Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at AI degen and IRL fap threads. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to nudified coworker who I'll never have a chance with"? I also get straight A's, and have banging hot girlfriends (They just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitches, But I just heard a sound upstairs, they must be playing with their dog or something. Hold up I'm gonna go quite these bitches down, it's too late to be making all this noise.

My name is John

Idk, this pasta just doesn’t hit the same as the original. Solid effort though

> What sports do you play, other than "jack off to nudified coworker who I'll never have a chance with"

I only ever played jv on that team but coach always said I was next man up

>>937226978 (OP)
> I also get straight A’s
> proceeds to write “quiet” wrong

>>937226978 (OP)
This new trend of these jeans is fucking retarded.

>>937226978 (OP)
>Obvious shoop is obvious...

>>937226978 (OP)
>Thinks changing the wording on original copy pasta makes them clever....