I CHOOSE DEATH BY SLIDDING

>>937229403 (OP)

plop to the top

>>937229403 (OP)
I gotta tell you about the shit I had the other day. It took 20 minutes to crown and then There was this gaseous hissing sound and intense cutting pain, like I was shitting a ball of broken glass. The stench was remarkable. It smelled like a live stock enclosure or a pet store mixed with sour vomit. Then there was a quick classic farting sound and this sense of overwhelming relief. I felt like I was born again. I wiped. There was a little blood and a little sweat but no shit. So I stood up and looked back expecting a single meat ball. No. There was a foot and a half long prote wedged down the drain and laying against the porcelien right below the rim. That stench wafted up so intensely when I stood up I swooned. I had to leave the room without flushing. My head was spinning. I took annap on the couch and my wife got home and she shrieked. "What's that smell!?!" I told her this story and we cracked all the doors and windows. I went into the can and flushed the toilet but the turd was too thic. It didnt budge. Toilet started to overflow. My wife saw me from the kitchen and said, "Hun, your ass is bleeding!" I scrambled to shut off the water but the stench and the thought of my ass bleeding made me feint. I woke up again with the paramedics trying to move me out of a puddle of shit water to take my bleeding ass to hospital. My wife is sobbing in the living room. Got to the hospital and the doc got me a maxipad to sit on and some powder to put in my water and sent me home. When I got back. The whole house stank and started dry heaving as I went back to the can to clear the clog. I ended up putting on a dish glove and pulling out my turd and throwing it in a trash bag which I threw outside beside the garage. Next morning there were crows and stray dogs everywhere fighting over the bag in the street.

>>937229403 (OP)
Fuck you.

The mods need to fucking make sure these stupid fucking threads never get posted here again

Everybody is tired of your stupid fucking spamming asshole

Any reply =fuck you spammer

>>937234193
oh grow up already

>>937229403 (OP)
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>>937234193
E. Take your meds. Is this log spammer in the room with you?

>>937234245
>>937234654
Any reply=fuck you spammer

>>937234193

>>937234695
I still see posts Trump shit

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>>937234856
Oh my god...

>>937234856
Kek

>>937234728
Have you even ever farted before?

>>937234728
Make a documentary, you got such strong feelings.

>>937234193
You are an unbelievable retard for obsessing about threads you dislike so hard every day.
Seek medical attention immediately.

>>937235697
We're trying but E just refuses psychiatric help.

>>937234856
He gave birth to the retarded human shit baby, and then died.

>>937236463
Cool story E

>>937229403 (OP)
Lulz glownigger swine lulz death to all faggots hail satan kys NIGGER
>PVYNDM

>>937236510
>glow nigger
You are an embarrassment

>>937234193
> Any reply =fuck you spammer
Does this include your dozens of replies in this thread and others?