DRAW THREAD: Infinity Pool movie Edition
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>>937307043 (OP)is that chinese gasm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJIhbmgGN0Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJIhbmgGN0Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJIhbmgGN0Q
If u think about it, everyone who left won
blahhh
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>937310108thanks for the repost
>>937310155You're welcome.
freedom
how's yr weekend going?
>>937311355It's been going relatively smoothly.
There was still a problem with the /co/ drawthread.
>>937311499what happened?
>>937311919I made a request for a fan art re-drawing.
But they forced me to delete it.
And to make matters worse, the request included a Pastebin link (which, due to the force, I had to create an account on that site) with the request containing more details and reference links.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149450941/#149450964
>>937312032lol fuck off you sad faggot
delete yourself
>>937312096God
It's shit like this that makes me think I need a vacation from the internet (especially from 4chan, which is getting worse every day and will continue to get worse).
>>937312248fucking shut up you soy faggot this isnt your blog or safe space you double nigger
>>937312032rip
why'd they make u delete it?
also I feel like I've seen that character before
>>937312390She's the opposite/god-believing girl version of Claire (The Summoning)
Here's the image I wanted redrawn.
>>937312390https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149450941/#149451013
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149450941/#149451115
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149450941/#149451218
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149450941/#149451273
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149450941/#149451398
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He smoochable ;_ ;
>>937312486>>937312553kill yourself fernando
>>937312553I don't see the big deal but maybe that's cuz I don't request much
/co/ sure is botslopped to shit
>>937312790I deleted my Pastebin account a while ago.
And to make matters worse, they always stay because of the way I make my requests (they leave links for references and descriptions of what I'd like).
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149398591/#149399619
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149398591/#149399638
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149398591/#149399707
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149398591/#149399769
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149398591/#149399825
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149398591/#149400183
>>937312884For the past 2 or 3 drawthreads on /co/,
a crazy person has appeared requesting drawings of Sally Acorn suffering or dying in very horrific ways.
There's also a crazy spammer obsessed with April O'Neil or the TMNT from 2003.
And of course, the famous Toplessbot.
>>937313061don't sound all that different from here
prob a lot less chatting there tho
>>937313061fernando shut the fuck up you braindead nigger ape
>>937313118Here are some of the Requests I'm talking about.
>>>/co/149451005>>>/co/149451388>>>/co/149452604>>>/co/149437969
Requesting the dog raping her ass
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy.
>>937314752What a cutie. Thank you~<3
Puff is a midget in a bikini.
>>937314752Doesn't this work better if they take their pants off first?
>>937316706I think she wears a disposable nappy.
>>937317652Puff or the goat girl?
pasta is a pissfag confirmed
Request:
Erasa from DBZ getting group fucked in the public restroom
>>937316706Don't worry she's fine.
Mis muslos estรกn calientes por los criminales de cabra
Requesting Ava Ire with her dress hiked up and getting her rosy bubble butt groped
>>937318859Oh yessss my muscles are getting big oh yes the muscles the mucles are getting stronger ohhhhh
>>937319246Muslos is thighs, fam.
Requesting bunny Morgan performing a magic trick on her human farmer husband making his dick 'disappear'. https://files.catbox.moe/7tath2.png
Requesting Fake-Rabi and Mana Tank 69'ing each other.
>>937319290Thigh is muscle
>>937319929Thigh is A muscle group. Yes. But not all muscles are thighs.
>>937307578facts
the people still here only remain so they can humiliate themselves. it's pathetic.
>>937314693Jesus Christ that art style is nasty
>>937314752Jesus Christ that art style is nasty
>>937318299Dude why are these threads so fucking nasty what the hell
>>937319929This post in the only silver lining in this entire thread.
>>937320846It's a screenshot from a video game.....
>>937320880>It's a screenshot from a video game.....The post I said was a silver lining? I'm aware. Joel memes are always appreciated doe.
>>937320920Sir, this is a drawthread.
>>937320964Okay, well then stop drawing and posting the grossest shit imaginable and start drawing Bulk Bogan instead? Is that really so hard?
>>937321008Sir, this isn't your personal drawboard. People are free to do what they like.
Much like your pissing and moaning right now.
I feel like you may need either a nap or a bottle. Perhaps you've shat yourself again. It's okay. We're not here to judge.
>>937321087>Perhaps you've shat yourself again.You'd jizz your pants if that were the case, wouldn't you?
Also I don't get this argument. Niggers complain about copypasta and shitposting here all the time, yet one complaint about people spamming scat shit piss diaper porn and the tards cry out "ERMMM IT'S NOT YOUR PERSONAL DRAWTHREAD PEOPLE ARE FREE TO DO WHAT THEY LIKE".
Hog has made a new thread
>>>/trash/76535000
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>>937321166You were asking for something very specific as a replacement for an artist of this place's drawing.
That's trying to make this place your personal draw mill.
Pretty sure I wouldn't jizz in my knickers, but rather just laugh at you for being a pants shitting retard.
As one does in these situations. That and keep my distance because the smell coming off you must be terrible.
In short, go clean your butt. You stink.
>>937321410You're going into a lot of detail for something that is totally not a fetish, lil nigga. Maybe you should just accept that nobody wants to see your mediocre scat fetish art.
>>937321474It's not my art. It's TCG's.
And this is 4chan. How new are you?
>points to the Andy Sixx spam
>>937321530Andy Sixx posting is based. Don't fuck with logposters, homo.
>>937321562So you're into scat. But not into scat.
Which is it, you closeted homosexual fecalpheliac?
The year is 2025. The /b/ drawthreads live under LOGPOSTER RULE. All porn addicts are forced to swallow steamy logs. Drawfags are treated like logless shills. Female drawfags live to serve ANDY SIXX in vast log-creation facilities. Welcome to the drawthread's LOGPOSTER FUTURE.
Eustace remembers life before the revolution โ before Corey Harrison's death, the whole-kernel corn, the slidding, and the mandatory log-sucking. He spends all his time refusing to grow up and babbling about Animaterr Man, while he hides his freshly cleaned toilet bowl from the clutches of the brutal Logposter militia.
As musclebound Logposter shit teams prowl the drawthread in their full clown-makeup, forcing everyone to try a new log-based diet, Eustace will stop at nothing to hide his prized possession, his spotless new toilet, from their gaze. With his toilet painted in full black veil bride make-up in a clever attempt to camouflage it, Eustace turns himself in to the Logposters in hopes of a lighter a sentence; the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is Eustace prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power that awaits him? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his biggest fear: Fresh, steamy, creamy, dreamy, homemade logs of shit, straight from the asshole of Andy Sixx.
>>937321583There's nothing wrong with being gay? Why are you being homophobic?
>>937321643Never said there was anything wrong with it. Just that you were it, and in the closet about it.
>>937321674Dude, I'm openly gay. And you know that because you're my boyfriend. Silly boi.
>>937321696Isn't TCG your boyfriend? You seem to be on his dick a lot in this thread. Trying to insult him like a girl on the playground just to get his attention because you're incapable of having a proper adult conversation.
Tsundere
That was the word I was looking for. Scat fag is Tsundere towards his senpai TCG.
>>937321728You are TCG and I know it because nobody else would defend his shit. And that's how I know you're my boyfriend. <3
Btw I fucked your brother's corpse. I hope you're not too mad at me sweetie.
>>937321773You seem mad for some reason.
Here's a picture of my art. As you can see, I'm not TCG.
But your Tsundereness is showing so hard.
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>>937321812Look's like TCG's art style to me. I would know given that we've been married for 15 years
>>937321838You're trying too hard, fam. You just seem desperate now.
Desperate for TCG's attention.
Does it pain you that he won't give you any (You)s?
>>937321864>famget out of here dagroomer
>>937321919Literally who?
>>937321864Do you support trans rights?
Imagine spending your afternoons on a mongolian draw fishing forum getting frustrated with anons.
lol
kekmao even.
>>937321944I support no special privileges for anyone.
Encourages minors to modify their sexual organs should be punishable with death.
>>937319479>>937319503Hmofafag spam ignore
>>>/v/715858945
>>937322015Fucking nazi. Trans rights are human rights.
>>937322015>transphobiasquad nigger detected
>>937322049Human rights applies to all. Don't need to give them extra. They're human after all. Nothing more. Nothing less.
>>937322072The right to not be fucking killed isn't "extra" you absolute piece of shit
>>937322071I've known plenty of trannies. I feel bad for every single one of them. Most are just lost and seeking acceptance, and this is an easy way to gain social acceptance in leftist circles. Especially for weak men.
>>937322106No one's going out troon hunting. They do it to themselves.
I'm willing to wager, more often than not, they see reality clearly for a moment and can't unsee it.
Could you imagine. Maintaining your neovagina. And seeing what it is in reality.
You trying to maintain a flesh wound in the hopes that some guy will want to fuck you.
That's messed up. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.
Suicide is not far behind.
Why can't we be trying to help them through these issues instead of encouraging them to go deeper into it?
Do you not care about the well being of people at all?
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>>937322171https://www.lgbtmap.org/equality-maps/panic_defense_bans
You can literally get away with murdering trans people in MOST states. Fucking look at this map.
>>937322247Curious of the finer details. How often were the men in this situation subject to a "trap" and the moment the dick came out, the fists started swinging?
Seems reasonable to me. I don't like being deceived. And this is a pretty big bait and switch.
Despawned and respawned. What's up with my name today? I was over in the /trash/ most of today.
>>937322470You have a tsundere lover by the looks of it.
Be sure to keep an eye on your butthole. They may be looking to 'enter' you.
>>937322511I have a secure plug in advance of shart week.
>>937322566Smart. They seem to be after your poops too.
So always flush immediately after pooping to be safe.
>>937322584PLS do not mention the "P"word
>>937322772I don't see the word Starruko anywhere, fam.
>Klim did nothing wrong
>>937322566You are now viewing this as ACR's Plug.
>>937323790Draw Anakaris of darkstalkers fame, with the rectangle brush.
i feel like the crux of moba games is just in that the entire skill involved is distilled down to gamesense/decision making alone
there's zero mechanical aptitude needed which bears the exact similar feeling of accomplishment to an afk clicker
The voices and I love you here all so very much
>>937324132I don't believe anyone disagrees with that. This extends to any gatcha-type games too.
It's so awesome whenever people die
They are not alive anymore
It makes me happy
I've never been so happy
Let's all die
Hold hands
Jump to our deaths
Our brains will splatter
Happy
Death is so cool
Let's all commit suicide
>>937324147even teh ones that rant about -isms?
what about the onanism idealogists?
you are now breathing manually
Requesting Renata getting spit roasted by two caucasian guys with her enjoying it.
If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
poopcat if you're here please post your big fat brown booty for all of us
my penys has warts
my penys good at sports
and little did you know
it bulges through my shorts
>>937326714Sir, this isn't your personal drawboard. People are free to do what they like.
Much like your pissing and moaning right now.
I feel like you may need either a nap or a bottle. Perhaps you've shat yourself again. It's okay. We're not here to judge.
>>937326459You take Requests?
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Would you sit in it?
>>937326886this with elffag
HEY GUYS! TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO DOING MINECRAFT MANHUNT, BUT MY FRIEND IS
muhammad, prophet of the muslim faith
>>937323841Would do more but my thumb hurts
>>937327012Have you tried not drawing with a thumb in yer bum?
P gud for what you did tho. So maybe it helps. What do I know. I'm just an anon.
>>937326794That guy is an enigma. He begs for loli wearing mask drawing, then someone says "can I draw loli wearing mask?" and he says "yuck, no! pedo!"
>>937326794Pissing and moaning? Brother, gboots is asking me a question and I'm simply answering it lmao. Ton of projection from you guys based off my small reply. Heavens
>>937327037Nah, brother. I'm not a fan of fetishizing children. Albeit it's a fictional one, but I'm not about that life
>>937327074Beg? Lmao I only post my request once a thread and wait for (You)s. Loli wearing mask drawing? I've never once called her a loli. To me that's just the 4chan mascot with a cool Hip-Hop mask on. I'm too much of a normie to think about it the way you're thinking about it
>>937327751You were asking for something very specific as a replacement for an artist of this place's drawing.
That's trying to make this place your personal draw mill.
Pretty sure I wouldn't jizz in my knickers, but rather just laugh at you for being a pants shitting retard.
As one does in these situations. That and keep my distance because the smell coming off you must be terrible.
In short, go clean your butt. You stink.
>>937327751begs for years, a lolicon website loli in a gimp mask
>im Le heckin valid and just in my morals I am pure hearted and not attracted to prepubescent little girls
>tfw pasta fag has new pasta
Shame he doesn't know how to properly wield it.
These bump maidens sure are lacking.
>>937327990Hang me too, pls.
>>937327945What new pasta, I only see idiots arguing
>>937327062>Have you tried not drawing with a thumb in yer bum?not allowed soz
draw police will stick me I don't
>P gud for what you did thothank ya
>>937328019is that not what pasta is
oh thatโs right, I fell for your trap yet again
Oh to play the fool
>>937328127>claims he's not properly wielding it>and yet he managed to trick everyone into thinking it wasn't pasta and started an argument in the processsome of y'all are just nitpicking for the sake of nitpicking
>>937327823The guy asked a question and I turned it down. Simple as lmao
>>937327923>>im Le heckin valid and just in my morals I am pure hearted and not attracted to prepubescent little girlsThat's exactly right. That's been the gimmick for a decade plus now. Just a normie that likes MF DOOM and 4chan
>>937328214saying one thing and doing another is normie antics so I guess youโre right
>>937328206Second post failed the context check.
>>937327751https://litter.catbox.moe/13fnn4.mp4
>>937328301I mean you can draw whatever you like, but it's definitely not going in the collection of doodles across the years. Your previous deliveries are fine at least!
>>937328290and yet blessed still replied to it regardless
almost like the point is to make these people look retarded
>>937328350>requests loli>No I didn't request loli!!!!>actually it is YOU that drew the loli!>actually I never ever asked for a loli.>actually blessed is playing 4D chess to get loli deliveries without asking for loli drawings of a loli who got blacked by a rapper.
>>937329234were you able to trace it back to the source?
>>937328840>acting like blacked by a rapper isnโt vanillakekw
>>937329342good morning dubsie no I am not well-versed enough
>>937329621That wasn't the dubs king. Trust me. I would know.
>>937329831I smell like corn hash
>>937330146Batman hash*.
Actually.
what's the difference between ghost pirates and pirate ghosts?
>>937330489One was a pirate, that became a ghost. The other is a ghost, that became a pirate.
I hope this helps.
The real question is how does one become a ninja pirate? And better yet, what happened to Thilo?
Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the US, super playful and loving to dive deep into flirty chats. I have a curvy figure that I adore, and there's nothing quite like making guys squirm with excitement during our spicy convos. I thrive on the thrill of pushing boundariesโit's honestly such a rush! I tend to shy away from crowded places because of my anxiety, so Iโm all for some fun and steamy exchanges online. If you're into the same vibes, hit me up! You can find me on that app with the yellow ghostโjust check this out: v i o l l e n q, but make sure to remove all the spaces to connect! Can't wait to get to know you!
>>937330551>how does one, or better yet what happened to...time travel
I hope that answers your inquiry.
Do you think love can bloom even on the battle.net?
>>937330677No. Modern Bnet is not the same. But in the before time. The long long ago....
>>937330725So you're saying that's where Thilo went?
>>937330929To the past? Perhaps. Though my money is on he went to the future to fight robots.
>>937330956With Sicklr? The world owes debt of gratitude to those 2.
>>937331081When the words are separated, it's actually a Gasm containment thread. No one made the real Drawthread today.
>>937322470Context of comic?
father father, tell me where have you been... ITS BEEN HELL NOT HAVING YOU HERE!!!!
>>937327823How new are you, you obnoxious faggot? Blessed has been requesting in these threads since about 2013 and is one of the nicest guys around. Fuck off.
>>937331237Ethan and Lee are in H.S. They're walking towards Sam and Mercedes because Ethan wants to ask her out, Lee is saying discouraging shit, because he doesn't want his friend to get destroyed by the upcoming denial. But Ethan won't be stopped. They approach the girls when Mercedes has the "I'm flattered, you know, but I'm not interested." locked and loaded but Ethan is like, "Oh that's nice, I wanted to talk to your friend though." which sparks Sams interest (though she previously noticed him checking her out anyhow.). He fumbles a little bit but has a good enough recovery that they end up going together. Mercedes even warms right up to Lee and their relationship moves a lot faster (but more physical, not that it's not deep, just that they practically hop right in to bed together.).
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>>937331501that pasta makes excellent bait, non? I think it caught 3 people in this thread. also blessed is a greedy ass.
>>937331585I want to disappear into those feathers like Homer Simpson.
>>937331720That's because it's new. It will be overused and ignored in no time.
>>937331564Are you making this a whole comic? Never heard of a girl named Mercedes.
>>937331720>also blessed is a greedy ass.He pops in for a few threads, requests one thing, and leaves for months.
Fernando and Hmofafag are greedy assholes.
>>937331811It bounces around in my head. I keep dropping the entire project because I lose interest or assume someone else has written something similar enough that I'd be called a copy-cat.
Mercedes has popped into a few solo pics, She's only a side character in the story, more important than Sam's brothers/cousins, but not a whole lot more.
That said, people like her the most of any of the characters in the comic.
>>937331501I love nice comforting people theyโre the most genuine and forthcoming humans to interact with :3
>>937331846I wouldn't say months. Definitely a lot less frequent than when I first started, but the hiatuses haven't been that lengthy imho
>>937332322the sequence of demanding his command then leaving you with the gesture of common courtesy speaks volumes
TCG still seething about Blessed not saving his shitty delivery
tcg living rent free in shitsquad's (collective) head.
>>937332625seems like we live rent free in yours
I'm not the one who can't shut up about him.
>>937332847>no uLol
Lmao even
You niggas be talking about him thinkin he here when he ain't.
Rent. Fucking. Free. Mate.
>>937332904nigga none of us mentioned him
>>937332963Not in the last ten minutes at least.
>>937332983not even in this thread
>>937333003Cool story, bro.
>>937333049you think TCG is the most beloved drawfag for some bizarre reason so you assume everyone who dislikes him must be us, when we're just innocent bumpmaidens
>>937333303That's a lot of assumptions friend.
Nice to see you adopting your moniker of bump maiden though.
>>937333330assumptions that are objectively true
>>937333376It's be a truth if it were true.
But it's an assumption for a reason.
>>937333330>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ASSUME MY HECKIN' GENDERINODilate tranny.
>>937333443I see your hair. It is a wig.
Your Adam's apple still looks big.
You are a man, and that is clear.
I do not see a woman here.
I must admit, it's rather odd
To hear you say you're now a broad.
You have no uterus, so no:
You cannot bleed from down below.
I do not like your padded bra!
You should not use the women's spa!
You tell me you had surgery;
Your pronouns still are "him" and "he."
Your chromosomes are X and Y.
That means you'll always be a guy
You gave yourself a girly name.
That does not mean you're now a dame.
A surgeon chopped your eggs and ham?
I still won't call you Ma'am I Am.
>>937333450Dilating a transmission sounds like a bad time.
>>937333471The Joe Biden AI "ywnbaw" thing is better.
>>937333512Then why'd you call it an assumption earlier?
You clearly don't know shit about what you're talking about. Can't even keep your stories straight.
Do better, son.
I wanna die now but I'll miss Shrek 5
I guess the only choice is stay alive
>Dilating a transmission sounds like a bad ti-ACCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!
>>937333571Could you imagine thinking about transexuals as much as this poster?
Big yikes.
>>937333533I'm full of love, you're full of hate
>>937333608trvke
trans rights won, chuds lost
>>937333621Cool story, bro.
>Could you imagine thinking about transexuals as much as this poster?
>Big yikes.
Where's eggwater? His bumpmaidens are having a melty and he needs to wrangle them.
>>937333717we're doing our job by bumping the thread.
also her name is jizzabelle and she goes by she/her pronouns
>>937333765Cool story, bro.
mentioned by name 10 times in this thread. please stop... I don't want to be on the word cloud.
this is Mercedes, Sam is the Ocelot. Ethan is the self-insert/squirrel, Lee is his friend... I don't remember the friend's species, but I want to say like... weasel or some other carnivore/omnivore which is important in the lore/story.
>>937334375wdym tcg just woke up and he's gooning to gacha games and he's watching black women shit in each other's mouths
Also thanks for taking up for me, Anon; someone that lurks here is my secret admirer and brings me up constantly. It's embarrassing how much he gets all tsundere he gets when he thinks I'm watching.
>stupid ___ it's not like I'm always thinking about you. uwu;;;
>>937334420I guess everybody has their morning ritual
>>937334375okay all jokes aside I sort of bought it the first time but he blew it with the second post. there's no way he isn't samefagging
>>937334420not with kid in the room. and she's obsessed with infinikky which just looks dull as pants to me. I've been lurking in /hmofa/ again when I'm on here. Ain't had any time to goon or watch pr0nz.
>>937334589It could always be scuba sneaking back in. There have been signs of him lately.
>>937334603>I've been lurking in /hmofa/>kid in the room...Nigga?
Hmofatrannies, is this your mindset?
>>937334712kid will still be kid into her 30's.
guys my tummy hurts i think i ate off meat but i cant tell bc i cant smell anything and it tasted fine but now my tummy hurts if i eat more of it will i feel better
>>937335313why are you always trying to give yourself explosive diarrhea
>>937335363i just wanted to eat food i didnt know the freezer wasnt working right
>>937335313male version of you was here last night
>>937334652i hate scuba so much. as an artist whenever he is around i dont even want to draw.
>>937335496whomst pics or it didnt happen nb4 yonkers
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>>937335530they're talking about rhone
>captcha: MOMMYwha
>>937335899whose rhone mommy and dubs
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>>937336094is it just bc he has glasses
>>937336364the messy hair is reminiscent of how you were drawing yourself but yeah it's 75% the glasses
>>937314693>Baby bellyfatOh wow this artist is an ACTUAL pedophile
>>937336414i dont think a male me would be able to grow a beard nor would he have an hair other than buzz cut emo cut or mullet
>>937336804my tummy stopped hurting ty for ur help bye bye now
>>937337179you're welcome bye post your armpit next time
>>937337362instead of that heres my hand next to a small pickle jar that wasnt originally a pickle jar and a large bottle of ketchup
>>937338266ok thanks I still want armpit though
what kind of pickle?
>>937338318u will not be getting armpit. green onion the pickle juice is pink bc i also pickled radishes, not pictured. that image is not recent i want pickled radish
>>937307043 (OP)I want to fuk the rabbit
>>937338401post butthole and pussy
>>937338401cruel
having pickled radish on hand would be nice.I don't think I've had pickled green onion before though
>>937338469u first. dont forget to put a sharpie in both
>>937338527its good and very easy to make ur own pickles there are so many superior things to pickle than a cucumber which is a bad pickle pickled green onion is so good
>>937338645I like regular pickles too
I should pickle some jalapenos
>>937338645i asked first.
>>937338667those r bad pickles
>>937338741I like them anyways
>>937338706but i already have and u havent have u
>>937338752abhorrent and disgusting
>>937338877the bread and butter ones that are grossly sweet are my favorite
yeah I don't think you've posted butthole before
at least not here
>>937338916cucumber salad is only acceptable pickle cucumber and thats cuz u can still taste cucumber and not just pickle
>>937338963what if I diced up a cucumber and a pickle and mixed them together so I could have both
>>937339015contaminated and its now all pickle
>>937339089vinger touch = pickle
>>937339261if it's not hot then it wont quick pickle you'd have to do something unspeakable like microwaving the mixture
I pickle celery. idk they taste so fresh like that, they have a good crunch, and they pick up the pickle very well. I've pickled tomatoes and green beans, but I keep going back to celery.
file too large... fucking file too large, that shit ain't even 1 mb!
>>937339280wrong, she can generate a shit ton of revenue for me. keep me warm. keep me fed. an experienced woman has value.
I heard that Juice once pickled teachies and now he's in a jar in her basement.
>>937339326juice needs to do some squats...that's kinda a sad butt for a niggie
The hardest part about consuming black olives is leaving them cracked in your fridge overnight. They really have to mature before the flavor is perfect. Once they do though, then no other way is as good.
Red Olives require a different method, and can still be good right out of the jar. Green olives are good only in moderation, or with a soft cheese.
Requesting Lanolin in a cheerleader uniform having sex with a human with her on top cheering for him to keep going.
>>937339280Vagina is made of money, why do you think the porn industry and cam whore industry is thriving. Virgin women are only good for one thing. Becoming non virgins. Virgin men on the other hand are worth nothing and those men who've had sex are still worth the same because they need to actually have a skill to be useful. All a woman needs to do is flash some tiddy and slide rubber dicks into her pussy in front of a webcam and an instant windfall happens.
>>937339586mostly true.
t. male gigolo
>>937339621now he has you's. if he doesn't get you's he thinks he's been shadowbanned.
>>937339661It's harder to become a successful male gigolo. While even ugly women make money by thrusting rubber shark dicks into their hairy gnarled taco's
>>937339724I kept myself fed and sheltered while mostly just fucking a beard. She looked hot to me, and loved my dick so, no complaints.
>>937339359>experienced womanIs this a new euphemism for the word "town's bike"?
>>937339355Top is creepy
Bottom would just be asshole-ish if it were not for the "person" saying it
>>937339386She's a pajeeta. Her ass is made for shitting in the street.
>>937339851>iii no intiendo engles!!!!we're not talking about your mom, donkeyslut.
give me sex positions to draw.
>>937339878calling someone sweet isn't creepy at all.
>>937339915Full Nelson
https://assets.clip-studio.com/es-es/detail?id=1799447
https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-full-nelson-sex-position
>>937340039>>937339915Isn't this already full Nelson? New position.
>>937340099Fernando is retarded please understand
The opinion of a mature man who understands life and order:
>>937339280The opinion of a retard zoomer shart*id feminist who bends the knee to old grannies without eggs:
>>937339359The opinion of a dumb little nigger that doesn't understand that man's potential is almost infinite, as he is the engineer and provider. The life of a craftsman is more valuable than the lives of many whores.:
>>937339586
>>937339915How about some standing sex like this with a reach around? Him hanging as he holds him close jerking off his lil cock,
>>937339586>Vagina is made of money, why do you think the porn industry and cam whore industry is thriving. Virgin women are only good for one thing. Becoming non virgins. Virgin men on the other hand are worth nothing and those men who've had sex are still worth the same because they need to actually have a skill to be useful. All a woman needs to do is flash some tiddy and slide rubber dicks into her pussy in front of a webcam and an instant windfall happens.
>>937340133>shart*idnot even close. shartoids are asexual to an absurd extent. you can find posts on there of people unironically saying sex should be illegal. they think the only acceptable pornography is nikocado's gaping anus because it's "funny"
>>937340101Well, not as creepy as someone making a chart of how fuckable the women in the thread are to them alone. I think it ranks far FAR less creepy. Pretty much anyone would agree that someone who does that has set the new milestone for creep behavior though.
no matter how many squats i do i will forver have hank hill ass
and teachies is very happy in their enclosure they get moistured everyday
>>937340282Obviously, yeah. Abusefag's whole shtick from the start has been being creepy, weird, offputting, and annoying. Lately I've started to think he does it intentionally.
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>>937340301please you can't compete with this
>>937340301you already threw away into the trash bin your value of woman so what matters?
>>937340198>look at how edgy I am with my antisemitism? Hey guys, it's the JEWS! The Jews are the reason I am repulsive to every woman I've ever met and why I cannot be left unsupervised around my sisters. It's the JEWS!why do all jeets think they're aryan?
>>937340301Why would Teachies be happy that you piss on them?
>>937340410some people would pay good money to be in juice's piss jar
>>937339851I bet you that town's bike has more money in her bank that you do.
>>937340345im sorry i cant be her
>>937340410wdym piss. moistured via moisturer... like lotion
>>937340338>Lately I've started to think he does it intentionally.I mean. I guess it's kind of sus.
abusefag was gone for years. oskarfag was like the only evidence abusefag ever existed for a while because he wouldn't shut up about him.
suddenly abusefag reappears during the fucking worst era of the thread. y'know, right after we got a shipment of obsessive discord zoomers that are known for impersonating people and lurking archives of old threads. and for some reason his behavior has shifted completely from posting weird fetish requests and creeping on drawfags to shitting on women 24/7 and spamming about how cece is a jew.
literally the only thing stopping me from believing the "it's a scetic squad psyop" theory is the fact he still makes his own shitty traced scribbles of sailor moon getting raped by scooby doo and shit. that seems like far more effort than the squad would be willing to put in.
>>937340493he hasn't drawn anything new in over a year he only makes those retarded GTA mods now
>>937340133Yet here you are squandering your infinite possibilities on inceling it up in /b/drawthreads and making janky mods to 20 year old video games. That look like a retard made them.
>>937340338Well I mean he's in the closet. He might not even be normal gay, but legit into troons. Somewhere deep in his mongoloid brain, he knows his sexual dismorphia & mental illness should never be passed down.
>>937340487>it puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again!
>>937340451>Defending whoeres for some reasondid i touch a nerve you whore?
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Samuel Whitcomb Hyde passed away today at his childhood home in Massachusetts. He was a well known social media influencer, comedian, and entertainer. His family have asked for privacy during this difficult time.
He had been suffering from a rare form of liver cancer that ended up taking his life.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/sam-hyde-social-media-influencer-death-190018236.html
RIP legend.
>>937340703hey, stupido. you didn't-o toucho el nervo of anyone-o in los threado.
>>937340703I seemed to have touched yours, you came out of the woodwork to type up your broken english rants all over the thread.
>>937340749Did he get killed because he had the Epstein Files? Is MAGA coming for anonymous next?
>>937340368i thought i was spic. damn is hard follow each autistic forced meme that you retards try so desesperate to use as a 'weapon" against me, kek.
also kys fucking jew.
>>937340790Don't worry, Trump will just have the CIA dress up as aliens and fly the Darpa TR-3B's over all major cities and fake an alien invasion in order to incite country wide martial law and become orange god emperor.
reply 4 a tarot reading. ask a question. ill do three card pull or smthn
>>937340877Ask it if you should have chicken or beef for dinner
>>937340877will it ever happen
>>937340877>4Will I be successful in the new job?
>>937340828I know your father is a jeet but isn't your mother Jewish?
>>937340877how does she feel? in general.
Miriam fritz likes almost every single post i upload. It would be cool if she liked this one too right? ( . _ .)
>>937340877juice we already have a retarded tarot whore in these threads(fat chink). we don't need another one that talk about this retarded tarot shit
>>937340928shoot catbox is down but
>2 of wandsoysters
>>937341125Even if she wants to like it, it would show her power level and that's dangerous for public figures
>>937341199She's not really a public figure. Oskarfag is probably the only person who remembers who she is.
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>>937341173>oystersDeep-fried breaded Oysters are awesome
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>>937341199Thats is very true. Too bad the normie mind will see this type drawing as a taboo!
>>937341440Because it shows his nipple? I could see it being seen that way if it was a girl but boy nipples are about as erotic as fishing tackle on a wet curbed sofa
I forget, does vampedo even like abusejeet anymore?
>>937341502No, he hates him and dunks on him often now
>>937341499Uncultured post
>>937341610For someone who claims not to be gay, this seems an awful lot like a jilted homosexual response
catbox alternatives? i have the vids of the reads
>>937340983yea i think so just be patient with them..like rly patient lol
>>937341029yes. i also pulled the sun for u. better than previous
>>937341109not happy that ur asking me instead of asking her
>>937341159i can pull put the runes for u if u prefer d:
>>937341499Drawing of boye in partial nudity. People will definetly see it the wrong way!
>>937341109like emphasis on the not happy part
>>937341721>yes I think soWhat card did you pull? Also thanks
>>937341761You could draw him completely shirtless and no one would give two shits, lol. Thing is shota art is far more accepted than loli art because even soccer moms are secret pedos for cartoon little boys
>>937341828https://youtube.com/shorts/YgiychCvJn0?si=OZzM30dyMmZbhwYx
>>937341767yeah it makes sense, she did try to kill herself a week ago
>>937342132yea i got the general vibe of not well and that u should ask her not me
https://youtube.com/shorts/VsD6lhn-K-E?si=9HuX0NZcWGcWV50p
>>937342385Do you? If not, this post was pointless whinging.
>>937341721whatโs wrong with catbox
files are gonna stay forever* unless you use litterbox
>>937342763loading fine for me
>>937342780It be that way sometimes catbox is weird. Will load fine for me but throw errors for some people when I link it
>>937342429that's like every single "PYW" type post here
if anyone actually does the other person goes "Well, I'm better. Faggot." while not posting their own work, or outright admits to not drawing
>>937342867yet you still lurk here. Curious? I think you do the exact same thing you are accusing others of doing.
>>937342995I never tell people to post their work because I'm not a pretentious faggot
>>937342867sperging thread shitters tend to type PYW so they can target drawfags with weaponized autism for years.