WHY I STARTED THE OFFICIAL LOGFAG BAN CLUB™ :

It has recently come to my attention that there's a guy in here who keeps talking about eating feces. Perhaps you've seen him, as well?

He keeps breaking all the rules and violating all the... rules and shit...

Or at least it seems like he is... he's definitely violating MY RULES, because I can't stand watching somebody.
behave in a manner contrary to what I think image board culture behavior should be.

I've always gotten frustrated watching other people do things in their own way,c and not conform to my structured rigid requirements.

I come here to enjoy being overly serious. His wanton disregard really pisses me off, Gets under my skin, and he takes all the fun out of being serious and boring.

I realized there's other people like me out there, who are angry at the mods for not following our orders....

And I thought I should make a friendly place... a safe place, where we can all lick our wounds, and purchase BAN CLUB MERCH...

I wanted to make a special safe haven, where we can find strength in numbers, and show the logfag that we're not the type of welcome mats that he can just wipe his feet on... nope

We are the types that buy bumper stickers and.
Order XXX large t shirts.

JOIN THE OFFICIAL LOG FAG BAN CLUB TODAY!! where we promise we will probably get him banned... eventually!

In summary I realized there's an abundance of uptight, thin-skinnned, frustrated, self entitled control freaks in here, who struggle every time they see something or someone that they cannot control.

And I figured those guys need a place to buy overpriced t-shirts, coffee cups and toilet paper dispensers.

JOIN THE OFFICIAL BAN CLUB TODAY!!
I say let's make logfag start following our rules!

CHECK OUT THE HOT NEW BAN CLUB MERCH!!

( thermoreactive ink makes the logfag frown when filled with a hot beverage)

OHH AH AH AH A-CK

>>937272738 (OP)
Where do I sign?

BEING PRINTED IN CHINA AS WE SPEAK:
Your friends will be amazed how your brand new, clean white t shirt still somehow smells exactly like feces!

So was I... the chinese factory sent me one shirt for design approval, and it smelled just like human shit. the box it came in, the packing peanuts... all of it...

(i didn't know they also used packing corn kernels in china)

Smelled exactly like shit, so we're literally GIVING THEM AWAY!!!
In fact , feel free to order fifty of them at a time!

All of your gay marvel universe friends will think you're the FLASH when you sport this new exciting design!

>>937272738 (OP)
mods ban this spamming asshole

This one was designed by our newest employee, our art director Dunning Kruger.

>>937273447
Meds.

>>937273447

Sumatran coffee: $9

"MODS?" Mug : $49.99

A chemically treated cup from asia that makes any beverage taste like a bowel movement: PRICELESS

>>937273467
I like this snazzy new number! this would look good on you out in public... elegant, stylish and simple

Gotta make my belly inflate big big big like a deviantart somic character as a shit out a baby who grows up to be a fucking kiwifarms user seething endlessly about Chris Chan before for 13 years before committing sanctioned suicide to become maggot food lmaooo

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the states, a bit on the adventurous side and totally loving playful chats. I get such a thrill from teasing guys and pushing all the right buttons during our spicy conversations. My vibe is all about fun and flirtation, and I’m definitely not shy about taking control. I also have my moments of anxiety, so meeting face-to-face isn’t really my scene. But that’s why I’m here for some unforgettable sexting experiences! If you're down to have some fun, feel free to add me on my favorite app: s-t-e-e-l-l-i-v-y (make sure to remove the spaces to find me!). Looking forward to some wild chats!

>>937273467
Oh I forgot to show the back of the shirt

>>937274317

Real insider info:
our design team developed this as a tribute to an online group of disruptors and derailers called CLONER NATION.

It also had a fan club, with hundreds of members worldwide.

>>937274317
Trust me, i know what you're thinking...

And that's why Our engineering department developed a proprietary magnetic system, so you can remove it from your mother's car after she's done driving you.

>>937274280

That's okay, little lady!!

Because most of our BAN CLUB Members weigh over 300 lbs, so our XXXL t shirts will fit you nicely

>>937272738 (OP)
mods ban this spamming retard

this is not a meme it's annoying
and everyone's sick of this faggot flooding the fucking board with it

>>937273467
STOP POSTING MY FACE MAN. PLEASE STOP.

>>937274709
Nobody is gonna ban Logfag, and you can't tell me otherwise.

Would you?

>>937274709
For what? There is no spam E.

>>937275979
Suggdah shidd oudda muh aenus.

>>937273447

Y u mad femanon?

>>937278192
Did

>>937274319
Can I get this in a Med.?

>>937274709
Awwwwww. The kid is logless.

>>937282055
5'7" logfag simp! How are you doing?