Thread 937209215

Must have been kino looking at porn on windows xp

it had it's moments. but windows xp really sucked for the first couple years.

>>937209215 (OP)
You can still goon to everything gooners used to goon to. It's all on the internet forever.

>>937209215 (OP)
Try downloading porn from a BBS with a 1200 baud modem and Windows 95

>>937209215 (OP)
Porn back then was cool until I was introduced to the MSN chatrooms and webcams and then I had real whores

>>937209749
They'll never experience the thrill of the anticipation watching a gif download line-by-line.

>>937209749
that would have been booty shit in the early 2000s
1200 baud modems were late 80s shit

>>937209215 (OP)
Yeah, really great...right up until someone picked up the phone. Unless of course you were 'better off' and had high-speed comcast that wasn't dial-up.

>>937209932
Early 90s but yeah. Didn't really see 56k modems around until mid-late 90s.

>>937209215 (OP)

It was hit or miss. Always was a coin flip downloading porn on Kazaa when it comes to what you actually got.

>>937209215 (OP)
Before Erica there was Trisha Campbell.
OG cam girl.

>>937209215 (OP)
no, you don't. they all looked like this, and she had no ass. thicc is where it's at, and that's where it'll stay. delet this.

https://youtu.be/OyTPAN7uvoU
just find some porn mags, scan the pages and save them as Q75 jpegs at 800x600. or for video, hook a VCR up to a video capture card and encode some mpeg1 clips at 320x240

>>937209215 (OP)
i miss being young and gooning to shit i found on limewire/kazaa

>>937211579
people liked big butts back then, too, it's just that people have gotten a lot fatter in general, so what counted as big then is comparatively small now
pic related, big butts in the early '90s

>>937212183
thank god its finally over

>>937209215 (OP)
you can still use windows xp there is nothing stopping you. most kiosk/POS machines still use an embedded version of windows xp

Nah, it fuckin sucked dude. Every porn site was random, no sites reigned supreme or were the "go to", so every time you tried to look at porn it was just links to other websites that linked to other websites for more clicks and ad revenue, non stop popup windows, and you were almost guaranteed to get a virus at some point. VHS/DVD porn didn't start to die off until someone actually said "Hey... I bet I could get a lot of repeat users if I just made a porn site where you can just watch porn".

>>937212803
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>>937209215 (OP)
Its a picture of Britney Spears. Why do you associate Britney with porn? Currently she is the opposite of attractive. Has she regained her civil rights at all?

'98-2002 was the golden era...you couldn't avoid the good stuff

>>937213724
>Currently she is the opposite of attractive
wow really? people become less attractive after 25+ years? weird.

>>937214055
Holy fuck loom how big her whore-head got. She should kill herself.

>>937214055
Okay, but Britney was never a pornstar.
A better picture would be Pamela Anderson or an of the other Baywatch girls. (I dont like unnatural big boobs)
Or Evangelista, Schiffer, Campbell, ...

>>937209215 (OP)
> alsscan an their heartbreakers
> ampland and the clones
shit was wild

Anyway, porn in the 90 was about website with galleries with a set of 12-16 pictures.
Movies were there, around 200kb big, low resolution and only some seconds long. Most of the time they were a big disappointment. The thumbnails of the galleries were a better indicator of quality than the thumbnails of the mov files.
My starting website was al3a. From there I surfed the free available galleries:
https://web.archive.org/web/19990701000000*/www.al4a.com
Today it seems to link to porn movie previews primarily.

I deleted my old porn collection. I regret it, because I still have vaguely some pornstars from back then in mind and want to revisit the pictures.

>>937214920
*al4a

>>937214419
i didn't watch baywatch, haven't heard of the other names. i was underage when britney spears become popular, i didn't know any porn stars

>>937214246
She has MS, you fucking faggot. Kill yourself.

>>937213724
>>937214055
>>937214246
>>937214419
The ideal human society will throw these whores in a woodchipper when their value as whores begins to wane.

>>937209215 (OP)
>poor scan resolution
>pre-HD
eh

Boys, drops your pants, here she is: Heather Thomas
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WvoPWGy9o0

>>937215281
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrX80thtylQ&t=55s

fuckin sucked before every girl started uploading themselves to streaming sites
you could roll the dice on winmx or kazaa
or fap to 15 second samples from pro sites
once torrents got popular it was nice tho
waiting for one to finish and finally being able to see a video full length in high quality was nice

Install a VM with Windows XP. Install a browser that works and go to imagefap.com and sort by oldest first.

>>937209215 (OP)
it was hell there was no antiviruses or safety measures. it was the wild wild west

>>937217599

>it was awesome there was no anti viruses or safety measures. It was the wild wild west.

FTFY

>>937217634
>computer froze while downloading a pic of a semi nude women
>i cant fap to nothing
>proceeds to fap to mental images again
fuck off

>>937217599
What do you mean I can't trust Linkin_park_in_the_end.exe?

>>937209894
i remember when i first used youtube (and google video since they were still competing), i was still on dial up. i would pause the video at the beginning, then just come back to it later once it had buffered all or most of the video, then play it. (this was back when youtube would buffer the entire video, it doesn't do that now). since even at low quality (which was much lower than the lowest option now) dial up was just too slow.

>>937217710

Sucks to be you.

Don't get too stuck on nostalgia

>>937209215 (OP)
I Feel like there was amazing porn from this era that I had but subsequently deleted over the years.

>>937218913
it wasn't as good as you remember, almost certainly. your memory does funny things to stuff you haven't seen in a long time, your memories tend to turn into just how you perceived something rather than all the detailed you didn't care much more. colloquially known as "nostalgia goggles", only i don't mean it in a disparaging way.
some things are actually good regardless of when you view them, but most things were just good for the time. i remember a particular cd-r of porn i copied from a friend back in probably 2002, and i enjoyed the contents then, but if i still had it i'm sure i'd be like "i can find better than this on google image search... with safe search turned on"

>>937209215 (OP)
What was the first video you guys saw?

>>937219548
Some German girl masturbating on a sledge outside during the winter. Wonder if it's still on redtube

>>937219548
Fuck love this clip

Brandi Belle, Melissa Midwest, Brooke Skye and more

>>937221871
>pull the panties up to intensify the butthole scent

>>937209215 (OP)
Imagination gooning had to be way better than, like seeing hot women out in public back then and going home and jerking to them. You don’t see the tight sculpted sexy bodies anymore these days that you saw back then, like Britney Spears circa 2000-2005 era

>>937209215 (OP)
bro it took an hour per minute of mp3 to download with dial up. 3 minute song? 3 hour download. thats if your mom didnt make you start over by picking up the phone

>>937210017
cable modems was one of the best things to happen to society. holy shit do i not miss dial up

>>937214055
86% of girls after high school

>>937209215 (OP)
It wasn't kino also asses were not thick back then

Nintendo panties girl is my favorite nostalgia goon subject

>>937210017
NIGGER WE HAD TWO PHONE LINES ONE JUST FOR INTERNET SORRY THAT YOUR PARENTS WERE POOR

>>937222716
This except for like Tawnee >>937221871

I remember seeing Alexis Texas for the first time in like 2008 or some shit and I was like wtf.. that's possible??

>>937225496
i still don't understand why my parents even signed up to internet service in 1999. neither of them are technology-minded, neither needed a computer for work and they barely even used the family computer. my dad played like 2 games on it and i don't recall my mum using it even once. i was very much happy with what i got

>>937225962
They must have gotten it for you and any other siblings you had. Be glad that they jumped on the bandwagon.

>>937226871
i do recall asking for it, but not anything specific. we weren't poor, but not rich either. it obviously wasn't just for me since it was the family computer set up in the dining room. i have a sister and she used it a bit for web browsing, msn messenger, and the sims, but it was mostly me using it
it was of course also during the dot com bubble so getting on the 'net was advertised heavily, but it was still a pretty standout moment. like i never had the latest consoles, we had pay tv for maybe a couple months before they cancelled it, that kind of thing. i bought basically all my computer parts and games with my own money. if i didn't use it so much they probably would have stopped paying for internet access

>>937226871
>>937227145
also, we had dial up until 2006, so i doubt it was all that expensive for most of that. i don't recall how much it cost. even in my small country there were better options, like a friend of mine had 256k broadband in 2004

>>937209894
> thrill of the anticipation watching a gif download line-by-line.
It was a bit of a game of gay roulette too, because you’d get this picture of a topless woman and get turned on before you could see whether she had a pussy or a dick.

>>937219548
Mine was a VHS tape of a Brazilian porno in which a woman gets fucked by a dog. My friend Paul found it in the woods.

>>937227331
lol damn, the coolest media i ever found lying around as a kid was a marilyn manson cassette tape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIOH8Trfas4&list=RDu4FF6MpcsRw&index=14

>>937209215 (OP)
Computers were expensive, porn was low-res and fast Internet was not ubiquitous till mid 00's. Internet video was a curiosity at best.

Realistically, your family had one computer and it was in the living room. Only if you were well off, and not a poor gooner neet, you'd have your own computer in your mom's basement.

>>937227331
I saw a VHS porno tape with a dude with two dicks kek

>>937209215 (OP)
Mostly no one had personal computers in their rooms back then unless you were older, they were family access terminals for everything and everything, ranging from typing up speeches to scanning your home pictures into digital files. This fact made sneaking around as a teen for a fap when the house fell quiet was a tactical stealth operation. The sites were clunky, you would spend enough time loading a page to find out the image set just wasn't for you and backing out into the text index to suss out something else to goon to. The naughty files were saved in an elaborate chain of sub folders that were named to confuse navigation so no one in the house could find the Megabytes of porn stashed under the noses. I even went as far as printing off my own evangelion and other hentai images to make a hard copy offline folio. I used some of the black and white illustrations like pages of a coloring book. I got really good at faking white with pale blue shading and finding the right hue for Japanese characters.

Yeah, OK, you got me; it was radical.

>>937212183
ironically those were considered 'big asses' back then. i for one like seeing the new gen of thicc women. its added much more diversity in eye candy and i think its more natural. our ancestors were broken house monkey's

>>937209215 (OP)
Not really. Most porn in the 2000s demanded you PAY to see them.