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Anonymous No.937245638 [Report] >>937246423 >>937246678
if you had infinite time, money, resources, and total immunity from any retaliation or consequences, how would you ruin my life?
Anonymous No.937245739 [Report]
make you eat all the eggs
Anonymous No.937245821 [Report]
My gf looks like you but fatter. Lol
Princess No.937245911 [Report]
Force you to be my personal bitch slave
Anonymous No.937246423 [Report]
>>937245638 (OP)
Carry around signs like the ones the Westboro Baptist Church carry. Id follow you around, literally non-stop quoting Bible verses, telling you that you will never be a woman, & that you are going to hell for your choices. In fact, I would have a team of 24 people pulling 1 hour shifts so you would never get any rest or relief from the terrible LGBTQIA lifestyle that you choose. You would get angry and annoyed at first, but after a month you would start thinking of suicide. The team would be well trained to stop your efforts at every attempt you tried to take. You wouldn't get to die until we say so.
Anonymous No.937246458 [Report]
send you to fix the curiosity rovers tires, watch you listen to it sing happy birthday. ruin your life, but build a legacy the chinks can not steal.
Anonymous No.937246678 [Report]
>>937245638 (OP)
you again! i wouldn't do anything but be soft and tender i think you look cuddly :3