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Way out west there was this fella
A fella I wanna tell you about...
Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski
At least that's the handle his lovin' parents gave him
But he never had much use for it himself
This Lebowski, he called himself "The Dude"
Now, Dude, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from
But, then there was a lot about the dude that didn't make a whole lotta sense to me
And a lot about where he lived, likewise
But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'
They call Los Angeles the "City of Angels"
I didn't find it to be that exactly
But although there are some nice folks there
Course I can't say I seen London
And I never been to france
And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies as a fella says
But I'll tell you what
After seeing Los Angeles
And this a here story I'm about to unfold
Well I, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any a those other places, and in English too
So I can die with a smile on my face without feelin' like the good lord gypped me
Now, this a here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early '90s
Just about the time a our conflict with Saddam and the Iraqis
I only mention it because sometimes there's a man...
I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero?
But sometimes there's a man...
And I'm talkin' bout the Dude here...
sometimes there's a man...
Well... he's the man for his time and place
He fits right in there
And that's the dude... in Los Angeles
And even if he's a lazy man
And the Dude was most certainly that
Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County
Which would place him in the runnin' for laziest worldwide
But sometimes there's a man...
sometimes...
there's a man...
Ahh, lost my train a thought here
But... Ah, hell
I done introduced him enough
