Thread 937187682 - /b/ [Archived: 318 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:57:20 PM No.937187682
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DEFINE ATHEISM RIGHT NOW, OK?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:58:32 PM No.937187722
>>937187682 (OP)
atheism is realizing god would rather let me get raped to death

then to send help

XD
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:06:55 PM No.937188040
>>937187682 (OP)
Lack of belief in a supreme deity
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:08:39 PM No.937188120
>>937187682 (OP)
Fuck off, logfag
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:11:20 PM No.937188193
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>>937187682 (OP)

there's no need to define the non-existence of other people's imaginary concepts

how about something more efdective:
why don't YOU present evidence that your Magical Sky Sasquatch exists?

it should be relatively easy for you

after all, you DID require proof before investing your entire life's belief system into it... right?

.......right?

Surely, you're not telling me that you simply believed the obviously fake Fairytale bullshit bible garbage when you were a little kid, buying it hook line and sinker, WITHOUT EVEN DEMANDING A TINY SHRED OF EVIDENCE FIRST???!!!

......... Well, now
Now i'm beginning to understand things a little bit better

if you're THAT stupid, there must be lots and lots of words you don't the definitions to...

Do you know the definition of "mythology"?

Do you know the definition of the word "gullible"?

lol @ you actually believe in any of the Bible is true.... and you have the audacity to consider yourself to be above average intellect ?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:11:28 PM No.937188199
Atheism is when there is no god
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:12:23 PM No.937188228
>>937187682 (OP)
A simple google search should give you the information you need
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:14:26 PM No.937188298
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>>937188120

im willing to bet $1,500 cash that YOU actually believe in 'god".....

and NO, im not logfag......

be honest, Big Guy.....
you actually believe in 'god'....
don't you?....
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:23:37 PM No.937188670
>>937188298
I gave up organized religion at 14 because a Catholic upbringing convinced me there is nothing. There is no fucking god. Man created all the gods.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:23:50 PM No.937188678
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>>937188120
THE REASON I KNOW YOU BELIEVE IN GOD™ ( and probably jesus, too)

Simple....... because you are an uptight frustrated control freak...

You're one of those people who wants to control others people's behavior

Which means you think linearly
You require rules and barriers and categories, you demand everything be neatly placed into boxes

You feel threatened by other people's freedom to behave.however , the fuck they want to.

It drives you nuts to watch other people violate your imaginary rules... and of course, every single time, you end up frustrated.When once again , you realize you don't get to make rules for other people.

You are a FOLLOWER...........

................. And that's not a compliment

You're not a free thinker
You're not a creative type
You would prefer dogs over cats
I bet you HATE cats....

And if you were ever able to find a woman we're going to have sex with your pathetic ass, (profoundly unlikely) she would change her mind.You force your 'control temptlate' on her as well

yep.....
you're UNCOOL......
and uncool people believe in god
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:27:17 PM No.937188794
>>937188678
Are you a professional asshole or moving up the ranks? Fuck your obvious AI shit.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:28:26 PM No.937188850
>>937187682 (OP)
For fucks sake are we doing these threads again? I thought this shit was dead.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:28:29 PM No.937188853
>>937187682 (OP)
Hi logbot!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:29:31 PM No.937188887
>>937188850
Not as long as logfag’s alive.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:30:41 PM No.937188926
>>937188670
Damn I wish I had read your comment
But I was busy creating my last comment
......... Then I stand corrected
And interesting we enough....
Although you and I disagree and so many things
..... ive got stand and applaud you right now
Seriously...
( literally stands up and begins applauding for you)
Now you and I have something in common.We both agree with
Is the only difference being:
I NEVER BELIEVED
NEVER
And as a matter of fact, when I was six years old my parents decided to take me to sunday school for the first time and introduce me to church

That didn't end very well for the church
Because I swear to god
After listening to just a few minutes of them reciting the Bible.I knew none of it was true
Even at six years old, i could tell nothing they were saying was true

It was bullshit
So I turned the tables on them
And I demanded I DO NOT WANT TO BE HERE

CALL MY PARENTS RIGHT NOW AND TELL THEM TO COME GET ME RIGHT NOW!!

I made it clear.I was there against my will

Is it freaked the sunday school bitches out big time... BIG TIME!!!

Suddenly now they were holding a child against his will...

And they wanted me out of there fast
Because the other children already heard me say " NONE OF THIS IS TRUE! WHY ARE YOU TELLING US THIS?"

Is my parents showed up right away
And they never bothered trying to expose me to religion again

( believe it or not coincidentally enough.My wife did the exact same thing at sunday school when she was seven)

She's the only person I've ever met in my life.Who did the same thing as me

And turned the tables on the church when I was a kid

( they always target children, because children don't realize they can run and scream for help)

But I stand corrected
And right now i've actually got some respect for you...

You just earned my respect, dude
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:33:18 PM No.937189026
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>>937188670
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT:

I WAS WRONG ABOUT THIS GUY

I had him sized up wrong......
And when I make mistakes
I ADMIT IT

This guy is actually good..
I stand corrected...

He and I still don't see eye to eye on everything BUT HE'S A GOOD MAN

And I apologize for unfairly.Unfairly making assumptions about him

( just because these anal retentive and let's the logfag uget under his skin)
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:35:41 PM No.937189126
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>>937188794

Exactly what about that post did you miss interpret as being AI?

.... just curious
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:37:40 PM No.937189218
>>937187722
can we test that theory?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:40:23 PM No.937189319
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>>937188670

by the way.... most people realize I use speech to text and it often makes typos

But a few days ago I got samsung update

And like so many previous samsung updates in the past, it totally ruined a good phone

Now you can't even turn the phone off with the power button anymore

You have to go into the menu and find an option to turn your phone off now...

But the reason i'm telling you about the samsung update is because IT COMPLETELY FUCKED UP MY SPEECH TO TEXT...

Now is better now.Instead of making a few typos here and there, nothing but typos and words i never said and intermittent complete sections of speech that just vanish..

Fuck samsung

And thank you for putting up with the typos

It's frustrating as shit
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:48:13 PM No.937189604
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>>937189319
hey lolvis sperg out about this image please k ty
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:52:11 PM No.937189729
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yep....

When I met my wife we realized we had a LOT in common.... LOTS...

she was a lesbian, until she met me...
and much like me, she also got tons of pussy...

But it took a few months of.
Getting to know each other and listening to all of the different stories from our past to finally discover that she is the only other human being i've ever met that did the exact same thing at sunday school when she was a kid....

I wasn't surprised at all

Even at that young age, each of us.What's the type of kid who called bullshit when we heard it, and refused to be indoctrinated or to FOLLOW

we aren't is republican or democrat or is christian or atheist

Because those are all false concepts

Those are all other peoples imaginary notions

And they are part of the 'us against them' mentality used to keep people distracted

But yeah...
Imagine my surprise to discover
SHE ALSO TURNED THE TABLES ON THE SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHERS

She demanded she'd be taken home immediately!!!

and instead of being able to reassure children and prove the bible is a true story, they instead, become terrified, and want you out of there before the other children start realizing they are being lied to as well

like I said:
Christians target children because children don't realize they can call 911
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:04:19 PM No.937190094
>>937189604

I have a good friend that i've known since we were twelve years old..

and he was never a religious person.
But as we got older, and I had kids, met some girl he wanted to fuck, and somehow, she talked him into converting to christianity... getting baptized

Being born again LOL HAHAGAHA BORN

... Next thing you know, Kevin had become a HARDCORE FUCKING CHRISTIAN!!!... He jumped into the empty swimming pool of religion heads first, KLANG!!!! suddenly now he had to come a reality, walking around and IS TESTIFYING TO THE WORD OF JESUS...

Weird as fuck...

Anyway.... one night he brought that girl over to our house with him ( we used to live in a house that looked very much like graceland, and we all called it DISGRACELAND)

Kevin and that chick came to Disgraceland, and this was the first time I had met her, and I didn't realize she had brainwashed.My buddy kevin yet at this point....

And my kids were young, but old enough.
To be influenced by the brain washing of religion

So when I discovered that she was a Bible thumping Christian and she had my buddy Kevin pretending jesus existed as well, i leaned in kind of close to them, and I said very quietly, " hey come here, i want to tell you something"

And they both looked at me with big open eyes, like they were about to hear an intimate secret.

And without warning, i suddenly.
Got loud as fuck, with a booming voice, " DO NOT SPEAK A SINGLE WORD ABOUT YOUR IMAGINARY.JESUS IN FRONT OF MY CHILDREN!!!! DO YOU BOTH UNDERSTAND ME???!!"

.... And instead of being able to tell me jesus wasn't imaginary, they both fell right into place... like a puppy who just got caught shitting on the sofa

Because they both know it's bullshit

They both knew it's bullshit
Most christians are aware it's bullshit
certain humans have a need to be followers

That's why christianity exists
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:13:45 PM No.937190432
>>937189604

The reason christians refuse to admit they realize it's all a bunch of bullshit:

Because when they were children
Their parents passed along a family tradition of false religion

As the grandparents had to done to their parents when they were children

And their great grandparents had done the same thing to their grandparents when they were children

By admitting they realize it's a crock of shit, they would be admitting.They're entire family lineage were dumb

They would be admitting the very fabric of their existence: their families communal belief system was a lie, and their entire family vineyards were nothing but gullible fucking fools...

They're not going to admit they know it's bullshit because in doing so they are admitting.They come from a long line of idiots

Followers

So even though i can show them all of the biblical stories existed thousands.And thousands of years prior to the ' jesus version' of the same myth, even though they know the virgin mother , immaculate birth son of god story existed six thousand years before jesus, even though Hercules and heraplease.
Or a perfect examplehow they would change the name of the protagonist to meet thief culture and skin color of the new group of people being told the myth, and both hercules and heracles turned water into wine long long before jesus never exist...

THEY WILL STILL.
REFUSE TO ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG

me? .. I don't mind admitting when I'm wrong... it's a sign of integrity

Mostly say the stupidest people i've ever met were all christians
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:17:52 PM No.937190582
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>>937189604
so here's a doodle I drew with a ballpoint pen....
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:20:27 PM No.937190695
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>>937189604
and I made some digital modifications
Before uploading it into an AI engine to animate it...

Just to smooth it out
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:24:30 PM No.937190869
>>937188193
sooo...youre saying you CAN'T define atheism.

Noted.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:37:34 PM No.937191361
>>937187682 (OP)
Garbage, CHRIST IS KING
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:38:26 PM No.937191401
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>>937187682 (OP)
It is the thought that the creation of everything isn't made by a sentient God being. Truth be told we could just be a simulation and we're just some tiny blip in it and god/gods have no idea where we are in said simulation. It was just a test to see if they could duplicate the orgins of how time and matter formed. The ones that made this simulation would ironicaly be gods even if based reality wasn't made by a god. Truly mind bending.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:55:07 PM No.937192106
>>937190869

I have no need to

The burden of proof is on you

I am not burden.
Ed with any requirements whatsoever.Come particularly not defining a word that means absoluely nothing to me

Just because someone might believe that they are an inflatable mylar replica of jimmy carter's left nipple, that doesn't mean I have to acknowledge a label or category you've invented for sane people

There is no is god for me to acknowledge, there is no theism for me to acknowledge, and there is no Atheism for me to acknowledge

I'm more than happy to acknowledge facts. the day you're able to provide some actual truth, let me know

I never use the term atheist in my life.
As many times as I discussed this topic in my life, atheist is not a label.I apply to myself...

I don't use labels. never have, never will
sorry

by the way: FAITH = hoping you're not wrong

And nothing more....

"i have faith.The homeless nigger will spend my five dollars on food instead of crack"

Sorry, but ' hoping you're not wrong' simply isn't good enough...
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:11:21 PM No.937192841
if there was a god
it would be a WOMAN
.............not a man

men destroy.....

by the way in case you're interested
I have technically been dead FIVE TIMES

......100% TRUE
absolutely true
five fucking times
no heartbeat... flatline..
the blue-lipped cyanosis
dead

obviously, all 5 times somebody performed CPR and called ambulances

obviously...

not lying, by the way

and guess what?
THERES NOTHING..... ..
no jesus, no tunnel, no light

(the light myth is a misinterpretation of the brains final defiant recognition of THE LAST OXYGEN MOLECULE in your brain)

the same 'light at the end of a tunnel' perception also occurs during a NITROUS
OXIDE OVERDOSE....

trust me.... ive overdosed on NITROUS
and the light people talk about id nothing more than the brains final nano recognition of the last oxygen molecules being burned up

when we die
we go back to where we were
before we were born
NON EXISTENCE
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:13:07 PM No.937192915
>>937192841
hey lolvis ur mom gay. that's why you were born fingerless
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:25:24 PM No.937193406
GOD EXISTS.....

he EXISTS in people's minds
like any other fleeting imaginary stream of consciousness

God exists... because humans have an inherent genetic propensity to conform, engage in group mentality, fearing they'd be seen as outcasts , but even more importantly because:

although humans always just that we refuse to be controlled or manipulated, that's untrue... in fact, humans WANT to be controlled, to conform, to get in line, to pay taxes, to watch the ballgame, to join clubs, to join the military, to join CULTS

CULTS.... like christianity
or MAGA

God exists.....
because it's terrifying to realize how vast the expanding universe is, and it's just one tiny spark in a neuron discharged during a sneeze...

ITS SCARY AS SHIT!!! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! that fear is soothed with the willingful ignorance of religions salve

just one problem;
it may have a placebo effect
but it's all a lie
turns out you have EVERY REASON to be terrified

theres no such thing as linear time
we are all already dead
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:27:23 PM No.937193489
>>937188193
https://youtu.be/u0F8Bohzqn8?si=FcRMjKFlWP8vMN9g □
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:29:39 PM No.937193579
>>937187682 (OP)
https://de.xvideos.com/video.hcbukmh8889/horrorporn_-_holle_im_gefangnis
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:46:47 PM No.937194304
>>937192915
you and I both DIDNT EXIST™
.......for hundreds of billions of years
non existence ....
thats exactly where you're going again
this was it... there is no 'after' anything
this was the only grand hoorah....
theres only so much time

......time
'time' makes perfectly good sense, mathematically... as long as gravity is holding you against a static location on a planet...
but as soon as you defeat that gravitational prison, you turn around and look back at earth as it becomes smaller

and what time is it, again? suddenly, my phone isn't getting a signal.
the time?... it's FOREVER OCLOCK
...................its NEVER:30
theres no such thing as linear time
your life is literally BARRELING TOWARDS DEATH

compared to how long you've already 'not existed' before you were born, this brief conscious existence is SO SMALL... so unimaginably short.... that you should be consciously acknowledging and celebrating every single nanosecond
life is a long string, stretched from end to end, held taught by two unknown points, the beginning and end never being known

and YOU ARE A BEAD
the string is strung through you
and you are sliding down the string
you are traveling extremely fast
but you can't perceive it
to you, it seems like youre sitting still

to you, as a BEAD you think youre sitting still, and the s thing is whats moving

Imagination is required to recall memories, and imagination is required to vision the future

because all youll ever have
IS "RIGHT NOW"
It's always going to be RIGHT NOW

that one moment that never ends
Turns out the bead wasn't sitting still after all...

That's why he was so surprised when the ride came to an end... because in his perception, the ride never even started yet

And now he's back to non existence again
For another three hundred billion years

there is no god
YOU were god
or you were a 'demon'
at any given moment
but there is no god
......there is NOTHING
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:46:52 PM No.937194307
>>937187682 (OP)
https://youtu.be/8-VGsfgVdCQ?si=HOtdWZpFN7lzQn9l
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:02:08 PM No.937194980
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>>937193489

five fucking times, bro
and I am NOT lying
five times....

I guess that qualifies me as an expert
wouldn't you say?

well... I'll tell you what happens:
NOTHING
its not like sleep
as humans, we have a conceptualization of death as being somewhat sleeplike

because thats the only time we aren't consciously aware, the only thing we're familiar with, so we insert it into our imagination when thinking about death

but its NOT LIKE SLEEP...
because sleep is 'something'
and to be 'something' it must first exist
but NOTHING EXISTS...
nothing
no past...
nothing

the final time I died was on an operating table in 2009...

want to know what will cure anyone of suicidal thoughts?

HAVING ANOTHER PERSON KILL YOU

the anesthesiologist overadministeted propofol.... and i had a massive heart attack...

yep... if I had ever entertained any notions of self-harm in my past, they were immediately put to rest by having SOMEONE ELSE kill me....

suddenly, you'll fight for life

yep... they had to defibrillate me again

interesting sidenote:
30 days later, Michael Jackson also died from PROPOFOL

but I beat him to the punch
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:20:46 PM No.937195863
>>937194304
aw please. i'll join a coven and live forever siphoning children's life force while you will DIE >:3
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:31:11 PM No.937196299
>>937187682 (OP)
https://www.reddit.com/r/japan/comments/2hy4fu/bbc_news_why_japans_beaches_are_deserted_despite/
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:36:43 AM No.937199242
>>937196299
japan has great bitches >:3