Thread 937298160

Celeb

No goat pls edition

>>937298160 (OP)
>Not a celeb
>No previous thread link
>Pedophile edition
Fuck off faggot

>>937298621
>>937298590
You are the two worst faggots in the world

driver left my order in the lobby instead of bringing it up to me
what a fucking asshole
never should've tipped that cocksucker
this is why they shouldn't make us give the tip before we get our food
fucking bullshit
driver's name is Ali
i hope he gets in a crash on his way home

So you know how these threads are flooded with people who hang around all day spamming, talking shit and not posting celebs?

Well what if instead of ignoring them so that they would either leave or be forced to post celebs and contribute, what if instead of doing that we did the exact opposite and catered to them to such an insane degree that there is literally zero incentive for them or anyone else to bother posting celebs because it's simply faster and easier to flood the thread with mmm my dick?

That seems like a pretty neat idea to me.
Let's just completely do away with any sort of incentive structure and just reward whoever contributes the least.

Surely that won't kill the threads once there's no longer any reason to post celebs or be a good poster seeing as how whoever can find the M key on their keyboard will be treated better than them anyways.

Nothing could go wrong.

Anyways it's time for another 12 hour thread because no one wants to post celebs for some unknown and surely unexplainable reason.

Enjoy.

>So you know how these threads are flooded with people who hang around all day spamming, talking shit and not posting celebs?
>[FAGGOT SPACING]
>Well what if instead of ignoring them so that they would either leave or be forced to post celebs and contribute, what if instead of doing that we did the exact opposite and catered to them to such an insane degree that there is literally zero incentive for them or anyone else to bother posting celebs because it's simply faster and easier to flood the thread with mmm my dick?
>[FAGGOT SPACING]
>That seems like a pretty neat idea to me.
>Let's just completely do away with any sort of incentive structure and just reward whoever contributes the least.
>[FAGGOT SPACING]
>Surely that won't kill the threads once there's no longer any reason to post celebs or be a good poster seeing as how whoever can find the M key on their keyboard will be treated better than them anyways.
>[FAGGOT SPACING]
>Nothing could go wrong.
>[FAGGOT SPACING]
>Anyways it's time for another 12 hour thread because no one wants to post celebs for some unknown and surely unexplainable reason.
>[FAGGOT SPACING]
>Enjoy.

>>937299027
Someone you're jealous of because they earn positive attention and people enjoy talking to them was posting a celebrity you don't like and it triggered you to spam naked old men. The scale of your utter lack of self-awareness is matched only by your glaring hypocrisy.

“Do not proffer sympathy to the mentally ill; it is a bottomless pit. Tell them firmly, “I am not paid to listen to this drivel — you are a terminal fool!” Otherwise, they make you as crazy as they are.”

― William S. Burroughs Warning Anons Not To Talk To Or Acknowledge Beady

>>937299349
Fuck off

>>937299651
Your Mom said to say Hello
but then she had to put my Cock back in her mouth

>>937299703
>>937299772
Not a celeb, fuck off faggot

>>937299826
>>937299772

>>937299922
>>937299887
Fuck off

>>937299922
>>937299971

>>937300059
Pedophile

>>937300516
>>937300537
>>937300591
>>937300572
Fuck off spamming faggot, not a celeb

>>937300624
>>937300667
Not a celeb newfag

>>937300710
You aren't allowed to post here

>>937300755
Fuck off pedo

>>937300836
Not a celeb. Fuck off to a socials thread faggot

>>937300851
i got the runs so bad like you wouldn't believe

>>937300836
she has bed bug bites on her legs

sneezed so hard my headphones went flying off my head

>>937300990
Ooh nice

>>937301035
>>937301019
>>937300990
Pedo

ate too much
had 2 original chicken sandwiches
and a ranch chicken wrap
the shit is literally just pouring out of me now like a faucet

lost count of how many times in a row i've shitted already
it's all liquid, no solid pieces

>>937301051
Fuck off
>>937301068
Pedophile

>>937301267
Man is ran through.

The loose foreskin is the equivalent of a loose pussy or asshole.

>>937301400
>>937301367
Fuck off pedos

bari weiss still being important is crazy I shouldn’t have to still hear about 2017 chapo reading series people

gooning is boring, gaming is boring, touching grass is boring, sleeping is boring, boring is boring what do i even do anymore

what do you guys do when you're bored

>>937301651
I wake up and see big juggy tits. Life is good

>>937301726
>>937301670
>>937301651
Not celebs, pedophiles. Wrong thread

>>937301859
>>937301816
>>937301835
>>937301789
Not celebs

>>937301926
are you joking me

>>937301764
There's a starlet thread? Where!

>>937302021
Pedophile

>>937302197
"Never made a dime"

>>937302259
>Just another hypersexual spoºky girl
>Male doms • big cocks • degradation • big messy creampies

>>937302514
What?

wow a 12-minute talking scene
has that ever been done in a movie before

>>937302259
Big fat tiddies

I had a friend in school who thought Luke Skywalker was 100% robot in Return of the Jedi because of the prosthetic at the end of Empire

turn your phone off and sit alone with your thoughts for 30min it actually does wonders for this feeling

being bored is natural we’re supposed to be bored it’s what makes us wanna do stuff and make stuff and be alive

Nigga killed himself over bbc LMAOOOO

>>937303372
Pedo

when it was my birthday no one gave a fuck, when a nigger that dumbfucks otters and shit gets 180 birthday wishes

jew ass fucks suck on my eugene levy as you all live on!

oh, I looked at the rest of the thread, were all having a mental breakdown.

wdhmbt

>>937304084
troy stop

troy drink some water dude

>>937304065
wel lhow do ya like the msapples

niggers

>>937304116
im choli

>>937304177
hi choli I'm choli

>>937304201
sup choli

CHOLI YOU KNOW FUCKIN WHAT I HOPE your bones and whatever else you've been heal and you can farm normally

I worded that bad, farm normally seems like an insult to me, like other people aren't normal, my autism is showing

I'm gonna shut up, choli I hope you don't die, there

>>937304232
Thanks bro i appreciate it

before you ask YES

>>937304272
>>937304212
>>937304177
Not celebs

This shit thread desperately needs more Franny

>>937304272
do you watch the U.S. Farm Report?

I haven't been around in like a week or so, has at least one person been saying shit thread with no context

shit thread

>>937304454
nope

>>937304511
choli I was typing something then I got mad at you for no reason like halfway through then I got distracted and I forgot why I tagged you in the first place, oh well

>>937304542
happens to the best of us
here is a minji to cheer you up

>>937304576
sure, I like that cute one you post but minji is minji too

>>937304624
is this the one you like

>>937304669
I already stole that one the ice cream cone, its not minji

>>937304685
sakura?

Dude wiggled his dung dung with no shame and no one here said a word...

>>937304697
yup, finally saved, rock on choli

>>937304713
cheers buddy
heres another cute kkura

>>937304731
she's always adorable, I'm up way too late, gn

>>937304747
sleep well bro

Troy farted and his dog died

>>937304914
plot twist : the dog was balls deep in troy at the time

>>937302259
If this doesn't get you hard, you're gay

>>937304990
If this doesn't get you hard, you're gay

Troy's sister coming home from work exhausted to find Troy in the garden naked from the waist down covered in blood burying the dog she's had since she was a kid as he looks at her and simply says "cope"

>>937304777
Trips checked. A lot of my curves went bye-bye when I started physical stretching for my foreskin. I finally got to see the tip of my penis but it wasn't as clean as I expected it to be.

"Yeah I found the love of my life. But I killed her dog before I had the chance to tell her." Sam Elliott from the movie Shakedown

>>937304943
after some googling of their names, I can safely say that Sakura is a qt

>>937306062
She is quite adorable!

Although I must admit i'm more of a yunjin fan for... reasons.

>>937305096
damn troy sounds pretty based

>>937306180
she's also super cute! tbh they're both new to me, so I don't have a strong loyalty to one or the other lol

>>937306470
Have ya looked up Minji yet?!

This socially retarded deformed pedophile was into K-Pop cringe a decade ago and thinks he's invisible LMAO

>>937306689
what?

>>937306535
only the fancams which you linked a couple of days ago :|
but at least its the weekend now, I should get a chance today or tomorrow to do some YT diving

>>937306724
>I should get a chance today or tomorrow to do some YT diving
yay!!!!

>>937306719
a sight for sore eyes after what i've endured in this thread thus far

the good lord woke me up to have another day. TGIS boys cheers

>>937306961
what happened

>>937306821
>>937306821
today will be a lazy saturday of vidya, so some Minji vids will be welcome on the 2nd monitor

>>937307160
absolutely love this

gngn everyone

>>937307595
oops you forgot to make me cum, how embarrassing this must be for you

>>937307595
gngn bruv

>>937307595
good night!

>>937307595
gn

>>937307715
you there, make me cum to babs at once

>>937307733
cum

>>937307776
now me pls

thinkin its an egg n toast kinda day

>>937307896
cum

>>937307919
spread your yolk on that toast, yes

dream blunt rotation except im the blunt

>>937308631
reminds me of the kstew, emma r, blake and amanda pics

>>937307001
well that fucking sucks

Mmmm thinkin bout them niggas n toast, WHAT? Shut up

you ever notice the stupid dumb sons a bitches like babs and that stupid fuck always posts the naked girl in the cowboy boots, and none it got shit to do with anything?

Yeah stop posting?

>>937309342
Goddamn

>>937307970
no yolk, i make an Omelette du Fromage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nW3-9gdjYA

>>937309463
no troy

>>937309535
a classy choice
I love mine with fresh chives
sadly most people overcook their omlettes

strokin my dick like a freak

>>937310481
how naughty are you getting today

>>937310588
very :)

>>937310734
hot

>>937310915
and yourself?

>>937310997
allie

test

>>937311151
Very good, go deep ;)

>>937311239
always with allie

did u cum yet
i did ;)

>>937311521
what did you cum for

about to

>>937311567
florence pugh

Jennette McFootslut

Came to pics of coco
Ok bye bye

>>937312362
wouldn't mind seeing them
i like coco

Interviewer: So would you agree that you’re a capital-D Daddy?

James Stewart: W…Well now, what is all this about

trying to think of an excuse to get out of going to a social function

explosive diarrhea

>>937313724
not bad, but hoping for something more dignified

>>937313769
Busy being lewd

assuming you're even real which you aren't , poor fucking girl>>937313807

is it just me or is there something really wrong with spending 8 to 9 hours at work, only to come home and have just 4 hours of personal time, and that already includes prepping for the next day? this doesn’t feel like really living

>>937314126
quit your job, spam cel all day, live right, stupid

my opinion on the last 2400 movies to come out, weenie ass nigga does weenie ass shit, and you love it the end

anyone like Kim Petras?

>>937314516
I like porn with her music

>>937314399
fucking stupid homeless dumbass still doesnt get it

IM NOT POSTING CELEBS MMMM TREAT ME BETTER THAN PARKER MMMM FUCK MUHHHBRICK

>>937314816
life isn't fair. suck it up.

>>937314516
I prefer Emily

>>937315149
whomst?

poop is usually brown, but sometimes it can be other colors

https://nypost.com/2025/07/19/us-news/drugs-and-porn-another-overdose-death-shines-light-on-substance-abuse/

>Porn's tragic curse: Seventh X-rated star dies of drugs in three years...

afternoon

its morn

Maize, also known as corn, is a tall stout grass that produces cereal grain.

Guys I wanna apologize for what I said last night...

I was wrong...

It's not a 12 hour thread, it's a 13+ hour thread.
KEK

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

FUCK YES

So you know how these threads are flooded with people who hang around all day spamming, talking shit and not posting celebs?

Well what if instead of ignoring them so that they would either leave or be forced to post celebs and contribute, what if instead of doing that we did the exact opposite and catered to them to such an insane degree that there is literally zero incentive for them or anyone else to bother posting celebs because it's simply faster and easier to flood the thread with mmm my dick?

That seems like a pretty neat idea to me.
Let's just completely do away with any sort of incentive structure and just reward whoever contributes the least.

Surely that won't kill the threads once there's no longer any reason to post celebs or be a good poster seeing as how whoever can find the M key on their keyboard will be treated better than them anyways.

Nothing could go wrong.

Anyways it's time for another 13+ hour thread because no one wants to post celebs for some unknown and surely unexplainable reason.

Enjoy.

I fart and burp all the time

>So you know how these threads are flooded with people who hang around all day spamming, talking shit and not posting celebs?
>Well what if instead of ignoring them so that they would either leave or be forced to post celebs and contribute, what if instead of doing that we did the exact opposite and catered to them to such an insane degree that there is literally zero incentive for them or anyone else to bother posting celebs because it's simply faster and easier to flood the thread with mmm my dick?
>That seems like a pretty neat idea to me.
>Let's just completely do away with any sort of incentive structure and just reward whoever contributes the least.
>Surely that won't kill the threads once there's no longer any reason to post celebs or be a good poster seeing as how whoever can find the M key on their keyboard will be treated better than them anyways.
>Nothing could go wrong.
>Anyways it's time for another 13+ hour thread because no one wants to post celebs for some unknown and surely unexplainable reason.
>Enjoy.
>reddit spacing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCIo4MCO-_U

>>937317185
Edge me out

Believe it or not, in the days before ChatGPT and TikTok "Reddit spacing" was called PARAGRAPHS.

The way I spaced mine is much easier to read.

But yeah sure Reddit spacing.

PARKERS PISSED

>>937317142
that's a cool newtpic

Feelin like an unc ITT I STG fams.

can we not do that whole thing today bd

You look like one too. Creepy uncle, that is

NONSTOP FARTING

Just started playin some Banjo Kazooie. Treasure Trove Cove is where it's at.
Hopefully that will calm me down enuff so I don't go HAM ITT.

big ass bowl of cherries, cheers

>>937315631
No, that's Lilly.

can we not do the nigger thing at least a thread or two

the princess Belle Delphine went behinds
her mansion castle and spent the afternoon
in the family gardens!

>>937318718
do not talk shit about the women hersh posts

>>937318792
don't fucking talk to me you stupid bitch

>>937318919
no you

surprised you took choli's dick out your mouth long enough to type that

>>937318961
choli and I are just friends, settle down and relax please

>>937318950
Edge out my cock

>>937318792
you are most kind

>>937318999
Shut the fuck up faggot fuck you

>>937319041
:> we need less toxicity around here

>[X] Mad
>[X] Balding

>>937318999
shut the fuck up faggot fuck you

>>937319125
We need less you around here

>>937319125
We need less you around here

>>937319125
We need less you around here

>>937319125
best to just ignore people if they're gonna be lil bitches

>>937319217
true true

>>937319217
shut the fuck up faggot, why do dumb motherfuckers think youre hersh anyway, stop posting niggers

>>937319217
true true

>>937319217
shut the fuck up faggot, why do dumb motherfuckers think youre hersh anyway, stop posting niggers

>>937319217
true true

>>937319265
because he is

>>937319223
true true

>>937319307
no, hersh was a good poster, when you were a nutstain in your daddy's undies, not just a faggot that only posts niggers

>>937319374
>>937319374
>>937319374

>>937319363
hersh was always known for his love of chocolate hunnies.

Ffrrrttt