celebs again

>>937237780 (OP)
You can't just go and post this without warning

>>937237780 (OP)
This webm makes me wish Gal Gadot would baptize me with her sweet squirt juice

>>937237780 (OP)
Shakira has been so hot for so long

>>937237780 (OP)
imagine getting them both pregnant on the same night

i mean, uh...they're pretty

>>937238017
exceptionally based take. Hottest midget on the planet
>>937238047
Finish in one and watch them scissor intensely to make sure...hey, she's cute too

>>937237780 (OP)

>>937238735
We used to have a pretty...um, passionate Shakira fan posting here. He would have been on this in seconds

>>937238118
pardon me, btw
got a little carried away

>>937238986
Alternatively, not carried far enough

>>937238874
I believe Shakira is another folder I once had

>>937239488
>>937239503
Make Mine DC

the next door neighbor to nbelle delp[hine
mrs Karbor cried this morning because the
villainy mysterious only known as the Eyes
came into her garden last nights and
again destroyed her gardens!

>>937239563
This is an almost Shakespearean tragedy unfolding

its my birthday and i am otter posting idgaf

>>937239829
:DD happy birthday lil gupper

>>937239829
>its a day that ends in y and i am otter posting idgaf

>>937239703
belle, it is known, mows her lawn

>>937239854
needs mandingo

>>937239902
thanks bruv!
>>937239907
i haven't seriously otter posted in months. I'll post a new pic I make here and there but actual, genuine otter posting is more or less gone.

>>937239829
Happy birthday. May your milk always pour and your bones forever strengthen

>>937239829
hbd otterdude

>>937239707
it wasn't a big one iirc just some webs of her shaking her ass I expect

these threads will only be relevant in Nov

>>937240088
based

>>937240054
Oh, so not just the unnecessary stuff, just the stuff that gets me going 0-100 (i reluctantly did km for you) in seconds. What a relief
>>937240088
IYKYK

>>937240053
>>937240054
Thanks, lads. <33

>>937240148
rip in peace

>>937240676
Agreed, though your Rihannas are helping me handle it much better

>brocky when he gets pupper sticks

>>937240722
the one folder that is never going anywhere

>>937241226
Glad you're staying firm on that. So to speak

Livvy Dunne got her wikifeet page taken down

time to pump the penis

>>937241675
a few months ago. her bf is a footfag.

>>937241445
I'll have riri and zoe folders til the day I die

>>937241762
imagine dating a girl that looks like this for her FEET

A ‘Basic Instinct’ reboot is in the works.

Taylor Tots

>>937241846
i'd go with margot robbie or sydney sweeney but not sure if either are willing to show minge
ofc given how tame and shitty newer movies are now there might not even be a pussy scene or any nudity at all

>>937241824
And i will continue to appreciate your resolve
>>937241956
Syd would if it gets packaged as awards bait.

>>937241846
>>937241956
some dark horse candidates:
Amber Heard. she'd be perfect as Catherine and she's long overdue for a comeback
Sabrina Carpenter. people forget she can act.

>>937241846
is babs finally going to show her pussy

>>937242124

>>937242140
I wish, but that's a multimillion dollar body that gets paid to not show everything off. Aint ever gonna happen, at least so long as her modeling career is still firing on all cylinders.

>>937242220
She's already shown a lot

>>937242121
Sabrina is too short. Heard is a great choice if they can line up the ages right

>>937242257
There's a huge difference between topless and visible genitals, and usually any nudity at all is negotiated waaaaaay early on in a model's contract. My friend used to be a model for several different companies and they all had those sort of clauses pre-baked in their contracts. Showing wang or vag in a movie would be a non-starter for a current VS model.

>>937242523
I'm still praying she'll show pussy at some point
Babs' BUILT body needs to be shown

>>937242649
I agree, but so long as she's getting paid to model, brief butt flashes and maybe a tasteful titty shot or two is as much as we're getting. Sorry anon.

>>937239829
happy birthday fren

>>937239055
maybe maybe

>>937242749
Thanks! Did you like the new otter pic I posted?

>>937242828
this one?
>>937239829
that little faaaaaaaaace <3

>>937242749
In either case, you pull off "carried away" rather well

>>937242921
Yes!!!

>>937242921
Cute sisters.

>>937239563
Who do you have left these days?

>>937242993

>>937242937
you should see how i pull off "carried to the bed"

>>937242975
>metalgearalertsfx.mp3

>>937242993
the best kind of sisters

>>937243124

>>937243124
!

>>937243124
I only found out the other day that she's the daughter of the qt from Groundhog Day now I feel dumb

>>937243026
>Palvin
>Cami Cabello
>Chloe Bailey
>Dua
>Laura Harrier
>Madi Petsch
>McKayla Maroney
>Moner
>Natalie Dormer
>Nathalie Emmanuel
>Rihanna
>Salma Hayek
>Sofia Vergara
>Zoe Saldana

for Basic Instinct remake I predict Florence Pugh, Sydney Sweeney, Ana De Armas or Margot Robbie to take this role

and they must recreate That Scene

>>937243124
Clearly i should see that. Is it a rousing performance?

>>937243258
Why hang the otter?

>>937243201
now kiss
>>937243258
aw nooooo poor baby put him dowwwwn
>>937243279
don't beat yourself up <3
>>937243289
i've been known to inspire a standing O or two

>>937243280
Margot is built af too, so I'd be okay with her

>>937243280
really could be any of them, sharon stone was in her mid-30s in Basic Instinct

>>937243389
How did you know?

>>937243433
it's a fundamental law of physics that cute sisters will inevitably take a cute kiss on the cheek or pretend they're about to kiss on the lips pic

>>937243389
>Or two
Then we'd best go for three. Finish top of the class, cum laude

the only option

>>937243389
it certainly explains the looks

>>937243355
>>937243389
ohhhhh you two silly geese ui is fine!!!

>>937237780 (OP)
The majority of the world is unaware that celebrity culture has been infiltrated by the Satanic cult since its creation in the 1960s.

>>937243433
You are bald and ugly LMAO

Alison Brie's naked breasts.

>>937243585
i always ace the oral
>>937243630
that's an honor coming from someone posting an actual fertility goddess <3
>>937243663
i wanna hug the baby

This look>>>

>>937243498

>>937243756
glad you appreciate her

>>937243772
that is an exceptional look

>>937243756
Then add your deep analysis and you're unstoppable. I'm off to early supper. Take care, you.

>>937243835

>>937243796
morgan freeman voice: "it wasn't an onlyfans, and you're turrble for thinkin' it would be"
>>937243835
mhm, love that glorious preggybelly
>>937243858
<3 enjoy and have a happy tummy

>>937243951
>>937243894
it should have been me :(

>>937243974
i feel your pain
i said the same thing when i saw allison's preggypics

>>937244031
one day it shall be our turn anon

>>937244195
if maggie announced a pregnancy tomorrow with bellypics, my heart would explode

>>937244360
I'm sure she'd look wonderful

>>937243756
:))

boomers listen to the same song on repeat for hours. boomers watch the same season of young sheldon over and over again for months

>>937243951
>>937244031
MaisieMaiesiophilia.com

>>937244541
>Do something with your life
Lel

>>937244541
not true. boomers don't even watch young sheldon

As the world turns.

Big Brother Season 69.

MSNBC

>>937244767
my piss still burns

British Broadcasting Corporation

>>937244825
Did you bust a little too hard?

>>937244767
>>937244795
>>937244810
>>937244541
speaking of canceled shows, CBS is cancelling The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
and they're not bringing it back with a new host either, they're just ending The Late Show forever
huge news, big gamechanger

AM RADIO
8 TRACKS
NEON SPLASH PANTS
TWO CANS OF HAIRSPRAY
L7
NO SEATBELTS IN CARS
YOU CAN LEGALLY HAVE A BEER WHILE DRIVING
SMOKING ALLOWED IN ALL PLACES

>>937244906
Yea. Now it's shidd like "Love Island".
I wonder what sort of brainrot content the future gens will have.

Remember there is a generation who grew up on "Jersey Shore".
>They all changed, why haven't (you)?

>>937245054

>>937245264
eww would not let him be my bidet /10

Canceled the #1 late night show by ratings. Seems political.

>>937245264
Go spam elsewhere, fat boy. It's my birthday today.

>>937245322
no one gives a fuck

>>937245351
Don't spam a man on his birthday, fat fuq. Also I'm not even beady so good job.

>>937245322
happy birthday. at least you're having a good day. unlike stephen here.

orange man take late show

>>937245322
if you're over 18 its time to stop caring about birthdays

>>937245461
Thanks, bro.

>>937244420
yiss

>>937244463
aty's about to house a whole bee'yah

>>937244572
sign me up

>>937245605

>>937245605
Do you think otters would be nice drunks or mean drunks? I could imagine Aty getting drunk and fighting someone for a scallop.

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman... I-I k-know I-I don't deserve h-her...

>>937245686
one of the most kissable noses on earth

>>937245741
i think they'd be mean drunks at first, but after missing with their telegraphed punches a few times they'd get really affectionate and chill out

MMMMMMMM

>>937245834

I’m sorry but this is an utterly insane thing to say about the guy they had replace David Letterman

give me a movie from 1988 to watch, no reason for that I just picked it

this is the death knell for late-night TV if they can cancel the #1 talk show just like that. TV is well and truly dead now. no show is safe.

>>937245969
Is License to Drive from 1988?

>>937245834
>but after missing with their telegraphed punches a few times
The picture this painted in my mind gave me a good chuckle.

>>937245922
they're doing it so that the Paramount merger will go through, they need the political capital

>>937245887
just kiss dat face all ovah

>>937245922
no further late night talk shows were needed after craig ferguson did a perfect job

>>937245969
who framed roger rabbit
it's a whimsical yet compelling take on a real life scam that helped ruin america

>>937246065
i was thinking of this

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DeiSH-TcbCg?feature=share

>>937245969
A Fished Called Wanda

>>937246112
haven't seen Roger Rabbit in FOREVER might actually watch that

>>937246112
Her belly button will pop like her nose.

>>937245969
my 1988 movie ratings:
Bird - 5 stars
Die Hard - 5 stars
Rain Man - 3 stars
so watch either Die Hard or Bird

>>937246112
Kek. Hilarious.

>>937246271
die hard is a tough contender...might watch both, thanks fellas

Emma Roberts has had her license suspended for six months after being caught speeding.

ARE GIRL Evanna would never!

>>937246261
it'll make a pop sound like when you open a snapple

do they still make snapple?
>googles it
they come in plastic bottles now :(

>>937246321
aty gonna sleep it off in the drunk tank

>>937246409
Are you saying she's vacuum-seal tight?

happy birthday choli!!!!!

>>937246560
you know...yeah, let's say i was saying that

>>937246674
the thumbnail made it look like lily's jacket is half denim, half cotton :D

>>937246746

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHOLI

Happy Birthday, Otterman!

>>937246746
a very stylish Mags!

>>937246919
wanna treat her like a vanilla ice cream cone

>>937246934
howdy sersho

>>937246409
I imagine it'd look a lil somethin' like this kek
>>937246674
>>937246932
>>937246934
Thanks everybody!!!

>>937247006
that's the look of someone who threw back three irish car bombs, threw an aggressive frat boy through a plate glass window, then took a swing at a cop

sleep well, little angel
sleep well

>>937247006
<333333

>>937239703
>>937239854
>>937241205
Not celebs
>>937242257
>>937242649
>>937242966
Fuck off
>>937246932
Stop posting children you worthless scum

>>937247006
i like that this otter and my cat have the same harness

>>937247102
Pedophile

>>937246934
>>937246997
Cream her up.

>>937247102
>>937247161
fuck off faggot

>>937247101
KEK based Aty
>>937247102
:)) <33
>>937247161
highly adorable

I miss brittany

>>937246997
and top o' the marnin' to ye... at quarter to eight... pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUXvUeu8c2k
WATCHING MINJI FOR MY BIRTHDAY

>>937247219
monke vs otter who's got the most adorablenessity

>>937247298
kill yourself

>>937247198
good thing I'm not lack toes in toddler ants

>>937247198
>mfw it's time to fill the donut

>>937247219
ATY: Attack the Yard

>>937247241
sersho hours
>dat knitted dress

>>937247101
>>937246997
>>937247336
based mq poster

>post

>>937247298
too tough to call!!!
>>937247336
>ATY: Attack the Yard
based aty just heemin' everything you love to see it from him

>>937247477
shakin them haters off

>>937247319
>>937247336

>>937247336
REAL SHIFT WORKER HOURS *hooting owl sound effect* *spooky skeleton rattle*
>>937247385
ehehehehe *hug*
>>937247565
ever seen a donut overfilled with custard? basically it just comes out everywhere

>>937247402
<3 loves me some maggie

>>937247517
aaaaaah that little face
you're killin' me with cute

>>937247565
and that's her pic when she feels the pulses

>>937247006
krumkake tonight?
>>937246746
I can see that yep

colbert insulted transformers: rise of the beasts
paramount was pissed

>>937247517
best of 3? of 5? of 7?
>>937247540
;)

>>937247604
>>937247618
Point of no return.

>>937247604
please don't get bit by a werewolf :(

>>937247641
^o^

>>937247714

>>937247713
>>937247477
Fuck off

>>937247810

>>937247618
Glad ya like the pics <33
>>937247641
No, krumkake is for christmas!
>>937247713
well that sounds reasonable enough!

>>937247604
hiya sershey

>>937247899
>mfw i'm about to yoink that video so hard my wrist is going to break

>>937247993
oh uh how do we start the series and who wins

>>937247993
the otterpics always brighten my day <3

>>937247810
A werewolf on the jobsite? oooh the union's not gonna like this! I bet he isn't even licensed!
>>937248003
Hiii! i posted Evanna earlier to gloat about some Watson-related news...

>>937247993
any special bday meal or is the cholster gonna fast right through his special day

>>937248012
my reaction to that information

>>937248160
<3 maggie in motion is poetry

in motion

>>937248107
awooooo werewolves of sersho

>>937248073
Stop fucking posting. Not a celeb, pedo

>>937248073
well i hadn't thought this far ahead uhhhhhh
>>937248076
:DD
>>937248111
having a classic Chad dish tonight... STEAK.

>>937247810

>>937248257
she's just an angel visiting on the earth. we're glad to experience her.

>>937248337
fuqqqq

i wanna play some gamecube i'll see u later choli

>>937248467
have fun!!!

>>937248467

>>937248527
See you later choli

>>937248306
cuuuuute
>>937248337
also cuuuuuute

>>937248388
creamy

>>937248395
the way she blinks those princess eyes
i couldn't say not to anything

>goodbye have fun beady

you guys are so fucking gay

>>937248568
BALD

>>937248337
FK YES. literally no better birthday meal than that choli. big fat steak and a Maya fap cheers

>>937248467
Fuck off

>>937248754
pretty based if i'm being honest

thinking about maya higa now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs_mVLDgD_4
Luv Minji