What is something that you have done, or has happened to you, that most people wouldn't believe?

>>937303705 (OP)
fell in love with picrel

My gym teacher asked me to fuck her in her office the last day of school. I had just turned 18, and she has nice tits, so we fucked on her desk.

>>937303841
Love her tits

I went from a virgin in April of 2008 to a body count of five in one week, including a FMF threesome with a cuck watching us, the fourth girl I fucked was my boss, and the fifth girl I fucked is my wife now. It was a mind altering week, let me tell you.

But another strange thing is that my real world kill count is higher than my sex partner count. I got deployed to Afghanistan in 2013-2014 and ended up in several firefights, including two bad one. I was a machine gunner and did work.