The Ten Rurus of /waifu/
>They are your waifu, your husbando; you shall not have strange waifus before me.
>You shall not take the name of other waifus or husbandos in vain.
>Remember to keep holy the pizza Day.
>Honor the QOTT and thread songs.
>You shall not be mean.
>You shall not commit thread derailment.
>You shall not steal others waifus (unless trips).
>You shall not bear 3D waifus against your neighbor.
>You shall not covet your neighborโs waifu.
>You shall not covet your neighborโs plethora of images.
And yay, the choir wept:
https://youtu.be/cCC6834cg7Y?si=I0gzcP2yCTqIN5cu
>kneesocks claimed
This isn't a waifu thread nigger you're just a bunch of troons with avatars
>>937308651Oi. Early this morning?
follow your xisters and 42%
>>937308728I'm usually up about 630 every morning, is this early?
How are you this weekend?
notice how he has to post someone that has nothing to do with this place
>>937308798why are you suddenly posting after such a long hiatus. I think your "my threads are very mean" /c/ post was cringey and pathetic
>>937308818>trannys don't have anything to do with waifuok lol tell the troons to leave
>>937308818Sis needs to transition already. Mid 30's? Clock's ticking.
>>937308798Actually better than the week end. I managed to find some new tires for the beast, but the beast is still grounded till Friday, unless emergency. The silverado is back in my possesion and running. The parts for the silverado are on their way. You know, the small things.
>>937308901im not even mid 30's im early 30's wait a few years for that description
>>937308946Well that's...wonderful! Always nice to have a good week.
Its also nice to have a reliable fallback, I keep thinking of getting a new bike in case my current fails me. Seems a waste though.
known tranny/femboys of waifu
sop/neptune
seija
mordred
elphelt
jules
earth
tsugu
akari
rem
bc
all animus faggots that are un-named
gay posters welcome the troons also so 98% of thread and also mark and suzuka because they're pro trans
actually just stop making threads there's no point to them except to be a gay hookup tranny meetup
>>937309247That's the point, I didn't really have a good week.
The silverado is rented until I get a company car, so it's not that much of a waste, but it failed me in the first week...
you're wasting your time lmao
>>937309460Wow genius you finally understand what i've been saying for years. Now here's the hard part is you admitting you are wasting your time and since you don't like doing that click the close window option and block 4chan.org and don't unblock it
And I know that this is hard for the autistic busybody types to understand, but wasted time is not always wasteful time. I will explain it to you. Well, I won't. AI will.
At first glance, the idea of โwasting timeโ suggests inefficiency, laziness, or a lack of productivity. For individuals who thrive on structure, optimization, and purposeโsuch as those with traits often associated with autismโthis idea may seem counterintuitive or even frustrating. However, there is a deeper truth here that deserves exploration.
Not all time spent unproductively by conventional standards is truly wasted. Time spent daydreaming, wandering, recovering, doing โnothing,โ or simply being present may not produce an immediate outcome, but it can be deeply restorative, creative, or meaningful in subtle ways.
>he needs ChatGPT to write decent
Absolute comedy. You can easily see when he switches from his posts to AI.
>>937309422At least it's done now right? That does sound rough though, hopefully the beast is back in shape in no time.
It will be gone before you know it!
>>937309872only the last 2 paragraphs are ai. starting at "at first glance" the rest is myself
>>937309952Still have the brakes for it because they make a horrible grinding noise. But least it runs.
The beast is gonna take some time after this recall, but I'm going to do this slow. Least I fixed the tire problem, and also tried a new tire combination.
>>937310064That's not what he meant tranny
>>937310101beer diarrhea i get that often
>>937310141yes but that not what he inferred he thought the whole post was ai. i remember they thought my songs were made by ai and my obscure knowledge
specifically pseudo intellectual jules kept believing this
>>937310569doesn't work in text format please touch grass
>>937310522>>937310569The joke depends on timing, interruption, tone, and surprise โ all things that donโt translate naturally to plain text. Itโs a performance-based joke, and like a lot of those, it just lands better when delivered out loud.
Neptune is so used to discord and no anonymity that it's necessary to not have anonymity for that joke but hey third worlder learned an american joke but will never understand it that's why nobody should teach them american jokes they run them into the ground
reminds me of how indians say bro after every word
Let the dogs out?
Who, who, who?
>>937310847Who bro me bro huh bro wr going to matket dingadingading bro white bro told us bro in 1970 and we never stopped using bro dingadinga ding
>>937310938doesn't work bro dingadinga bro hallah bro
it works perfectly fine though lol
little nigga is way too desperate to have the last word literally every single time
>>937311189no it doesn't work bro ding a dinga bro there's no punchline because it's not discord
First of all to even make it work you have to link the post who it is responding to. It can't just be time based in text, not on a forum, because we're not speaking in person. So you don't know who you're talking to. You don't know who is saying what or anything for the readers. Yes, there is no readers. But I'm telling you, it doesn't work. Because you have to take it as there is other people observing. That's the point of mockery is to make someone look foolish to others
>lil nigga
why are you still here?
>37 lives with his mother
>28 almost 29 lives with his mother
still seething over people who aren't here you love to see it
>>937311683Proof? Good riddance anyway
Now if only i can boot anzu, jules, earth, people should be actually trying to boot relm bit they do the opposite for some weird reason
mark not posting without his retarded "name" is a good start
lol
>>937311786he doesn't use name all the time neither does some other namefags
mordred used names but suddenly stopped so did bc and others
>all people you explicitly had your feelings hurt by
yup im nooticing
>>937311871nah mordred and bc never did anything to me which is weird when they did to everyone else
YtSe never did either the only ones who tried are the """waifufags""" aka discord circlejerk of avatarfags who are not waifufags at all
even gay tomoko has barely insulted me and he's prolific
anyways kys trannys go to discord it's worthy contribution keeping you in discord to not spread your faggotry or accepting attitude to a mental illness
>>937312339ywnbaw this isn't a hugbox
>>937312339also trans do not actually exist you cannot change gender that is just validation of a severe mental illness
trans=transvetite/crossdresser/sissy/bulldyke
>>937312545>>937312576if you argue human collective information databases without bias you're probably ignorant
>>937312624im not retard im saying transexual is a misnomer for a transvestite with schizophrenia
>>937312715Sounds like you are
>>937312921if i tell you im jesus how is it different from telling you im a woman? Both are not real both not shared by others but some weird reason you're ok with someone calling themselves jessica but not jesus
>>937312996if you argue human collective information databases without bias you're probably ignorant
>>937313050if i tell you im jesus how is it different from telling you im a woman? Both are not real both not shared by others but some weird reason you're ok with someone calling themselves jessica but not jesus
DEAD COMMUNITY AND FUTURE DEAD TROONY TOONS
https://youtu.be/m16CleI0DtI?si=7pVHVoWNZ96JNc2L
where QOTT?
I'm here to claim and post Earth chan, because today I felt like kissing them.
Trannies should die. Along with the rest of the liberal scum.
>>937319773Eat dirt faggot troon.
Just a reminder freaks You Will Never Be Women
konya hurricane bubblegum crisis
https://youtu.be/y48ZwmVF-2M?si=gzu3XXjfy_HIioTh
this is still a hit
fairy dreamin'
https://youtu.be/DTHJkeqRt-8?si=2FU-8a8E7XqDwBBc
new shit songs suck dick
ph yea bakaretsu hunters banger too
mask sorcerer hunters
https://youtu.be/cMccsNPSOYU?si=h3Vzw5tnAi4roa_N
>>937321044This may totally not be a surprise, but Genocyber is my fucking shit.
80s and 90s ultra violent anime makes my brain juices bubble with glee.
>>937321206me too i miss that shit. that's what it was known for was being ultra violent and sexual when western wasn't now it's mostly gay and about friendship. I blame naruto i will always blame naruto for this
>>937321347I couldn't never stand Naruto. Faggots be like "give it a chance! You like Bleach and shit"
Nigger they are not a like in any meaningful way. Bleach is just some dbz and yyh fun. Naruto is gay crying emo faggotry and cringe. Like holy shit fuck off retards. It was always girls or fat girly faced or sensitive guys that liked naruto too. Every fucking time.
One friend I had insisted we watch a few episodes as a joke. And I swear it was all just crying standing around some dead faggots body for 45 minutes and shit. It was funny but we were also high as fuck.
>>937321620It literally popularized tranny transforming
the only good thing out of it was tsunade, the chunin exam teacher in fish nets, ino and sasuke daughter. Bleach had all the babes and it had better fights. I stopped watching naruto after chunin it was so much filler too and i stopped bleach during vizard but bleach won.
but trandy...
YOU YOURSELF are disgusting, fat, slobby gutter scum (quite possibly the worst thing a person could be)
>>937321783Bleach girls were always so good.
>>937321841>troon projections out of nowhere
yuyu hakushow im a simp for because lady death botan
>>937321868Brah i used to post this girl damn good taste!
>>937321841shut up neptranny
>>937321937Do you recognize this number?
(708) 657-6771
>>937321990no but ill see you after your ban neptranny
neptranny posting random numbers associated with an area code im familiar with
Thinks he can scare me lol despite i know hes a pussy bitch
>nepfag posting my number again
Ugh...
>>937322115That's not my number my number is from california. I mean you're a tranny too i saw you try also
>>937321937God I fucking loved Botan. I'd fuck her stupid. Yyh was so fucking good man. It really did a lot for shounen. So many references to it in games and other anime that ignorant bastards think is something else which is also a yyh reference. Sad.
Based. Neliel is best Bleach girl by far.
I think neppy is lonely and wants attention. Poor faggot. Discord isn't enough for it.
>>937322115Not his number, apparently someone related to him
pam niggerfaggot i got so much shit to talk but it doesn't matter about the furfag literally failfurfag they literally tell on eachother constantly i don't need to
>>937322189No it isn't but please call it
banned that faggot
total troon death
>>937322154He should pay more for his pedo server :(
>wind him up and watch him go
Lmao.
>>937322451Im at a concert faggot. Is anything i said false?
damn this thread full of ban marks literally tranny got banned
>>937322451Why do you want to have sex with animals that pee on themselves?
neptranny gonna ban evade in 120seconds although i got xim banned like 200x and unless he's proxying he's smoked no more neptranny
>>937322735I'm pretty sure he's gay for me.
>>937322880He's literally gay for everyone anyone hurts him he gets stiff over and obsessive. I called him a faggot 3yrs ago he literally never got over it and stalks me and anyone i might know.
>>937323258>literally me recognizing thread purpose > never even viewed these threads but I swear I seen it somehow. I can name a few I didn't like. The ones I like other people generally do not or it's too deep or feminine or has extreme amounts of gore. I like the classics though like lupin, outlaw star, tenchi muyo, trigun, wicked city, blue gender I can make a huge list. But I really rarely watch anime anymore.btw these are literally my threads
>>937323258Sounds about right.
Poor thing is retarded.
>>937323489Kys cringey troon.
>>937323489There's no water in space, ya know?
>>937323574Poor thing got doxxed by a car lol. Ge's much more pathetic than anyone here
anyway enough about tranny
karu garu
im into jap metal today
https://youtu.be/kCcJya9aYgY?si=OKOUO5wu6jMKd9CS
i remember byw i ment"si" dude went schizo thinking anyone could read
btw
>>937309400pic related
Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, totally vibing with my curvy self and ready to spice things up. I'm all about that thrill of teasing and pushing boundaries during our naughty chats. I love getting lost in the moment, seeing how far I can take things while having a blast. Not gonna lie, I'm definitely a little wild, but I also get a bit anxious in public, so chatting online is my jam! If you're down for some fun and adventurous sexting, hit me up. Add me on 4 a message app: v i o l l e n q (make sure to remove any spaces or dashes). Can't wait to connect and see where the fun takes us!
>>937324049you're literally going to ban all of asia and 3rd worlds. keep going
btw literally waifu threads are something i created by accident literally just cord faggots wanted a hangout
Should I drink my redds ale now or later?
>>937325098NOW TTD
my 3daysgrace ended im drunk for a few hours
If you want to RP or avatarfag as your favorite waifu then go to the hunger games threads on the /trash/ board. We have autism there.
>>937323587there is, since Earth is in space
snakes ain't always in grass sharks ain't always in the water thieves ain't always in the night god aint always in the night
i killed waifu and made waifu it's poetic. The maker literally killed it's creation
>>937325395Theyre so good. I also picked up a couple Daily's for tonight. Should've grabbed more. Idk why I just grabbed 2. I still got some rumchata left though too. Would like to save that for my coffee though. Finally got some nice coffee today too. Death Wish and Kauai or something. I forget. Used to buy it all the time though. Shits good.
>>937325585rumchata is for christmas so save unless fuckit.
i go cheap im literally buying morei got like 2hrs of drunk posting
>>937325652Go drunkpost here >>>/trash/76531255
>>937325680Nah btw im literally richest anon ever seethe faggot
>>937325728i dont know who tf you even are you silly hoe
name one competitor anon just one serious. literally doesn't exist besides jet
>>937325652Fuck that. I drink it when I want it. Tastes good.
I mostly bought it on a whim cause someone in /vg/ made a post about it involving my waifu. I like creamy and fruity alcohol.
>>937325838Okay this shit is schizo. Don't come to /trash/. We have enough retards
>>937325892Gtfo schizo you're just an avatar faggot erper. I kinda know who i post at least. You're just me low tier to be a tranny
https://youtu.be/kKEkoeUHeyM?si=G7lQ6JDbq-TvSDdX
It's like, dude... Like, I pass by girls. I actually try and date them and shit, but... You take my descriptions and you try to be that. Most of the peopleggf who do this are trainees. They're trying to catch a bag because they know what people would I like. What I am like. Because I'm... Kind of blatant about it. But... Yeah, if you follow what I like, you're gonna be exactly what the people that I am like. But you're not gonna trick me. I know when someone is trying to pander to me. And a lot of people try that. They really do.
pick me whore
i turned a dyke into a bisexual
btw i i did o'x sop his names george literally
>It's not a copypasta.
Dude.
>acting like you're drunk by typing like a retarded child
lul
>>937326778the i.d pic is real it's from mei lu. it's 100% real he got oxxed ules did too and fucked around and found out
laugh at jules point and laugh hes a narcissist he will get upset
bruh you know my names chaos didn't expect it to be online too
lol i can fuck virgins online too :) literally
didn't canadian faggot simp for blackhawks players? there's literally one in pic! i got tickets too!
>immediatly starts typing like a normal person after being called out
lul
>>937327493Nogger ypu didnt call out shit except someone literally better than you but try me try to be better and fail
>retard is replying to me
lul
>>937327557Nigger is not linking me because he doesn't want to get btfo
>>937327649>being this upset someone is better than you
>>937327715>brown persongross
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>>937319773Do a little dance
Make a little mwah
>>937327731both irish asf
>>937327731Heโs jewish, you antisemite
>>937327804>brown AND a potatoniggerdouble gross
>>937327816literally not jewish at all.
oyvey
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>>937327838im german and british/irish, med and slavic that's it. meds literally made civilization brits are Roman etc historically proven
>>937327920Whatever you say, jew boy. Drink another one.
the meds literally conquered britain and everyone and im med im literally the only white person here
>>937327971Subjucated anglo trying to claim white
lol
hide post
>>937327773I'd love that.
Man, I want to date Earth.
anything north of italy was barbarism thisly not civilized literally. you are as white as niggers
>>937328044Not a hard call.
How's it going Edre?
>>937328044german jewish literally faggot mordred pink admin lover i mean neptune. earth=alice2
did anyone notice sop doesn't understand spanish?
i grew up in a mexican hood most my life im fluent that nogger uses chatgpt no manes guey
your claims get tested every day and you do nothing about it lmao
>>937327773Hi cute frog poster. Isn't it super late for you?
>>937328044Hi Earth claimer
>>937328218really why is waifu dead then
Reminder im the god of waifu and agreed only waifufag
Reminder im the god of
Penis
>>937328251Ayo. Well just past midnight, but that's fine on a Saturday. How are you Viv claimer?
not because of you, that's for sure
you know, because i was actually here to see it happen so i know what im talking about
>>937328118But a hard waifu (rock). I'm having a wonderful relaxing day. I got some new apparel for a wedding I will be attending in the future.
>>937328251Hello anon. Do you love your waifu today?
>>937328441no you weren't
>>937328542Not all that's hard is waifu, but all that is waifu is surely hard... Oh nice. Who's getting married?
mordred is a yroll who got btfo from 2017 to 2018 end then returned as another along with 70 others. i literally have 1 avatar and 1 waifu and 6,0000 /b/ waifus
>>937328622I know i literally started it it isn't difficult to figure out interpersonal relationships after that
>>937328432Pretty great. Saw the new Superman and had dinner with my bf. Tomorrow is my game, so I'm quite happy with the weekend so far.
>>937328542Of course. She's too adorable for me to not love her.
>>937328675Not me, unfortunately. Not all of Earth is hard. My bed is pretty soft.
i mean my account that's literally registered with waifu images is older but you won't admit that
>>937328770Oh heck, busy weekend. Say, speaking about that movie, did you find it political? Did you see parallels with real life happenings?
>>937328814I knew that saying didn't work but I said it anyway.
you did not post here before 2023 lol
>replying but not linking
I fucking knew that was you doing that shit in the hg threads violet you stupid faggot. I got your ass now. kys mordred
>>937328814your not a waifufag trust me im older dis you ever look into how old mad hatter? literally 2006-8 shit. fake
>>937328870ok test account age lol
imagine living like this, imagine having to be Mayfag
>>937328885yea he is thats his discord name btw
>>937328934>"""oldfag""" outed by actual oldfag
whatever account you're talking about has nothing to do with this place , you bringing this up every single time is entirely irrelevant
lmao
>>937329011yes it does im oldar than everyone
>>937329055tranny newfag discord nigger george back from his ban
sure, in regards to something somewhere that has nothing to do with this place
>>937328867Not at all and that shit was a smear campaign by journalists. The only comparisons that exist are the ones that have been there since the beginning, with the fact that he's not from Earth and came here. Basically came about from stupid interviewers getting in James Gunn's face and asking him pol based shit in a public forum. It's nonsense.
>>937329135the power of reporters that do not know anything about the thing they're reporting on
>even he realizes he has no argument and is wrong so he resorts to "cope"
yup, another ez W over maysissy
>>937329160im literally the oldest waifufag by verification everyone else is a discord nigger/animus
>>937329215my literal account is older than everyone provably
>>937329135I didn't hear about /pol/ based shit, but yea heard some political commentators talk about it and was wondering if they were maybe projecting their own opinions onto it.
>>937329285animus avatarfaggot
https://youtu.be/pxqCVheoahc?si=DZ3bStavtQsM84dd
more than zw/3rds these threads are animus niggers wanting attention yes seija is animus serious. there's literally next to none waifufags because they're not allowed elsewhere
blame animus for waifu expulsion they claimed waifus while doxing others so it's literally banned. literally admin note is waifu exchaning illegal material. I am not that waifu im just a 2D pervert
>>937329285Projecting 100%. They wanted to get some clicks on whatever drivel they were writing by saying that Gunn didn't technically say no (because he couldn't on the spot) so here's 10 reasons why Superman will make orange man seethe. Number 7 will shock you.
>>937329636Make my vertigo stop and Ill cook you a michelin star meal.
your account for some place that has nothing to do with here, sure
you're rewording the same thing over and over as if that makes it any different
lmao
>>937329639that not his name but a derivative of it
>>937329636george cuck...
>>937329697It literally has my waifu name lol the most hated and is older than everyone
>>937329639Hi, Tamafox.
>>937329683Can you afford a michelin star meal?
>>937329780Big billy.
The biggest wet willy.
>>937329780I'll take out another loan if it means this suffering ends even if just for a moment.
>>937329600Yea that's what I thought.
>>937329636That'd be me. Hello.
ok but that still has nothing to do with here, therefore it's still completely irrelevant
this is not a difficult concept to grasp
lol
Am I still this retard's boogeyman? Holy rent free...
>>937329805Lol, gross..
>>937329826There is a piercing that helps with migraines/vertigos, have you heard?
>>937329887What were you talking about?
>>937329892Hi hi.
kys mordred. your days of shitposting in hg are over
>>937329920but it does? nearly 2/3rd of waifufags are alicefags mice try btw
>>937330065A piercing? This sounds like bullshit.
>>937330065Im your boogeyman be original
>>937330096yes you got him
>>937330065The new Superman movie. Cute frog poster was asking me if it's actually political or not.
i a ise you :( did neptune say how his sister used to rob him on christmas?
btw neptune not a waifufag hes an avatarfag
what you're saying does not invalidate anything ive said lol
says a bigger avatarfag than bc
>>937330141Depends on who you ask, but I heard daith piercings could help.
Leddit is against it tho, oh my science!!
>>937330188I heard jews were boycotting it because Superman is against genocide.
>>937330229Hiiii
>>937330475I would not trust it either. Not that I want piercings in the first place but for the price of that I could probably get botox injections for migraines.
neptune leto pedo troons o should post his face he's scared lol
leto you scared
>>937330546They cost me like 8 bucks... 5 since I have regulars discount.
>>937330500Waaaoohh
>>937330575Trvth nvke
im being very ballsy because im very confident sont play with me bro
>>937330798Brother it cost me like a hundred bucks to pierce my ear 15 years ago.
>>937330798Waow, pipebomb, so cool!
>>937330475It's nothing more than obnoxious people who are paid to push spin trying to rile people up.
>>937330851Finally.
>>937330857That too!
>>937330892Finland evolved the wrong way...
>>937330910Waoh pipebomb!
>>937330966Throw and insult on the ground and its owner will make sure to pick it up, jews are masters at picking stuff off the floor, penny pincher fucks.
don't play games with me i literally got your pedo shit you wanna play sides fuck you then
>>937331052wanna read your ip btw?
>>937331052anyway, hop on Umamusume.
>>937331185seija finish pedophile
>>937331210mordred german brandenburg burg pedo
>>937331052Get outta there she's gonna blow!
>>937331255but imma eat you
>>937331271no you don't you think you're a moderator despite constantly being banned
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Yap yap yap.
>>937331185HARU URARA SUPREMACY
>>937331210Finally!
>>937331263GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDENT!
why are you describing yourself again
>>937331483For me, its Daiwa Scarlet.
>>937331483finally? what happened?
>>937331540Blow that bitch Vodka head smoove off.
>>937331582You came.
>>937331709Fucking hate that whore Vodka.
KKoo4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48KBssY6DQU
Good night angel. Good night anons, remember to amuse your waifu/husbando a bit.
>>937331709yesssss
not yet I have a migraine
>>937331483Get down, dog.
>>937331818Good night Edre poster.
>>937331052>>937331483>>937331709Why do talk like a child? Holy shit you're such a fucking faggot. Have you tried getting pozzed so you get AIDS and die? I bet you got molested by an uncle like the twink faggot you are. You probably enjoyed it too.
>>937331905(this guy is jealous)
>>937331905i literally have 16 million post from neptune trying my ip race saying one thing
>>937331821Why do you have a migrain?
>>937331781I love how Daiwa is a mama's girl.
>>937331854Yuck
>>937332197hey you're not supposed to be here you're banned
>>937332197I don't know but cold water is helping and I think I'll take a nap after dinner
neptune fumping cp though proxies 2027 and 2024
>>937332197Oh, okay... :-(
leto you're american i can definitely prove he broke lawz so him or u de ide
>>937331818I hope you trip down a flight of stairs and fucking die.
ok ill work with soyjaks i got your face and unlike yhem i cn atc
>>937332289What's for dinner? Pork loin and mushroom sandwich here.
>>937332330No sad... only happy
how can someone be this mindbroken and pathetic
>>937332529You're entire existence must be a miserable pile of repressed trauma from being ass raped as a little boy.
How sad.
>>937332529but your catholic it's not allowed currently
>>937332583hes literally breaking religious law
catholi. not waiting to good froday
literally count whole day despite it being upon the moon
im roman catholic the true catholic you hospanic minion and we observe good friday with fish and fat tuesfay with anything
spics like kombucha aren't catholics