Thread 937303020

S/Fur Caturday.

Yes, thanks.

i should hire a personal engineering assistant

oh wait

thats me

>>937303859
Accurate.

>>937303859
cat harassing eth, for shame

>>937304490
Harassment will continue until food is delivered.

oh no the doody man

i knew shitfag was european

foxxy save us from this literal shit

>>937304791
>literal
fucking broccoli head

AI was a mistake because it gave people with hyper sexuality and paraphilic disorders the option to flood the internet with their sexual fetishes.

>>937304871
my mum woke me up for lunch. I'm making this your problem now

>>937304892
take your pills

ya know i always secretly thought fursi was the doody man

some life changing info for you. you can alter the taste of your poop by the stuff you drink. sugar free energy drinks will make the poop less bitter and more sweet. makes it much more pleasant to suck and chew.

don't eat nuts or other hard stuff when you're planing to have sex. it comes out corny and might damage your intestine. you want smooth shit. potatoes and pasta is good for this.

be careful about your toys. cheap toys will change color permanently. silicone toys don't tend to do it as much. single color black ones are best for dirty fun.
even when you think poop is lube enough, still use some water based lube. after some time the poop tends to dry out and make movement harder.

untied ben wa balls are great for repacking. keep one ball inside you, it widens your intestine and makes repacking poop easier. you can then use a second ball to push it back deep. you can use this technique to have relief feeling several times.

hands are keeping the smell for about a day, even after washing them several times. use gloves or bleach to wash them. they will have a chlorine smell but not poop smell. when asked you can say that you cleaned the bathroom

you can have great time by pooping into a flesh light. with some training you can push it directly out your but into that thing. incredible fuck. just keep in mind to clean it properly afterwards. seeing poop coming out of a pussy is pretty hot

eating your own poop is pretty safe. just keep in mind, that for some hours your burps will smell like shit. use a good mouth wash so you wont get salt blister

keep in mind to flush your showers drain. the harder poop tends to settle down there and give unpleasant smell. you can use a bucket of water to flush it. if it won't help, then use some drain cleaner.

food with tomato sauce gives the most iconic brown color. but it also tends to discolor the toys the most. keep that in mind when deciding which toy to use

having shit sex in the morning is a great way to start the day. you have your bowel moved, some incredible orgasm and you get to shower. it's great to get a free head

I hope my experience helps you to have a great shitty time. I'm out now

Bump

>>937304791
I cannot. I had to run... away from this shit.

>decide to bake cake
>take berries out of fridge
>just enough berries have fur to ruin them all

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>>937308260
thank god they censored the two middle fingers

panic attack to start the weekend is always nice

I would panic too if...

>>937313046
lol

>>937313786
you would panic too...

>>937314157
Possibly.

/oos

/oos

>>937314442
i can't wrap my brain around how to stop sucking and get my toons into gear so i can do late game stuff. even if i know what their problems are.

>>937314605
Hmm I'm just waiting for the new poe2 patch.

>>937314964
but thats still over a month away. what am I to do for a month!

>>937315103
Last Epoch lmao.

>>937307830 Beautiful Judy! She is Best Bun!

>>937315103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CEUba56lJM

Devourer boxes!

totally weeb cat

>>937315673
Never touched a Chinese cartoon in my life.

liking cats automatically makes you weeb

I like humans though.

>>937316554
humanophile

I have never seen anyone make an argument for disliking humans that doesn't reflect poorly on the one making the argument.

>>937316788
anthrophile you shit eating degenerates

>>937317151
that would be sunshine

i desire bell peppers

>>937303444
god Isabelle gets me going like almost no other

>>937317822
Would vicariously pet against its will.

>play video games for a few hours
>thumbs hurt

>>937323899
masturbate to fix

>>937324036
That's precisely why I always try to go swimming when there's no kids there.

>>937324036
>>937324059
this is chibi

I'm so bored. Been vidya gayming for hours

i got 3 green bell peppers

>>937324212
I got yellow green and red

>wanted to make a quick response to a direct message.
>i'm not happy with this and it isn't thorough enough but ill just drop it anyway
>8 pages long