937188449
mogs

OH OUCHIE ITS FUCKING HURTING OH FUCK

>>937188198
What's good about it Babsy. Hello

>>937188477

>>937188584
i hope maggie chokes the fuck outta that spamming bitch

>>937188612
love a slut who knows her body's for displaying

>>937188715

>>937188744
who's the fugly ass dude in the middle?

>>937188981
my future wife

>>937188561
That is a good question. I had pizza and beer
And I may sleep soon
hbu?

>>937189083
>>937189083
>>937189083