>you wake up from a nap and discover you have been fully transformed into a dog.
>You still retain your human consciousness.

What's the first thing that you do?

>>937186443 (OP)
Lick my own dick, of course

>>937186493
Probably the only reasonable choice.

>>937186443 (OP)
Probably panic and try to find a way out of my house. Find someone to help

>>937186443 (OP)
Find some tight cookie

>>937186583
It's permanent.
>>937186626
Based.

>>937186702
At least let me keep my balls, I'm fine doing tricks and calculus on morning shows if I can keep my balls
>Now I can fuck white women

>>937186886
>Monkey's paw

>You can keep your balls when you get adopted but they don't have a daughter they have a gay son who is a furfag.

i would like it BECAUSE i get any girl attention and free food ofc, but something id be sad about is that in my fk country some people kill dogs(or where i spawn lol)

>>937186443 (OP)
Go to the park and rip apart some little kids

>>937186443 (OP)
Sleep
Now nobody can force me to do anything!

>>937187244
Found the pitbull

>>937187341
Honestly that's a good choice too.

>>937187341
yipee

>>937186443 (OP)
pee on tree
bark at mailman
get pets
hump pillow
lick my own dick
lick tasty peanut butter off my owner's dick
find a qt husky in heat with a puffy cookie to knot and fill up with my hot doggy seed

>>937186443 (OP)
rape the first hot girl I see to death

c:

Fuck my wife, she loves dogs.

>>937186443 (OP)
I’d go around and sex up as many women as possible

>>937188749
>>937189171
>>937189840
why fuck human women when you can finally fuck dogs legally?

>>937190006
Because unlike human women, female dogs will fight back unless they’re in heat.

>>937191015
so find one in heat
I'm sure you can sniff out the ones who are in heat with your new sense of smell

>>937191876
Because my heart and mind is human, or did you forget that part of OP’s question?

>>937191957
yes I understand that but I just want to have some tasty cookie

Work for the cops as a police K9
> get an awesome owner who will be my best bro
> state funded health care for life
> get to attack minorities with impunity
> immune to pepper spray
> get call a good boy
> get them belly rubs
> fed treats
> take long naps
> do an absurd amount of tricks for lawls
> fetch beer for my hoomie
> become bros with UPS and Ice Cream Man(treats and ice cream dawg)
> get called good boy
> more belly rubs

*bark, bark bark bark bark bark*
>ayo, where da white wimens at?

>>937188731
Exquisite taste.