Feet thread - /b/ (#937264606) [Archived: 189 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:48:01 PM No.937264606
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Whats your most hottest moment u got with feet?
No gay shit, it makes me sad :โ€™-(
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:05:01 PM No.937264950
>>937264606 (OP)

FOOT FETISH:

The most unoriginal contrived fake ass fetish in the entire grab bag of bullshit fetishes...

It's the lowest hanging fruit, prepackaged for those with no creativity, unable to come up with an original idea.

FEET = literally and metaphorically.The farthest removed part of your body from anything involving sex whatsoever

You couldn't possibly find a part of the body that's farther removed from any imaginable sexual activity.

FOOT FETISHES :
HOW ASEXUAL PEOPLE PRETEND TO BE 'SEXUALLY ELITE'

It's a cheap distraction technique designed to prevent people from realizing you are afraid of sex

Two prevent people from discovering YOU AVOID SEX

Which is exactly why you would gravitate to a woman's feet if she took off her clothes and spread her legs for you

Poor little unresolved emotional issues sissy boy..... he allowed his childhood fear of abandonment to fester, and become an adult fear of intimacy.

YOU ARE NOT HETEROSEXUAL
YOU ARE NOT (YET) HOMOSEXUAL because YOU ARE ASEXUAL

You're not fooling anybody

Now run along and make some more excuses about why you've never had a relationship... you cheap amateur school talent show magic act misdirection technique 'master' of destruction
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:07:30 PM No.937265006
>>937264950
Thx for the bump m8
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:17:22 PM No.937265230
>>937264606 (OP)
> no gay shit

> it makes me sad

Emotionally fragile much?
Unresolved emotional issues?

So you develop a fear of abandonment in your childhood WHY???

Because your mother didn't abandon you... at least not physically.

Are you telling me that you felt your mother abandoned you in her heart and mind although she remained there in the house taking care of you?

How long do you intend on allowing yourself to behave so weakly, that
something is simple as a sentence from another person triggers your inability to control your emotions?

How long do you intend on living?A life ruled by fear of hypothetical scenarios that never even occur?

Regarding sadness and homosexuality
I'm afraid you have chosen a path
That leads in only one direction

And you are barreling towards eventual homosexuality

You're uncomfortable around women anyway

you always have been

So.. It's not a far stretch to realize you're going to end up with a pair of sweaty testicles on your forehead...

And as you have already discovered
WOMEN DO NOT LIKE THE FOOT FETISH FAGSHOW BULLSHIT

Women are willing to try at one time
And that's
Always the last time they ever indulge any men with their little emotional problems

Because you guys never have sex with them afterwards

Because.
You are asexual
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:18:20 PM No.937265263
>>937265006

No problem, mr. prefabricated ' just add water' instant grab bag contrived fetish guy
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:29:59 PM No.937265524
I accidentally typed destruction earlier

But when you read it, you realized I meant to say DISTRACTION*

Because that's what fetishes are
Fetishes are nothing more than distraction techniques
Stalling tactics.....
It's not like you ever have opportunities to engage in sex with anybody, but just in case, you've already prepared an excuse is to avoid intimacy with them....

You're going to pretend like you have a fetish
You're going to pretend like feet are a sexually pleasurable erogenous zone
Although it would bring her ( or in your case more likely HIM) absolutely no sexual pleasure, whatsoever... you would STILL continue your little contrived performance, focusing on stupid feet...

Because you're intimidated by genitals
That's your plan...
That's how you intend to escape
avoid or eliminate
Any possible hypothetical sex
Everybody likes to get their neck rubbed.Or their shoulders or even sometimes your feet, especially if you spend lots of hours working on your ( you should consider finding a job and moving out of your mother's house)

But no matter what you might think
No matter what you've read
And no matter what you've heard
women simply DO NOT like the foot fetish fagshow
It's a turn off for them
Because after a little while
They always stop and wonder
....... Why isn't he fucking me?

And suddenly they see the man as he truly is.. a scared little boy using a stalling tactic....
And that's why they never call back again
And that's why they'll never indulge another foot fagshow from anybody else
it only takes them ONE time to finally learn the truth about foot fetiehes

And it's taken you an entire lifetime to learn, until today..
Today is the first time you've ever had anybody explain exactly what you're doing
I doubt youve ever been consciously aware that you're simply avoiding sex
Because as humans, we often wear horse blinders to our own behaviors and motivations....

But now you understand who and what you truly are
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:32:19 PM No.937265595
Lol
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:36:14 PM No.937265685
When I was a younger man, i ended up dating a brilliant psychiatrist chick named allison... she was young, but she was ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BRILLIANT....

She was also hot as fuck... she was long and tall and thin with perfect tits.. blonde hair and big bright eyes and a great face... and a great personality... she was so much fun... dude she was so much fun!!!

And she was great in bed
Oh my God, she took a real beating, if you know what I mean... and no matter how far I'd push the envelope, she was ready for more.

One night after fucking, somehow the topic of fetishes popped up..

And she's the one who explained the truth about fetishes to me... she had experience with her psychiatric patients.

And as soon as she explained it
Every word fell in place
Like the interlocking teeth of gears

It's so obvious!!
FETISHES ARE A WAY OF AVOIDING SEX

It's a way to avoid or delay sex while pretending that it is somehow a form of sex

It's undeniable
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:40:25 PM No.937265775
>>937265595

It wouldn't matter if it was a foot fetish, or a bondage fetish, or a drinking champagne from a stiletto fetish, or a " cleaning the toilet in an abandoned truck stop restroom" fetish....

Because NONE OF THOSE THINGS ARE SEX

NONE OF THOSE THINGS HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH SEX

But as long as you are doing them, you have managed to avoid intimacy

You have managed to avoid sex

While pretending that cleaning a toilet can somehow be considered a "sex act"

What's funny is I learned the truth about fetishes BECAUSE I GET LOTS OF PUSSY

But you don't get any pussy, and it took you until today to finally have somebody explain the undeniable truth about your contrived fake fetish bullshit
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:47:43 PM No.937265926
THE DEPTHS OF YOUR UNORIGINALITY:

Have you ever noticed how nobody seems to have an original fetish?

......... Isn't that strange?

Over eight billion people, but there are only five or six fetishes?

That's because you weirdos have no creativity, no originality....

If fetishes were real, you'd see people with " tennis ball cans glued to the top of my head" fetishes...

If fetishes were real, there would be " standing in an industrial sized bucket of chicken grease while three argentinian dwarves sing slim whitman's greatest hits" fetish....

...... With eight billion people, there would be at least a hundred million well known fetishes

But there aren't....

It's just the same tired old contrived.Prefabricated cookie cutter template FAKE ASS GRAB-BAG OF UNORIGINAL IDEAS

That's exactly why you picked feet

Because it was there
Because.
You're lazy
Because you're not really a creative person

Because it wasn't that important which fetish you chose, as long as it would help you avoid hypothetical sexual scenarios

You could have at least come up with something original

Like I said...
Even if you could achieve an erection for a vagina, you'd be boring in bed

You are boring when choosing fake fetishes

And you'd be boring in bed

I guarantee you don't know how to dance
Do you?
I'm willing to bet five thousand dollars
YOU CAN'T DANCE....
can you?
Youve got no rhythm....
You can't flow
You're not creative

That's too bad....
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:55:46 PM No.937266119
>>937264950
imagine being this retarded
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:51:10 PM No.937269327
>>937264606 (OP)
The most I dared to do was lick my sister's shoes.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:34:02 PM No.937270726
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>>937265685
Do you miss Allison?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:39:31 PM No.937272763
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:41:23 PM No.937272824
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any chink lovers here?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:47:29 PM No.937273024
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take a lick
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:53:55 PM No.937273241
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:24:51 PM No.937274143
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:43:10 PM No.937274763
>>937274143
would anyone breed her?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:55:38 PM No.937275188
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Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl who's curvy and loves to take the lead when it comes to sizzling chats. I get such a thrill from pushing guys to their limits and seeing them unravel in the heat of the moment. I'm definitely a night owl and always down to explore new fantasies, but I have a bit of social anxiety, so meeting up in person isn't really my scene. That's why I enjoy connecting through messagesโ€”it's just so much easier! If you're interested in some fun and steamy conversations, hit me up! You can find me on the app that rhymes with "trap". Just add me: z o y - m e l l (make sure to remove the spaces and dash for it to work). Can't wait to chat!
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:56:51 PM No.937275243
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Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the U.S., curvy and confident, totally loving to take charge during those wild chats. I thrive on the thrill of making guys lose their cool on cam, seeing how far I can push their buttons while keeping it fun for both of us. I'm always in the mood for some spicy conversation (total nympho vibes!), but I do deal with a bit of anxiety, so meeting up in person isn't really my jam. Thatโ€™s why I'm all about the texting life; it's just so much easier! If you're interested in some flirty fun, hit me up on my app: s-t-e-e-l-l-i-v-y (just remove the spaces and dashes). Trust me, I'm not here to sell you anythingโ€”just looking for some fun sexting buddies!
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:09:12 PM No.937275711
>>937274763
Post better angles.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:09:47 PM No.937275734
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:10:23 PM No.937275762
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:10:55 PM No.937275786
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:12:10 PM No.937275833
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:20:58 PM No.937276138
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I miss worshipping and fucking these feet
I'd bust early so much from eating her from the back and her using her feet