Where are the Epstein files?

Jeffrey who?
You people are still talking about this?
What files?
They were made up by Hillary and Obama!
Biden destroyed them!
Epstein never existed!
Israel is our greatest ally!

i ate them

>>937205635 (OP)
Ask them.

>>937207255
If true, the world would implode

>>937205635 (OP)
There are multiple copies of them, both physical and digital, being held by responsible parties who know if they release them they will be executed but hold onto them in secured locations for protection because if they hand them over to any other party they will be executed for knowing too much. If the FBI successfully acquires or destroys their copy the person will be executed for knowing too much.
The only way out for these people is to be a member of the inner cabal and compliant.

>>937205635 (OP)
>Where are the Epstein files?
Somewhere between lower grocery prices and the concept of better healthcare.

>>937205805
Don't forget

> I'm going to take Rosie O'Donnell citizenship!

>>937207255
Outrageously disgusting.

>>937209408
That was from the original post

>>937205635 (OP)
They were in the crapper at Merde-A-Lardo before they were shredded.

Why is everybody so interested in my files?
I thought they were sealed once I turned eighteen.

>>937205635 (OP)
What files? It was all a hoax and fake news.

everyone who prosecuted epstein should be fired and deported

>>937205635 (OP)
they were on Pam Bondi's desk
then they didn't exist
then they did exist, but they were made up by the Democrats
that was the last update i heard, but there might have been more since then

>>937211466
since the client list was fabricated by the democrats that means there was no blackmail or molestation so epstein never did anything wrong and gets a posthumous pardon and his evil prosecutor fired and deported

Biden administration or fbi destroyed them
You all have the brains of a goldfish

>>937212729
biden administration created them

>>937212729
if they were destroyed by the Biden administration, how were they on Pam Bondi's desk a few weeks ago after her request to the FBI?

>>937212960

>>937205635 (OP)
in his trashcan

pedos cover for pedos