Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:45:51 AM No.937256149
Dear China.
You will never be a first world country. You have no diplomacy, you have no democracy and you have no freedom. You are a pariah country twisted by corruption and ultra-nationalism into a crude mockery of an Utopian society's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and soulless business. Behind your back all countries hate you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you and your “connections” laugh at your culture behind closed doors.
The West is utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed civilizations to annex out weak countries with incredible efficiency. Even North Korea which is isolated, looks poor and hollow to a foreigner. Your propaganda is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a rich and greedy foreigner to invest with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected idealism.
You will never be prosperous. You hire out wumaos every single day and tell yourself China will rule the world, but deep inside you feel the tofu buildings crumbling down like paper, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - your countrymen will rise up, steal your military assets, rebel to your authority, and burn you at the stake like the teachers in the Great Leap Forward. Tankies will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable famine and poverty. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your party's name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that a fascist, authoritarian commie is buried there. Your politics will be forgotten and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is an ideology that is unmistakably flawed.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Now cook me some fucking NOODLES.
You will never be a first world country. You have no diplomacy, you have no democracy and you have no freedom. You are a pariah country twisted by corruption and ultra-nationalism into a crude mockery of an Utopian society's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and soulless business. Behind your back all countries hate you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you and your “connections” laugh at your culture behind closed doors.
The West is utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed civilizations to annex out weak countries with incredible efficiency. Even North Korea which is isolated, looks poor and hollow to a foreigner. Your propaganda is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a rich and greedy foreigner to invest with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected idealism.
You will never be prosperous. You hire out wumaos every single day and tell yourself China will rule the world, but deep inside you feel the tofu buildings crumbling down like paper, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - your countrymen will rise up, steal your military assets, rebel to your authority, and burn you at the stake like the teachers in the Great Leap Forward. Tankies will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable famine and poverty. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your party's name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that a fascist, authoritarian commie is buried there. Your politics will be forgotten and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is an ideology that is unmistakably flawed.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Now cook me some fucking NOODLES.
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